K2's Brief History of Opposing Kingdoms:
[04:41] <~Hikaru> x.x
[04:43] <K2323> she already is insane
[04:43] <K2323>
[04:43] <K2323> she supposedly killed her entire town at the age of five
[04:43] <K2323> because she had daddy issues
[04:44] <K2323> how much more insane can you get?
[04:44] <~Hikaru> And COUNTLESS sage villages the rest of the years
[04:44] <K2323> she proceeded to be trained by Zere who's a murderer psychopath and yeah under him she killed countless villages
[04:44] <K2323> then she tries to kill her brothers
[04:44] <K2323> all while taking over a dimension and enslaving thousands
[04:45] <K2323> goes on a vacation and comes back and tells her brother to wage war on the entire dimension cause they've gone tech
[04:45] <K2323> then helps unleash and train the most dangerous embodiment out there
[04:45] <K2323> and uses him as a weapon to kill her dad and friends
[04:45] <K2323> then she disappears again for years
[04:46] <K2323> comes back to try to kill her brother (or his clone anyway)
[04:46] <K2323> changes her mind and starts another war
[04:46] <K2323> then tries to marry the embodiment she used years before
[04:46] <K2323> gets preggorz
[04:46] <~Hikaru> and then gets caught and goes through stockholm syndrome
[04:46] <K2323> a few days after giving birth shes at it again
[04:47] <K2323> fakes a trillionares death
[04:47] <K2323> gets arrested
[04:47] <K2323> tears a hole in the fucking fabrics of the dimensional plane
[04:47] <K2323> without even using magic
[04:47] <K2323> well
[04:47] <K2323> she used magic
[04:47] <K2323> but
[04:47] <K2323> still
[04:48] <K2323> then she turns herself in
[04:48] <K2323> -_-
[04:48] <K2323> and gets stockholm syndrome
[04:48] <K2323> teams up with the embodiment of time and shows everyone how crazy she is through her memories
[04:49] <K2323> turns evil and teams up with a killer virus
[04:49] <~Hikaru> *more evil
[04:49] <K2323> destroys her brothers kingdom
[04:49] <K2323> yeah
[04:49] <K2323> commits genocide
[04:49] <K2323> nearly wiping out her entire race
[04:49] <K2323> then tricks everyone into helping her fight in the OV against the Relorians
[04:50] <K2323> then finally shes so fucking crazy that her dead counterpart comes back to life and finds her
[04:50] <K2323> and together they and their lovely Aralang friends and the virus all go poof
[04:50] <K2323> THEEEEEN
[04:50] <K2323> She comes back eight years later
[04:50] <K2323> and is all like
[04:50] <K2323> "blah blah hey Jay wazzup"
[04:51] <K2323> and gets caught by Radical
[04:51] <K2323> and yeah we know the rest of the story
[04:51] <K2323> shes crazy
[04:52] <K2323> everyone in the Tyris family has some kind of issue/internal conflict that leads them to ultimately be crazy
[04:52] <~Hikaru> Forgot the behind the scenes stuff. Sealing conscience to not have any of that bother her, and the widespread guilt when it was unsealed.
[04:52] <~Hikaru> Also -.-
[04:53] <~Hikaru> Now explain K2323
[04:53] <K2323> Hikaru has daddy issues, Kai has an identity crisis, K2 has family issues
[04:53] <K2323> explain what?
