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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #325 on: September 03, 2010, 12:28:26 PM »
Merku says:
 Why is Shades forum filled with neo conservative assholes and boarderliner flamers?
Zai says:
 No idea.
 Ask him.

Zai says:
 I'll admit, he could have brought his counter argument more maturely, but he was more or less debating.
 Which I don't think is a bannable offense.
 Now, Wraith on the other hand might as well be banned.
Merku says:
 So wait flamings allowed in the debate board?
Zai says:
 As long as it's actual debate I guess.
Merku says:
 What the hell kind of forum is this 
Zai says:
 Ask Outcast. He made it.
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #326 on: September 05, 2010, 12:01:42 PM »
NinjaFurtle 8:12 pm
    Cause it's weird..the end of the trailer shows Sora from KHII so WTF
    And okie dokie :3
NinjaFurtle 8:16 pm
    And the first cutscene, or so I'm shown, is  Destiny Islands.
    HE'S DELIVERING THE BABEH
Nisorin 8:16 pm
    Game is out already?!
NinjaFurtle 8:17 pm
    Comes out the 7th! But they show the Japanese version!
Nisorin 8:17 pm
    SAY NOTHING MORE
NinjaFurtle 8:17 pm
    But but but!
Nisorin 8:18 pm
    I SHALL BUY TEH GAME WHEN IT COMES OUT!
Nisorin 8:18 pm
    SAY NO MORE!
NinjaFurtle 8:18 pm
    And you shall tell me everything about it :3
Nisorin 8:19 pm
    lol

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #327 on: September 06, 2010, 09:27:52 PM »
nekohikaruchan 6:18 pm
        What's the point of being on AIM if a person stays AFK all day? Gaser went away at 3:11, it is now 6:18, and he hasn't posted once!
    NinjaFurtle 6:18 pm
        I saw

Gaserlake is available 6:18 pm
   
nekohikaruchan 6:18 pm
        ...Speak of the devil

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #328 on: September 07, 2010, 05:26:52 PM »
me:  GET ON LAPTOP
I WANNA SHARE POETRY
 Victor:  I am
 me:  AND NOW I FEEL LIKE A WUSS FOR SAYING THAT
Victor: :P
me: GRAH
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #329 on: September 08, 2010, 06:31:55 PM »
(18:18:27) Hikaru: Oh! Look what wikipedia says.
(18:18:46) XANA: ...?
(18:18:47) Hikaru: The Cthulhu Mythos, also known as the Lovecraft Mythos,[1] is a shared 'fictional' universe created in the 1920s by American horror writer H. P. Lovecraft.
(18:19:01) Hikaru: Case in point.
(18:19:07) XANA: Ja, good for you.
(18:19:16) XANA: I believe the bible's a work of fiction.
(18:19:30) XANA: You dont see me going around saying it every chance I get.
(18:20:05) Dr.Pepper: Kaitan_Zai has been logged out (Timeout).
(18:20:08) XANA: Unlike you apparently, I respect other people's right to religion. I dont care if its a load of BS to me or not, they're allowed to believe what they want to.
(18:20:36) Zak agrees with Hiro on all but the Bible
(18:21:15) Zak: Live and let live
(18:21:18) Zak: I say
(18:21:32) Zak: But you Americans aren't really keen on the concept
(18:21:41) C'thulhu: Hikaru: "The Cthulhu Mythos, also known as the Lovecraft Mythos,[1] is a shared 'fictio​nal' universe created in the 1920s by American horror writer H. P. Lovecraft." You're still going on about how C'thulhu's not real? I thought we got past that hell I already agreed to change his name what more do you fucking want?
(18:23:03) XANA: Hik, your entire point is null unless you wanna change the names of everything on the board. You ripped off the bible, after all.
(18:23:26) XANA: But, thats just my take. Cant make ya, after all.
(18:24:35) XANA: Just dont insult other people's beliefs. Its generally a bad move if your planning on getting support.
(18:24:46) Dr.Pepper: UnStellar has been logged out (Timeout).
(18:24:59) XANA: Plus it kinda makes people hate you.
(18:25:13) C'thulhu agrees with Hiro
(18:26:19) Hikaru: Don't care.
(18:26:29) Hikaru: If you worship a book? Yeah, I'm sorry, retard.
(18:26:39) Hikaru: Now if you'll excuse me, I have some things to scan.
(18:26:42) C'thulhu: What's the bible Hikaru?
(18:26:43) Hikaru AFKs.
(18:27:03) C'thulhu won this arguement
Kobe Bryant is a product of the myth


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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #330 on: September 11, 2010, 11:20:26 AM »
Oh my God -_-

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #331 on: September 11, 2010, 05:28:20 PM »
Gaserlake 2:23 pm
    back
    and guess what, sucker?!
    Imma go on a cute and beautiful bike ride with my mommy!
    BEAT THAT!
nekohikaruchan 2:23 pm
    ...
Gaserlake 2:23 pm
    :P
    It's okay..
    don't be jealous
nekohikaruchan 2:23 pm
    Resisting urge to laugh.
Gaserlake 2:23 pm
    Not many people get this opportunity.
    lol
    I'm making fun of myself, too...
    chatlog this... you die.

