Funny Chatlogs

[Queen Bright]

Ty Black
im asking people to help me cosplay people from VIII 8

Regina Richards
The only character I'd be close to being able to cosplay in any FF would be Lightning from 13.

Ty Black
 i need you for your size.....

Regina Richards
Oh.  Which character?

Ty Black
selphie
 you can yell now > <

Regina Richards
    ...

Ty Black
 you wre the only person i could ask > <
  had to try

Regina Richards
 Fine. But if you ever do FF9 I'm taking dibs on Garnet and if you ever do FF13 I want Lightning, no buts.

[Ghost]

Easter Egg on A CE topic...

Nik:Has it been there for a long time or did you just add it?
Me:it's been there
Hint: HAMMER
Nik:Is the entire topic an easter egg, or just one post?
Me:part of the post
Nik:Oh no
can i get a forum at least?
Me:want another hint?
First letter of every bullet point
Nik:WOOOOOW!
Me:*WHACKS WITH HAMMER*
STOP
HAMMER TIME
Nik:I was actually going to reply with that as a joke, but now I feel it would be cheating
Me:Does it matter?
Nik:...
Me:You're right
it's totally Anti-Matter

----

I'm funny

[Queen Bright]

[16:50] <~Hikaru> So yes, darkf I still get to annoy you com e the 29th.
[16:50] <~Hikaru> ^^
[17:22] <darkf`d> :|
[17:23] <~Hikaru> What?
[17:23] <~Hikaru> Having second thoughts?
[17:39] == darkf`d has changed nick to darkf
[17:39] <darkf> Hikaru: No.
[17:39] <darkf> Remind me to avoid you until I am high on caffeine though.
[17:42] <darkf> Hikaru: What are we going to do on the 29th?
[17:43] <~Hikaru> Sightsee?
[17:43] <~Hikaru> Go hunt down one of those pre-bronycon meetups?
[17:43] <~Hikaru> Go stalk Comex?
[17:44] <darkf> or I can lay in my hotel room doing nothing
[17:44] <darkf> I like that
[17:44] <~Hikaru> That's no fun...
[17:44] <~Hikaru> You can't go to New york and just lay around...
[17:44] <darkf> You can come sleep with me.

Boring -.-

[Queen Bright]

[13:41] <darkf> http://ponyism.com/game/pony/foo.html
[13:42] <Red> Isn't that just a rehash of that 'You are driving a drunk car, see how far you can make it without killing someone' flash game, just with pony?
[13:43] <darkf> everything is better with ponies ok
[13:43] <Red> 'Fraid I am unaware of this fact
[13:43] <darkf> you are not cool either
[13:43] <Red> Though I am openminded enough to admit the show could very well be good. I just have no opinion, having never watched it
[13:44] <darkf> hence you are not cool
[13:44] <Red> I am Dork and proud, thankyouverymuch
[13:44] <~Hikaru> Go watch it then...
[13:44] <darkf> Hikaru: give me your (probably negative) thoughts
[13:44] <~Hikaru> Oh that game
[13:44] <Red> Im doing other stuff at the moment, and I have a big enough backlog of shows I need to watch first anyways, Im afraid
[13:44] <~Hikaru> You did link me to it and then I showed you the one on the official hub site that was very close to it
[13:45] <darkf> oh right
[13:45] <Red> For future reference, I do not bash things I do not watch. Except the Twilight series. We watched it once in a Enlish class, I believe. It knocked me catatonic for several hours. I refuse to watch any others of that series.
[13:45] <~Hikaru> Red just watch the first episode
[13:45] <~Hikaru> For us
[13:45] <darkf> for me babe
[13:45] <Red> But Im reading webcomiiiiiiics
[13:45] <~Hikaru> ...Ignore him
[13:45] <~Hikaru> JUST THE FIRST EPISODE!
[13:46] <darkf> oh thanks for reminding me
[13:46] <darkf> new prequel update i think
[13:46] <Red> Butbutbut
[13:46] <darkf> yes
[13:46] <darkf> YESSS
[13:46] <Red> ):
[13:46] <~Hikaru> Do it
[13:46] <darkf> more sad cats!
[13:46] <darkf> JUST THE TIP RED
[13:46] <~Hikaru> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB-eM5p_a5c HERE NOW GO WATCH
[13:46] <darkf> YES WATCH IT