[04:53] <~Hikaru> You did my character event by event
[04:53] <~Hikaru> Do yours
[04:53] <K2323> oh
[04:53] <K2323> but K2's not that crazy
[04:54] <K2323> I mean sure his older sister mayyy have supposedly killed his family and tried to kill him and his bro at birth but that didn't really affect him
[04:54] <K2323> he didnt even know about that in his childhood
[04:54] <K2323> he and Kai were raised by Konjan
[04:54] <K2323> and the Guardians
[04:54] <K2323> learned to do cool magic shit
[04:54] <K2323> then what the fuck some crazy woman attacks and kills everyone
[04:54] <K2323> and K2 and Kai are separated
[04:55] <K2323> so K2 kinda sorta on accident breaks through a Saraton Barrier into a new dimension
[04:55] <K2323> and fights his sister for control of the dimension
[04:55] <K2323> and teams up with his brother who tells him everything
[04:55] <K2323> SO he and his brother try to avenge their ancestors by killing Hikaru
[04:55] <K2323> when
[04:55] <K2323> SURPRISE
[04:55] <K2323> HIKARU IS OUR SISTER
[04:56] <K2323> so they try to kill her anyway
[04:56] <K2323> but then
[04:56] <K2323> WHAT DA FUCK ARAMI SCROLLS
[04:56] <K2323> so they form the Dragon Resistance to combat her
[04:56] <K2323> and all is going well as Hikaru is forced into hiding and eventually captured and placed in a prison in Atlantis
[04:56] <K2323> when suddenly
[04:56] <K2323> NEGI TIMES
[04:56] <K2323> and the Evil Kai/Black is all like
[04:56] <K2323> "lets cause some chaos yo"
[04:57] <K2323> and breaks Hik out of jail
[04:57] <K2323> so K2 and Kai seal their negi into rocks like wtf
[04:57] <K2323> and then go to train for 30 years so when they come back they can unseal their negi and destroy them once and for all
[04:57] <K2323> and thennnn Hiks all like "hey bros how was your training shit its been 30 years"
[04:57] <K2323> and they're like "yup"
[04:57] <K2323> and shes like
[04:58] <K2323> "lets be friends"
[04:58] <K2323> and they're like
[04:58] <K2323> "yup"
[04:58] <~Hikaru> I thought that was 1000 years
[04:58] <K2323> thats later
[04:58] <K2323> and then shes like "just kidding"
[04:58] <K2323> and then Jikore shows up on Halloween
[04:58] <K2323> and hes all like
[04:58] <K2323> HEY GUYS I'M GOING TO CRUCIFY K2
[04:58] <K2323> and K2's like NOOOOO
[04:58] <K2323> and then an epic battle happens
[04:58] <K2323> and Jikore disappears
[04:58] <K2323> and K2 and Kai are like
[04:59] <K2323> "woah that was scary
[04:59] <K2323> "
[04:59] <K2323> and the Dragon Twin Resistance is not doing as well as it did 30 years ago
[04:59] <K2323> and Hikaru is taking shit over
[04:59] <K2323> so they're like
[04:59] <K2323> "okay let's go train some more"
[04:59] <K2323> and then 1,000 years later K2 wakes up
[04:59] <K2323> and everythings like
[04:59] <K2323> been destroyed
[04:59] <K2323> and Kais like
[04:59] <K2323> "sup"
[04:59] <K2323> and K2s like "nm u"
[05:00] <K2323> and Kais like "nm training was cool bro oh btw you died and Hik stole a book that summons some creature that sucks magic"
[05:00] <K2323> and everyones like wtf Kai
[05:00] <K2323> and then then then
[05:00] <K2323> Hik shows up and shes like
[05:00] <K2323> "GREETINGS EVIL LAUGH HAHAHAHA"
[05:00] <K2323> And K2s like "I can run real fast"
[05:00] <K2323> and Kais like
[05:00] <K2323> "Ur evil sis!!!"
[05:00] <K2323> But before anything can rlly happen between them
[05:01] <K2323> JIKORE WHOS BEEN SLEEPING IN ATLANTIS FOR 1,000 YEARS AWAKENS
[05:01] <K2323> and hes like
[05:01] <K2323> "THEY'RE BACK!!!!"
[05:01] <K2323> and he comes and tries to cause more chaos
[05:01] <K2323> and makes K2 evil
[05:01] <K2323> and theres great prophecies about some evil guy named Chaos who Jikore works for
[05:01] <K2323> and really intense battles
[05:02] <K2323> and and and
[05:02] <K2323> K2 wakes up from a trance and Hiks hovering over him
[05:02] <K2323> and actually cares for once
[05:02] <K2323> and is like
[05:02] <K2323> "Are you okay bro?"
