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UnStellar · « **Reply #400 on:** November 01, 2010, 04:20:31 PM »

(12:25:56) Zai: And so begins the gender confusion ceremony..

Queen Bright · « **Reply #401 on:** November 04, 2010, 11:31:52 PM »

nekohikaruchan 8:15 pm
HAH Anime invaded your world..... But math invaded mine http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1593271948/ref=pd_lpo_k2_dp_sr_1?pf_rd_p=486539851&pf_rd_s=lpo-top-stripe-1&pf_rd_t=201&pf_rd_i=1593271964&pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_r=0MEBJZGRA5XE9AM41TFH
Gaserlake is available 8:16 pm
Gaserlake 8:17 pm
omfg..
just looked at that link..
nononononono..
if anime is in there...
in math, I mean..
Gaserlake 8:17 pm
Anime would either be an imaginary number..
nekohikaruchan 8:17 pm
http://www.amazon.com/Manga-Guide-Physics/dp/1593271964/ref=pd_sim_b_1
Gaserlake 8:17 pm
or 0
or negative infinity.
and..
nekohikaruchan 8:17 pm
http://www.amazon.com/Manga-Guide-Statistics/dp/1593271891/ref=pd_sim_b_4
Gaserlake 8:17 pm
it's just a physics guide on how to destroy anime..
-.-\
again..
anime = 0..
statistics rule..
nekohikaruchan 8:17 pm
http://www.amazon.com/Manga-Guide-Molecular-Biology/dp/1593272022/ref=pd_sim_b_3
Gaserlake 8:18 pm
yeah..
it's how to mutate anime into normal and proper shit..

nekohikaruchan 8:18 pm
http://www.demonoid.com/files/details/2087873/12794265/ I'm gonna torrent the physics one
Just to see
Gaserlake 8:18 pm
>>
I'll teach you math..
Gaserlake 8:19 pm
cuz..
math is the language of physics...
nekohikaruchan 8:19 pm
What? Afraid I'll download the calculus one too?
Gaserlake 8:19 pm
nah...
i'm interested in your reaction when you read calculus..
nekohikaruchan 8:19 pm
Even if it's anime. Nothing will posess me to.
Gaserlake 8:20 pm
LOl
LOL*
come on...
you suck..
loser..
nekohikaruchan 8:20 pm
I wonder how many there are..
Gaserlake 8:20 pm
if the BEST ANIME IN THE GODDAMN WORLD... is majorly based on anime..
would you still see it?
nekohikaruchan 8:20 pm
They show a few pages
http://www.scribd.com/doc/18171088/The-Manga-Guide-to-Calculus-Excerpt
Gaserlake 8:20 pm
whoops.. calculus*
[20:23:23] Gaserlake: if the BEST ANIME IN THE GODDAMN WORLD... is majorly based on anime..
[20:23:29] Gaserlake: would you still see it?
calculus*
majorly based on calculus*
would you?
nekohikaruchan 8:21 pm
On that link, go to page 9
nekohikaruchan 8:21 pm
Contents. Anime invaded youuuuur world
Gaserlake 8:21 pm
....
that's it..
This is war...
I'm gonna draw anime dying..
with..
normal drawing..
not anime drawing..
just normal..
drawing
but yeah
nekohikaruchan 8:22 pm
Cute
Gaserlake 8:22 pm
no...
it's not
it's horrible
nekohikaruchan 8:22 pm
Anime figures with bubbles on the side of every problem
Go to page 40
Gaserlake 8:23 pm
omfg...
nekohikaruchan 8:23 pm
:-P
Gaserlake 8:23 pm
calculus isn't as hard as I thought..
x.x
Of course..
there is math harder than calculus..
Gaserlake 8:23 pm
omfg...
NOOOOOO!
MY MATH!
LEAVE ALONE!
PLEASE!