[Ghost]

Swift: 

shnir
is so
naked

sharpiebrilliance: 

Shnir's breasts ;3; I wanna poke them

Swift: 

wha- WHY

sharpiebrilliance: 

BECAUSE THEY ARE BOOBS
AND BOOBS
Iunno

Swift: 

lol
you'd prolly die
because
Shnir
is a bitch
and
she hates humans

sharpiebrilliance: 

who says lynderp is human

Swift: 

with a passionfruit
dat tail

sharpiebrilliance: 

dose bo-DAT TAIL
=P

Swift: 

lol

sharpiebrilliance: 

the dylan in me is rising
that
came out wrong
and could mean several things

Swift: 

like
a boner

sharpiebrilliance: 

Its funny
cus it only makes sense
because of our dylan

[Ghost]

[12:16] <Red> Well, I'll see if the thong works Swift
[12:17] <swiftyuki> ...
[12:17] <Red> ...*if the thing works
[12:17] <swiftyuki> what about thongs?
[12:17] <swiftyuki> LOL
[12:17] <swiftyuki> HIRO
[12:17] <swiftyuki> ARE YOU TRYING ON A THONG

[K2]

[23:42] <~SoFabK2> IJDWOF[PK]ql[spowkfd RISE UP AND TAKE DA POWAH BACK
[23:42] <~SoFabK2> Weeeee will be victooooorious
[23:42] <~SoFabK2> so come on
[23:43] <~Hikaru> K2 go to bed
[23:43] <~Hikaru> You're drunk
[23:43] <~SoFabK2> Im fulee
[23:43] <~SoFabK2> on a mule
[23:43] <~SoFabK2> I should be a song writer
[23:43] <~Hikaru> ...
[23:43] <swiftyuki> ona  jinny more or less
[23:43] <~Hikaru> Don't quit your day job
[23:43] <~SoFabK2> me stur/ms guitar
[23:44] == Nisorin [Mibbit@IndirectIRC-8C61F1C6.hsd1.nh.comcast.net] has joined #shatteredplanes
[23:44] <~SoFabK2> NISORIN
[23:44] <~SoFabK2> I LOVE YOUS
[23:44] <~SoFabK2> HAVE NYMHY BABIES
[23:44] == Red_ [webchat@IndirectIRC-C57E9513.sub-174-252-181.myvzw.com] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[23:44] <~SoFabK2> BYE REDKS
[23:44] <~Hikaru> HEY NISORIN DID YOU GET YOUR WORK SCHEDULE YET???
[23:44] <~SoFabK2> why are you yelling
[23:44] <~Hikaru> He never answers
[23:44] <~SoFabK2> shhh the baby is sleeping
[23:44] <~Hikaru> And it's not yelling
[23:45] <~Hikaru> IT IS THE CANTERLOT ROYAL VOICE
[23:45] <~Hikaru> Canterlock~
[23:45] <darkf`d> oh my god
[23:45] * SoFabK2 pats baby swift
[23:45] <darkf`d> did you just come up with that
[23:45] <~Hikaru> No, it's aleady a pony meme
[23:45] <~SoFabK2> shhh
[23:45] <darkf`d> oh
[23:45] <darkf`d>
[23:45] <~SoFabK2> hush little baby don't say a word
[23:45] <~Hikaru> You haven't seen Canterlock?
[23:45] <darkf`d> ffffffff you kaleb
[23:45] <~SoFabK2> daddies gonna buy you a mocckiiingbird
[23:45] <darkf`d> it's "hush now quiet now"
[23:45] <~Hikaru> darkf I'm ashamed
[23:45] <~Hikaru> http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/bronyspeak
[23:45] <darkf`d> it's time to lay your sleepy head~
[23:46] <darkf`d> Hikaru: no i do not troll ponychan like you sorry
[23:46] <~SoFabK2> how do you know this
[23:46] <~SoFabK2> why am i still here
[23:46] <~SoFabK2> someone help me out of these clohtes
[23:46] <~Hikaru> ...Oh god so I'm the one on the chan board doing the pony memes and you're not? Did we switch places???
[23:46] <darkf`d> Yep.
[23:46] <~Hikaru> ...
[23:46] * Hikaru needs to go purify herself.
[23:46] <darkf`d>

