Author Topic: Funny Chatlogs  (Read 58328 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Logan

  • Inventor
  • ****
  • Posts: 469
  • Gender: Male
  • It's up to you to keep hope alive.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #600 on: February 13, 2012, 12:56:04 PM »
Okay with me, just remember to share your wealth with all of your friends here.

"It's not a question of can or can't. There are some things in life you just do."

Offline Logan

  • Inventor
  • ****
  • Posts: 469
  • Gender: Male
  • It's up to you to keep hope alive.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #601 on: February 14, 2012, 10:32:40 AM »
[15:40:52] blackcat124gt: HOLY SHIT!!!!
[15:40:56] Gaserlake: ?
[15:41:12] blackcat124gt: Hawkeye is breeding like a fucking cocroch
[15:41:17] blackcat124gt: 60 ships.
[15:41:17] Gaserlake: wtf
[15:41:25] blackcat124gt: That is insane.
[15:41:33] blackcat124gt: I didn't even have that many.
[15:41:37] Gaserlake: hey
[15:41:43] Gaserlake: On CE, I literally had over a hundred.
[15:41:43] Gaserlake: lol
[15:41:53] Gaserlake: And on GE, I was known for having so many ships.
[15:41:53] Gaserlake: >>
[15:42:29] blackcat124gt: Well its Hawkeye though.
[15:42:36] Gaserlake: lol
[15:42:37] Gaserlake: yeah
[15:42:56] Gaserlake: I bet I have more.
[15:43:21] blackcat124gt: BUT IT'S HAWKEYE!
[15:43:27] Gaserlake: LMAO
[15:43:33] Gaserlake: I have 71 ships.
[15:43:36] Gaserlake: dude../
[15:43:46] Gaserlake: I bet I can beat all 60 of his ships with only...
[15:43:50] Gaserlake: a handful of ships.
[15:44:02] blackcat124gt: BUT IS HAWKEYE! HOW WAS HE ABLE TO BREED LIKE THAT?
[15:44:07] Gaserlake: dunno
[15:44:36] blackcat124gt: I thought there was an auto unspoken decree that prevented him from having more than 10 ships and when he did get more then he was attacked and left with nothing.
[15:44:52] Gaserlake: >>

(I found this during a google search.)

"It's not a question of can or can't. There are some things in life you just do."

Offline Ghost

  • Prison Convict
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,483
  • Gender: Female
  • Outlier of the forum.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #602 on: February 14, 2012, 06:32:28 PM »
Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I should properly write something useful
But I'm too lazy to :X

/Ihavenoideaitspawnedinmyheadatrandom

Jéssí Fayé:
 Roses are red
Violets are blue
idon'tknowwhatelsetosay
Vulpix.

I fail. :D

Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen:
 ?... I approve 8D

Jéssí Fayé ?
:DD

Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is terrible
But what am I to do ?

Nicolaj Figaw:
Roses are red
Violets are blue..
I suck at poetry
show me your tits

Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen:
 Bound to work if you smile

Swift Yuki:
Magmas are Red, Ices are blue. I might give some shallow-waters, to no one but you :P

Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: D'awwww ?

Swift Yuki:
first I need to breed mine!

Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen:
 Obviously :3

Swift Yuki
if I trolled you: Magmas are red, ices are blue. I'll give my shallow waters to anyone but you

Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: You wouldn't :X

Swift Yuki
DUG :P
I won't, dun worry ?

Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen:
 Don't bring Dug into this!
Yaaaay! =D

Swift Yuki:
Fire is red, Water is blue, I'm chucking dirt blocks straight at you >:O

Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen:
 Roses are red, water is blue, I have a creeper outside my door, just waiting for you :3

Swift Yuki
OH YEY! CREEPER CUDDLES!

Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen:
 They so cuddly ! 8D

Swift Yuki
Rubies are red, Ghooosties aren't blue, maybe he's a pastel, or some other kind of hue.

Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen
 Errr... No comments :X

-------
*Dug: Ghooostie's typo "duh"; also what he named my door.

Offline Ghost

  • Prison Convict
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,483
  • Gender: Female
  • Outlier of the forum.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #603 on: February 15, 2012, 02:10:26 PM »
Siriussolaris221: 

Yuki, what is your chatango?