LEAVE IT ALONE*
nekohikaruchan 8:24 pm
I take it you went to page 40?
Gaserlake 8:24 pm
mhm
nekohikaruchan 8:24 pm
Second panel is funny
Gaserlake 8:24 pm
>>
fucking hell...
nekohikaruchan 8:24 pm
I'm the girl on the right
Completely.
Gaserlake 8:25 pm
LOL
yeah..
nekohikaruchan 8:25 pm
Forget the math. Just go to insults
Gaserlake 8:25 pm
cuz you WOULD need help on calculus...

nekohikaruchan 8:25 pm
Page 41, right hand panel on bottom
*left hand panel
Gaserlake 8:26 pm
>>
you suck
nekohikaruchan 8:26 pm
You're the old guy
...I might actually buy that book though... I wonder if they have an algebra one..
Gaserlake 8:26 pm
>>
noooooooo...
dont' support this shit...
..noooo...
damn it...

Gaserlake · « **Reply #402 on:** November 05, 2010, 08:37:05 PM »

[17:18:21] Gaserlake: I wonder..
[17:18:25] Gaserlake: This might work against my mom...
[17:18:29] Gaserlake: on why I should stay up...
[17:18:30] Gaserlake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTbYUd1jUc4
[17:19:15] nekohikaruchan: ...The onion
[17:19:19] Gaserlake: LOL
[17:19:24] nekohikaruchan: ....
[17:19:26] nekohikaruchan: Very ironics
[17:19:29] nekohikaruchan: *ironic
[17:19:34] Gaserlake: eh?
[17:19:44] nekohikaruchan: I had JUST put this in the chatbox earlier when you weren't on.
[17:19:45] nekohikaruchan: (15:08:53) Hikaru: My sister is in there reading the Onion saying wow at every news article...
(15:08:59) Hikaru: I don't think she understands it's fake yet
[17:19:55] Gaserlake: ROFL
[17:19:58] Gaserlake: If only it was fake...
[17:20:04] nekohikaruchan: It is..
[17:20:07] Gaserlake: ...LIES!
[17:20:09] Gaserlake: IT"S NOT!
[17:20:13] Gaserlake: IT'S TRUE!
[17:20:14] nekohikaruchan: Disney stars aren't geneticly engineered in Disney labs
[17:20:18] Gaserlake: FPS GAMES DO TEACH YOU THIS KIND OF SHIT!
[17:20:36] Gaserlake: HOW ELSE DID I GET A LOT OF MY KNOWLEDGE ON MILITARY SHIT?!
[17:20:40] Gaserlake: >.<
[17:20:41] Gaserlake: lol
[17:20:44] nekohikaruchan: Um... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZgXg_7kVI8
[17:21:51] Gaserlake: mhm...
[17:21:55] Gaserlake: Government conspiracy..
[17:22:00] nekohikaruchan: ...
[17:22:10] nekohikaruchan: *eyeroll* And I suppose you think the latest article is true too
[17:22:17] Gaserlake: >>
[17:22:20] Gaserlake: It's a NEWS article..
[17:22:25] Gaserlake: Of course they're true..
[17:22:32] nekohikaruchan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D2VdaM8OcM
[17:23:55] Gaserlake: ...
[17:23:57] Gaserlake: duh?
[17:24:00] nekohikaruchan: No
[17:24:02] Gaserlake: They are in the parot family..
[17:24:04] Gaserlake: >>
[17:24:10] Gaserlake: They're Americanized..
[17:25:00] nekohikaruchan: This is the one my sister thought was real.
[17:25:01] nekohikaruchan: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc3jMoFJrBQ
[17:26:08] Gaserlake: damn..
[17:26:11] Gaserlake: that's interesting..
[17:26:16] Gaserlake: they improvise how to do mating...
[17:26:22] Gaserlake: never knew birds were that smart..
[17:26:47] Gaserlake: Ummm..
[17:26:48] Gaserlake: no fuck..
[17:27:00] Gaserlake: Justin Bieber is a pedophile..
[17:27:02] Gaserlake: duh..
[17:27:04] Gaserlake: I mean..
[17:27:05] nekohikaruchan: -.-
[17:27:07] nekohikaruchan: IT'S A FAKE SITE
[17:27:13] nekohikaruchan: All of the articles are fake
[17:27:17] Gaserlake: I don't see why people don't get that DORA IS A PROSTITUTE!
[17:27:35] Gaserlake: And Barney is in the Ku Klux Klan.
[17:27:36] Gaserlake: >.<
[17:27:37] Gaserlake: ffs
[17:27:40] Gaserlake: people think it's fake
[17:27:42] Gaserlake: It's not.
[17:27:44] nekohikaruchan: . . .
[17:27:45] Gaserlake: It's a conspiracy....
[17:27:51] Gaserlake: Conducted by those who live in Area 51.
[17:28:03] Gaserlake: I tell you...
[17:28:08] Gaserlake: they don't hide stuff in Area 51 for nothing...
[17:28:14] Gaserlake: and they do their plans right in our faces...
[17:28:24] Gaserlake: ... RIGHT WHERE WE LEAST EXPECT THEM!
[17:28:29] nekohikaruchan: ...The sad thing is that shows it's REALLY FAKE
[17:28:41] nekohikaruchan: That song they showed the pedo him singing..
[17:28:44] nekohikaruchan: Isn't one of his songs
[17:28:54] nekohikaruchan: That one's by Elliot Yamin
[17:30:51] Gaserlake: LOL
[17:31:03] Gaserlake: well...
[17:31:05] Gaserlake: it's true..
[17:31:13] Gaserlake: just like Michael Jackson...
[17:31:16] Gaserlake: He's a damn pedophile..
[17:31:35] Gaserlake: Murdered in prison..
[17:31:40] Gaserlake: what kind of prison is that?
[17:31:48] Gaserlake: Probably the one Hawkeye goes to.
[17:31:53] nekohikaruchan: If you believe The Onion, you're a sad sad little boy.
[17:31:59] Gaserlake: LOL
[17:32:04] Gaserlake: You're sad..
[17:32:07] Gaserlake: for being ignorant..
[17:32:08] Gaserlake: >.<
[17:32:18] Gaserlake: That's what you get out of people who don't spend time outdoors..
[17:32:20] Gaserlake: I mean..
[17:32:22] nekohikaruchan: I like that song too... he ruined it.
[17:32:25] Gaserlake: you're brainwashed into denying EVERYTHING!
[17:33:49] Gaserlake: I'm NOT a little boy... you little girl..
[17:34:05] Gaserlake: I'm taller than you by 5 inches..