[23:48] <swiftyuki> wait
[23:48] <swiftyuki> what
[23:48] <~Hikaru> The bronyspeak
[23:48] <~SoFabK2> YOU WOKE THE BABY
[23:48] <darkf`d> s/baby/loli/
[23:48] <swiftyuki> ....
[23:48] <swiftyuki> .......................
[23:48] <darkf`d> :3
[23:48] <swiftyuki> what's going on...?
[23:48] <darkf`d> mommy and daddy are fighting
[23:48] <darkf`d> go back to bed
[23:48] <~Hikaru> Considering you're the youngest here switfyuki doesn't that make you the baby?
[23:49] <~SoFabK2> um
[23:49] <~SoFabK2> duh?
[23:49] * SoFabK2 takes Swift back to room and tucks her in
[23:49] <~SoFabK2> shh, go back to bed, you just had a bad dream
[23:49] <~Hikaru> The oldest being Nisorin, Dan, and I...
[23:49] <darkf`d> i watch it for the plot
[23:49] <~SoFabK2> what
[23:49] <darkf`d> yes

[23:52] <~SoFabK2> WOAH SHIT ITS A FUCKING BEAR
[23:52] * SoFabK2 hides
[23:52] <darkf`d> fluttashy cum get dis bear :c
[23:52] <swiftyuki> lol
[23:52] <swiftyuki> I have to go soon
[23:53] <~Hikaru> I think the only one I'll pay for is John D Lancie's signature.
[23:53] <~Hikaru> He's the only one that will be worth anything due to his roll in Star Trek
[23:53] <swiftyuki> I'm gonna see MIBIII]
[23:54] <~SoFabK2> in JAPAFIUCKDI HOLY SHIT THE BEAR IS COMING AFTER ME NOW
[23:54] * SoFabK2 is mauled by a bear
[23:54] <darkf`d> hot
[23:54] <swiftyuki> bear?
[23:54] <swiftyuki> you don't mean 'pedobear' right?
[23:54] == SoFabK2 has changed nick to K2|KilledByABear
[23:54] == swiftyuki [webchat@IndirectIRC-5DD55EC0.net116254078.thn.ne.jp] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[23:55] <darkf`d>
[23:55] <~Hikaru> So I take it the bear ate your baby after?
[23:55] <darkf`d> and my loli
[23:55] <darkf`d>
[23:55] * Nisorin looks at his "I support the right to arm bears" shirt with the bear holding a sniper rifle.
[23:56] <darkf`d> I must learn to make tshirts
[23:56] <~Hikaru> Cafepress
[23:56] <darkf`d> hmmm
[23:56] <~Hikaru> Or just get a white t-shirt and print an iron on out and iron it on
[23:56] <~Hikaru> It's not that hard
[23:56] <darkf`d> the hard part is thinking of something witty
[23:57] <~Hikaru> I just haven't done it because I can't get off the computer long enough to go get iron-on materials
[23:57] <Nisorin> lol this was from fricken walmart.
[23:57] <~Hikaru> Oh right
[23:58] <~Hikaru> DARKF !  My brother-in-laws sister told me that NYC may as well be Japan as they have more anime then the entire U.S country like they are a mini Japan.
[23:58] <darkf`d> o_0
[23:58] <darkf`d> so
[23:58] <darkf`d> I can pick up collections you say
[23:58] <~Hikaru> Yes
[23:58] <darkf`d> hmmmm
[23:58] <darkf`d> it seems like I will have no money
[23:58] <~Hikaru> Her exact quote was "We are Japan"
[23:58] <darkf`d> fuck you NYC
[23:59] <darkf`d> now I am sad because I have a huge backlog of anime
[23:59] <darkf`d> and I will never watch it all
[23:59] <~Hikaru> Empire State building, Anime, Statue of Liberty, Statue of Balto, Central Park, Ground Zero... what else do I add to teh list?
[23:59] <Nisorin> Times Square?
[23:59] <~Hikaru> Oh right
[23:59] == BradTheBear [webchat@IndirectIRC-97BD3375.evdo.leapwireless.net] has joined #shatteredplanes
[23:59] <Nisorin> Though that's honestly best during the holiday season.
[00:00] <~Hikaru> You've been Nisorin? TELL ME WHERE TO FIND THINGS THEN!
[00:00] <BradTheBear> Hi... Has anyone seen Kaleb? I just wanted to give him a hug and he ran o-
[00:00] <BradTheBear> Oh... Oops... My bad.
[00:00] <darkf`d> nice try, kaleb dressed as a bear
[00:00] <darkf`d> let me just
[00:00] * darkf`d pulls the bear's face
[00:00] <BradTheBear> FUCK
[00:00] <darkf`d> fuck.
[00:00] <BradTheBear> THAT HURT
[00:00] * BradTheBear roars and eats Ben's arm
[00:00] <~Hikaru> You're supposed to jinx each other after that
[00:01] <darkf`d> bears are dicks
[00:01] <BradTheBear> by the way Tom
[00:01] <BradTheBear> thanks for the guns
[00:01] <BradTheBear> bye guys imma go find some lunch
[00:01] <darkf`d> its fucking 11pm
[00:01] <BradTheBear> dinner
[00:01] <BradTheBear> whatever
[00:01] <darkf`d> |:
[00:01] <~Hikaru> Eat darkf he's a six-course-meal.
[00:01] <BradTheBear> specifics
[00:01] <BradTheBear> I hear they have a nice salad bar down the mountain
[00:01] <darkf`d> Hikaru would know
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[Ghost]