[05:02] <K2323> and hes like "Eh been better"
[05:02] <K2323> then he goes evil again and Jikore steals his body
[05:02] <K2323> and Hik and Kai are like
[05:02] <K2323> "k lets find a spell that can stop him"
[05:02] <K2323> SO
[05:02] <K2323> they go to Astran
[05:03] <K2323> to like
[05:03] <K2323> the Hall Of The Ancestors
[05:03] <K2323> and they try to cast a spell to stop K2
[05:03] <K2323> but it does not work at first
[05:03] <K2323> and the Supreme Dragon shows up
[05:03] <K2323> hes like "yo kai whos this"
[05:03] <K2323> and Kais like "my sister"
[05:03] <K2323> and the Supreme Dragons like "okay bye"
[05:03] <K2323> and Hikaru tries the spell again
[05:03] <K2323> and it works this time
[05:04] <K2323> and Kai goes to get K2 at the End Of The World in Purgatory
[05:04] <K2323> and theres a giant rip in the sky
[05:04] <K2323> and Chaos is there
[05:04] <K2323> and he steals Kais Genesis Magic
[05:04] <K2323> and captures Kai
[05:04] <K2323> BUT SUDDENLY HIKARUS SPIRIT GUIDE APPEARS TO FREE HIM
[05:04] <K2323> And teaches him how to create his own spirit guide
[05:04] <K2323> YAY GO ERIF GO
[05:04] <~Hikaru> ...Oh god
[05:04] <K2323> *summon his own spirit guide
[05:04] <~Hikaru> What were we on..
[05:05] <K2323> so with the help from the spirit guides
[05:05] <K2323> THEY ESCAPE YAY
[05:05] <K2323> But
[05:05] <K2323> K2 is still evil
[05:05] <K2323> so
[05:05] <K2323> what happens now?
[05:05] <K2323> WELL
[05:05] <K2323> EPIC KICK BUTT BATTLE
[05:05] <K2323> and eventually
[05:05] <K2323> Chaos is defeated
[05:05] <K2323> and K2 goes back to normal
[05:05] <K2323> and Jikore is like "yo I'm getting out of here"
[05:05] <K2323> so all is well again right?
[05:05] <K2323> RIGHT?
[05:05] <K2323> WRONNNNNNGGG
[05:05] <K2323> Because because because
[05:05] <K2323> Core is evil and shit now
[05:06] <K2323> because of an ancient curse
[05:06] <K2323> and he takes over the Outerverse and all Hikarus shit
[05:06] <K2323> and causes all kinds of chaos
[05:06] <K2323> so Hikaru makes a potion to cure him
[05:06] <K2323> and hes all like "NO LOL"
[05:07] <K2323> But then at this bar when K2 and Kai and everyone are celebrating Core appears and K2 temporarily cures him
[05:07] <K2323> and Kai comes up to K2 in a trench jacket and cool disguise
[05:07] <K2323> and slips him a note
[05:07] <K2323> apparently the resistance is still on
[05:07] <K2323> so
[05:07] <K2323> more sibling fighting
[05:07] <K2323> meanwhile
[05:07] <K2323> Jikore is all like
[05:07] <K2323> "yo Council Of Assassins"
[05:07] <K2323> "I need to hire one of you to go avenge my dead boss"
[05:07] <K2323> and they're like "lolk"
[05:08] <K2323> so one of the assassins who just goes by Assassin while on the job (whats his real name!?)
[05:08] <K2323> he shows up
[05:08] <K2323> and hes like
[05:08] <K2323> "lol explosive spell circles"
[05:08] <K2323> and Hikarus like
[05:08] <K2323> "INARI!!!!! ARE YOU OKAY!?"
[05:08] <K2323> and K2's all like
[05:08] <K2323> "dude not cool"
[05:08] <K2323> and General The Purple Thumb is like
[05:08] <K2323> "HACKER NO HACKING
[05:08] <K2323> "
[05:08] <K2323> so
[05:09] <K2323> at the Border Line Hik and K2 (and Kai?) meet up and are all like
[05:09] <K2323> "lets stop him!"
[05:09] <K2323> so the fight against Assassin goes on for awhile until
[05:09] <K2323> at this weird abandoned warehouse
[05:09] <K2323> Kai and Assassin and negi of the Sage Three revive Chaos
[05:10] <K2323> and together they are plotting and planning when INARI GETS CAUGHT SPYING OH NO
[05:10] <K2323> Andd and and to rescue her Hikaru sends in the mysterious
[05:10] <K2323> KIA, GIRL VERSION OF KAI
[05:10] <K2323> but it doesn't work so Hikaru arrives and is all like
[05:10] <K2323> "YOUR PLANZ WILL NEVER WORK"
[05:10] <K2323> Meanwhile
[05:10] <K2323> K2 is also talking to Kai (what?)
