Funny Chatlogs

[Logan]

I liked the part when I said I was going to rip out her innards and eat them.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

I like the fact that you were talking to a fucking bot. Lol. How stupid does the internet think we are?

[Logan]

Really stupid. This bot was more cooler then the others cause it used trigger words. At some point I thought I was talking to an actual human.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

Blackcat, remember the rules of the internet. There are no females on the internet. Just males, FBI agents, and Hikarus.

[Logan]

LOL but what about Amy, my fiance? She uses the internet.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

Better check her dude... she may have a dick.

[Logan]

I know for sure she doesn't.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

Hm... if she doesnt have a badge, or some kinky, non-sexual, fantasies, then she is an anomaly.

[Logan]

Maybe. She is marrying me.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

Lol, im sure she had a good reason.

[Logan]

Had?

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

 

[Ghost]

[4/18/2012 10:56:51 AM] Blue Morpho: :3
[4/18/2012 10:58:20 AM] Blue Morpho: Dun worry, I have people who hate me too ;3;
[4/18/2012 10:59:02 AM] Blue Morpho: Like this pack of yogurt
[4/18/2012 10:59:07 AM] Blue Morpho: one decided to attack my face
[4/18/2012 10:59:10 AM] Blue Morpho: just now
[4/18/2012 10:59:33 AM] Blue Morpho: HAVE AT THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
[4/18/2012 10:59:41 AM] Blue Morpho: Blue Morpho tortures yogurt by eating it
[4/18/2012 10:59:42 AM] Jeebus: DEFEAT IT SWOFT
[4/18/2012 10:59:53 AM] Blue Morpho: Take that dairy produ-- the lid is stuck to my arm ;A;
[4/18/2012 11:00:09 AM] Blue Morpho: Yum banana cream pie

[Ghost]

zak:

*flees*

Swift: 

*arena trap prevents foe from fleeing*

zak: 

...
*faints!*

Swift: 

:/
you're no fun

zak: 

I know.


Swift: 

:<

zak: 



Swift: 

*lays on fainted zak* yay cushion!

zak: 

Grah too odd! Stop eeet!
*runs around in circles*

Swift: 

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

zak: 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GETMEOFFGETMEOFFGETMEOFFGETMEOFF
Wait
What if that hurts? What if that really hurts? I didnt think of that.

Swift: 

?

zak: 

STAYONSTAYONSTAYONSTAYON


Swift: 

Okay :3

zak: 

DAmmit, reverse psychomonology doesnt work

Swift: 

8D

[K2]

[7:55:48 PM] theboxisnotopen: brb soon bicycling
[9:29:53 PM] theboxisnotopen: well hell
[9:29:56 PM] theboxisnotopen: that was some bike ride
[9:30:54 PM] Lyoko222: how far?
[9:31:24 PM] theboxisnotopen: only a mile, that wasn't the interesting part
[9:31:40 PM] theboxisnotopen: I can go like ten miles usually but
[9:31:56 PM] Lyoko222: But what.
[9:32:24 PM] theboxisnotopen: My bro and I were going to the store down the road to get some cokes, and decided to take the bikes and get some exercise. Well. We went to the dollar general, and rode beside the highway.
[9:32:59 PM] theboxisnotopen: Took ten minutes to get there. But coming back, our bags broke, and we had like five two-liter cokes and some monster. So we had to carry it and our bikes. And go through thorns. And tall as fuck grass.
[9:33:08 PM] theboxisnotopen: And my pants kept falling down.
[9:33:15 PM] Lyoko222: Failure...
[9:33:23 PM] theboxisnotopen: Finally I said fuck it, took off my shirt, and made a bag out of it, and kept going.

[Ghost]

So my neighbor Zacracken and Orga were quite literally in control of my computer.
The result-

Swift: 

you'll like your new title

Stephen: 

Yeah, well you'll like your new face. <<
Once... once I break the current one. And you have to get a new one...

Swift: 

But you see, if you break Yuki's face....I will have to kill you
0\,,,/0

Stephen: 

Shrugs

Swift: 

Shrug all you want, but when I go "ORGA SMASH PUNY DYLAN" don't come crying to me! Becuase I will just punch you more! ^,,,^
_ORGA SMA_SH
with an a
because
it's amazing like that
mhm

Stephen: 

Shrugs I've dropped bigger.

Swift: 

Not when they were throwing LLAMAS AT YOU!

Stephen: 

I could have dropped Llamas.
I could have invented pigeons.
I could have done anything I wanted.
Drowns sorrows

Swift: 

But you did not
Because all you did was DnD
All your life
AWAY~



:3

Stephen: 

Man, I wish.

Swift: 

I can swing my sword sword, you cannot afford my sword sword!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MARVELOUS BREADFISH

Stephen: 

Are... are you trying to tell me you are an expensive rentboy?

Swift: 

Your mother!...is FAT!

Stephen: 

Heard it before.