WHEN WILL PEOPLE LEARN?!

Ino · « **Reply #403 on:** November 07, 2010, 05:44:43 PM »

LOL, taller than Hik by five inches? I think everyone is.

Gaserlake · « **Reply #404 on:** November 07, 2010, 05:45:34 PM »

Yeah... she's cute that way. :3

K2 · « **Reply #405 on:** November 07, 2010, 07:15:23 PM »

Aha! XD

Queen Bright · « **Reply #406 on:** November 10, 2010, 09:37:37 PM »

nekohikaruchan 7:34 pm
YOU
blackhawkfury221 7:34 pm
Yes?
nekohikaruchan 7:34 pm
What tech did the Starclan have?
blackhawkfury221 7:35 pm
Well they had ships, and they also had robots. They had energy swords, animites and the like. They also had armoor.
And AM, AT and the like.
nekohikaruchan 7:35 pm
More details.
blackhawkfury221 7:35 pm
They had ships with Am fields built into them. They had drones programmed to attack and destroy. They had swords with energy blades. They had crystals capable of summonign creatures.
That about covers what I remember.
nekohikaruchan 7:36 pm
...No wonder you died.

K2 · « **Reply #407 on:** November 10, 2010, 09:39:08 PM »

ROFLMFAO they had a lot more than that.

http://nods-eden.com/geold

Queen Bright · « **Reply #408 on:** November 10, 2010, 09:40:37 PM »

Quote from: K2323 on November 10, 2010, 09:39:08 PM

ROFLMFAO they had a lot more than that.

http://nods-eden.com/geold

For some reason I keep forgetting we have that.

K2 · « **Reply #409 on:** November 10, 2010, 09:51:51 PM »

tis very useful.

Gaserlake · « **Reply #410 on:** November 11, 2010, 06:23:38 AM »

[03:19:59] nekohikaruchan: ...I can only imagine what SF doctors would do.
[03:20:08] Gaserlake: lol
[03:20:34] Gaserlake: "NOSE BLEED! QUICK! WE NEED TO CUT THE NOSE OFF AND PUT PRESSURE ON IT!" *brings out chainsaw*

Gaserlake · « **Reply #411 on:** November 13, 2010, 08:41:02 PM »

(20:36:06) Gaserlake: And HIkaru got turned on by a cake.
(20:36:13) Hikaru: IC
(20:36:15) Gaserlake: And got impregnated from a cake.