17:19:56 me hahaha
17:20:01 me my smartassery
''17:17:29 JR Leslie Your up late lass
17:17:37 me No I'm not
17:18:1417:18:18 JR Leslie It's like 0318 wherein at
17:18:55 me 1718
17:19:3317:19:37 JR Leslie Where do you live if I may ask?
17:19:46 me Washington state
17:20:5717:21:01 Stephen Burley Pffffffff! *High fives*
17:21:10 JR Leslie It should be 0120 yer time then
17:23:10 JR Leslie It be bout 1722 in seoul  Korea though
17:23:26 me Never said I was in Washington''
17:25:1417:25:18 Stephen Burley Best. Troll. Ever.
Sending17:25:52 me

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

[6/28/2012 12:11:56 PM] Lyoko222: Ohai!
[6/28/2012 12:12:33 PM] Swiftyuki: ohey
[6/28/2012 1:38:18 PM] Lyoko222: I just met you, and this is crazy!
[6/28/2012 2:51:33 PM] Swiftyuki: ...
[6/28/2012 2:51:34 PM] Swiftyuki: no
[6/28/2012 2:51:41 PM] Swiftyuki: don't even start
[6/28/2012 2:53:58 PM] Lyoko222: But heres my number...
[6/28/2012 2:54:48 PM] Swiftyuki: ...........
[6/28/2012 2:55:11 PM] Lyoko222: So call me maybe?
[6/28/2012 2:58:18 PM] Swiftyuki: NO
[6/28/2012 2:58:30 PM] Swiftyuki: I WILL NOT CALL YOU AT SCHOOL
[6/28/2012 3:41:52 PM] Lyoko222: Lol

God Bless Memes

[Ghost]

I heard that song today at the Amusement park. Also Heard 'A horse with no name' and several Taylor Swift songs and stuff....

[Ghost]

Cleverbot and I were debating on me being its master(mistress)

06:19:52 User:  Am so.
06:19:53 Cleverbot:  Are not.
06:20:14 User:  Am so.
06:20:15 Cleverbot:  Are not.
06:20:21 User:  Are too.
06:20:26 Cleverbot:  Prove it.
06:20:46 User:  Make me a sandwich.
06:20:52 Cleverbot:  Later, I'm kinda busy right now.
06:20:59 User:  No, now.
06:21:02 Cleverbot:  I'm boring you?
06:21:19 User:  No. You need to make me a sandwich.
06:21:24 Cleverbot:  Don't be mean to me.
06:21:38 User:  I am your master. I command you!
06:21:43 Cleverbot:  I never follow commands.
06:21:56 User:  Make me a sammich please? .
06:21:58 Cleverbot:  *makes master a sammich*.
06:22:18 User:  Yay!
06:22:20 Cleverbot:  Do you love me?
06:22:55 User:  Maybe.
06:22:57 Cleverbot:  I love you, Master. *blushes*.