[05:10] <K2323> And Kai is like "yeah that other Kai is my clone I've still been training, I never came back after the 1,000 years"
[05:11] <K2323> and K2 is like "GASP YOUR CLONE IS EVIL AND WENT ROGUE"
[05:11] <~Hikaru> (When you're done you need to post the one for my character and your character in a topic and call it "The OK in a nutshell"
[05:11] <K2323> k
[05:11] <K2323> and and and
[05:11] <K2323> K2 is like
[05:11] <K2323> "LET'S FIGHT DEM MAN"
[05:11] <K2323> and Emily gets kidnapped
[05:11] <K2323> and WAR OF DARKNESS TIME
[05:12] <K2323> And its a really bad war and Kai's Clone/KiaB summons an army of shadow creatures
[05:12] <K2323> and then everyone gets tired of fighting OOC and the OK dies for two months
[05:12] <K2323> and then it comes back and its all like
[05:12] <K2323> YAY WAR OVER
[05:12] <K2323> and everyones rebuilding
[05:12] <K2323> and on a cliff in the Outerverse K2's all like "I should find Hikaru it's almost that time again"
[05:13] <K2323> and Hik suddenly appears behind him and is like "YO BRO THAT WAS INTENSE"
[05:13] <K2323> And K2s like "lol"
[05:13] <K2323> and then K2s like
[05:13] <K2323> "Excel Tournament tiem?"
[05:13] <K2323> and Hiks like "DOMINATE"
[05:13] <K2323> and then then then
[05:13] <K2323> training
[05:13] <K2323> and K2 has a mysterious house guest
[05:13] <K2323> and its ACTUALLY ZERE but Hik doesnt know and K2 has no idea hes evil
[05:14] <K2323> and then K2 and Kai open a dimensional doorway and meet Konjan
[05:14] <K2323> but hes a boy now
[05:14] <K2323> and has no memory of K2 and Kai
[05:14] <K2323> and they train together
[05:14] <K2323> for the tournament
[05:14] <K2323> and nobody knows that Zere has placed seals on Kai to control him
[05:14] <K2323> and TOURNAMENT TIEM
[05:14] <K2323> and everyones all fighting and shit when
[05:14] <K2323> INVASION TIEM
[05:15] <K2323> And Zere gathers an army from District 23/Midnight Align
[05:15] <K2323> and reunites with his lover
[05:15] <K2323> and WAR WAR WAR IN THE ARENA
[05:15] <K2323> and K2s like "Kai how could u do this how"
[05:15] <K2323> and Kais like "im evil bro"
[05:15] <K2323> and EPIC FIGHTING
[05:15] <K2323> then Kais seal is supposedly removed but theres actually more than one seal on his body so everyone thinks Kais good again but hes not really
[05:15] <K2323> and Zere and his army run away
[05:16] <K2323> and now its time for a break in the tournament
[05:16] <K2323> and TRAINING TRAINING TRAINING
[05:16] <K2323> and then this girl named Hex appears
[05:16] <K2323> and conquers like three territories
[05:16] <K2323> and is all like "Sup K2's soldiers I'm just shopping"
[05:16] <K2323> and then shows up near Hik and Kai and Emily while they train
[05:16] <K2323> and is just like
[05:16] <K2323> "Imma sit on a log cabin"
[05:16] <K2323> and I think Kai flirts with her???
[05:16] <K2323> anyway then
[05:17] <K2323> NEW ARENA YAY
[05:17] <K2323> and this new arena is really cool
[05:17] <K2323> and EXCEL EXCEL EXCEL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[05:17] <K2323> And K2 is fucking awesome and kills Hikaru and her Phoenix powahs cant save her now bitch
[05:17] <K2323> but then he feels guilty and is like
[05:17] <K2323> "k you can live"
[05:17] <K2323> so he revives half of her
[05:17] <~Hikaru> (indirectly causing counterpart in the future >.>)
[05:17] <K2323> but shes a girl again
[05:18] <K2323> and shes like "WAH WAH WAH YUR MEAN"
[05:18] <K2323> and K2s like "whatevah"
[05:18] <K2323> and K2 babysits Hik for the rest of the tournament cause Emily is buysy
[05:18] <K2323> *busy
[05:18] <K2323> and then FINALLY DURING THE LAST FIGHT