Swift: 

why do you want to know it?

Siriussolaris221: 

Giving it to Karin so she can talk to you perhaps.

Swift: 

why?

Siriussolaris221: 

Just so she can talk with one of the other members of SP, and get some help with any future chars combat level and what not fitting into the limits of SP.

Swift: 

Hawk
what's in the bar on the far right of SP?
A link called "CHAT"

Siriussolaris221: 

Yeah.

Swift: 

if she clicked it, she can talk to more people than me

Siriussolaris221: 

Not sure if she has java though.

Swift: 

then she can download it

----------

Trevor: 

No purple. Ye said purple

Swift: 

sooo?

Trevor: 

False advertising! D:

Swift: 

meh

Trevor: 

Its like
Me saying you get a cupcake and frosting

Swift: 

well
you know...

Trevor: 

but there is no frosting!

Swift: 

I kinda did have one today in advisory
you're right
it was whip cream

Trevor: 

EXACTLY
...Wait

Swift: 

but it was tasty

Trevor: 

I retroactively gave you a promised Cupcake!?

Swift: 

it was someone's birthday in class she had choco/vanilla cupcakes with whip cream frosting

Trevor: 

THIS MUST MEAN I HAVE TIME POWERS

Swift: 

LOGGING THIS LOVELY THING

Trevor: 

* Trevor tries to become a superhero and gets beaten hilariousluy
And yes
DO SO
ALL MUST KNOW OF MY TIME POWERS
« Last Edit: February 16, 2012, 04:50:39 PM by Avalanche »

Offline K2

  • Leader
  • Anomaly
  • *****
  • Posts: 10,196
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #604 on: February 19, 2012, 11:31:56 AM »
(11:07:32 AM) veronicaskullxx: Hey, you here?
(11:08:21 AM) Wolfboy2323: Hey.
(11:08:54 AM) veronicaskullxx: Can you pretty please approves my chary? ^^
(11:09:49 AM) veronicaskullxx: *poke*
(11:09:56 AM) Wolfboy2323: Oh, sure.
(11:10:02 AM) veronicaskullxx: YAY!!! *glomp*
(11:10:15 AM) Wolfboy2323: Lol.
(11:10:31 AM) Wolfboy2323: You're in a good mood.
(11:10:40 AM) Wolfboy2323: :)
(11:10:49 AM) veronicaskullxx: Yayayayayayayay
(11:10:55 AM) Wolfboy2323: Wait
(11:11:02 AM) Wolfboy2323: I already
(11:11:09 AM) Wolfboy2323: Approved it.
(11:11:20 AM) Wolfboy2323: brb, sign onto IRC?
(11:11:35 AM) veronicaskulxx: Sure.

[11:26] <~K2323> Hey
[11:26] <~K2323> How are you
[11:26] <VeronicaLove> Heeeeey~!
[11:27] <VeronicaLove> Good @_@ Tired because cause um
[11:27] <VeronicaLove> Firsts I had to take my brother to his soccer practice and likes hang around there, BORING T_T
[11:28] <VeronicaLove> And THEN *wail* mom made me go shopping
[11:28] <~K2323> Shopping? Like... for clothes? I thought girls loved shopping.
[11:29] <VeronicaLove> I doooo! But not with my mom! T.T BUT IT'S OKAAYS cuz cuz cuz there were LOTS of hot guys there! =D
[11:29] <~K2323> <.<
[11:29] <~K2323> So what did you buy?
[11:30] <VeronicaLove> Ums
[11:30] <VeronicaLove> Clothes! =D
[11:31] <VeronicaLove> Ohs and some Ouran Host Club mangas! =D
[11:31] <~K2323> Ew
[11:31] <VeronicaLove> Whaaaat?
[11:31] <~K2323> Yaoi.
[11:31] <VeronicaLove> Yaoi?
[11:31] <~K2323> Nvm.
[11:32] <VeronicaLove> I'm going to go take a naps! *yawn*
[11:32] <~K2323> Bye :(
[11:32] <VeronicaLove> Awww, little Kaleb is gonna miss me.
[11:32] <~K2323> Little? Psh.
[11:32] <VeronicaLove> Yes! =P
[11:33] <~K2323> Nope.
[11:33] <VeronicaLove> If you saays so!
[11:33] <~K2323> :( Now my ego's hurt too.
[11:33] <VeronicaLove> Byes! ^^ *wave*
[11:33] <~K2323> Bye :(