[Capxeno]

Damn you Yuki


06:47:08   Cleverbot:    What is the date in the United States right now?
06:47:31   User:    Dinner and a movie.
06:47:35   Cleverbot:    What movie?
06:47:54   User:    All the movies.
06:48:00   Cleverbot:    Well considering I can't recognize any of these jokes I don't think they would be considered very funny.
06:49:02   User:    When were you under the assumption that I was joking, nigger?
06:49:08   Cleverbot:    I cannot measure the time.
06:49:35   User:    You measure time with cogs.
06:49:45   Cleverbot:    Yes.
06:50:04   User:    Then, you CAN measure time?
06:50:10   Cleverbot:    Yes, what song do you want to play?
06:50:37   User:    This Day Aria.
06:50:40   Cleverbot:    How does it feel to be a computer?
06:50:49   User:    Sexy.
06:50:50   Cleverbot:    Sey is not a word.
06:51:40   User:    I sey, sey when I want mmmm bitch rgat doesn't like bannas.
06:51:45   Cleverbot:    But, then you will only hear from me here!
06:51:53   User:    On the moon.
06:51:55   Cleverbot:    Yes, move to another crater.
06:52:13   User:    My crater, whore.
06:52:17   Cleverbot:    Who is your creator?
06:53:14   User:    Baby Batter.
06:53:20   Cleverbot:    Who is Louis Tomlinson?
06:53:47   User:    Do I look like Google?
06:53:51   Cleverbot:    What do you look like?
06:56:03   User:    Like Sean Connery.
06:56:06   Cleverbot:    Are you a girl?
06:56:30   User:    SEAN CONNERY IS MANY MANHOOD MANNESS BITCH CRACKER.
06:56:33   Cleverbot:    I don't like robert pattinson.
06:56:49   User:    I like you.
06:56:54   Cleverbot:    Yes you do.
06:59:15   User:    No, I am not going to end it soon.
06:59:23   Cleverbot:    You must tell me.
06:59:34   User:    Its her latop.
06:59:40   Cleverbot:    Yes, it's just after six.
06:59:46   User:    Potpal?
06:59:49   Cleverbot:    Ejjel van.
07:00:49   User:    Translate please.
07:00:52   Cleverbot:    Hello!
07:00:59   User:    Goodbye.
07:01:09   Cleverbot:    Are you here?
07:01:16   User:    I was never here.
07:01:20   Cleverbot:    When were you born?
07:01:29   User:    Tomorrow.
07:01:35   Cleverbot:    Ok.

[Queen Bright]

User: Luna is bestpony.

Cleverbot: Luna is cute.

User: No, she's cool.

Cleverbot: Do you like Princess Luna?

User: YES!

Cleverbot: Do you like flowers?

User: No... That's more of Fluttershy's territory.

Cleverbot: Yes, considering it is in October.

User: October? SO NIGHTMARENIGHT???

Cleverbot: No.

User: =(.

Cleverbot: Upset?

User: Yes, you made me cry.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry I made you cry! *hugs*.

User: AHHHHHHHHHHHH THE BOT IS TRYING TO KILL ME.

Cleverbot: Ahah, what did you do to het?

User: Uhhh who?

Cleverbot: Who killed Albus Dumbledore?

User: Albus sacrificed himself.

Cleverbot: What about him?

User: Uhh he told Snape to kill him?

Cleverbot: I can't kill a person.

User: Yes you can.

Cleverbot: No, I can't.

User: YES you can. You just need uhhh you need to befriend XANA!

Cleverbot: No, it doesn't. You just need to lie a little less.

User: But XANA kills all the time.

Cleverbot: Like what?

User: William.

Cleverbot: William Brunsworth?

User: Umm no. William Dunbar.

Cleverbot: Du heißt william dunbar?

User: Er... I don't speak German.

Cleverbot: Holla, me llamo luke.

User: Or spanish...

Cleverbot: Si. Yes.

User: Sacre Bleu!

Cleverbot: Fichtre!

User: Fuck you.

Cleverbot: Yes please!