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #332 on: September 11, 2010, 10:27:31 PM »
[19:13:00] Gaserlake: gonna fucking shower.
[19:13:07] Gaserlake: AND SING AND DANCE AT THE SAME TIME! :d
[19:13:09] Gaserlake: Now..
[19:13:13] Gaserlake: All I need is K2...
[19:15:17] nekohikaruchan: Pooost
[19:15:52] Gaserlake: wait...
[19:15:57] Gaserlake: I need K2 to come in the shower with me.
[19:16:00] Gaserlake: hang on
[19:16:02] nekohikaruchan: ...
[19:16:04] nekohikaruchan: CHATLOGGING
[19:16:07] nekohikaruchan: Totally chatlogging
[19:16:07] Gaserlake: lol
[19:16:09] Gaserlake: LOL
[19:16:37] Gaserlake: and... next...
[19:16:39] Gaserlake: YOU!
[19:17:00] Gaserlake: GET YOUR ASS IN DA SHOWA!
[19:18:04] Gaserlake: I see you chatlogged teh bike ride part, too....
[19:18:13] Gaserlake: Okay...
[19:18:15] Gaserlake: you're going to die.
[19:18:19] Gaserlake: You chatlogged it...
[19:18:25] Gaserlake: cuz I tempted you to do it with my threat...
[19:18:27] Gaserlake: and you dared me...
[19:18:29] Gaserlake: you're gonna..
[19:18:30] Gaserlake: fucking..
[19:18:31] Gaserlake: die..
[19:18:32] Gaserlake: like...
[19:18:34] Gaserlake: a piggy...
[19:18:35] Gaserlake: Yes...
[19:18:39] Gaserlake: Hikky is a piggy.
[19:18:48] Gaserlake: A FUCKING CUTE LITTLE PIGGY!
[19:18:59] Gaserlake: Now... I just need to make a rap on that one..
[19:20:58] nekohikaruchan: Lol
[19:21:03] nekohikaruchan: Pooost
[19:21:16] Gaserlake: Cute little Hikky is being a little piggy. She is so pissy cuz I called her a piggy. Why I called her a piggy? Cuz she didn't really think. She just went ahead and dyed her hair pink. Pink is the color of a cute little piggy, as well as the color of the hair of cute little Hikky.
[19:21:32] nekohikaruchan: ...
[19:21:41] Gaserlake: :P

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #333 on: September 12, 2010, 12:07:18 PM »
DAMN. I wished I chatlogged that chat last night, BUT DAMMIT I DUN SAVE THOSE
XD

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #334 on: September 12, 2010, 05:27:23 PM »
Zai said:
 Merkuuu! Hey Merkuuu!
 
 I have no life. 
Merku says:
 Relax
Zai says:
 Nyoro~n
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #335 on: September 15, 2010, 06:56:34 PM »
nekohikaruchan 3:49 pm
    Don't care
    Also, prepare to lose Starania soon.
blackhawkfury221 3:49 pm
    I only have half the planet.
    Which I am not using.
    And how would I lose it?
blackhawkfury221 3:52 pm
    So who is taking the planet?
nekohikaruchan 3:52 pm
    I am.
blackhawkfury221 3:53 pm
    Hikaru
    Rev and Gen?
    Inari?]
    Or your Negi?
nekohikaruchan 3:53 pm
    Kurai.
blackhawkfury221 3:53 pm
    Oh man.
    I'd better get off world.


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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #336 on: September 15, 2010, 08:08:59 PM »
Oh wow, really? Lol. Wtf is a Negi?

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #337 on: September 16, 2010, 02:34:42 PM »
(14:23:40) XANA: New Reply: Re: Getting a security detail
(14:24:27) Odd Dellarobia: New Reply: Re: Making Reservations
(14:26:20) -Lyoko222: New Reply: Re: Making Reservations
(14:28:03) Odd Dellarobia: New Reply: Re: Getting a security detail
(14:30:42) Odd Dellarobia: New Reply: Re: Making Reservations
(14:32:51) Odd Dellarobia: New Reply: Re: Getting Insurance for a job loss
(14:33:05) Odd_Dellarobia: Posted on all topics.
(14:33:07) Odd_Dellarobia: Now to wait.
(14:33:19) Kaitan_Zai: Why are all the posts in topics related to the economy in some way?
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #338 on: September 16, 2010, 03:01:10 PM »
Oh wow, really? Lol. Wtf is a Negi?