Offline Ghost

  • Prison Convict
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,483
  • Gender: Female
  • Outlier of the forum.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #605 on: February 20, 2012, 04:49:42 PM »
sharpiebrilliance: 

Woah @_@
I feel like
A giant now

Swift: 

A FUCKING GIRAFFE JEEZ MAN :P
don'thurtme ;~;

sharpiebrilliance: 

6' 2" >.> skinny white boy

Swift: 

Hey lyndan

sharpiebrilliance: 

Yeah Yuki?

Swift: 

Grab some nice long skinny branches from a tree
dress in a suit
and make sure your face doesn't so any facial features
SLENDERMAN~

sharpiebrilliance: 

OHGOD YES
8D

Swift: 

Dylan fears him

sharpiebrilliance: 

I love Slendy :#
I WILL TRAUMATISE DYLAN
8D

Swift: 

DO IIIIIIIIIIIT

sharpiebrilliance: 

LOOOOOOOOOOL
Video chat
Just
"HEY LYN-"

Swift: 

Halloween, skype call, record it, send to me, lol

sharpiebrilliance: 

* Slenderman staring back*
I should even do pipe cleaner tentacle sor something o3o

Swift: 

yes

sharpiebrilliance: 

Slenderman<3`
But yes
This halloween
Yes

Offline Capxeno

  • Prison Convict
  • *****
  • Posts: 827
  • Gender: Male
  • Cursed Thief
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #606 on: February 21, 2012, 11:19:29 PM »
[12:23] mizuulquiorri1: I used to be a lone wolf
[12:23] mizuulquiorri1: but then I took an arrow to the knee
[12:23] mizuulquiorri1: I have a pack now
[12:23] mizuulquiorri1: xD
[12:23] RisingCrush4272: gay


Characters: Sliph, Salahiem, Caliph, Kurai, Kuro, Treena, Seither, ~Eli
Races: Wyvern, Marid, Afreet, Ghoul
Territories: Marid Homeworld, Marid Colony A,  Marid Settlement (Located on Autumnavia), Bula Bula, New Sodom, Cruor(Assimilated Japae), Treena: Earth (Kinda), Aloange, Talar Sphere.

Offline Logan

  • Inventor
  • ****
  • Posts: 469
  • Gender: Male
  • It's up to you to keep hope alive.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #607 on: February 22, 2012, 11:25:44 AM »
[10:25] <Hikaru|JavaClass> Hey Dan I think I'm regretting taking 4 programming classes now.
[10:25] <Hikaru|JavaClass> I mean come on...
[10:25] <Hikaru|JavaClass> C++ Class: "Today we're doing Loops."
[10:25] <blackcat124gt> lol
[10:25] <Hikaru|JavaClass> C# Class: "Today we're doing Arrays"
[10:25] <Hikaru|JavaClass> Java class: Loops
[10:25] <blackcat124gt> lol
[10:25] <Hikaru|JavaClass> C++ Class: (Next Day) "Time to do Arrays"
[10:26] <Hikaru|JavaClass> Me: ....Didn't I just do this? *headdesk*
[10:26] <blackcat124gt> This is defiently going into the funny chatlogs.
[10:26] <Hikaru|JavaClass> C#: Loop Time!
[10:27] <blackcat124gt> You can keep this coming and make it more funny. :P
[10:27] <Hikaru|JavaClass> Object-Oriented-Fundamentals Class:" We're doing..... LOOPS! .... ......with Pseudocode"
[10:27] <Hikaru|JavaClass> ...Kay I'm done now -.-
[10:27] <blackcat124gt> LOL
[10:28] <blackcat124gt> Chat log added.
[10:28] <blackcat124gt> Oh yeah. I feel so awesome for no reason.
[10:29] <Hikaru|JavaClass> But... this will all pay off!
[10:29] <Hikaru|JavaClass> WHEN I BECOME MORE AWESOME THAN COMEX!
[10:29] * Hikaru|JavaClass can dream...
« Last Edit: February 22, 2012, 11:27:29 AM by Logan »

"It's not a question of can or can't. There are some things in life you just do."