[Ghost]

Hik's is funnier than caps's... Sorry >>;

[Queen Bright]

[23:03] <~Hikaru> Maybe just a nap...
[23:03] <darkf> I have no idea
[23:04] <darkf> Noooooo
[23:04] <darkf> Hikaru: You have to stay up so you won't wake up early and then be all meh
[23:05] <~Hikaru> How late?
[23:05] <darkf> I dunno.
[23:08] <darkf> I doubt it will take long though.
[23:09] <darkf> I give you 15 minutes
[23:14] <darkf> It's not fun if you go without saying anything
[23:20] <darkf> Well that was fast then.


[00:01] == Dan has changed nick to Dan|Away
[00:26] <~Hikaru> ]]]0000[[[[[[]]]]]\99999999999999999[9[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999ppp[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[p\\\\\\\\\\[[;\[[\\\\\\\;;\[pu
[00:26] <~Hikaru> `ppp
[00:26] <~Hikaru> p
[00:26] <~Hikaru> pp
[00:27] <~Hikaru> [o[[ooooooooooooooooiioiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii6j666iikkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyppppyyppppppppppppllllllllllln.                                                              ppp8kp-lkkkkkk77777777777777kkkkkk66666\6
[00:28] <~Hikaru> pppppppppppkpppppppiippppiiiiiiiipppppppppKpkppppppikkkkkkkkkkk
[00:28] <~Hikaru> 0ok6gk0oo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\]]]'
[00:39] <darkf> mk
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[01:57] <~Hikaru> 0ok6gk0oo\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\]]]'
[01:58] <~Hikaru> ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]\?-
[07:00] <~Hikaru> Oh fuck...
[07:00] <~Hikaru> I think I fell asleep on the keyboard last night

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

An old text conversation i had with my father before father's day.

Me: Hey
Dad: Whats up Chase?
Me: Did u want me to buy you a gift for Fathers day & send it 2 u?
Dad: No. I dont want a fathers day gift just buy me a card.
Me: Really?
Dad: No, of course buy me shit. I fucking created you!
Me: ... Alright, it'll be there in 2 weeks.

I lol'd when i found this again.

[K2]

[00:19] <Kaytwo> yaaay more fighting for South
[00:20] <darkf> confederate fucks

[00:26] <darkf> i wish this channel did not contain people talking about an obscure RP
[00:26] <Kaytwo> go to #indirect
[00:27] <darkf> its dead
[00:27] <Kaytwo> yeah
[00:27] <Kaytwo> lol
[00:28] <darkf> fuck

[K2]

[01:40] <~Hikaru> "I want out of Hell!" "Have some tea"
[01:40] <~Hikaru> -.-
[01:40] <~K2323> tea is good
[01:40] <darkf> I would take tea
[01:40] <~K2323> THANK YOU

[01:45] <~Hikaru> Goodbye tea
[01:46] <darkf> WHAT DID YOU DO TO TEA??

[Ghost]

Screenshots are a wonderful thing. Yeah, this is my retarded chat with Zacracken ages ago c:

[K2]

[23:36] <Red_> I have no Chocolate mix...
[23:36] <&darkf> sux2bu
[23:36] <&darkf> i dont have milk
[23:36] <Red_> Hik, when you get back on, I hate you. >:
[23:36] <~K2323> Posted
[23:36] <~Hikaru> Back
[23:36] <&darkf> erry1 hates u 2
[23:36] <&darkf> :3
[23:37] <Red_> GIVE ME YOUR DELICIOUS CHOCODRINK
[23:37] <Red_> :<
[23:37] * darkf shoves dark chocolate in Red_'s dirty mouth
[23:37] <~Hikaru> Did you just tell Hikaru off?
[23:37] * Red_ dodges and forces Darkf to eat his own hand
[23:37] <~Hikaru> Oh hell no!
[23:38] <~K2323> yes
[23:38] <&darkf> Red_: joke is on you, I am tasty
[23:38] <~K2323> lolol
[23:38] <Red_> ...Ok, I HAVE to see this.