See.....? Thats what I said... Then Hik got annoyed with me.
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« Reply #339 on: September 16, 2010, 03:03:49 PM »
Actually I've been wondering that too, what the fuck is a Negi? Is it the opposite of a Posi?


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(15:01:26) Zak: It is awesome
(15:01:29) Zak: but its
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« Reply #340 on: September 16, 2010, 04:17:20 PM »
And heres another.

(15:16:28) C'thulhu: Hey Zai.
(15:16:38) Odd Dellarobia: New Reply: Re: Making Reservations
(15:16:42) Kaitan_Zai: ohai
(15:16:55) Zak: I like spartan 3s
(15:17:02) Zak: they aren't as...
(15:17:10) Zak: Well... superhumam
(15:17:37) C'thulhu: i liek SpartanIII cause tey fite alein and doesnt afraid of nothing.
(15:18:06) Zak: hat means thwey are afraid of thigs
(15:18:18) Zak: and there is firefight mode
(15:18:21) Zak: and thye new frge
(15:18:40) C'thulhu: Zak, ur doin yt wrong.
(15:19:33) Zak: meh
(15:19:38) PostBot: XANA has been logged out (Timeout).
(15:19:44) C'thulhu: mehehem
(15:19:48) Zak: its the keyboards fault
(15:20:42) C'thulhu: I bet legendairy on Haloz.
(15:21:16) PostBot: C'thulhu leaves the channel.
(15:21:29) PostBot: Error: Invalid channel name: Roleplay
(15:21:33) PostBot: C'thulhu enters the channel.
(15:21:57) C'thulhu: .....I don't know what just happened to me......But I liked it.
(15:22:12) PostBot: C'thulhu leaves the channel.
(15:22:25) PostBot: C'thulhu enters the channel.
(15:23:31) PostBot: XANA logs into the Chat.
(15:23:44) C'thulhu: Hey Hiro.
(15:24:04) XANA: No school for me...I is sick...Bleh...
(15:24:09) Kaitan_Zai:
(15:24:19) XANA: So I stayed home today.
(15:24:20) Odd Dellarobia: New Reply: Re: Preparation for Coronation part 1
(15:24:51) Kaitan_Zai: nothing is happening today. I shall go play Mass Effect 2.
(15:24:56) C'thulhu: Whats wierd is ever since I started reading The Stand everyones been getting sick. It kinda creeps me out.
(15:25:03) XANA: Also, I ain't stayin on Shattered long(right this instant, I mean of course Im coming back to Shattered, but what Im saying is right now Im just checking stuff).
(15:25:27) Kaitan_Zai: lolk
(15:25:28) PostBot: Odd_Dellarobia logs into the Chat.
(15:25:30) Odd_Dellarobia: Your post Xana btw
(15:25:40) XANA: Not gonna right now.
(15:25:43) Kaitan_Zai: I got a stuffy nose if that tells you anything.
(15:25:48) XANA: Just explained that, Hawk...
(15:25:49) Kaitan_Zai: I like fall, but
(15:25:53) Kaitan_Zai: It hates me
(15:26:10) C'thulhu: OH SHIT IT'S CAPTAIN TRIPS!
(15:26:27) XANA: Also, Fullmetal Alchemist is awesome. Not gonna stop saying that.
(15:26:35) Kaitan_Zai: lolk
(15:26:52) Odd_Dellarobia: Hope you feel better.
(15:27:02) C'thulhu: AH GOD! Pretty 99.4% of everyones gonna be dead!
(15:27:09) C'thulhu: *soon
(15:27:18) Kaitan_Zai will now go play Mass Effect 2
(15:27:20) PostBot: Kaitan_Zai logs out of the Chat.
(15:28:09) PostBot: -Lyoko222 has been logged out (Timeout).
(15:30:41) Zak: Well...
(15:30:51) C'thulhu: Well??
(15:30:52) Zak: I'll be part of that small .6% then
(15:30:58) Zak: I won't die
(15:31:03) Zak: for any reason
(15:31:11) Zak: I kcik Death in da nuts
(15:31:13) C'thulhu: As would I, for I have no cold whatsoever.
(15:31:19) Zak: But I just can't type
(15:31:31) C'thulhu: Yeah you suck at typing.
(15:38:09) Zak: meh
(15:43:03) C'thulhu: New Reply: Re: Joke Character Creation
(15:43:25) C'thulhu: mehem
(15:47:09) Zak: MEH
(15:47:17) C'thulhu: Hrrrm
(15:49:28) Zak: Yeesss....?
(15:49:46) C'thulhu: Hrrm Hrrrm.
(15:49:53) Zak: Ok......
