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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2010, 04:18:28 PM »
Dear Zai,

God dammit, stop sleeping so I can do something!

Regards,
Faotemaru Veintarlach Derahnad.

PS
Why the hell did you give me such a ridiculous name?
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #26 on: July 19, 2010, 04:19:25 PM »
Dear Zai
   SAVE ME!!!!!!

                   Regards,
                      Lyoko222 (Eveeryone's Favorite Member)
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Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

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Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #27 on: July 19, 2010, 04:21:35 PM »
Dear Hikaru Tyris,
We regret to inform you that we get to keep all of your items that you have left behind.

Sincerely,
The Aralangs

PS: THANKS FOR THE KATANA, SUCKER!
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #28 on: July 19, 2010, 04:22:11 PM »
Dear lyo...

<There's drool stains on the rest of the letter and is thus unreadable. It seems Zai went to sleep in the making of it.>
« Last Edit: July 19, 2010, 04:22:53 PM by Zai »
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #29 on: July 19, 2010, 04:23:41 PM »
Dear Zai,
   Wake your bitch ass up!!! Tepper is almost broken the 4th wall!! SAVE LYOKO!!!!!

      Regards
          Lyoko222
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Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #30 on: July 19, 2010, 04:26:10 PM »
Dear Lyoko222,

My mailman seemed to have woken me up. And as for the fourth wall, not to worry. I switched the walls around while no one was looking so the 4th wall is now the 2nd wall. Oh, and I put a black hole behind it in case he ever was able to get past it.

Regards,

Z... <More drool stains. Yeah, you get the picture.>
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #31 on: July 19, 2010, 04:28:28 PM »
Dear Zai
   Goddamnit...Now he's gonna kill me..When the zombies attack i hope you get eaten first
          regards,
               Lyoko222 "Pretend Admin of the Year"
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Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #32 on: July 19, 2010, 04:30:26 PM »
Dear Letters Of The Dictator Topic,
Stop being so damn popular.
Your creator,
K2323.
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #33 on: July 19, 2010, 04:32:53 PM »
Dear Lyoko222,

Zombies? I'm on a satellite and I'm the only staff on board. The next resupply is next year, so I'm pretty much safe from it till the infection dies down. I have a nice view of Tepper making his way towards you with a chainsaw though. Good luck!

Regards,
Zai

PS
His chainsaw has a major flaw in it, so I suggest you- <There's blood splattered on the rest of the letter. Apparently Zai was already infected with the zombie disease.>
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #34 on: July 19, 2010, 04:36:45 PM »
Dear Faote,
Hope you're not still upset about the loss. You know... When I beat you. During the tournament. Me. Yeah, I knew you'd understand that when I beat you (which I did), it was just for the tournament. Which I beat you in.

No hard feelings,
K2323.

P.S.: I beat you.
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #35 on: July 19, 2010, 04:40:48 PM »
Dear K2323,

All forgiven. Never really wanted to participate anyways, but Katherine insisted to the point I had to at least show her what she was getting herself into if she took the ways of a fighter. Though I have to admit, ever since that fight, she's been trying to copy all of the spells you've used. I'll never understand her. ... Even though I technically created her.

Regards,
Faotemar- oh fuck it. I'm renaming myself to Bob.

Regards,
Bob.
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #36 on: July 19, 2010, 04:42:39 PM »
Dear Zai
 Got Ya BITCH!!!
    Regards,
       Zombie Master
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Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #37 on: July 19, 2010, 04:45:02 PM »
Dear Zombie Master,

I just flew over Russia, and you know how the saying goes. "You will infect Zai. But in Soviet Russia, Zai infects YOU!"
Have fun with all those Zaibies you'll never be able to get rid of!

Regards,
Zai.

PS
Tell Faot- Er, Bob, to change his name back or I'll paint False Heaven in rainbow paint.
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #38 on: July 19, 2010, 05:25:06 PM »
Dear High School Musical Director,
I'm a big fan! Please send me a T-Shirt!
- Kai
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #39 on: July 19, 2010, 05:29:22 PM »
Zai,

Fuck you.

Regards,
Faotemaru Veintarlach Derahnad
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #40 on: July 22, 2010, 06:29:43 PM »
Dear K2323,

           I am not the Weakest Character!!!!

                              Regrads,
                                Mark Tepper
 PS- After i get hikaru, Your next
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Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #41 on: July 22, 2010, 06:31:59 PM »
Dear Economy,

You suck.

Regards,
A jobless Zai.

PS
RAAAAGE
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #42 on: October 01, 2010, 01:39:21 AM »
Hasley,

Has Katherine given you any trouble? How about Shu and the other 998 androids? Did another Rick Roll thing appear? I swear if that happens again... Anyways, if anything happens, just tell Katherine and she'll take care of it.

Sincerely,
Faotemaru Veintarlach Derahnad.
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #43 on: February 24, 2011, 10:04:48 PM »
Quote from: Gaserlake on July 07, 2010, 06:16:39 PM
Dear K2323,
Thanks for the book. It was very interesting. I've used all 101 ways on her. Her reactions were surprising. It was fun. I've sent you some pictures of the tortures. You can also put these on your refrigerator.

Your pal,
Gaserlake


Dear Gaserlake,
You went soft. -_- It's time for me to take over in the torturing of my sister.
Love,
K2323
P.S.: there's some Relorian pudding in the envelope. Try some it's good!
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #44 on: February 24, 2011, 10:26:54 PM »
Dear The Anrufe,
   I look forward to meeting you soon. We have so much to talk about.

                          Your Future Friend,
                                                 AI Delta
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Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #45 on: March 03, 2011, 11:26:25 PM »
Dear the Anrufe
I hope you die
-Ken

Dear Ai Delta
Stay out of My systems
-Ken
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #46 on: March 04, 2011, 04:41:47 PM »
Dear Ken,

I look forward to taking your technology.

-AI Delta
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Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #47 on: March 04, 2011, 04:44:05 PM »
Dear AI Delta
Have you met the Mechera? They hate your guts. So leave my technology alone.
With sincerest regards
-Ken

Dear the Anrufe
I have orchestrated the murder of your leader Aria. Stay out of my territories or else.
I hate your guts
-Ken

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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #48 on: March 04, 2011, 04:47:43 PM »
Dear Ken

What do you mean we hate him? Actually, we're quite certain he'd fit in well with us; his plans are certainly devious enough.

-The Mechera


PS, If Delta is reading this, our leader would love to have a chat with you, exchange all sorts of different hacking methods and ideas.
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Re: Letters Of The Dictators
« Reply #49 on: March 04, 2011, 04:52:49 PM »
Dear Ken,
We love you too.
Love,
The Anrufe

PS: We should have a tea party on Zed sometime soon. Oh, wait.
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