{Parody} Ultimate Battle

[K2]

Sorry for not getting everyone's characters.

First, if you haven't already, listen to the song "Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny" and read the lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM

Now, then, the SP Version.

The Ultimate Battle...

The Gareleng Virus was hopping around
Sudentor City like a big playground
When suddenly anarchy burst from the shade
and hit the Gareleng Virus with a chaos blade
The Gareleng Virus got pissed and began to attack
but didn't expect to be blocked by Lumek
who proceeded to open up a Veldorian spell
When Sakael came out of the depths of hell

And he started beating up Nosferatu
Then they both got flattened by the Javac of Ju
but before it could make it back to Japae
Green Zero popped out of his grave
and took an illusion out from his zero
and blew anarchy away like a big hero
but he ran out of magic and he ran away
because K2323 came to save the day

this is the Ultimate Battle of Nobody's Destiny
Pudding, porn, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, it's obvious who it will be
this is the Ultimate Battle of Nobody's Destiny

The Gareleng Virus took a bite out of K2
like the Archive took a bite out of Ju
and then Lumek came back covered in a hover track
but Xanacore jumped out and landed on his back
and anarchy was injured, and trying to get medication
when Green Zero came back with a hell mutation
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Vincient the demon took him out with his whip

then he saw the Gareleng Virus sneaking up from behind
and he reached for his plasma which he just couldn't find
'cause Green Zero stole it and he fired and he missed
and Xanacore deflected it with his piss
then he jumped in the air and he activated his curse
while Green Zero tried to get Red's purse
From K2, but they collided in the air
then they both got absorbed by a cosmic universe tear!

this is the Ultimate Battle of Nobody's Destiny
Pudding, porn, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, we all know who it'll be
this is the Ultimate Battle...

Angels sang out an immaculate diddy
down from the heavens descended Koty
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Greggory Valzone
who fell over on the ground, writhing in mechanical pain
as anarchy changed back into Kai, quite insane
but Greg saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed anarchy's head inbetween his mechanic thighs

then Genesis Black and Genesis White and
And the Plex Tournament's referee of the fights and
Hikaru and Koji Foyu and
Mark Tepper and The Xap Council Members
Nisorin, Zumi Allison, Katherine, and Shu 001,
Blaze Barren, Matry Idoson, all of the Anrufe, then
Rev and Gen and Archon the AI,
Hikari, Inari, Ari, and Shanghai
all came out of nowhere teleportation fast
and they kicked Koty in his flaming plasma ass
it was the bloodiest battle the plane ever saw
with mutated Earthlings looking on in total awe

and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Hawkeye in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Battle of Nobody's Destiny
Pudding, porn, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, you all know who'll it be
this is the Ultimate Battle...
this is the Ultimate Battle...
this is the Ultimate Battle...
of Nobody's Destiny

[@Pokemon Master Red]

...Awesome. Ultimate Showdown is awesome, and this even more so.
...Though the ryming was a bit off, but eh. Not easy to make it perfect. XD

[K2]

Was hard as hell to get it that close.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

ROTFLOL!!!

That is some good shit!!  Why didnt tepper have a bigger part in though?

[@Pokemon Master Red]

Probably because he isn't the most important, or very at all...XP

[K2]

Sorry, but Tepper went where I found a spot for him.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

Fucker!!! *Chokes Red*

[@Pokemon Master Red]

*throws a water bottle at L-Rage, filled with gasoline, then throws a lit match on him*
Eff' yeah.

[K2]

I think you killed him. O.o

[UnStellar]

This made me really happy. Not only because it was epic, because it is, but because it shows you've been paying attention to my posts, even though they don't involve you.

That makes me happy. 

[K2]

Lol sure.

[Beware Ye Who Enter Here]

None of my stuff is there, but dude that is awesome.

[K2]

lol sorry

[Embodiment of Cringe]

If you can fix this to be a bit shorter and to work with the quick tempo, I will sing this and upload it to youtube.

[Beware Ye Who Enter Here]

Np, its still awesome.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

Once again i say...AWSOME!!

Some one should try playing this and making an animation for it

[Embodiment of Cringe]

The Ultimate Battle...

