Funny Chatlogs

[King Jeebus]

[20:10] == Zal [webchat@aa6fbff5.carolina.res.14056255.com.hmsk] has joined #shatteredplanes
[20:10] <Zal> . . .
[20:10] == Zal has changed nick to Zak
[20:10] <!Jeebus> Zal?
[20:10] <!Jeebus> No fuck you
[20:10] <!Jeebus> You are Zal now
[20:10] <Zak> Typos
[20:10] <Zak> Wait wat

[King Jeebus]

[16:23] == Hikaru [webchat@1b35ee5c.phnx.de83b96b.net.hmsk] has joined #shatteredplanes
[16:23]  * K2323 takes pants off
[16:23] <!Jeebus> YES

[Beware Ye Who Enter Here]

[16:35] == Zak [webchat@aa6fbff5.carolina.res.14056255.com.hmsk] has joined #shatteredplanes
[16:35] <@Jeebus> Then you are exempt
[16:35] <@Jeebus> ZAK
[16:35] <@Jeebus> DEBAUCHERY
[16:35] == Zak has changed nick to Knight_of_the_Goody_Two_Shoes
[16:36] <Knight_of_the_Goody_Two_Shoes> MY LORD
[16:36] <Knight_of_the_Goody_Two_Shoes> I DO NO SUCH THING
[16:36] <@Jeebus> WHY WILL NO ONE DEBAUCH WITH ME
[16:36] <KOL> That sounds dirty...
[16:37] <Knight_of_the_Goody_Two_Shoes> YOU SOUND DIRTY
[16:37] <Knight_of_the_Goody_Two_Shoes> Coal is, of course, quite dirty
[16:37] <KOL> ....
[16:37] <Knight_of_the_Goody_Two_Shoes>
[16:37] <KOL> I want to kill you for that incredibly lame pun.

[K2]

[22:15] <!K2323> NISORIN
[22:15] <!K2323> I AM JUSTIN BIEBER
[22:15] <!K2323> ORGA SAID SO
[22:15] <!K2323> well he didnt so much say so as he was just silent
[22:15] <!K2323> in awe
[22:15] <!Hikaru> K2 sang Katie Perry and Cascada
[22:15] <!K2323> at my Bieber voicd
[22:15] <!K2323> *voice
[22:15] <!K2323> IM SO SEXY
[22:15] <!K2323> NS
[22:15] <!K2323> WHY WONT YOU TALK TO US
[22:15] <!K2323> WE LOVE YOU BRO
[22:16] <!K2323> ANSWER ME
[22:16] == mode/#shatteredplanes [+v Nisorin] by K2323
[22:16] <!K2323> I gave you a voice
[22:16] <!K2323> now speak
[22:16] <!K2323> even though modes not +v in this chat
[22:16] <!K2323> dude why wont Nisorin love us back
[22:16] <!K2323>
[22:17] <!K2323> WELL FINE THEN
[22:17] <!K2323> I'LL JUST GO CRY IN A CORNER
[22:17] <!K2323> CAUSE YOU WONT LOVE ME
[22:17] == K2323 has changed nick to K2323Crying
[22:18] <!Hikaru> Your post in Nik's planet, K2323
[22:18] <!K2323Crying> k
[22:18] <!K2323Crying> I will when im done partying
[22:19] <!K2323Crying> I mean crying
[22:19] <!K2323Crying> CAUSE NISORIN DOESNT LOVE ME
[22:19] <!K2323Crying> SOOOOOOOOOB
[22:20] <!Hikaru> ...Partying and crying
[22:20] <!Hikaru> That reminds me of that one old song
[22:20] <!Hikaru> "It's my party so I can cry if I want to, cry if I want to. You would too, if it happened to you!"
[22:20] <!K2323Crying> yeah but
[22:20] <!K2323Crying> that songs about rape
[22:20] <!Hikaru> No it isn't...
[22:22] <!Hikaru> Just psot
[22:23] <!K2323Crying> Hikaru
[22:23] <!K2323Crying> at least you love me

[K2]