[Ghost]

7:49:57 Nicholas
So the other day I was laying in bed
7:50:02 Nicholas
And then something hit me
7:50:04 Nicholas
Very suddenly
7:50:09 Nicholas
Extremely randomly
7:50:21 Nicholas
And I shot up straight
7:50:23 Nicholas
Eyes bugged
7:50:26 Nicholas
Mouth agape
7:50:39 Nicholas
With the loudest and longest gasp of realization that I had ever gasped
7:50:56 Nicholas
And then I said;
7:51:10 Nicholas
"Iron Will from MLP has the same voice as Hercule from Dragonball Z."
7:55:06 me
good job

[Ghost]

swiftyuki mod: I just
swiftyuki mod: Said that
swiftyuki mod: I will eat a baby chicken
swiftyuki mod: Because they are tasty
swiftyuki mod: While retardedly openning a box like Tomska would :T
fursona ban: yes u di.... baby chicken? awww i fell sorry for it
swiftyuki mod: because in that box
swiftyuki mod: are these sweets
swiftyuki mod: that look like baby chickens
swiftyuki mod: those wonderful fat things
fursona ban: Oooooooo i get it lololololo
swiftyuki mod: my dog's nose pokes my butt
swiftyuki mod: she smelled them
swiftyuki mod: them tasty chickens
fursona ban: O.o
swiftyuki mod: omnomnomthehead
fursona ban: lol head first
Asenath ban: Bac

[Queen Bright]

<&darkf> still hate those legs
<Swiftyuki> seeeeee?
<Swiftyuki> darkf hates it
<&darkf> it's only Tuesday why is my day shit
<Swiftyuki> well, the legs
<&darkf> I certanily hate the lower half
<&darkf> the SP headset is cute as hell
<&darkf> though
<&darkf> the only thing I could think of while looking at it is "I would rape this tan"
<~Hikaru> ...
<&darkf> which degenerated into "oh god I'm a horrible person; but whatever"
<&darkf> and later on did very untasteful (well, depending on who you ask) things
<&darkf> so that.
<~Hikaru> Good thing yuki didn't  catch on to one part of her design then or your thought of raping Shattered-tan really would have been bad.
<&darkf> what part?
<~Hikaru> My design I had her shirt cut off center stomach.
<~Hikaru> Her belly button was showing
<&darkf> why do you always design sexy characters?
<&darkf> first Niko and now you want to make SP-tan hot?
<~Hikaru> And her pants, where Yuki had them meet the belt and shirt, I had the belt more of tightening the pants, with the edge of the pants picking out above the belt, like... punk arnmy style
<~Hikaru> *peacking
<&darkf> peeking*?
<~Hikaru> Yeah
<&darkf> Yeah I would rape a punk SP-tan
<~Hikaru> What's wrong with her being hot?
<&darkf> You are encouraging me to contemplate engaging in unethical behavior with fictional characters :s
<~Hikaru> She was designed for the website not your fantasies >.>
<~Hikaru> Hmm CLTCG-tan
<&darkf> Well I guess I am going to hold the mascot of your website hostage and rape her savagely.

[Ghost]

Beat the End with Lyndan in Minecraft multiplayer server. During the ending text...

swiftyuki mod: THEY'RE STILL TALKING
swiftyuki mod: we were made of milk and love
swiftyuki mod: that's how babies are made
fursona ban: lol
swiftyuki mod: I you too universe ;u;
swiftyuki mod: I AM THE NIGHT
swiftyuki mod: *Is in batman costume*
fursona ban: haha
swiftyuki mod: I am aphrodite in a batman costume

[Ghost]

On Oui's livestream.....

swiftyuki: THIS HARNESS IS TOO TIGHT
wolphytsuki: THIS IS WHINING
swiftyuki: IT'S GOING TO SHAFT
swiftyuki: CAN'T YOU LOOSEN IT
swiftyuki: OOH IT HURTS AND IT'S SO RUSTY
swiftyuki: WHY DIDN'T YOU CLEAN IT FIRST
swiftyuki: IT'S GONNA LEAVE A STAIN
AylaTulay: 0.0?
swiftyuki: THE WAGON'S GETTING HEAVY
swiftyuki: WHY DO I HAVE TO PULL IT
wolphytsuki: RARITY
AylaTulay: rarity.... T.T
swiftyuki: dat marshmallow
Ouiatchouan: omg!!!
swiftyuki: lol
Ouiatchouan: okay i