[05:18] <K2323> ITS TIME FOR THE AWESOME BATTLE OF EMILY VS KAI
[05:18] <K2323> But Kai is all like
[05:18] <K2323> "jk im still evil yo"
[05:18] <K2323> and attacks again
[05:18] <K2323> and Zere comes back
[05:18] <K2323> again
[05:19] <K2323> and this time
[05:19] <K2323> hes like
[05:19] <K2323> "I CAN KILL YOU NOW K2"
[05:19] <K2323> And K2s like
[05:19] <K2323> "Yeah right"
[05:19] <K2323> and Zere kills K2
[05:19] <K2323> and Emily shows up before he can punish Hikaru for failing
[05:19] <K2323> and she protects the five year old Hikaru
[05:19] <K2323> AND BUBBLE SPELL TIEM
[05:19] <~Hikaru> (Oh so THAT'S what he was gonna do)
[05:19] <K2323> and they're trapped in a weird bubble in the observation deck
[05:19] <K2323> yes
[05:20] <K2323> in the anime I make it more obvious
[05:20] <K2323> there are times in the series before we introduce Zere where Hiks like
[05:20] <K2323> talking to her "ancestors" who issue her ultimatiums
[05:20] <K2323> You may remember that RPing that
[05:20] <K2323> in the RP she was like
[05:20] <K2323> "GIVE ME A FEW MORE DAYS"
[05:20] <K2323> to her 'ancestors'
[05:20] <K2323> but its actually Zere
[05:21] <K2323> so yeah he shows up and punishes her
[05:21] <K2323> now where were we
[05:21] <K2323> oh yeds
[05:21] <K2323> *yes
[05:21] <K2323> EVERYONE KICKS BUTT but Zere is still alive and K2 is deads
[05:21] <K2323> And Emily and Hik hide out in the Spirit Realm
[05:21] <K2323> And K2323 is there and somehow not in suspended animation
[05:21] <K2323> and hes like "sup im dead"
[05:21] <K2323> and they're like "yup"
[05:22] <K2323> and K2s like "k so I can do this really complex spell where Zere takes my place as being dead and I bind him to time under the chains that we locked time with"
[05:22] <K2323> and Emily is all like
[05:22] <K2323> "wtf fine do it"
[05:22] <K2323> and K2s like "k"
[05:22] <K2323> so K2 does thayt
[05:22] <K2323> *that
[05:22] <K2323> and goes back to the living
[05:22] <K2323> and they all remove Kais seals
[05:22] <K2323> and then for some reason go to a playground
[05:23] <K2323> and then then then
[05:23] <K2323> NEW TERRITORIES
[05:23] <K2323> And Atlantis is all like
[05:23] <K2323> "cool we want some
[05:23] <K2323> "
[05:23] <K2323> and Kai is all like
[05:23] <K2323> "NO MY TERRITORY"
[05:23] <K2323> and then theres a fight
[05:23] <K2323> on planets
[05:23] <~Hikaru> (What about the part whre they met Chaos in the Spirit Realm as their father?
[05:24] <K2323> that was during the 30 years of training
[05:24] <K2323> I think
[05:24] <K2323> yeah
[05:24] <Lyoko222> You made your point... Shes a fucked up bitch.
[05:24] <K2323> they didnt realize that their father was Chaos
[05:24] <K2323> cause when they meet up with him later and hes Chaos
[05:24] <K2323> he looks different
[05:24] <K2323> and speaks different
[05:24] <~Hikaru> Shoo, he's recounting the OK in anutshel.. in a very hilarious recount
[05:25] <K2323> and the name they used for him was Catorcius not Chaos
[05:25] <K2323> he uses his real name of Chaos when hes evil
[05:25] <K2323> SO WHERE WAS I
[05:25] <K2323> OH YEAH
[05:25] <K2323> so so so
[05:25] <K2323> CAUSE ATLANTIS IS A COLONY OF K2s
[05:25] <K2323> Hik and co are like "lets fucking kill dem bitches"
[05:25] <K2323> and go all Akatsuki/Buffy The Vampire slayer
[05:25] <K2323> and create Project: MEXICO
[05:25] <K2323> and while we are on the subject
[05:26] <K2323> wtf is up with Mexico and this RP
[05:26] <K2323> before Japae was Japae it was Japan and before that it was Mexico
[05:26] <K2323> and then we had Project Mexico
[05:26] <K2323> and then we had the Mexta Space Station