[22:55] <Shady> Holy shit. Some crazy stuff went down on the tiny chat
[22:56] <!K2323Crying> I dont remember
[22:56] <!K2323Crying> I was drunk
[22:56] <Shady> I bet you were.
[22:56] <!K2323Crying> Wait
[22:56] <Shady> How esle di you eat that ENTIRE ELEPHANT
[22:56] <!K2323Crying> But I havent had anything to drink today
[22:56] <!K2323Crying> what I ATE AN ELEPHANT
[22:56] <Shady> ENTIRE
[22:56] <Shady> ELEPHANT
[22:56] <Shady> YES
[22:57] <!K2323Crying> Good God I must be an alcoholic
[22:57] <!K2323Crying> Or Scottish
[22:57] <Shady> oh Azathoth, that look of hoplessness on tis' face...it will ahunt me till i die.
[22:57] <!K2323Crying> WAIT
[22:57] <!K2323Crying> HOW DID I GET AN ELEPHANT IN MY ROOM
[22:57] <Shady> it was alive when you ate it
[22:58] <Shady> I don't know.
[22:58] <Shady> The sam way the monkey got in?
[22:58] <!K2323Crying> ....
[22:58] <!K2323Crying> im gonna go take a shower now
[22:58] <Shady> Yeah dude.
[22:58] <!K2323Crying> in Holy Water
[22:58] <Shady> You should proabaly get some sleep too.
[22:58] == K2323Crying has changed nick to K2323Purifying
[22:58] <!K2323Purifying> probably
[22:58] <!K2323Purifying> its like 11 AM
[22:58] <!K2323Purifying> I have a busy day tomorrow
[22:59] <Shady> 10:58
[22:59] <!K2323Purifying> we usually stay up till 7 AM these days
[22:59] <!K2323Purifying> and party in the IRC
[22:59] <Shady> nice.
[22:59] <!K2323Purifying> and tinychat twice
[22:59] <!K2323Purifying> counting tonight
[22:59] <Shady> Oh dude, can one of my characters get in on the plot?
[22:59] <!K2323Purifying> but tonight im going to bed
[22:59] <!K2323Purifying> Um
[22:59] <!K2323Purifying> Season 5?
[22:59] <Shady> yeah
[22:59] <!K2323Purifying> Everyone will be involved
[23:00] <Shady> I want him to get in a fight with the big bad, though
[23:00] <!K2323Purifying> again
[23:00] <!K2323Purifying> everyone will
[23:00] <Shady> Ah, alright.
[23:00] <!K2323Purifying> We're designing the plot to work so everyone gets to be awesome
[23:00] <!K2323Purifying> like Jay awesome
[23:00] <Shady> Oh, nice
[23:00] <Shady> FUCK YEAH!
[23:00] <Shady> That's nwhat i'm talking about.
[23:00] <Shady> Before it was only the staff that got to do that shit
[23:01] <Shady> Well anyway dude, I gotta go find my hunt down my Welsh bo-, um friend.
[23:02] <Shady> later dude.
[23:02] == Shady [webchat@8dfe23e3.maine.res.14056255.com.hmsk] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[23:02] <!K2323Purifying> bye]

[Orga the Strange]

 me: I hope I can defeat Hiro
 zaktheblack018: maybe
 me: Just pray for me dammit!
 zaktheblack018: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxUdftDwoFw
 me: ... God youre an ass.
 zaktheblack018:  XD
 me:  You know that right?
 zaktheblack018:  Yes. I know.
 me:  You hellbound bastard.


Zak, congratulations. You're a bigger ass than any one else on this forum. For that, we salute you.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

[11:59:30 AM] shrike925: Can I have one of those guitars?
[12:07:41 PM] Lyoko222: Just by mistaking a Stradivarius for a guitar already makes me not want to give you one


EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[K2]

[23:41] <!Hikaru>  I've seen lightning where it flashes once, a few minutes later, again, and so on. But this is like, flash, flash, flash, flash, flash! Like someones flipping the light switch really fast.
[23:42] <+danp> Hikaru, open the curtains, turn the lights off, and look, free strobe light!