The Gareleng Virus was hopping around
Sudentor City like a big playground
When suddenly anarchy burst from the shade <-- Too many syllables. Replacing Suddenly with Then or something might work.
and hit the Gareleng Virus with a chaos blade <-- Too many syllables. Maybe shortening "The Garelang Virus" to just "The Virus" will do.
Then Gareleng Virus got pissed and began to attack <-- Too many syllables. Maybe shortening "The Garelang Virus" to just "The Virus" will do.
but didn't expect to be blocked by Lumek <-- needs an extra syllable.
who proceeded to open up a Veldorian spell
When Sakael came out of the depths of hell

And he started beating up Nosferatu <-- Needs an extra syllable or a pause between up and Nosferatu.
Then they both got flattened by the Javac of Ju <-- Doesn't fit with previous line, WILL cause anyone singing to mess up.
but before it could make it back to Japae
Green Zero popped out of his grave <-- "Out of" kind of slows down whoever is singing, and this is a pretty quick song. I suggest something that ends with a vowel here. "outta" might do.
and took an illusion out from his zero <-- This line is really confusing and hard to say considering Illusion is in it, and it ends in a vowel.
and blew anarchy away like a big hero <-- Needs an extra syllable. Or replace Anarchy with something.
but he ran out of magic and he ran away
because K2323 came to save the day <-- "Kay-two-three-two-three" and "Kay twenty three twenty three" don't fit at all. It might be best to make it K23. It's much shorter and can be worked with.

this is the Ultimate Battle of Nobody's Destiny
Pudding, porn, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, it's obvious who it will be
this is the Ultimate Battle of Nobody's Destiny

The Gareleng Virus took a bite out of K2
like the Archive took a bite out of Ju
and then Lumek came back covered in a hover track
but Xanacore jumped out and landed on his back
and anarchy was injured, and trying to get medication <-- Too many syllables. Might help making Medication 'medicine,' but...
when Green Zero came back with a hell mutation <-- ... it'd make this line not rhyme.
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped <-- Too many syllables. No idea how to fix it.
Vincient the demon took him out with his whip <-- Another word ending with a vowel would help speed up this sentence to be read properly.

then he saw the Gareleng Virus sneaking up from behind <-- Too many syllables. No idea how to fix it.
and he reached for his plasma which he just couldn't find
'cause Green Zero stole it and he fired and he missed <-- One or two many syllables.
and Xanacore deflected it with his piss
then he jumped in the air and he activated his curse <-- Too many syllables. Maybe just "And he casted his curse" ?
while Green Zero tried to get Red's purse <-- Needs another syllable or a pause.
From K2, but they collided in the air <-- I think Collided messes up this line a bit. Could do with some improvement.
then they both got absorbed by a cosmic universe tear! <-- Take out universe and then this line is awesome.

this is the Ultimate Battle of Nobody's Destiny
Pudding, porn, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, we all know who it'll be
this is the Ultimate Battle...

Angels sang out an immaculate diddy
down from the heavens descended Koty
who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotch of Greggory Valzone
who fell over on the ground, writhing in mechanical pain
as anarchy changed back into Kai, quite insane
but Greg saw through his clever disguise
and he crushed anarchy's head inbetween his mechanic thighs

then Genesis Black and Genesis White
And the Plex Tournament's referee of the fights and <-- Uh, way too much to say. Tournament is a complex word to sing in a song. Also, x as a ending letter of a word = Not good.
Hikaru and Koji Foyu and
Mark Tepper and The Xap Council Members <-- The council members part make this line a little complex too.
Nisorin, Zumi Allison, Katherine, and Shu 001, <-- Take out 001.
Blaze Barren, Matry Idoson, all of the Anrufe, then
Rev and Gen and Archon the AI,
Hikari, Inari, Ari, and Shanghai
all came out of nowhere teleportation fast <-- teleportation --> Teleporting?
and they kicked Koty in his flaming plasma ass <-- Minus the plasma, or take out two syllables.
it was the bloodiest battle the plane ever saw
with mutated Earthlings looking on in total awe <-- Too many syllables. No idea how to fix it.

and the battle raged on for a century
many lives were claimed, but eventually
the champion stood, the rest saw their better:
Hawkeye in a bloodstained sweater

this is the Ultimate Battle of Nobody's Destiny
Pudding, porn, and explosions as far as the eye can see
and only one will survive, you all know who'll it be
this is the Ultimate Battle...
this is the Ultimate Battle...
this is the Ultimate Battle...
of Nobody's Destiny

Edited for hopefully a singing friendly version.