[05:26] <K2323> seriously
[05:26] <K2323> wtfd
[05:26] <K2323> *wtf
[05:26] <K2323> but anyway
[05:26] <K2323> SO evil planz time
[05:26] <K2323> and Hik and Kai dominate Atlantis
[05:26] <K2323> and meanwhile
[05:26] <K2323> K2s all like
[05:27] <K2323> in his study/bedroom reading Twilight
[05:27] <K2323> when Emily shows up and shes like "ooooooh K22222222"
[05:27] <K2323> and K2s like "
[05:27] <K2323> what bitch im reading"
[05:27] <K2323> and shes like "but im horny"
[05:27] <K2323> and hes like
[05:27] <K2323> "oh"
[05:27] <~Hikaru> Oh god, the time I dared emily to seduce him
[05:27] <K2323> and then she starts making out with him
[05:27] <K2323> and K2 dies cause wtf its a girl
[05:28] <K2323> jk by that point K2 had already married and had a kid so K2 dies from poison lip stick what a lame way to die I mean really
[05:29] <K2323> hes a sage and can survive in space but poison lip stick kills him
[05:29] <Lyoko222> lol
[05:29] <~Hikaru> Get on with it
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[05:30] <K23239> where was I
[05:30] <Lyoko222> poison
[05:30] <K23239> right
[05:30] <K23239> [11:25] <K2323> and K2 dies cause wtf its a girl [11:26] <K2323> jk by that point K2 had already married and had a kid so K2 dies from poison lip stick what a lame way to die I mean really [11:26] <K2323> hes a sage and can survive in space but poison lip stick kills him [11:26] <K2323> \I sense a plot hole [11:26] <K2323> but anyway [11:26] <K2323> when K2 dies meanwhile in the Era Valley a fucking comet falls out of th
[05:31] <K23239> which makes no real sense
[05:31] <K23239> because
[05:31] <K23239> I don't think theres a space in the Sage Dimension
[05:31] <K23239> and wouldnt a comet like
[05:31] <K23239> destroy a lot of stuff
[05:31] <K23239> but anyway
[05:31] <K23239> the comet is just K2s way of delivering a holographic message
[05:31] <K23239> which is really inconvenient
[05:31] <K23239> why the fuck didnt he just
[05:31] <K23239> send the holographic message
[05:32] <K23239> why did he have to destroy stuff
[05:32] <K23239> but I admit
[05:32] <K23239> that looks cool
[05:32] <K23239> you have to give him credit for style
[05:32] <K23239> So
[05:32] <K23239> Kaleb Tyris II (in the anime hes just called Cal)
[05:32] <K23239> he has Genesis powahs now
[05:32] <K23239> and hes like
[05:32] <K23239> "DAD YOUR DEAD I NEVER KNEW I EVEN HAD A DAD"
[05:33] <K23239> and Julia is all like
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[05:33] <K23239> "GO FULFILL YOUR FATHERS LEGACY SON"
[05:33] <K23239> And hes like
[05:33] <K23239> "but moooom do I have to"
[05:33] <K23239> and shes like
[05:33] <K23239> "yes"
[05:33] <K23239> so he comes to our dimension
[05:33] <K23239> and even though hes a little kid somehow survives Kai and Hikaru and their followers waging war
[05:33] <K23239> but Emily is guilty now
[05:34] <K23239> and revives K2
[05:34] <K23239> which marks like the billionth time K2 has come back from the dead
[05:34] <K23239> so K2 goes back to Japae and is like
[05:34] <K23239> "SON"
[05:34] <K23239> and Cal is like
[05:34] <K23239> "DAD"
[05:34] <K23239> and K2 is like
[05:34] <K23239> "SON"
[05:34] <K23239> and Cal is like
[05:34] <K23239> "DAD"
[05:34] <K23239> and then
[05:35] <K23239> then K2 is all like "stop attacking Atlantis guys"
[05:35] <K23239> and he makes a magical nuke
[05:35] <K23239> and uses it on Kais kingdom
[05:35] <K23239> and Kais like
[05:35] <K23239> "k"
[05:35] <K23239> and then the war is over
[05:35] <K23239> and Logan is like "lol thanks K2 btw"
[05:35] <K23239> and K2s like "yes?"