[K2]

[21:31] <!K2323> SOULJA BOY UP IN DIS
[21:31] <!K2323> i cant understand the rest of the lyrics
[21:31] <!K2323> does that make me racist
[21:31] == mode/#shatteredplanes [+v danp] by ChanServ
[21:32] <@Red> Nobody understands pop rap, K2, nobody does

[Embodiment of Cringe]

Faotemaru: I JUST GOT THAT QUAKECON PACK, SO NOW I HAVE EVERY MEMORABLE GAME WITH GUNS BEFORE THE YEAR 2000
[GL]Kitteh: XD
Faotemaru: WHAT SHOULD I PLAY FIRST
[GL]Kitteh: UHM
[GL]Kitteh: SOME GAME WITH GUNS
Faotemaru: GOOD IDE- WAIT DAMMIT THAT'S ALL OF THEM

Faotemaru: Steam's new pack for $70
[GL]Kitteh: PREPURCHASE SKYRIM
[GL]Kitteh: WHAT
Faotemaru: Yeah that too.
Faotemaru: I was going to get that too, but then I realized as a poor college student I should keep within the stereotype and just get one thing per month.
[GL]Kitteh: PFFFT
[GL]Kitteh: xD
Faotemaru: AKA I screwed myself out of all spending money until september. 8D
[GL]Kitteh: Lol
Faotemaru: Or maybe it's just till the end of this month..

Faotemaru: DAMMIT I'LL JUST PLAY MORROWIND FOR JUST FIVE MINUTES
Faotemaru: *seventy gazillion hours pass*
Faotemaru: HOLY CRAP I'VE PLAYED A LONG TIME
Faotemaru: ... *continues playing*
[GL]Kitteh: Lol
[GL]Kitteh: XD
[GL]Kitteh: Morrowind was good. So was Oblivion
[GL]Kitteh: Skyrim better be amaazing
[GL]Kitteh: XD
Faotemaru: Morrowind was amazing. D:
Faotemaru: Like, Amaaaazing.
[GL]Kitteh: XD
Faotemaru: I got over 80+ hours on my old PC version of it.
[GL]Kitteh: YOU DON'T BEAT MY
[GL]Kitteh: 240 HOURS ON MHFU
Faotemaru: ... And I'm convinced it's an imm- OMFGWTF
Faotemaru: DO YOU PLAY THAT GAME FOR BREAKFAST OR WHAT?



Yay for steam buddies.

[K2]

me
DO
YOU
WANNA
DATE
MY
AVATAR
SHE'S
A
STAR
AND
SHE'S
HOTTER
THAN
REALITY
BY
FAR
zak
..........
I have other options but thank you fo rthe consideratiom

me
HAHAHA its a song
 

[K2]

[20:50] <K2323> SCHOOL
[20:50] <K2323> ITS BACK BITCHES
[20:50] -NickServ- You are now identified for K2323.
[20:50] == mode/#shatteredplanes [+ao K2323 K2323] by ChanServ
[20:50] <!Jeebus> The study of humans is psychology or biology. Therein the study of media on humans i-
[20:50] <!Jeebus> HA
[20:50] <!Jeebus> I STILL HAVE JUST UNDER A MONTH

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

[06:57] <!Hikaru> Is it bad that I'm reading the "Obligatory Sex Scene," chapter of this how to write fiction book to post better with Kurai?
[06:58] <Mod_Lyoko> Well, in your case... No.
[06:58] <Nisorin> Nothing fuels a writer more than personal experience. There's only so much a book is going to teach.
[06:58] <!Hikaru> ...
[06:58] <!Hikaru> I'm not going to go out and have sex -.-
[06:59] <Mod_Lyoko> Im not saying you should
[06:59] <Mod_Lyoko> Im just saying, knowing you, its okay to have to read that.
[06:59] <Nisorin> I'm not saying you should.
[07:00] <Nisorin> But to be honest, you have absolutely zero personal experience in the subject.
[07:00] <Mod_Lyoko> lol Nis...
[07:00] <Mod_Lyoko> You kinda were
[07:00] <Mod_Lyoko> [07:00] <Nisorin> But to be honest, you have absolutely zero personal experience in the subject.
[07:00] <Mod_Lyoko> Thats why its okay for her to have to read it

[Orga the Strange]