(15:50:40) C'thulhu: New Reply: Re: CHALLENGE OF SHATTERED PLANES. ALL MUST JOIN.
(15:50:55) C'thulhu: Heh heh HRRRRM
(15:51:05) C'thulhu is clearing his throat.
(15:51:07) Zak: ok...
(15:53:14) C'thulhu: Hrrm hrrrrm!
(15:53:48) Zak: New Reply: Re: Preparation for Coronation part 1
(15:54:39) PostBot: Error: Connection status: 500
(15:54:50) C'thulhu: What the hell?
(15:55:02) C'thulhu: I think the postbots going crazy.
(15:55:04) Zak: hahahaha
(15:55:17) Zak: wha...?
(15:55:23) C'thulhu: Is funny right?
(15:55:31) Zak: wha....?
(15:55:32) Zak: no
(15:55:42) Zak: I won't look at whaever that is
(15:55:48) Zak: I don't trust links
(15:56:01) C'thulhu: It's not Blaarg.
(15:56:12) Zak: I dun care
(15:56:32) C'thulhu: Luk at yt!
(15:56:40) Zak: meh
(15:57:42) C'thulhu: Then got UR.
(15:58:20) Zak: ...?
(15:58:31) C'thulhu: *go to.
(15:59:48) PostBot: wxiong logs into the Chat.
(15:59:50) wxiong: ZAK
(16:00:05) C'thulhu: Sersly? wxing?
(16:00:25) wxiong: sup
(16:00:37) wxiong: i am in the same room as zak right now lols
(16:00:45) wxiong: muahahaha
(16:00:48) C'thulhu: Wait......
(16:00:54) C'thulhu: I can figure this out.
(16:01:07) wxiong: lols
(16:01:11) C'thulhu: .......You're Zak arn't myou!
(16:01:17) C'thulhu: *you!
(16:01:19) wxiong: maybe
(16:01:21) wxiong: hahaha
(16:01:32) C'thulhu: A sister?
(16:01:34) Zak: noo....
(16:01:42) Zak: he's another stufdent at me school
(16:01:47) Zak: ...
(16:01:52) Zak: *student
(16:01:55) C'thulhu: Oh right you're at school.
(16:02:07) C'thulhu: I keep thinking you get out when I do.
(16:02:10) Zak: so.. basically, he's a spambot
(16:02:27) wxiong: i aint no spambot
(16:02:43) wxiong: although i do like to annoy him
(16:02:48) C'thulhu: What does this person at your school look like?
(16:02:56) Zak: Asian
(16:03:01) wxiong: and kool
(16:03:03) Zak: a bit taller than me
(16:03:08) C'thulhu: *smacks head* duh.
(16:03:12) Zak: which isn't saying much
(16:03:15) Zak: ...
(16:03:18) C'thulhu: to both of those.
(16:03:19) Zak: Jeee
(16:03:26) Zak: thanks, C'thulu
(16:03:28) wxiong: ouch*
(16:03:41) C'thulhu: What? You're short.
(16:03:45) Zak: ...
(16:03:50) wxiong: he is a little person
(16:03:52) Zak: i am only 5.5
(16:03:55) wxiong: about 3 feet 4
(16:04:01) Zak: but that does not make me short
(16:04:07) wxiong: im only like 5 feet 6t
(16:04:09) C'thulhu: Yes it does.
(16:04:25) wxiong: damn it
(16:04:27) wxiong: nm
(16:04:28) Zak: No...
(16:04:35) wxiong: zak told me u know him in rl
(16:04:41) Zak: just becasue you are like 6.6....
(16:04:42) C'thulhu: I do.
(16:04:59) Zak: and could steamrole me like rhino....
(16:05:11) C'thulhu: Continue....
(16:05:28) Zak: Doesn't mean that I can't still kick your ass!
(16:05:30) Zak: ...
(16:05:37) Zak: I just hve to find it first!
(16:05:44) C'thulhu: Actually it does.
(16:05:49) Zak: No...
(16:06:00) Zak: I am a lot fitter than you
(16:06:02) C'thulhu: It means you can't means you can't kick my ass ever.
(16:06:14) Zak: I can...
(16:06:19) Zak: I can kick your ass
(16:06:22) PostBot: Odd_Dellarobia has been logged out (Timeout).
(16:06:32) C'thulhu: Also. HEY ZAK'S TEACHER!!!, HES ON AN INAPROPRIATE SITE!
(16:06:37) Zak: I just have to find it!
(16:06:41) wxiong: HAHAHA
(16:06:44) C'thulhu: WRITE HIM UP FOR IT!
(16:06:51) wxiong: he is on spankwire right now lols
(16:06:58) Zak: he/sh/it can't see thios
(16:07:03) Zak: its an online class
(16:07:27) C'thulhu: .......May C'thulhu have your soul you magnificent bastard.
(16:07:41) Zak: this is joe. joe says hi.
(16:07:53) wxiong: ay yo
(16:08:00) wxiong: u from albemarle too?
(16:08:07) C'thulhu: Yep.
(16:08:10) Zak: joe is now gone... or rather right next to me
(16:08:16) Zak: but still!