Queen Bright · « **Reply #412 on:** November 13, 2010, 10:13:55 PM »

blackhawkfury221 8:12 pm
Read status.
blackhawkfury221 is available 8:12 pm
Ramen is so good. Chicken ramen soup for the win!

1s ago Comment
nekohikaruchan 8:12 pm
Oookay?
blackhawkfury221 8:13 pm
My grandpa unfortunately is sick, so grandma is fixing chicken ramen soup for him
nekohikaruchan 8:13 pm
...You're a little behind on the times.
blackhawkfury221 8:13 pm
What do you mean?

Ino · « **Reply #413 on:** November 13, 2010, 10:41:41 PM »

I'll look at cake differently now.

UnStellar · « **Reply #414 on:** November 13, 2010, 10:47:02 PM »

(19:45:13) UnStellar: ...What about cake turning on Hikaru?
(19:45:31) Gaserlake: Oh, yeah.
(19:45:33) Gaserlake: That part.
(19:45:40) Gaserlake: Well...
(19:45:43) Gaserlake: Koty was a lie.
(19:45:45) Gaserlake: Cate is a lie.
(19:45:50) Gaserlake: Therefore, Koty = cake
(19:46:09) Gaserlake: Hikaru slept with cake, and had sex with cake. So... she was turned on by cake.
(19:46:22) UnStellar: Oh my God.
(19:46:27) UnStellar: The logic is undefiable.
(19:46:28) Gaserlake: I know, right?
(19:46:32) Hikaru: IC HIKARU
(19:46:36) UnStellar: XD
(19:46:36) Gaserlake: LOL

K2 · « **Reply #415 on:** November 14, 2010, 03:30:29 PM »

I LOL'D

K2 · « **Reply #416 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:09:33 PM »

(17:08:09) Pervy_Sage: We are the Sage Sanin Three!
(17:08:11) Gaserlake: It was fun while it lasted.
(17:08:14) Gaserlake: and fail.
(17:08:14) Pervy_Sage: oops failed
(17:08:19) Gaserlake: faile
(17:08:22) Gaserlake: >.<
(17:08:23) Gaserlake: self-fail
(17:08:27) Pervy_Sage: ROFL
(17:08:27) Nisorin: gaserfail
(17:08:31) Gaserlake: LMAO
(17:08:36) Gaserlake: Sorry...
(17:08:39) Gaserlake: excuse my French.
(17:08:55) Pervy_Sage: lol
(17:09:10) Gaserlake: Gaserfail: Using DDD, but having his own titan blow up from it.

Gaserlake · « **Reply #417 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:10:22 PM »

Your chatlog just fucking failed. ROFL!

K2 · « **Reply #418 on:** November 14, 2010, 05:10:45 PM »

oops edited

Ino · « **Reply #419 on:** November 14, 2010, 10:25:02 PM »

LOL Stella..

Gaserlake · « **Reply #420 on:** November 20, 2010, 11:55:17 PM »

[20:53:48] Gaserlake: and by the time we're done..
[20:53:54] Gaserlake: it would take me TWO HOURS to close everything off.
[20:54:01] nekohikaruchan: That's the spirit.

Gaserlake · « **Reply #421 on:** November 26, 2010, 02:02:11 AM »