Offline Ghost

  • Prison Convict
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,483
  • Gender: Female
  • Outlier of the forum.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #608 on: February 22, 2012, 10:06:09 PM »
[7:04:47 PM] Nicholas: Want to see me spell 'cellular division' really fast?
[7:05:20 PM] swiftyuki: mitosis
[7:05:26 PM] Nicholas: o
[7:05:26 PM] Nicholas: 0
[7:05:29 PM] Nicholas: 8
[7:05:31 PM] Nicholas: o o
[7:05:54 PM] swiftyuki: i say mitosis is faster
[7:05:57 PM] swiftyuki: :P
[7:06:05 PM] Nicholas: lol

Offline Logan

  • Inventor
  • ****
  • Posts: 469
  • Gender: Male
  • It's up to you to keep hope alive.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #609 on: February 23, 2012, 11:10:28 AM »
[09:55] <blackcat124gt> Jesus?
[09:55] <Jesus> Yes.
[09:55] <blackcat124gt> Wait, the actual Jesus? The one who died on the cross after being buritally murdered?
[09:56] <Jesus> The one and only.
[09:56] <blackcat124gt> OMG!
[09:56] <Jesus> Please don't talk about my father like that.

"It's not a question of can or can't. There are some things in life you just do."

Offline Embodiment of Cringe

  • Prison Convict
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,433
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #610 on: February 23, 2012, 02:26:19 PM »
[7:04:47 PM] Nicholas: Want to see me spell 'cellular division' really fast?
[7:05:20 PM] swiftyuki: mitosis
[7:05:26 PM] Nicholas: o
[7:05:26 PM] Nicholas: 0
[7:05:29 PM] Nicholas: 8
[7:05:31 PM] Nicholas: o o
[7:05:54 PM] swiftyuki: i say mitosis is faster
[7:05:57 PM] swiftyuki: :P
[7:06:05 PM] Nicholas: lol

One of you goes to 9gag, because I've seen that post there...
TEH WINNAR LOOSER OF TEH SHATTED PLAINS


Offline Ghost

  • Prison Convict
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,483
  • Gender: Female
  • Outlier of the forum.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #611 on: February 23, 2012, 05:19:11 PM »
Not me :/

Offline K2

  • Leader
  • Anomaly
  • *****
  • Posts: 10,196
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #612 on: February 26, 2012, 04:23:11 PM »
(4:25:03 PM) Christopher Eden: Oh, Talar belt... is Talar Sphere now.
(4:26:50 PM) Christopher Eden: You know, because the asteroid belt is kind of atomic dust.

Offline Ghost

  • Prison Convict
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,483
  • Gender: Female
  • Outlier of the forum.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #613 on: March 10, 2012, 02:35:02 PM »
Swift: 

Well
I stole your face

Sent at 11:32 AM on Saturday
orgadude:

...
It says gullible on the ceiling

Swift:

Oh so it d'aww you stole my lungs ._.

orgadude:

:D
Lungs for face
attaches Swift's lungs to his face
:P

Swift:

._.
WELL I'LL USE YOUR FACE FOR... My lungs...? >>;

orgadude:

Sure!
:D

Swift:

Maybe not, your face would be too close to my nonexistant boobage
orgadude: 

XD
Technically it'd be on the other side of it
Behind some bones

Swift: 

yeah
MY RIB CAGE IS AMAZING FOR PROTECTION
but then you'd be right next to my cardiac muscle >>

orgadude: 

And that would be bad because...?
« Last Edit: March 10, 2012, 02:36:05 PM by Avalanche »

Offline Ragnar the Red

  • Prison Convict
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,890
  • Gender: Male
  • There's always a bigger fish. Usually it's K.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #614 on: March 10, 2012, 08:27:41 PM »
Question: What Zarethian shields do they mess with? Because each shield would react differently or not at all.
Question: What Zarethian shields do they mess with? Because each shield would react differently or not at all.