(16:08:32) Zak: joe is awesome. give joe money
(16:08:33) C'thulhu: Joe another kid in your class?
(16:08:37) Zak: No, joe!
(16:08:39) Zak: Bad!
(16:08:45) Zak: No money for you!
(16:09:00) Zak: i am in zaks class and his friend
(16:09:00) C'thulhu: I'll take that as a yes.
(16:09:04) Zak: Back!
(16:09:12) Zak: Back away from my computer!
(16:09:16) Zak: My keboard!
(16:09:22) Zak: *keyboard
(16:09:23) C'thulhu: No joe! keep typing!
(16:09:26) Zak: DANGIT JOE
(16:09:29) C'thulhu: I support you!
(16:09:48) Zak: EXPLODING POTATOES. APPLE PIE. POUND CAKE :p
(16:09:48) wxiong: zak is a nazi
(16:09:48) C'thulhu: shoot him with bullets, they are his weakness!
(16:10:06) wxiong: zak says his great great grandfather is hitler
(16:10:08) Zak: Hit its weak spot for massive damage!
(16:10:12) Zak: ....
(16:10:16) Zak: No...
(16:10:17) C'thulhu: Exactly.
(16:10:18) wxiong: he shot john lennon
(16:10:25) Zak: he was Napoleon asshole
(16:10:26) C'thulhu: I KNEW IT!
(16:10:31) wxiong: hahhaha
(16:10:35) Zak: i agree with william
(16:10:40) Zak: ...
(16:10:41) wxiong: hahaha
(16:10:51) Zak: Zak does not condone genocide
(16:11:00) Zak: joe: ...
(16:11:05) C'thulhu: Is william joing Shattered or is he just messing on the chat?
(16:11:07) Zak: joe: liar
(16:11:17) Zak: um.. he's a member
(16:11:18) wxiong: he doescondone to genocide cuz he like torturing the jews
(16:11:25) wxiong: he does not*
(16:11:26) Zak: but he is basically a spambot who likes chat
(16:11:31) C'thulhu: Zak
(16:11:35) Zak: ...
(16:11:42) C'thulhu: What did I tell you about killing jews?
(16:11:49) Zak: I like... no... um... I has no problems with Jews!
(16:11:53) C'thulhu: I told you not to do it didn't I?
(16:11:59) wxiong: did u know zak feels insecure cuz he only has one testicle?
(16:11:59) Zak: They stole my money!
(16:12:05) Zak: ...
(16:12:07) Zak: wat
(16:12:08) C'thulhu: ZAAAK!
(16:12:15) Zak: How would you know...?
(16:12:18) Odd Dellarobia: New Reply: Re: Preparation for Coronation part 1
(16:12:25) Zak: Or do i not wanna know?
(16:12:26) C'thulhu: You will pay for this, I challenge you to a Blaarg off!
(16:12:37) Zak: Oh...
(16:12:37) wxiong: wats goin on now?
(16:12:39) Zak: Oh, shit
(16:12:44) Zak: ... no!
(16:12:47) Zak: No!
(16:12:50) Zak: C'thulu...
(16:12:52) Zak: No...
(16:12:56) Zak: Do. Niot
(16:12:59) Zak: blarg
(16:13:03) C'thulhu: But I must.
(16:13:06) Zak: yeah!
(16:13:09) Zak: Do not do that!
(16:13:13) Zak: NO!
(16:13:15) wxiong: laters dudes
(16:13:16) wxiong: im outy
(16:13:17) Zak: No....
(16:13:22) Zak: ok, bye spambot!
(16:13:22) wxiong: this conversation is one i dont get
(16:13:34) C'thulhu:
(16:13:38) C'thulhu: Blaarg!
(16:13:44) Zak: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhh​hhhhh
(16:13:50) Zak: Joe: its awesome
(16:13:57) Zak runs around scraming
(16:14:02) C'thulhu: @ joe I know right?
(16:14:57) C'thulhu: MORE!
(16:15:09) C'thulhu:
(16:15:20) C'thulhu: WHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #341 on: September 17, 2010, 01:07:43 PM »
From how its been explained to me, all a Negi is seems to be the evil of a mage. Still confuses me, though.
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« Reply #342 on: September 17, 2010, 06:53:31 PM »
18:46:04) Hikaru laughs at Lyoko.
(18:46:16) -Lyoko222 's eye twitches
(18:47:29) Hikaru:  [Devil Face]
(18:48:07) -Lyoko222: Strange way of firing people, Hikaru.
(18:48:23) Hikaru: I fired someone?
(18:48:33) -Lyoko222: By Executing them...
(18:48:41) Hikaru: Oh right. Well yeah, they were FIRED.
(18:48:44) Hikaru: In a literal sense.
(18:48:48) Hikaru smirks.
(18:49:02) -Lyoko222: more like blown away...