[22:49:13] blackhawkfury221: Gaser
[22:49:23] blackhawkfury221: I am working on a genetic experiment with anti matter/matter creation powers..
[22:50:57] blackhawkfury221: Would you approve it when I make it?
[22:59:37] Gaserlake: ummm...
[22:59:38] Gaserlake: maybe
[22:59:45] blackhawkfury221: Alright.
[22:59:46] Gaserlake: but...
[22:59:52] Gaserlake: antimatter/matter collision makes 100% energy
[22:59:54] blackhawkfury221: It will have a containment suit though.
[22:59:56] Gaserlake: ...
[23:00:04] Gaserlake: It will kill the person.
[23:00:09] blackhawkfury221: Not likely.
[23:00:10] Gaserlake: How much energy would it make?
[23:00:19] blackhawkfury221: Since the anti matter is only generated when the person wants to use it.
[23:00:32] Gaserlake: the person would still die.
[23:00:35] Gaserlake: How much energy are we talking?
[23:00:37] blackhawkfury221: Hmm.
[23:00:42] blackhawkfury221: Well I'd say about a sun.
[23:00:48] Gaserlake: ...
[23:00:58] blackhawkfury221: Too much?
[23:01:03] Gaserlake: You will die before you think 'wait, oh shi-'

Queen Bright · « **Reply #422 on:** November 28, 2010, 04:35:16 AM »

nisorinlertis 2:25 am
Huh. Coulda sworn he said he was going to bed. Oh well. Not much I can do from my phone.
'specially one-handed.

Gaserlake · « **Reply #423 on:** December 05, 2010, 11:26:38 PM »

1.
[20:06:30] nekohikaruchan: She's also a bdsm fanatic and miight kill victims in odd ways
2.
[21:10] Gaserlake: In what ways would she kill them?
3.
[21:10] Gaserlake: Impalement?
4.
[21:10] Gaserlake: To the extreme?
5.
[21:10] nekohikaruchan: I can't describe what I'm picturing
6.
[21:10] Gaserlake: ...
7.
[21:10] Gaserlake: try to...
8.
[21:10] Gaserlake: or... draw it out..
9.
[21:11] nekohikaruchan: Fuck them to death
10.
[21:11] nekohikaruchan: Bite the tongue out when kissing
11.
[21:11] Gaserlake: LOL
12.
[21:11] Gaserlake: So I WAS right when I said she would rape them to death...
13.
[21:11] nekohikaruchan: Bathe in the blood
14.
[21:11] Gaserlake: ...
15.
[21:11] Gaserlake: blood-philia..
16.
[21:11] Gaserlake: The only way I see of fucking people to death is making them run out of breath..
17.
[21:11] Gaserlake: THAT FUCKING RHYMES, TOO!
18.
[21:12] nekohikaruchan: Clawing into their back in the middle of it
19.
[21:12] Gaserlake: SHe would claw them?
20.
[21:12] Gaserlake: Damn..
21.
[21:12] Gaserlake: those must be crazy nails.
22.
[21:12] Gaserlake: LOL
23.
[21:13] nekohikaruchan: Birds have sharp talons, now apply that to a phoenix in sage form
24.
[21:13] Gaserlake: So... clawing their backs would kill them?
25.
[21:13] Gaserlake: >.>
26.
[21:13] Gaserlake: oh
27.
[21:13] nekohikaruchan: Also, think of how hawks and other birds of prey hunt and eat
28.
[21:13] nekohikaruchan: Now apply that to sex
29.
[21:14] nekohikaruchan: Scared yet?
30.
[21:14] Gaserlake: o.O
31.
[21:14] Gaserlake: I didn't get that part..
32.
[21:14] Gaserlake: They hunt and eat... applies to sex?
33.
[21:14] Gaserlake: wha?
34.
[21:15] nekohikaruchan: A bird of prey dives down on the prey, snaps their neck with the talons, digs in with the beak, and completely mutilates the rabbit or whatever they caught.
35.
[21:15] nekohikaruchan: Now picture that in sex terms
36.
[21:15] Gaserlake: oh
37.
[21:15] Gaserlake: ...
38.
[21:15] Gaserlake: omfg
39.
[21:15] Gaserlake: >.<
40.
[21:15] Gaserlake: Hikaru...
41.
[21:15] Gaserlake: Damn..
42.
[21:16] Gaserlake: This is one psycho killa...
43.
[21:16] nekohikaruchan: Not my fault, a phoenix is a bird of prey
44.
[21:16] Gaserlake: It is..
45.
[21:16] Gaserlake: You made a damn slut..

Queen Bright · « **Reply #424 on:** December 26, 2010, 12:50:22 PM »

wolfboy2323 10:39 am
WTF I was a badass mod
What happened
NE made me soft
I warned like 20 people a day lol
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