Author Topic: Paul is Dead... and I have facts! (Read 804 times)

Shanghai Alice · « **on:** July 08, 2010, 03:36:32 AM »

Everything you are about to read is true, though I am not allowed to reveal my source. Over many days, I have come to realize this truth, and now understand that Paul really is dead. I wish to share this information with as many as possible, so the truth will be understood at last.

Paul is dead. But not the Paul that we expected.

On the date of August 12, 2010,, Paul went back in time (He could not return to the future, as he came from an era where time travel was not yet perfected), and inserted his robo-clone into the Beatles. Afterwards, he spent the next several years secretly fighting the Underground Nazi Remnants, and KGB spies as part of his original MI5 mission.

Once Paul deemed that the world was safe enough, he then ordered his robot clone to die in a fiery car wreck, creating a massive media story, so he could create a diversion while he systematically executed everyone who knew his true identity- as a time traveler.

Then, he rejoined the Beatles, and the rest is (altered) history.

IT'S ALL TRUE.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #1 on:** July 08, 2010, 03:55:45 AM »

...Hmm...Is your source maybe Dr. Hobo?

Shanghai Alice · « **Reply #2 on:** July 08, 2010, 04:39:26 PM »

I'M RIGHT AND YOU'RE ALL CRAZY.

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #3 on:** July 08, 2010, 05:25:16 PM »

Of course! The Jack the Ripper murders! It all makes sense now!

-And then Zai's head exploded.-

Gaserlake · « **Reply #4 on:** July 08, 2010, 08:29:42 PM »

Don't make my science contradict this story...

K2 · « **Reply #5 on:** July 08, 2010, 09:01:51 PM »

OBJECTION!

Gaserlake · « **Reply #6 on:** July 08, 2010, 10:58:55 PM »

That's it! Time machines won't be invented in August 12th, 2010. Also, time machines can NOT go back in time before it has been created. Meaning, a time machine made in the 13th cannot go back into the 12th.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #7 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:00:08 PM »

CONFUSED!!!!!
*Lyoko's head exsplodes too*

K2 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:01:22 PM »

Hypothetically, then, the key to time travel could simply be 'recording' movement of atoms so their places in the universe can be replicated at any given time for one observer, giving the illusion of time travel.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #9 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:03:35 PM »

Time isn't liner thats just how we percieve it

Queen Bright · « **Reply #10 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:11:21 PM »

Who is Paul?

K2 · « **Reply #11 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:22:55 PM »

Quote from: Hikaru on July 08, 2010, 11:11:21 PM

Who is Paul?

Paul McCartney.

Queen Bright · « **Reply #12 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:28:55 PM »

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #13 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:30:45 PM »

*Bangs head on desk*

K2 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:34:17 PM »

Only one of the greatest musicians of all time.

Ever heard of The Beatles?

Queen Bright · « **Reply #15 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:34:36 PM »

Oh god, not them. Worst music ever.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #16 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:35:03 PM »

Ha...i bet Hikaru likes that Techno shit

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #17 on:** July 08, 2010, 11:49:34 PM »

Quote from: Hikaru on July 08, 2010, 11:34:36 PM

Oh god, not them. Worst music ever.

Die heretical fool. D:<
*throws lightning bolts at Hik*

K2 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 09, 2010, 12:33:50 AM »

...Are you kidding me?

Gaserlake · « **Reply #19 on:** July 12, 2010, 04:22:43 PM »

I understand, Hik. Lolz. But I've heard that they did start rock music. Dunno if that's true.

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #20 on:** July 14, 2010, 12:09:24 AM »

Quote from: Gaserlake on July 12, 2010, 04:22:43 PM

I understand, Hik. Lolz. But I've heard that they did start rock music. Dunno if that's true.

Yeah, it's true. Without them, we'd be sitting around listening to some poor retarded version of country or something.