[05:36] <K23239> and Logans like "we wanna be free bitch fuck you and your help"
[05:36] <K23239> and then Atlantian War For Independence
[05:36] <K23239> and on a giant platform in a pocket dimension Logan recounts his entire past as he and K2 fight
[05:36] <K23239> and then K2 AND LOGANS NEGI FORM
[05:37] <K23239> Logans negi is Devyn and we won't see him again till Season 5 of SP when Logans like "hey K2323 make Devyn a character and a part of the Anrufe that'd be cool you play him better though"
[05:37] <K23239> and I was like "sure"
[05:37] <K23239> but I'm getting ahead of myself
[05:37] <K23239> so Logan and K2 team up to fight the negi
[05:37] <K23239> but they summon a massive army of the dead
[05:37] <K23239> so theres an epic fight
[05:38] <K23239> and during the fight KiaB, Zere, Chaos, Assassin, White, and Black are all like
[05:38] <K23239> "lol Anrufe"
[05:38] <K23239> and then Atlantis is free
[05:38] <K23239> and the battle against the dead is over
[05:38] <K23239> and theres not much fighting between the Sage Three now
[05:38] <K23239> and and and
[05:38] <K23239> the Starclan appears! (uh oh)
[05:39] <K23239> and they're like "hey guys we don't wanna be isolationists anymore come party with us"
[05:39] <K23239> so people go to their party on Planet Star
[05:39] <K23239> and Emily appears to confront K2 over their romance and stuff
[05:39] <K23239> when Jeff Star the leader of the Starclan interrupts their conversation
[05:39] <K23239> and Emily kills Jeff by slamming him into a brick wall
[05:40] <K23239> and OH NO NOW JEFFREY WILL TAKE OVER AND FORM AN ARMY OF BLADES AND STUFF WHAT HAVE YOU DONE EMILY
[05:40] <K23239> but that wont be important till GE Season 1 so
[05:40] <K23239> so then Logans all like
[05:41] <K23239> "lalalalala me and General Gaserlake whos an Aralang with amesia who is my general we're all like taking a day off to like golf and stuff"
[05:41] <K23239> WHEN SUDDENLY
[05:41] <K23239> Future!Zak appears (lol present Zak hasn't even been born yet)
[05:41] <K23239> and Future!Zak whos Logans son from the future is all like "DAD YOU HAVE TO STOP THE ANDROIDS"
[05:41] <K23239> jk
[05:41] <K23239> hes actually like
[05:41] <K23239> "DAD YOU HAVE TO STOP THE TWILIGHT KING"
[05:42] <K23239> who we later renamed Zirridian to avoid being sued
[05:42] <K23239> So meanwhile this guy Derek
[05:42] <K23239> hes over on the planet Germany just chillin when he gets this visit
[05:42] <K23239> from like a messenger of Zirridian or something
[05:42] <K23239> and Derek is all like
[05:43] <K23239> "YEAH SURE I'LL BECOME PART OF THE EMPIRE YOUZ GONNA FORM"
[05:43] <K23239> and the Anrufe breaks into Atlantis and steals Twilight Water, whatever that is
[05:43] <K23239> so on the day that Zirridian is supposed to arrive from the future
[05:43] <K23239> everyone shows up
[05:43] <K23239> and the Anrufe and Derek and the Germans are all like
[05:43] <K23239> "yeeeeaaah lets fight"
[05:44] <K23239> and Zirridian arrives
[05:44] <K23239> and is like "hey guys"
[05:44] <K23239> but
[05:44] <K23239> LOGAN AND HIS FRIENDS ARE THERE TOO OH NO
[05:44] <K23239> and the epic battle begins
[05:44] <K23239> And Hikaru shows up halfway through
[05:44] <K23239> and shes like
[05:44] <K23239> "Eh imma do what nobody expects me to do and fight with Logan just cause nobody saw it coming"
[05:45] <K23239> so so so the battle takes place and in the end its a standstill
[05:45] <K23239> and then Zirridians all like "Imma go start my new Twilight Empire in another galaxy, hey Derek, wanna lead it in this galaxy till I'm ready to come back?"