Whatever shields that were on the Ventus space station ships.
Oh so none, you mean.
Uh, I guess.
Characters: Reykjavik (Reyky) Keflavik   Naralia Arnigtaliila   Tessitura Reprise   Salgren Keflavik   Alexander Damian Johnson   Laniq   Calto Rubian   William Benesque   Cadinae Rybic   K   Zaigen Yevitt

  (__)                           ______________/////////////////\
^0  0^------- .__        /_"' // ___________///////////////////
  /|  |   /___\  \    *      '^/    \\\       \\\\\\\\\\\\/
 /OO \ \       / /           <>)

Offline Ghost

  • Prison Convict
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,483
  • Gender: Female
  • Outlier of the forum.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #615 on: March 12, 2012, 05:09:53 PM »
Jair Bjor Lopez: i demand satisfaction D:< *brandishes a trout as if its a weapon* Have at the!!! *swings at you*
Swift Yuki: NEY CITIZEN! FOR I BE A DRAGON! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR
Jair Bjor Lopez: Ah! pulls back and frowns hated foe shall i smite your ruin apon the ground of which you stand!? *pulls out a twohanded blade and grips it tightly in both hands as i suddenly pull my blade back in a ready position and dash toward you * YOUR TIME IS NYE!!
Swift Yuki: Thou shant underestimate thee, citizen.
Jair Bjor Lopez: *?switches blade stance and thrusts blade toward your leg to impale you but at the moment of the attempt i stop and break my charge and circle around you while looking for any weakpoints*
Swift Yuki: *?shrugs and noms* a little chewy but whatever. I'll barf rainbows in an hour.
Jair Bjor Lopez: Singer:and the warrior... hadent known the fate that was in store~ his story shall't ever be told as his life has been now taken ahold ... no more to be no sight...to see
Swift Yuki: ?*barfs rainbows*
----
Swift: 

I have no factionry :P
yougotsingledout

Stephen: 

I am suggesting you make a faction. =P

Swift: 

FINE I'LL MAKE A FACTION
1/2

Stephen: 

Or, I mean, I could do some faction stuff with Lyndan? He kinda has factions too. =P

Swift: 

THERE
I MADE A FACTION
:P

Stephen: 

^_^

Swift: 

wait
I know an even better one

Stephen: 

Dammit Swift! You're not allowed to make me actually laugh!

Swift: 

1/0 >:D

Stephen: 

...
Sits in the corner crying

Swift: 

aww...
« Last Edit: March 14, 2012, 02:52:34 PM by Avalanche »

Offline Queen Bright

  • Subgrounded
  • Everyone
  • Mad Scientist
  • *
  • Posts: 5,727
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #616 on: March 21, 2012, 04:55:09 PM »
1:54:10 PM nekohikaruchan
I haven't figured out what pokemon you'll be yet.
1:54:24 PM Kaleb
A water one XD
1:54:35 PM nekohikaruchan
It has to be some type of dragon
1:54:45 PM Kaleb
Awww
1:55:01 PM nekohikaruchan
...Wait
1:55:04 PM nekohikaruchan
DUH
1:55:07 PM nekohikaruchan
But then I have to beat the game...
1:55:14 PM Kaleb
Raquaaazaaa
1:55:20 PM nekohikaruchan
Black and White the two dragons Reshiram and Zekrom.
1:55:24 PM nekohikaruchan
Reshiram is the White dragon
1:55:25 PM Kaleb
Wait wrong version
1:55:29 PM Kaleb
Haha okay
1:55:30 PM nekohikaruchan
Zekrom is the Black Dragon
1:55:37 PM nekohikaruchan
K2323 = Reshiram?
1:55:51 PM Kaleb
and the other one is Kai
1:55:54 PM nekohikaruchan
http://pokemondb.net/pokedex/reshiram
1:56:20 PM nekohikaruchan
http://pokemondb.net/pokedex/zekrom
1:56:31 PM nekohikaruchan
I got Pokemon Black FOR Reshiram. White dragon is cooler.
1:57:02 PM nekohikaruchan
So you don't get to be a pokemon till I beat the game.
1:57:32 PM nekohikaruchan
And dammit if the legendaries are gonna be the Sage Three... Hikaru just totally got the short end of the stick.
1:58:22 PM nekohikaruchan
http://pokemondb.net/pokedex/victini Only other legendary in Black/White -.-

NerdTests.com says I'm a High Nerd.  Click here to take the Nerd Test, get geeky images and jokes, and write on the nerd forum!

