Author Topic: 1000 Things that will get you kicked out of Walmart! (Read 4143 times)

K2 · « **Reply #25 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:44:43 PM »

24. Kill 2 K2s, a Hik, a Gaser, and a Hawkeye in the parking lot. Blindfolded.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #26 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:46:44 PM »

25- Kill 2 K2s a Hikaru, a Gaserlake, a Hawkeye and a nisorin Blind folded with one arm behind your back

K2 · « **Reply #27 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:48:25 PM »

26. Stand in the parking lot blindfolded. In the middle of traffic. With a bottle of Jack.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #28 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:49:11 PM »

27- Stand blindfolded in the middle of the parking lot next to K2 and drinking the Jack

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #29 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:50:00 PM »

28: Corrupting the Shoutbo- Err... stabbing employees with a toothpick.

Queen Bright · « **Reply #30 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:50:47 PM »

29: Carrying a picket sign in there with the target symbol and big red letters that say "TARGET IS BETTER!"

K2 · « **Reply #31 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:51:28 PM »

30. Cussing out K2 and L_Rage for standing in the middle of the parking lot drinking Jack. They'll kick you out themselves if they have to.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #32 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:52:20 PM »

31- Eating K2

K2 · « **Reply #33 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:53:12 PM »

32. Eating L_Rage as he eats you.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #34 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:54:21 PM »

33- Eat Hikaru while K2 eats you

K2 · « **Reply #35 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:55:13 PM »

34. Don't eat at all. And by that I mean go on a hunger strike in the middle of Walmart and get others to join you. In front of their produce section.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #36 on:** July 19, 2010, 06:58:28 PM »

35- Eat Pizza infrong of the strikers

K2 · « **Reply #37 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:07:28 PM »

36. Strike against striking.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #38 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:38:34 PM »

37- Rob the joint

Nisorin · « **Reply #39 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:39:15 PM »

((Target IS better than walmart. lol And robbing the place is too simple. You need something EPIC!))

38. Get you and a bunch of friends, dressed in a semi-formal red shirt with khakis, print out tons of red bulls'eye stickers of any size carry-able by one person, make tape recordings of you and your friends yelling out TARGET IS BETTER THAN WAL-MART repeatedly and grab as many portable tape recorders with speakers as you can. Invade the store and proceed to slap on stickers wherever you can, while hiding the tape recorders in very difficult to find spots, then sprint out before they can stop you.

Yes, I have done this. Yes, it is fun as all hell. Though when we did it, it was back when the local K-mart was still open, and we wore K-mart uniforms. This may have been what drove that k-mart out of business. XD

EDIT: Preferably bring red ski masks.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #40 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:41:20 PM »

39- Rob the joint while high and blame it on nisorin

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #41 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:43:50 PM »

40: Go to the intercom posted just about anywhere and say this: "For the next ten minutes, all items are free. Also, HAIL ZEON."

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #42 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:44:39 PM »

41- Wage a Paintball war with your friends in the name of lowering prices

K2 · « **Reply #43 on:** July 19, 2010, 07:59:02 PM »

42. Put a truck on the roof. A wal-mart truck.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #44 on:** July 19, 2010, 09:38:07 PM »

43:Detonate said truck on the roof, and replace it with a sign that says,"This is what will happen to all Walmart shoppers!" in big, friendly letters.

K2 · « **Reply #45 on:** July 19, 2010, 09:40:15 PM »

44. Make the letters flashing in a way that it gives people seizures.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #46 on:** July 19, 2010, 09:44:25 PM »

45- Wage WW3 in the middle of the produce section

K2 · « **Reply #47 on:** July 19, 2010, 09:48:07 PM »

46. Wage WWIII in the middle of a produce section... against the manager of the store.

Nisorin · « **Reply #48 on:** July 19, 2010, 09:48:55 PM »

Aaaaaaaaand get yourself blackbagged for terrorism.

K2 · « **Reply #49 on:** July 19, 2010, 10:38:16 PM »

47. Put a walmart bag on terrorism and hand it to a shopper.