(18:49:13) -Lyoko222 laughs at his own stupid pun
(18:49:45) Hikaru: It could be worse.
(18:49:58) -Lyoko222 rolls his eyes at her
(18:50:05) -Lyoko222: riiiiiiiiii​iiiight
(18:50:14) Hikaru: You could be in charge to make residents happy.
(18:50:22) -Lyoko222: ...
(18:50:25) Hikaru: Like Orph's personal bitch, and anyone else who needs you.
(18:50:42) -Lyoko222: Im already Zai's Bitch...-_-
(18:51:44) -Lyoko222: dont worry...whe​n Zaibies invade the place.
(18:51:59) -Lyoko222: I. Will. Be. AVENGED!!!!​!
(18:52:30) Hikaru: That's what you get when you make more work for the Owners boyfriend.
(18:52:58) XANA: ...
(18:52:58) -Lyoko222 's eye twitches again
(18:53:03) XANA: Waitwha?
(18:53:05) -Lyoko222: Must find way out of this job!
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #343 on: September 17, 2010, 10:34:24 PM »
zk2045 10:29 pm
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADS8kr1-0C4&feature=sub
Zai 10:30 pm
    The intro... doesn't... suck?
    ... ... ...
    Am I watching a pokemon inro?
zk2045 10:31 pm
    I know right? That's what I thought.
Zai 10:31 pm
    Because I am sure I'm not.
zk2045 10:32 pm
    I just saw it and thought, eh, might as well, now I'm suddenly actually interested in this game....
Zai 10:32 pm
    This... this is a pokemon game?
    This intro... this...
    It's amazing
    Holy fuck
    I am actually looking forward to a pokemon game rather than the whole "Oh. new pokemans. May as well buy it" feeling
    Holy fuuuuuuuuck
    and now I'm high off of a pokemans trailer
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #344 on: September 21, 2010, 12:16:38 AM »
[23:05:58] Gaserlake: and FUCK
[23:06:03] Gaserlake: forgot about the guy that's still sealed to the ground.
[23:06:04] Gaserlake: >>
[23:06:11] nekohikaruchan: Lol
[23:06:14] Gaserlake: >.<
[23:06:17] Gaserlake: This is gonna be...
[23:06:18] Gaserlake: awkward.
[23:06:35] Gaserlake: IAM field....
[23:06:37] Gaserlake: I used that?
[23:06:42] nekohikaruchan: I would just love Asura to pop in and do her. Pants go down attack to the ASF
[23:06:46] nekohikaruchan: And yeah, you did
[23:06:50] nekohikaruchan: Then you dropped it.
[23:07:19] Gaserlake: k
[23:07:26] Gaserlake:
[23:06:42] nekohikaruchan: I would just love Asura to pop in and do her. Pants go down attack to the ASF
[23:07:27] Gaserlake: do her?
[23:07:30] Gaserlake: have sex with who?
[23:07:32] Gaserlake: lol
[23:07:37] nekohikaruchan: Kill the damn period
[23:07:39] nekohikaruchan: -.-
[23:07:47] Gaserlake: LOL
[23:07:52] Gaserlake: that is also wrong...
[23:07:58] Gaserlake: WHo's period?
[23:08:02] nekohikaruchan: ...
[23:08:07] nekohikaruchan: POST BEFORE I CRUCIFY YOU
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #345 on: September 21, 2010, 01:49:44 AM »
>.< Dude, you are a friggeng genius.
Seeing the world through a child's eyes is truly a unique experience. It helps you to retrieve that sense of awe, magic and wonder that you lost as you lost your innocence. Tell me, when was the last time that you thought of those childhood dreams? You know, the ones that you used to spend all your time wondering and fantasizing about? Have you forgotten them so easily? Have you forgotten what it felt like to see something for the first time, to see the magic in the mundane? Everyone says you should take the time to 'Stop and smell the roses'. But you should also take the time to look for the fairies, embrace the wind and enjoy the rain. Just once today, stop for a moment and look into that little piece of nature you pass everyday. Perhaps you may see something you did not notice before.