Sent at 2:03 PM on Monday
Swift: 

get on skype

Stephen: 

Niet.

Swift: 

because of kimmie?
Don't hide from your problems, that solves nothing!

Stephen: 

I'm crashing. It's better that I don't talk to anyone.

Swift: 

zach was gonna link you to some amazing porn

Stephen: 

Mhm.

Swift: 

srs

Sent at 2:19 PM on Monday
Stephen: 

Glomp

Swift: 

ohey

Stephen: 

Hey.

Sent at 4:11 PM on Monday
Swift: 

http://www.deviantart.com/#/d4zv7bd

Sent at 5:35 PM on Monday
Stephen: 

...
Wanna "reinforce our friendship?"

Swift: 

no

Stephen: 

Wiggles eyebrows suggestively

Swift: 

nononononooonononoonoooooooooooo
yes
no
yes\
damn it zach
yes

Stephen: 

Dammit Zach, stop typing "yes"!

Swift: 

no

Stephen: 

(Knows Zach is typing "no" really).

Swift: 

Yes!
You sure?

Stephen: 

No. I'm Dylan.

Swift: 

There are several people with access to this computer, you must choose wisely...

Stephen: 

In that case, I choose the least fancy Chalice.
Preferably the chalice with the palace.
Or the Flagon with the Wagon.

Swift: 

that would be Swif.\
swift
It's Orga
I am the least fancy, what with being a barbarian!

Like, serioudsly, how many barbarians do you know are fancy?

Stephen: 

Dude, have you ever seen a barbarian drinking tea that hasn't had their pinky out like they're royalty?
I think not. Barbarians are the fanciest.

Swift: 

Exactly, Not Barbarians are the fanciest
But not barbarians
EXCELLSIOOOOOOOOOR!
spes forth his udderal blasts and flies off

Stephen: 

How absurd.
Anyway, as we were saying. Um, something about The Court Jester, I think...

Swift: 

Yesm he is an assassin. How best to deal with him?
Very carefully
with furious sexual intercourse.
By a bull
Named Zeus
KING OF THE SEA!
The king of my penis.

Stephen: 

Well, I have heard Zeus is the king of Swift's penis...

Swift: 

..............
It is true. ._.
.,,,,.

Stephen: 

Well, since I'm the only guy here that can grow a beard, I guess that makes me Zeus.
Swift. Pants off.
=P

Swift: 

I have a beANO
*beard
Everywhere
I am mu..
I have beano.
am much more Zues than you willEVER BE
ano
Anal?
yes
Bendmaybe
*over]

Stephen: 

Anal works for me.
I'm not fussy.

Swift: 

But... I could have sworn that you WERE A PUSSY! D:
so...
you're a tranny?
SEX
NOW
verywhere

Stephen: 

Where first?
Kitchen?

Swift: 

New zealand
Yojhdgehfgadgsdhjkmogrgfdgdwefd
your ace
face

Stephen: 

All of the above.

Swift: 

xnhgjv,h;kjlomgmbnjkmnbkmnkvjg,m ,bmnkhbmncgnxfgdhxtrjykut,cjgmhfyjrzk7s5o7uksrhfmyjrxsi759w3i4867yhtm8l75ws,l7dtkuhikgyti8ol.98;7
And then we can
SDGSZXDJFCGVLHBN
bdbnfjfnvnvfjsbvndjkbjjbnksdfjkbfsgbdbg
\

Stephen: 

I've always wanted to
SDGSZXDJFCGVLHBN
bdbnfjfnvnvfjsbvndjkbjjbnksdfjkbfsgbdbg
\

Swift: 

And me and Swift will just cuddle in the corner, far away from you two
Zach and swift that is
Sorry, I misspelleed Orga
No i didn't
you did
no
p
yes
NO
yes
ga
ORGASm
Orgasma
orgasmatic
Organ on my tulips?
penis

Stephen: 

Fine! Me and Swift can cuddle in the corner, far away from Orga and penis.

Swift: 

Yes, Me and Swift will cuddle

Stephen: 

That is what I said! Me and Swift!

Swift: 

No, me and Swift
Not Me
ME
yes, me
Me or mE
memememememememe
wait what
ME

Stephen: 

Meme.
Swift, you have to snuggle memes.
Start with Rick Astley.
That will be hawt.

Swift: 

Okay, Snuggle with Joker first.

Stephen: 

So a man walks into a bar...

Swift: 

Swift will eventually get to snuggle with photogenic man.
Y so serious
I'll snuggle nyan cat
kbai

Stephen: 

Are you fucking serious?