[02:20] <Orga_> ...So it's like Assassin's Creed?
[02:21] <!Hikaru> I've never played Assassin's creed. How is it like it?
[02:21] <NFA_Hanson> AC sucks...
[02:21] <Nisorin> Some people like it, others not so much.
[02:21] <Orga_> It's very religous and and fictional but it's set agianst a real historical backdrop.
[02:22] <Red> Ye should. Good game. And I now know that l-Rage shall be hanged for his transgressions, ood to know
[02:22] <Orga_> No it doesn't it's awesome!
[02:22] <Red> Actually
[02:22]  * Orga_ puts a noose around Lyoko's neck
[02:22] <Red> L-Rage, would you prefer death by hanging, burned at the stake, drowning
[02:22] <Red> Or a combination of all three?
[02:22] <Red> Actually, yes.
[02:22] <Red> ORGA!
[02:23] <Orga_> For treasonous crimes against the site I hereby sentence you to hang by the neck unti- what?!
[02:23] <!Hikaru> Impale him!
[02:23] <Red> PREPARE MY HORRIBLE EXECUTION DEVICE!
[02:23] <Orga_> But, sir, It's a horrible execution deivce.
[02:23] <Orga_> Wouldn't it just be a better idea to hang him instead?
[02:24] <Red> My execution device is flawless!
[02:23] <NFA_Hanson> meh
[02:23] <Red> The noose is around his neck, correct?
[02:23] <Orga_> Yes
[02:24] <!Hikaru> Impale him like Vlad in history did.
[02:24] <Red> Alright! Upon my count, he shall be dropped into a vat of burning gasoline, where he shall be burned, drowned, and hanged to death! And oh, Hik had a good suggestion too
[02:24] <!Hikaru> Up the ass and out the mouth
[02:24] <Orga_> ...I like Hik's style.
[02:24] <Orga_> Let's go with that.
[02:24] <Red> Stick him with a few swords while he's writhing
[02:24] <NFA_Hanson> oh jesus
[02:24] <NFA_Hanson> I just hate teh AC fanboys
[02:24] <Orga_> He can't save you.
[02:24] <NFA_Hanson> theyre annoying
[02:24] <Orga_> No one can.
[02:24] <Orga_> That doesn't mean you should hate the game!
[02:25] <Red> NOW INITIATE THE EXECUTION OF BURNING, DROWNING, HANGING, AND IMPALEMENT!
[02:25] <Orga_> Alright.
[02:25] == Orga_ has changed nick to Executioner
[02:26] <NFA_Hanson> You cant kill Lyoko
[02:26] <NFA_Hanson> He lives inside all of you!
[02:26] <Executioner> I'm not killing Lyoko.
[02:26] <Executioner> I'm killing NFA_Hanson.
[02:26]  * Executioner pulls the switch
[02:27] <Red> Also
[02:27] <Red> for that quote
[02:27]  * Red high fives Orga-Executioner


ALL WHO HATE ON ASSASSIN'S CREED WILL SUFFER THIS FATE!

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

[04:39] <L_Rage> Dan... your bots are cursing at me again
[04:39] <+danp> Hikaru: you should have learned by now, not to trust listed ip locations.
[04:40] <Red> Majora
[04:40] <Majora> Well, there not exaclty peculiar.
[04:40] <+danp> I haz no bots!
[04:40] <L_Rage> [04:39] -NickServ- Fuck off Lyoko.
[04:40] <Red> Arright, then, they're probably nothing like the Zet then
[04:40] <+danp> the hell?
[04:40] <L_Rage> -_-
[04:40] <Majora> They were just an ancient empire that was slwoly torn apart and, as alast ditch effort, created a Genetic Abomination that finished them off.
[04:40] <+danp> what nick?
[04:41] <Red> Again, Orga, the Zet get paid in shinies by CHOICE, for one. XD
[04:41] <Red> And the Zet were killed by Delton, which they created out of curiosity, not out of military need
[04:41] <Majora> Oh, okay.
[04:41] <+danp> L_Rage: what nick?
[04:42] <L_Rage> What do you mean?
[04:42] <Red> They created him, but a few of the bioengineers wanted to kill him and end the experiment. Delton...Found out.
[04:42] <+danp> what nick were you using, or what did you do to get that message?
[04:42] <L_Rage> I was using L_Rage
[04:43] <L_Rage> [04:39] == God has changed nick to L_Rage [04:39] -NickServ-  Fuck off Lyoko.
[04:43] <+danp> that's not possible, as far as I know.
[04:44] <L_Rage> lol... Dude. Im fucking with you.
[04:44] <+danp> damn it, I just reported it.
[04:44] <L_Rage> this is what i actually said
[04:44] <L_Rage> [04:39] == God has changed nick to L_Rage [04:39] -NickServ- Welcome to IndirectIRC, L_Rage! Here on IndirectIRC, we provide services to enable the registration of nicknames and channels! For details, type /msg NickServ help and /msg ChanServ help.