-------------
Characters (In-Play):     Kurai Kuro  Rev  Gen  Rin    Hikari  Relle   Fido  Gwyn(Satya
Characters (Out of Play): 
Races: Phoenix Sages  Gryphon Sages Unicorn Sages  Aetas
Territories:
Kotah & Ezael: Intergalactic Academy
Asura: Records of Time
Rev & Gen: City of Lus
 Gryphon Sages - Aurum

Offline Ghost

  • Prison Convict
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,483
  • Gender: Female
  • Outlier of the forum.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #617 on: March 21, 2012, 05:01:21 PM »
Hikaru, there are THREE dragon types in the Unova who are legendary. You forgot Kyurem :T

K2- mix of water and dragon is Palkia :P

Offline Embodiment of Cringe

  • Prison Convict
  • *****
  • Posts: 1,433
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #618 on: March 22, 2012, 11:32:11 PM »
[22:36] == Slingah [webchat@IndirectIRC-828CDF0F.dhcp.insightbb.com] has joined #shatteredplanes
[22:45] == Dan|Away has changed nick to Dan
[23:17] <~Hikaru> Nothing like a McGangbang for dinner
[23:17] <Dan> lol
[23:17] <~Hikaru> Best combo ever.
[23:24] <~Hikaru>  Why does no one ever come to the IRC anymore?
[23:25] <Dan> because they lost faith in my ability to keep it running, and because you, Jeebus, and K2 stopped coming on, which made this room pointless
[23:25] <~Hikaru> Ah
[23:25] <Dan> so it's really that you guys weren't active
[23:25] <~Hikaru> I was waiting to fix my comp
[23:25] <~Hikaru> Now I can be on all the time
[23:25] <Dan> and still aren't, except you.
[23:26] <Dan> Jeebus and K2 need to get on here, geez
[23:26] <Dan> and start telling people to come on again, lol.
[23:30] <~Hikaru> Kay
[23:30] <~Hikaru> 8:30:41 PM me
[23:30] <~Hikaru> THE IRC IS LONELY
[23:30] <~Hikaru> ^Sent to Nisorin
[23:35] <Slingah> D:
[23:36] <Slingah> Seriously, why do people only talk on the IRC when I'm not paying attention?!
[23:36] <Slingah> D':
[23:37] <Slingah> Someone should slap me with the fishbot every time someone starts talking.
[23:38] <Slingah> Or, better yet...
[23:38] * Slingah slaps Hikaru around a bit with a large fishbot
[23:38] <Slingah> >:D
[23:39] <Slingah> Oh. Silence. My master plan has failed me!
[23:40] * Slingah slaps Slingah around a bit with a large fishbot
[23:40] * Slingah slaps Slingah around a bit with a large fishbot
[23:40] <Slingah> Slingahception!
[23:42] == Slingah has changed nick to a
[23:42] * a slaps ChanServ around a bit with a large fishbot
[23:42] <a> There, now there is no possible way for me to miss a message!
[23:43] <a> Almost every sentence has the letter a!
[23:43] <a> Though the letter S seems to be more prevalent..
[23:43] <a> ):<
[23:44] * a is talking to himself like a madman at this point.
[23:46] <~Hikaru> This sentence does not.
[23:46] * a spews various amounts of curses.
[23:54] <a> I... I'll just go cry in the corner.. ; ^ ;
[23:55] * a sibs at the fact that his amazing plan had failed.
[23:55] <a> er, sobs*
[23:55] == a has changed nick to Slingah
AKA get in here people. >>
« Last Edit: March 22, 2012, 11:54:45 PM by Gunslingah »
TEH WINNAR LOOSER OF TEH SHATTED PLAINS