Swift: 

HOW DID YOU KNOW ABOUT SIRIUS AND I?! D:

Stephen: 

^_^

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

[14:24] <Bladeswipe101> Oh, can you two check my ship application? I put in for two Katanas and Two Scythes and Shimmering Dawn
[14:24] <Lyoko222> Yeah, i'll take a look
[14:24] <Bladeswipe101> Thanks Lyoko :3
[14:24] <Bladeswipe101> Can you have a wee look as well Hikaru, please?
[14:25] <~Hikaru> Ninja'd
[14:25] <Lyoko222> Bitch!
[14:25] <Bladeswipe101> oh and what are TR weapon arrays?
[14:25] * Lyoko222 slaps Hikaru around a bit with a large fishbot

[Ghost]

11:15 AM me: lolololololhi

 Trevor: Blaharel?

 me: yes

11:16 AM Trevor: Snerp

 me: yes

11:18 AM Trevor: Ralg!

11:19 AM me: FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLahrel?

11:20 AM ...

  GAAAAAAAASP

  https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/380291_433348366683832_293154100703260_1545773_701239868_n.jpg

  Best breakfast ever







5 minutes


11:26 AM me: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'M HUNGRYYYYYYY

  HIRO

  MAKE ME SOMETHING AWESOME







12 minutes


11:38 AM me: Red

  You passed over bladeswipe's tech also

11:39 AM Y U NO MAEK ME NOMS







52 minutes


12:31 PM Trevor: Sorry, wasn't at the phone.

 me: dork

 Trevor: Also

  I would make terrible food.

12:32 PM And bah, I am the epitome of AWESOME

 me: lyre

  That would be my title, thanks

  Everyone knows I'm the awesomest

12:33 PM Trevor: ...yeah OK that's true. But I'm the runner up!

 me: lol

[Logan]

[17:38] blackcat124gt@gmail.com: hi!
[17:39] comex: hello
[17:39] blackcat124gt@gmail.com: How have you been?
[17:40] comex: I remember when you were basically a little kid
[17:40] comex: how weird
[17:41] blackcat124gt@gmail.com: Yeah. I know. I actually looked back today and saw and older post and thought, I was young back then.

Wasn't so much funny as it was kind of awkward. Even though I used to talk to him all the time it just was different this time lol.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

[02:11] == Kyoko222 [webchat@IndirectIRC-1F649E78.hawaii.res.rr.com] has joined #shatteredplanes
[02:11] <Kyoko222> I may have spelt my UN wrong...
[02:11] == Kyoko222 has changed nick to Lyoko222

Epic FAIL

[Kalorph_]

How old is Comex these days?

Holy fuck; I've known you guys way to damn long. (Hikaru, Kaleb, Zai, Logan, and Hawkeye.)

[Queen Bright]

Got deleted in server move...

<darkf`d> oh cool they have fleshlight mlp plushies now
<Hikaru> ....
<Hikaru> I am totally not looking up what you just said ever again
<Dan> OH GOD
<darkf`d> http://i.imgur.com/gR57t.jpg
<darkf`d> too late
* darkf`d is now known as darkf
<darkf> this is also why I kind of dislike lyra fans
<Hikaru> Fuck you, second time I saw it now
<Hikaru> >.<
<darkf> lol who gave you the first
<Hikaru> <Hikaru> I am totally not looking up what you just said ever again
<Hikaru> ^Myself
<darkf>
<Dan> I have lost faith in humanity
<darkf>
<darkf> Hikaru: Get sewing then.
<Hikaru> What is a fleshlight?
<Dan> don't ask
<Hikaru> I already saw the pic and read the tumblr description but that doesn't tell me the definition
<Hikaru> ...Nevermind
<darkf> Yeah uh.
<darkf> Do you really want to know. xD
<Dan> it's like a flashlight but...
<Hikaru> Wikipedia already filled me in -.-
<darkf> Point is.
<darkf> Get sewing plushies. They don't even need holes in their plots.
<Hikaru> As if I would ever make of those anyways..
<Hikaru> I wanted to make a puppet but after seeing that... no, it'd be used for wrong.
<darkf> You would if someone paid you $4000
<darkf> I just wonder when the filly versions come out, eh Dan?

[Ghost]

So this one's really short. I fell asleep and ended up typing this to Orga:


11:06 PM 
me: *goistmm
  
Heos earlylink ot fpm Md litlola back

[K2]

Kaleb: Also, as always when I go on vacation and have too much time on my hands during the car ride...
Kaleb: Expect a super long post from me Monday
nekohikaruchan: This coming Monday?
Kaleb: yes.
Kaleb: I leave Monday but I suspect before I leave I'll have one super long IC post
Kaleb: that I'll write during my five hour car ride
Kaleb: Maybe I'll spend the car ride writing a super long tech request
Kaleb: or even better
nekohikaruchan: ...
Kaleb: A character bio that's thirty pages long

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

[15:50] <~Hikaru> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqhinzcZ4yo here
[16:10] <lyoko222> that video is so fucked up...
[16:11] <lyoko222> Damn religious fanatics...
[16:11] <darkf> just call them jesusfreaks like the rest of us
[16:12] <~Hikaru> darkf I don't care. It's Luna!
[16:12] <lyoko222> Ruining childhood one kid at a time
[16:16] <lyoko222> I likez magickz!  Hey God, U MAD BRO?