[Beware Ye Who Enter Here]

Hawk: 

The Zarethians would never ally with the Narrikians if they declared independence from the Mechera?

zak: 

Depends on how the Mechera take it

Hawk: 

Mechera would allow it probably.

zak: 

and take your tech


Hawk: 

Nope.
Not this new stuff.

zak: 

Yeah..... Theyd take any Mechera related tech
And ships
and stuff

Sent at 12:05 PM on Wednesday
Hawk: 

So I would lose my entire fleet?

zak: 

Yeppez

Hawk: 

Ah well, I can always build new.

zak: 

And you wont have Hiro to fight them off for you

Hawk: 

Hmm.
Good point there.

XD XD XD

[K2]

(9:33:07 AM) Majora: Inaworld!
(9:33:16 AM) Majora: Where people don't stay on the chat box
(9:33:34 AM) Majora: ONE MAN....will make a change.
(9:33:55 AM) Majora: This summer, Majora is:
(9:34:10 AM) Majora: The Man Who Wouln't leave the Chatbox
(9:35:00 AM) Majora: Coming soon to theater near your galaxy
(10:29:04 AM) Majora left the room (quit: Ping timeout: 240 seconds).

[Orga the Strange]

Which is why it was the best film about staying on chatbox ever. It had a twist ending!

[K2]

(9:26:13 PM) wolfboy2323: nekohikaruchan 5:57 pm
    Hikaru was ticked off by  now. At this rate neither was going down. Both were well hidden, and  both kept knocking away the offenses meant to reveal them. She'd just  have to resort to another method. Casting another transformation spell,  this time she casted it at the ground, transforming it into....puding.
(9:26:19 PM) wolfboy2323: The spell that changed history!
(9:28:36 PM) Gina: -.-
(9:28:41 PM) Gina: I regret ever doing it

[Queen Bright]

Old chatlog found while going through them for something, thought it was funny to bring it back up.

mizuulquiorri1 (9:37:35 PM):   You know you're a computer geek when you check out a quantum physics book to argue with someone over the computer about a game.
mizuulquiorri1 (9:37:36 PM):   :u
Gaserlake (9:37:37 PM):   It's a unique tech energy.
nekohikaruchan (9:37:45 PM):   ...
nekohikaruchan (9:37:51 PM):   *5 quantum physics books.
nekohikaruchan (9:37:53 PM):   Shut up Kai.
mizuulquiorri1 (9:37:56 PM):   xD
mizuulquiorri1 (9:37:59 PM):   Point proven.

Gaserlake (9:38:01 PM):   that don't cover my type of energy.
mizuulquiorri1 (9:38:07 PM):   Match, set, Game.
nekohikaruchan (9:38:23 PM):   To beat Gaser and Orph, you have to play at their level or get smarter than them. That's not being a geek, damn you.
mizuulquiorri1 (9:38:31 PM):   Is too.
mizuulquiorri1 (9:38:33 PM):   Its a game.
Gaserlake (9:38:33 PM):   Also, you can play QP, Hik..
nisorinlertis (9:38:39 PM):   QP?
Gaserlake (9:38:39 PM):   It is part of science.
Gaserlake (9:38:45 PM):   ANd tech goes by science.
Gaserlake (9:38:47 PM):   Quantum Physics.
mizuulquiorri1 (9:38:47 PM):   lolol
mizuulquiorri1 (9:38:53 PM):   I wanna be the quarter back
mizuulquiorri1 (9:38:55 PM):   Can I?
mizuulquiorri1 (9:38:55 PM):   xD

[Capxeno]