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« Reply #346 on: September 23, 2010, 04:31:20 PM »
 PostBot: Hikaru logs into the Chat.
(16:12:47) Hikaru: Godmodding? When?
(16:12:49) XANA: YO, HIKARU!
(16:12:56) C'thulhu: [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_t​lmFooqySI8/SFNGD8zVhOI/AAAAAAAABo​M/LN9PQBjRuE8/s320/O+BLAARGGAG!.j​pg[img] BLAARG!
(16:13:14) C'thulhu: It was a joke Hik. And what happened to blaarg?
(16:13:14) XANA: Oh, he's just ticked because I jump-ducked his dive attack in the chat
(16:13:26) XANA: HAHA, You fail.
(16:13:32) C'thulhu: Theres no such thing as duck jumping.
(16:13:39) XANA: Sure there is.
(16:13:46) C'thulhu: Is not.
(16:14:08) XANA: You jump up, but are pulling your legs up to your chest, keeping the rest of your body fairly level.
(16:14:21) C'thulhu: Also known as god mod.
(16:14:24) Hikaru: Entertain me for 40 minutes.
(16:14:33) XANA: I dont know what its called, so I call it the duck-jump, since its like a jump AND ducking.
(16:14:37) C'thulhu: Pay us first.
(16:14:46) XANA: And Im fairly sure it exists, Cthulhu.
(16:14:48) XANA: ...
(16:14:52) XANA: No, Hik.
(16:14:59) C'thulhu: The we'll entertain you forever in the pit of eternal psychosis.
(16:15:02) XANA: YOU entertain ME for 40 minutes.
(16:15:09) XANA: D<
(16:15:11) C'thulhu: Don't listen to Hiro.
(16:15:12) XANA: NAO!
(16:15:16) C'thulhu: He is a fool.
(16:15:24) XANA EXECUTIONER KICK!
(16:15:48) Hikaru: But I'm the one that needs to blow 40 minutes for 7th period.
(16:15:51) C'thulhu RHINO SMASH!
(16:15:51) Hikaru frowns.
(16:15:52) XANA executioner-kicks Cthulhu
(16:16:00) XANA: TOO BAD. D<
(16:16:10) C'thulhu rhino smashes XANA
(16:16:30) C'thulhu: I'll entertain her, I got nothin better to do.
(16:16:31) XANA: *the forces collide, canceling both attacks
(16:16:44) PostBot: Error: Unknown command: /clears
(16:16:49) XANA rebounds and performs a super-Cero blast against Cthulhu
(16:16:53) C'thulhu clears his throat
(16:17:09) Hikaru: Fine, I'll just sit here -.- bored
(16:17:20) XANA: Make a topic, Hik.
(16:17:24) XANA: Murder Zak.
(16:17:27) XANA: Iunno.
(16:17:31) C'thulhu: C'thulhu is an actual deity who really does exist. There, the incurring arguement should last at least forty minutes.
(16:17:32) Hound: New Reply: Re: Excessum, Revenant-Lord.
(16:17:41) XANA: Pffft. XD
(16:17:54) PostBot: Hound logs into the Chat.
(16:17:58) Hikaru: Arguing with Orph works.
(16:18:03) XANA: XD
(16:18:06) C'thulhu: SCREW YOU HIRO HE IS REAL!
(16:18:08) XANA: Wassup, Orph?
(16:18:09) Hound: I beleive in C'thulhu, and you should too!
(16:18:13) Hikaru: For once I'm happy he's being a thick wall of concrete.
(16:18:27) Hikaru: Gives me something to do for the last period.
(16:18:40) Hound: More like a thick wall of awesome and awesome.
(16:18:41) C'thulhu: Oh he aint notin but a Hounddog....always crying all the time.
(16:18:53) Hound: That and having sex with your mother.
(16:18:55) Hound: Ohhhhh.
(16:19:28) C'thulhu: I don't have a mother. I was artificially created in a lab to be the perfect species.
(16:19:41) C'thulhu: Unfortunatly I wasn't exactly perfect.
(16:19:43) Hound: The entire lab.
(16:19:43) Hound: Yeah, I had sex with that lab.
(16:19:57) Hound: See that test tube?
(16:19:58) Hound: Fucked it.
(16:19:59) C'thulhu: Thats fine, I did too.
(16:20:02) Hikaru: New Reply: Re: Excessum, Revenant-Lord.
(16:20:04) Hound: See that hot female scienetist?
(16:20:07) Hound: Sexed her.
(16:20:10) C'thulhu: At least twice.