Offline Orga the Strange

  • Prison Convict
  • *****
  • Posts: 968
  • Gender: Male
  • Turn it off...turn it off...turn it off...
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #619 on: March 23, 2012, 11:53:13 AM »
Dude, you have just changed your name to e. It's the most used letter in the English language.
Kobe Bryant is a product of the myth


Freedom to Love. To Hate
To Laugh. To Rage
To Stay. To Change
To Save. To Kill

Offline K2

  • Leader
  • Anomaly
  • *****
  • Posts: 10,196
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #620 on: March 24, 2012, 08:54:22 PM »
Kaleb: Tomorrow is the last day of my Spring Break [frown]

Peter: omg -_- time goes by so fast!

Peter: mine was over so long ago!

Kaleb: Peter

Kaleb: It was like

Kaleb: Two weeks ago

Peter: yea!

Peter: SO long ago! hahahaaa

Offline Queen Bright

  • Subgrounded
  • Everyone
  • Mad Scientist
  • *
  • Posts: 5,727
  • Gender: Female
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #621 on: March 30, 2012, 02:22:55 AM »
11:26:23 PM lyokogeniuses
hiya
11:26:30 PM lyokogeniuses
:-P
11:26:48 PM lyokogeniuses
so, still got that weirdo fetish of yours?
11:27:02 PM me
...fetish?
11:27:16 PM lyokogeniuses
yeah your fetish for power
11:27:18 PM me
-.-
11:27:28 PM lyokogeniuses
11:27:28 PM me
You're one to talk Mr.Pilsbury Dough Boy
11:27:35 PM lyokogeniuses
wut?
11:27:54 PM lyokogeniuses
btw, which one is better: http://i.imgur.com/wpWou.jpg
11:27:59 PM lyokogeniuses
left or right
11:28:09 PM me
...
11:28:13 PM me
Left
11:28:19 PM lyokogeniuses
Right
11:28:27 PM me
Left
11:28:30 PM lyokogeniuses
D:
11:28:33 PM lyokogeniuses
why left
11:28:38 PM me
Because she's not a fatass
11:28:46 PM lyokogeniuses
she's a twig
11:28:49 PM lyokogeniuses
instead
11:28:50 PM lyokogeniuses
DL
11:28:52 PM lyokogeniuses
D: *
11:28:53 PM me
No she's average
11:29:07 PM lyokogeniuses
thats the skinnest setting
11:29:10 PM me
-.-
11:29:21 PM lyokogeniuses
im serious'

NerdTests.com says I'm a High Nerd.  Click here to take the Nerd Test, get geeky images and jokes, and write on the nerd forum!

-------------
Characters (In-Play):     Kurai Kuro  Rev  Gen  Rin    Hikari  Relle   Fido  Gwyn(Satya
Characters (Out of Play): 
Races: Phoenix Sages  Gryphon Sages Unicorn Sages  Aetas
Territories:
Kotah & Ezael: Intergalactic Academy
Asura: Records of Time
Rev & Gen: City of Lus
 Gryphon Sages - Aurum

Offline Logan

  • Inventor
  • ****
  • Posts: 469
  • Gender: Male
  • It's up to you to keep hope alive.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #622 on: March 30, 2012, 03:29:14 PM »
Me: I think someone broke into my house and stole everything and replaced it with exact copies.

"It's not a question of can or can't. There are some things in life you just do."

Offline Logan

  • Inventor
  • ****
  • Posts: 469
  • Gender: Male
  • It's up to you to keep hope alive.
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #623 on: April 19, 2012, 11:22:25 AM »
Just so we are clear, this is kind of inappropate. I should explain though. I got this message today from what I believe to be a bot. This is how the message went down. If an Admin feels that this should be taken down, then by all means take it down. I just find the chat very funny.