Celeste: Hey
Night_grue: Greetings
Celeste: Chris do you have a minute
Celeste: brb sorry
Celeste: back, you there?
Night_grue: Maybe
Celeste: sorry it took so long
Night_grue: No problem
Celeste: anyways, what you doing?
Night_grue: Scheming
Celeste: huh
Celeste: that explains much
Celeste: not
Night_grue: It explain everything. You?
Celeste: so, thursday we should have your money
Night_grue: That sounds reasonable.
Night_grue: What happened with that anyway?
Celeste: he quit the first day, I told Julie
Night_grue: Ah, I was expecting a more elaborate explanation of your side, but okay.
Celeste: anyways, I was thinking we would come over Thursday after I get off of work
Night_grue: Sounds fair, and you have work?
Celeste: yes
Celeste: I work for Kirby Vacumes
Celeste: also known as Eagle Systems
Night_grue: Congradz.
Celeste: Thanks
Celeste: I work six days a week, but not this weekend because it is Labour Day weekend
Celeste: I get Friday and Saturday off
Celeste: but we don't have a penny until he gets his check
Celeste: we are BROKE right now
Celeste: I wish you would get a real job so you could possibly move out
Celeste: I would grant you roomate if I thought you would be good for your side of rent
Night_grue: Well, I wouldn't mind it. Again, I havn't had much luck in the job market. I also need time to do my writing.
Night_grue: So, a decent part-time is some I've been looking for.
Night_grue: *something.
Celeste: well, we'll see what happens I guess
Celeste: anyways, I should be able to let you know tomorrow if we can come
Night_grue: Understood.
Celeste: alright well have a good evening and I'll talk to you then.
Night_grue: I'll go abck to being eil then.
Night_grue: *evil
Celeste: wait huh?
Night_grue: I am going back to being evil then. as in to what I was doing before you messaged me, unless we are still talking.
Celeste: but, how were/are you being evil?
Night_grue: Very skillfully.
Celeste: that is an adverb, I want to know the verb to that
Celeste: the verb that is being described
Celeste: hello?
Night_grue: Hmm
Celeste: sigh
Night_grue: Well, I going the verb would be *403*
Night_grue: (I guess
Celeste: that isn't very straight forward
Celeste: btw
Celeste: you were wrong the other night
Celeste: are you to busy too talk? -_-
Night_grue: Not to busy, jusy typing something up
Night_grue: And wrong abotu what now?
Celeste: I have not gotten dumber since I do more drugs, I just pretend to be
Celeste: I pretend on drugs just as much as it gets me high
Celeste: wait, please don't let that mislead you
Celeste: I mean pretend as pretend to be dumb
Celeste: are you even paying attention?
Night_grue: I am, and no it didn't. That was mroe to mislead Malakhi.
Celeste: huh, how so?
Celeste: why would you want to mislead him is my question
Night_grue: In all the years you've known me, who havn't I misled?
Celeste: and you have no idea how much it kills me at the temptation
Celeste: he is like a line you laid right in front of me and saying I can have it
Celeste: I don't think you really understand that type of desire
Night_grue: I do, I find it amusing to see if I could disprove your "not wanting her sloppy firsts."
Celeste: you are so mean
Night_grue: Again, you know this already
Celeste: you bait me, but is he really as he appears?
Celeste: did you "spice" him up and mislead me too?
Night_grue: Nothing is ever as it appears to be.
Celeste: then he isn't like us?
Night_grue: He is close, but not quite.
Celeste: stop please
Celeste: I don't even want to know
Celeste: don't tell me or bring me near him please, it is uncontrolable
Night_grue: Oh? You have no control?
Celeste: no you misunderstand
Night_grue: Explain
Celeste: I got to go, I'll talk to you later

[Queen Bright]