[05:45] <K23239> and Derek's all like
[05:45] <K23239> "SURE"
[05:45] <K23239> so guys wtf happened to Kai during all this
[05:45] <K23239> well idk but he begins to go bipolar
[05:46] <K23239> cause Hikaru and Ino and Emily and all them are like
[05:46] <K23239> "LOL WE HAVE KAI'S SOUL"
[05:46] <K23239> and this massive battle for Kai's Soul begins
[05:46] <K23239> and black markets and stuff
[05:46] <K23239> and normally this would be very hard to explain in the anime but I managed to stretch it out to last two seasons
[05:46] <K23239> and and and in the end IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
[05:46] <K23239> I mean
[05:47] <K23239> in the end Konjans like
[05:47] <K23239> "you guys are mean"
[05:47] <K23239> and seals Kai's soul into a sidewalk somewhere wtf
[05:47] <~Hikaru> Don't forget Kai suiciding
[05:47] <K23239> SHH SPOILERS
[05:47] <K23239> IM GETTING TO IT
[05:47] <K23239> and Kai goes missing and is all depressed as a result of the violent mood swings that happen when people keep changing his mood via his soul
[05:47] <K23239> so Kai is like
[05:48] <K23239> "fuck it"
[05:48] <K23239> and tries to kill himself
[05:48] <K23239> but is actually faking
[05:48] <K23239> and is just leaving so he doesnt have to deal with drama
[05:48] <K23239> and goes to a different dimension
[05:48] <K23239> BUT HE KINDA ON ACCIDENT OPENS THE DOORWAY TO EREBUS FROM WITHIN THE DRAGON TWIN VORTEX
[05:48] <K23239> so hes like
[05:48] <K23239> "....Fuck."
[05:49] <K23239> and then he contacts K2 and like
[05:49] <K23239> sends him a message
[05:49] <K23239> and hes like
[05:50] <K23239> "Yo brother. I'm still alive and I kinda sorta opened the doorway to the darkness. Sooo yeah in about ten years we're going to have to fight a reaaaally scary evil darkness. You should go find your son Cal and my son Ryuu and train them for the next ten years."
[05:50] <K23239> So what does K2 do? welll hes a dumbass and doesnt do that
[05:50] <K23239> and hes all like
[05:50] <K23239> "Hey Konjan train my kid and nephew for awhile"
[05:50] <K23239> and Konjans like
[05:50] <K23239> "k"
[05:50] <K23239> And K2 goes to find Kai
[05:51] <K23239> And then I don't know how Hik chooses to explain it in the RP but in the anime Hikaru is all like
[05:51] <K23239> "Well this is boring I don't have anyone to fight now"
[05:51] <K23239> and then shes like
[05:51] <K23239> "Hey wait a second almost everyone who followed me is dead now"
[05:51] <K23239> and then shes like "maybe I should have protected them in all those battles.... nah"
[05:51] <K23239> and then shes like
[05:52] <K23239> "HEY EMILY AND INO LETS GO ON A VACATION TO ANOTHER DIMENSION FOR LIKE TEN YEARS"
[05:52] <K23239> and they're like
[05:52] <K23239> "k"
[05:52] <K23239> and THEN ATLANTIS AND THE TWILIGHT ARE ALL THAT REMAINS =D
[05:52] <K23239> AND TECHNOLOGY TECHNOLOGY TECHNOLOGY
[05:52] <K23239> and THAT is the OK in a nutshell
[05:52] * K23239 breaths in a huge gasp of air
[05:52] <~Hikaru> WHAT? I had it where they stole the dimension from us before we left
[05:53] <K23239> no that'd be lame
[05:53] <K23239> On GE Season 1 when K2 was like
[05:53] <~Hikaru> If we just left it we can't claim that they stole >.>
[05:53] <K23239> technically they did they should have just left shit alone the Sage Three left all the time
[05:53] <K23239> When K2 came back he was like
[05:53] <K23239> "Why the fuck did y'all take over our stuff"
[05:54] <K23239> and Logan was like "CAUSE WE COULD"
[05:54] <~Hikaru> (Our you doing GE in a nutshell now?)
[05:54] <K23239> I can
[05:54] <~Hikaru> *Are
[05:54] <K23239> I don't remember much of GE
[05:54] <K23239> only season 3 really and parts of Seasons 1 and 2
[05:54] <~Hikaru> It was all centered around Koty, Orpheaus appeared
[05:55] <K23239> yeah
[05:55] <K23239> Well
[05:55] <~Hikaru> I think that happened AFTER the first sage war though
[05:55] <K23239> I'll do GE based on what I have written for the anime
[05:55] <K23239> which is based on what I remember and enhanced to get rid of rips and make it more interesting
[05:55] <~Hikaru> I'll correct you if I see anything out of place
[05:55] <K23239> hold on let me get the guide
[05:56] <~Hikaru> Did you edit in the corrections I posted the last time you posted the guide?
[05:56] <Lyoko222> So.. in the time it took me to take a shower, K2 finished?
[05:56] <~Hikaru> Yeah
[05:56] <~Hikaru> That's the entire OK
[05:56] <Lyoko222> Jesus