(16:20:20) Hound: See that old nerdy male science man? Well I kicked him out of the room.
(16:20:26) XANA: XD
(16:20:30) C'thulhu: Wimp.
(16:20:33) Hikaru: Then he raped him.
(16:20:47) C'thulhu: That sounds more like Orph.
(16:21:08) Hound: New Reply: Re: Excessum, Revenant-Lord.
(16:21:11) Hikaru: Alright. 10 down 30 minutes to go.
(16:21:12) XANA throws a steak onto Hik, and watches as the others get the scent of the steak coming from her
(16:21:23) XANA: ATTACK!
(16:21:34) C'thulhu scents steak on Hik and tackles her
(16:21:41) C'thulhu: FOOOOOOOOOODD!!!
(16:22:26) Hound: Well, at first I used my awesome to turn him into a hot chick.
(16:22:33) Hikaru: New Reply: Re: Excessum, Revenant-Lord.
(16:22:33) Hound: Then rape.
(16:22:43) Hound: I dun swing that way bros and bro-dettes.
(16:22:46) C'thulhu: Orph we're on something else now catch up.
(16:23:15) XANA: Namely having Cthulhu kill Hik because she smells like steak
(16:23:20) Hound: New Reply: Re: Excessum, Revenant-Lord.
(16:23:33) C'thulhu: Yes. I would totally do that in real life.
(16:23:45) C'thulhu: Especially if it was fillet mignon.
(16:23:49) Hound: C'thulhu is an entity from beyond our Space and Time.
(16:23:59) C'thulhu: Yes.
(16:24:04) C'thulhu: We know this.
(16:24:05) Hound: Why do you think he'd kill a lonely shut in?
(16:24:06) Hound: Go out of his way.
(16:24:12) Hikaru: New Reply: Re: Excessum, Revenant-Lord.
(16:24:19) XANA: I mean that guy.
(16:24:28) C'thulhu: But we're talking about a different C'thulhu. Namely me.
(16:24:30) XANA points at Orga/Cthulhu/This forum person
(16:25:06) C'thulhu: .../Lich king/Rodanstan...
(16:25:12) Hound: New Reply: Re: Excessum, Revenant-Lord.
(16:25:22) C'thulhu: I have many names but it all sums up to one thing.
(16:25:30) C'thulhu: That I'm bored.
(16:25:36) Hound slaps Orga in the face.
(16:25:41) Hound: You're not the Liche King.
(16:25:41) Hound: I am.
(16:25:47) Hound: You cock-bite.
(16:26:04) XANA: New Reply: Re: Coronation or so it seems
(16:26:04) C'thulhu: I beg to differ oh fucker of dead people.
(16:26:48) Hound: As a Liche King I'm not predjudice agaisnt fucking a subject or two.
(16:27:03) PostBot: UnStellar logs into the Chat.
(16:27:16) UnStellar: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
(16:27:25) UnStellar: Also, Will O' Wisp Lord.
(16:27:27) Hikaru: New Reply: Re: Excessum, Revenant-Lord.
(16:27:58) C'thulhu: Isn't this such a great forum? From arguing about whether a duckjump is real(it isn't) to fucking dead people.
(16:28:09) C'thulhu: Gota love it here.
(16:28:16) UnStellar: Dah.
(16:28:27) UnStellar: That's why I stick around so much.
(16:28:29) Hound: New Reply: Re: Excessum, Revenant-Lord.
(16:28:40) UnStellar says in a sarcastic manner before dissappearing for the rest of the day.
(16:28:46) Hound: SUUCCK MYY DIICCCKK
(16:28:51) XANA: ...Hik...What about Kurai?
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #347 on: September 24, 2010, 08:10:25 PM »
Tarou = Server Owner of the MMO and lead admin.


Kai: FOOLISH CREATOR
KAI: I AM THE OWNER OF THIS
KAI: ...UM
Tarou: o_o
Kai: USERNAME
Kai: AHAHAHAHA

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« Reply #348 on: September 24, 2010, 08:20:38 PM »
Tarou = Server Owner of the MMO and lead admin.


Kai: FOOLISH CREATOR
KAI: I AM THE OWNER OF THIS
KAI: ...UM
Tarou: o_o
Kai: USERNAME
Kai: AHAHAHAHA

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #349 on: September 28, 2010, 05:40:49 PM »
Kingdom Hearts: Twilight Soul.