[07:23] == Hikaru_ [webchat@IndirectIRC-37A91204.phnx.qwest.net] has joined #shatteredplanes
[07:23] <Hikaru_> I think the chat died
[07:23] <Hikaru_> [07:22] <Hikaru> I went through process of elimination. You will LAUGH when I tell you what part it was
[07:23] <+danp> continue.
[07:24] <Hikaru_> 1. CPU worked. 2. PSU worked. 3. Graphics card worked. 4. Fan worked. 6. TV Tuner worked.
[07:24] <Hikaru_> RAM worked
[07:24] <Hikaru_> FINALLY got to my last PCI card. The 56k modem...
[07:24] <Hikaru_> Computer wouldn't turn on anymore
[07:24] <Hikaru_> The most USELESS part in the computer...
[07:24] <Hikaru_> I KNEW DIALUP WAS A CURSE
[07:24] <+danp> not the first time I have seen a modem take down a whole machine.
[07:24] <Hikaru_> Like wtf?
[07:24] <Hikaru_> Seriously
[07:25] <Hikaru_> EVIL DIALUP
[07:25] <+danp> it's hilarious though.
[07:25] <Hikaru_> Found my problem at least
[07:25] <Hikaru_> But I'm just laughing like hell of everything it could have been..
[07:25] <+danp> customer: what was wrong with my computer? me: your dial-up modem died. customer: WTF?
[07:26] == Hikaru [webchat@IndirectIRC-37A91204.phnx.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[07:26] <+danp> so Hikaru, guess you can't use your 2500 hours of free AOL then.
[07:28] <Hikaru_> LOL
[07:29] <Hikaru_> I'm gonna enjoy smashing that part with a hammer 

[K2]

(4:06:18 PM) CORRUP_T-Searching: del:all--> MASTER FILE LOCATED
(4:06:22 PM) CORRUP_T-Searching: ALL HAIL KING JEEBUS
(4:06:30 PM) Jeebus: WHOO!
(4:06:37 PM) Red left the room (Kicked by CORRUP_T-Searching (FOR THE KING)).
(4:06:46 PM) Majora: Watch him turn on you.
(4:06:58 PM) Majora: They always do....
(4:06:58 PM) Red [webchat@IndirectIRC-81109653.carolina.res.rr.com] entered the room.
(4:06:59 PM) Majora left the room (Kicked by CORRUP_T-Searching ( FOR THE KING)).
(4:07:04 PM) Red: .HACK
(4:07:09 PM) Night_Grue left the room (Kicked by CORRUP_T-Searching (FOR THE KING)).
(4:07:17 PM) Majora [webchat@IndirectIRC-F8171596.maine.res.rr.com] entered the room.
(4:07:22 PM) You are now known as CORRUPTEDVIRUS
(4:07:28 PM) Red: Good game series, very good
(4:07:32 PM) mode (+o Hawkeye) by CORRUPTEDVIRUS
(4:07:36 PM) CORRUPTEDVIRUS: FOR THE KING
(4:07:41 PM) Majora: ...WHAT?Q!

[K2]

(6:48:54 PM) Xana [webchat@IndirectIRC-937859D6.ks.ks.cox.net] entered the room.
(6:49:00 PM) Xana: It is I, Xana.
(6:49:31 PM) K2323: hey Hawkeye
(6:49:33 PM) Xana: Now taste my wrath *uses towers to take control of the IRC and kick everyone around*
(6:49:46 PM) ***Xana slaps Night_Grue around a bit with a large fishbot
(6:49:54 PM) ***Xana slaps Red around a bit with a large fishbot
(6:49:56 PM) ***Xana slaps K2323 around a bit with a large fishbot
(6:50:00 PM) ***Xana slaps Hikaru around a bit with a large fishbot
(6:50:02 PM) ***Xana slaps ChanServ around a bit with a large fishbot
(6:50:05 PM) ***Xana slaps Hikaru around a bit with a large fishbot
(6:50:07 PM) ***Xana slaps ChanServ around a bit with a large fishbot
(6:50:09 PM) ***Xana slaps K2323 around a bit with a large fishbot
(6:50:11 PM) ***Xana slaps Night_Grue around a bit with a large fishbot
(6:50:13 PM) ***Xana slaps Red around a bit with a large fishbot
(6:50:18 PM) ***K2323 slaps Hikaru around with a large fishbot
(6:50:21 PM) K2323: you're right, this is fun
(6:50:32 PM) Xana: :D :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Meanwhile in #SP_DnD

(6:45:35 PM) Night_Grue: Ah, okay
(6:45:55 PM) Night_Grue: thanks man.
(6:48:53 PM) Night_Grue: then its your go man.
(6:49:57 PM) K2323: Hiro's?
(6:50:14 PM) Night_Grue: Yeah
(6:50:23 PM) Night_Grue: Is hawk...
(6:50:27 PM) K2323: yes
(6:50:31 PM) ***Night_Grue sighs

[Capxeno]

<Hikaru> Great, I'm a naked kitty with sweat now... why am I picturing hentai?!!