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101 ways to mess with the Pigs
« on: July 22, 2010, 06:09:00 PM »
1- Do the party boy around them
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Re: 101 ways to mess with the Pigs
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2010, 06:10:35 PM »
2 - Skid your tires in front of them as loud as you can.
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Re: 101 ways to mess with the Pigs
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2010, 06:11:15 PM »
3- Promise them massive amounts of doughnuts to overlook your illegal activity.
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Re: 101 ways to mess with the Pigs
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2010, 06:13:38 PM »
4 - Burn the doughnuts and coffee shops down.
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Re: 101 ways to mess with the Pigs
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2010, 06:18:48 PM »
5- Try to race a Fat cop
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Mark Tepper- lvl 5- CEO of Grunder Ind. -
AI Delta- DAIS Director/Anrufe Member
Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: 101 ways to mess with the Pigs
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2010, 10:18:00 PM »
6. Escape from jail with revelation spirit magic. :P
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Re: 101 ways to mess with the Pigs
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2010, 10:47:13 PM »
7- Rob a bank and Blame it on hikaru
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Mark Tepper- lvl 5- CEO of Grunder Ind. -
AI Delta- DAIS Director/Anrufe Member
Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: 101 ways to mess with the Pigs
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2010, 01:24:49 PM »
8. Rob a Hikaru and blame it on the bank.
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Re: 101 ways to mess with the Pigs
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2010, 01:56:08 PM »
9: Tell Hikaru that the police is affiliated with the Aralangs.
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Re: 101 ways to mess with the Pigs
« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2010, 05:06:38 PM »
10- Paint thier car Pink and put the word "PIG" on it
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Mark Tepper- lvl 5- CEO of Grunder Ind. -
AI Delta- DAIS Director/Anrufe Member
Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: 101 ways to mess with the Pigs
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2010, 06:43:58 PM »
11- Paint donuts on their car and watch their mouths drool every time they look at it. >:{D
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Re: 101 ways to mess with the Pigs
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2010, 09:03:50 AM »
12. Paint a cop on a donut and - oh wait
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Re: 101 ways to mess with the Pigs
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2010, 11:16:40 AM »
13. Kidnap them and their families and then make them watch as you slowly kill them one by one. Oh wait a minute, that's for Scientologists. Ummmm....Make them watch you eat doughnuts.
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