[10:06] gleamingxlovex8: hi .. have we chatted before? 23/female here...you?
[10:09] blackcat124gt: Huh
[10:09] gleamingxlovex8: i'm sorry ..i get to be forgetful at times!! how're you??
[10:10] blackcat124gt: Good. Are you a person or bot? I seem to get bots talking to me alot lately.
[10:10] gleamingxlovex8: what's a bot??
[10:10] blackcat124gt: Computer
[10:10] blackcat124gt: Ever heard of cleverbot?
[10:11] gleamingxlovex8: Just got out of the shower...long day been kind of busy! but i'm feeling naughty! so what's up ..... want to have some fun? ;)
[10:11] blackcat124gt: So you're human?
[10:12] gleamingxlovex8: I need a man that can make me squirt......have u ever made a girl squirt? lolz
[10:12] blackcat124gt: You want to prove you are human?
[10:12] gleamingxlovex8: gonna change my clothes ... want to see ? ;)
[10:12] blackcat124gt: ...
[10:13] gleamingxlovex8: wanna play on cam?
[10:13] blackcat124gt: I don't have functioning cam.
[10:13] gleamingxlovex8: http://mycamcall.com/UHCTSYUT click the gold "Join Free" button at the top of my profile.....k, now fill out ur info ....give it a second to load ..when you get in , I'd love for you to join me in private ....k?
[10:15] blackcat124gt: ...
[10:15] blackcat124gt: Big surprise you are a bot!
[10:16] gleamingxlovex8: i use this site to play on cuz i don't want to be recorded !...this site doesn't allow users to record my webcam! you know?
[10:16] blackcat124gt: Well I can record what is on my desktop. Thus I could record you.
[10:17] gleamingxlovex8: credit card is just to verify your age, you'll get in for free thru my page but you need to verify that you're an adult ...can't show ass and pussy to minors .. u know?
[10:17] blackcat124gt: Computer bots don't have either of those.
[10:17] gleamingxlovex8: let me know when you're done or if you need help ...i'll be gettin' ready for you ..K ? ;)
[10:20] blackcat124gt: Awesome. That will mean when I kill you and rip out your innards and eat them it will be so much better.
[10:20] gleamingxlovex8: ;)
[10:20] blackcat124gt: Bitch I'm going to kill you.
[10:20] gleamingxlovex8: make me your bitch ;)
[10:21] blackcat124gt: I hope to god you are human. That will be awesome!
[10:21] gleamingxlovex8: brb.. 1 second ... got to restart my cam ...u coming?
[10:21] blackcat124gt: I need to know where you live first.
[10:21] gleamingxlovex8: miami
[10:21] blackcat124gt: Do you prefer the knife or the chainsaw.
[10:22] gleamingxlovex8: k ur good let me know when you're in babe..
[10:22] blackcat124gt: Knife or chainsaw?
[10:22] gleamingxlovex8: are you in yet?
[10:22] blackcat124gt: You are a bitch.
[10:22] gleamingxlovex8: make me your bitch ;)
[10:23] blackcat124gt: bitch
[10:23] gleamingxlovex8: make me your bitch ;)
[10:23] blackcat124gt: Whore
[10:23] gleamingxlovex8: I'll be your whore ;)
[10:23] blackcat124gt: Fuck
[10:23] gleamingxlovex8: well hey ..you better give me some "gold" when you're on the site lol..it's like a flirt and I'd love some from you ..k?
[10:24] blackcat124gt: Destiny Awaits Bitch Whore
[10:24] gleamingxlovex8: make me your bitch ;)
[10:24] blackcat124gt: Trigger words huh?
[10:24] gleamingxlovex8: k
[10:24] blackcat124gt: huh?
[10:24] gleamingxlovex8: k
[10:24] blackcat124gt: love
[10:25] gleamingxlovex8: what's taking u soooo long babe im burnin' in here waiting for u .....
[10:26] blackcat124gt: stupid
[10:29] blackcat124gt: Okay I'm bored with you now. Deleting you now retarded hooker on the side of the street.

"It's not a question of can or can't. There are some things in life you just do."

Offline Admiral Regis Hermitage

  • Leader
  • Puppet Master
  • *****
  • Posts: 4,763
  • Gender: Male
  • Brony Captain
    • View Profile
Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #624 on: April 19, 2012, 11:36:23 AM »
/\ I Lol'd
My Characters
Mark Tepper- lvl 5- CEO of Grunder Ind. -
AI Delta- DAIS Director/Anrufe Member
Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye