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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #100 on: June 30, 2010, 11:16:20 PM »
Lolz.

[18:50:10] Iamawhale2323: like I told Hawk
[18:50:13] Iamawhale2323: we're unstoppable
[18:50:24] Gaserlake: GODMODDING!
[18:50:27] Gaserlake: lolz
[18:50:28] Iamawhale2323: brb
[18:50:31] Gaserlake: BOOYAH!
[18:50:40] Gaserlake: GOIGN AWAY FROM THE SCENCE OF THE CRIM!
[18:50:47] Gaserlake: GOING*
[18:50:50] Gaserlake: SCENE*
[18:50:52] Gaserlake: CRIME*

[20:03:16] Gaserlake: So...
[20:03:24] Gaserlake: You want the dead body of every single Aralang?
[20:03:33] Iamawhale2323: sure
[20:03:37] Gaserlake: why?
[20:03:46] Iamawhale2323: to build a toaster.
[20:03:50] Gaserlake: umm....
[20:03:57] Iamawhale2323: a big toaster.
[20:04:25] Gaserlake: uhhh....
[20:04:31] Gaserlake: ok?
[20:04:44] Gaserlake: HOW THE HELL DO YOU BUILD A TOASTER?!
[20:05:04] Iamawhale2323: idk im not an encyclopedia
[20:05:27] Gaserlake: oh...
[20:05:30] Gaserlake: ummm....
[20:05:32] Gaserlake: wow...
[20:05:49] Gaserlake: WHY DO YOU WANT A BIG TOASTER?!
[20:06:14] Iamawhale2323: to make toast, duh
[20:06:20] Gaserlake: ummm...
[20:06:28] Gaserlake: HOW DOES THAT RELATE TO DEAD ARALANG BODIES?!
[20:06:41] Iamawhale2323: thats a stupid question.
[20:06:58] Gaserlake: There is no such thing as a stupid question.... only stupid answers.
[20:07:05] Iamawhale2323: ture/
[20:07:10] Iamawhale2323: *true.
[20:07:52] Gaserlake: so...
[20:07:58] Gaserlake: HOW DOES THAT RELATE TO DEAD ARALANG BODIES?!
[20:08:27] Iamawhale2323: I need something to build the toaster with.
[20:08:33] Gaserlake: ummm...
[20:08:35] Gaserlake: ...
[20:08:39] Gaserlake: ...that's freaky...
[20:08:45] Gaserlake: so...
[20:08:50] Gaserlake: how many bodies is that?
[20:08:56] Iamawhale2323: 405005050505
[20:08:59] Gaserlake: oh...
[20:09:04] Gaserlake: how about 2323?
[20:09:05] Iamawhale2323: and a half
[20:09:08] Gaserlake: a half?
[20:09:10] Gaserlake: umm..
[20:09:11] Iamawhale2323: no
[20:09:16] Gaserlake: that's a lot...
[20:09:21] Gaserlake: so...
[20:09:37] Gaserlake: what would have the ARalangs survive that kind of heat so that they won't catch on fire?
[20:09:50] Iamawhale2323: oh dont get me wrong
[20:09:53] Iamawhale2323: the bodies would be dead
[20:09:58] Gaserlake: I know...
[20:10:03] Gaserlake: but...
[20:10:09] Iamawhale2323: I'll put bugspray on them ahead of time.
[20:10:09] Gaserlake: THERE WOULD BE NO BODIES AFTER A FUCKING FIRE!
[20:10:13] Gaserlake: umm...
[20:10:15] Gaserlake: ok?
[20:10:17] Gaserlake: bugspray?
[20:10:20] Gaserlake: But really...
[20:10:22] Iamawhale2323: yes
[20:10:29] Gaserlake: There wouldn't be a body left ,after a fire.
[20:11:00] Gaserlake: what would have teh bodies survive the heat?
[20:11:07] Gaserlake: so they won't catch on fire?
[20:11:33] Gaserlake: anyway...
[20:11:37] Gaserlake: This is godmodding.
[20:11:39] Gaserlake: And nyxmodding.
[20:11:45] Gaserlake: I'm not approving this AT ALL!
[20:11:52] Iamawhale2323: um
[20:11:55] Iamawhale2323: a toaster?
[20:12:00] Iamawhale2323: is nyxmoding?
[20:12:03] Gaserlake: yes
[20:12:09] Gaserlake: definitely.
[20:12:18] Gaserlake: Especially big ones.
[20:12:24] Gaserlake: ANd you know the number for nyxmodding?
[20:12:29] Gaserlake: 405005050505
[20:12:30] Gaserlake: and a half.
[20:12:38] Gaserlake: so...
[20:12:40] Gaserlake: yeah
[20:13:01] Gaserlake: For godmodding? Don't get me started with that one.
« Last Edit: June 30, 2010, 11:17:21 PM by Gaserlake »

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #101 on: July 01, 2010, 10:43:04 AM »
how am I gonna cook toast now?

elkune15:   This is Ari, she's cool.
radiantARI:   Hey.
Iamawhale2323:   Hi Ari, she's cool.
Iamawhale2323:   I'm K2, I be cool too.
elkune15:   That bullshit.
radiantARI:   Haha. Nice to meet you too, K2.
Iamawhale2323:   You be bullshit.
elkune15:   No u
Iamawhale2323:   no  u
elkune15:   No u
Iamawhale2323:   Gah, fuck, I'm trying to purge fail out of my life.
Iamawhale2323:   I'm too much of  a troll.
elkune15:   Shoot yourself in the face with a rake.


Iamawhale2323:   Go smoke beer, Orph.
elkune15:   Go drink heroin, Kaleb.


elkune15:   So, Ari lemme introduce you to these people.
radiantARI:   Yes. Introductions would be nice.
Iamawhale2323:   You don't want to know us.
Iamawhale2323:   I don't want to know of us.
elkune15:   Hikaru is a shut in, Quiorri is a scene kid, Gamer is Kevin, Lyoko is a moose, Zai is a emotional bitch pants who loves Hikaru, Zombie is awesome, and K2 is a man-whore infested with aids.


elkune15:   This is Ari, she is mah fellow mod on this site.
Iamawhale2323:   Oh, you be mod nao?
nekohikaruchan:   Mod on what site?
elkune15:   This site.
nekohikaruchan:   I see no link or title.
elkune15:   Good.
Iamawhale2323:   You don't deserve it.
« Last Edit: July 01, 2010, 10:53:47 AM by Ocean Palm »

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #102 on: July 03, 2010, 09:17:34 PM »
Michael Farris: Make your move
Michael Farris: Admit defeat
NekoHikaruChan: Um no?
Michael Farris: See I've got you beat
NekoHikaruChan: I'm just thinking of which move to make.
Michael Farris: So Admit defeat
NekoHikaruChan: ...WTF? Just because I'm thinking? I have several moves. I could take your piece and have it be useless or take it another time and keep all my good pieces. Don't think you win just because someone takes a while on a move.
NekoHikaruChan: That just shows you're a novice.
Michael Farris: No. Because you don't look at the big picture
Michael Farris: Look at the board
NekoHikaruChan: I am. And I see I have a bishop, a queen, two knights, two rooks. You have one rook, two bishops and a queen.
Michael Farris: I'll defeat you in the next  7 nmoves I make
NekoHikaruChan: That none can take my king at the moment.
Michael Farris: 7 moves Hikaru
NekoHikaruChan: We'll see.
Michael Farris: Well you fouled it up
Michael Farris: Had you not moved your knight, I would have won with in the next 7
NekoHikaruChan: Riiiiight.
Michael Farris: You win you don't have to approve till tomorrow
NekoHikaruChan: Don't run from this game.
Michael Farris: Not running
Michael Farris: You are winning so far
NekoHikaruChan: You take my knight? So waht
Michael Farris: I just realized I lost
Michael Farris: No way I can win

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #103 on: July 06, 2010, 08:52:04 PM »
Gaserlake: http://shatteredplanes.com/index.php?topic=1169.0
Gaserlake: EPIC!
Kaleb: lol
Kaleb: 69 is in the topic ID

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #104 on: July 06, 2010, 09:09:39 PM »
kivith: It is now official.
kivith: Scorpions. Are. Assholes.
Kaleb: I'm a scorpian
sprotret: ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAN
Kaleb: *scorpion
kivith: You asshole.
Kaleb: :(
sprotret: The Scorpions are a generic band :(
sprotret: HERE I AM
sprotret: But they're okay.
« Last Edit: July 06, 2010, 09:12:20 PM by Ocean Palm »

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #105 on: July 06, 2010, 11:29:47 PM »
(23:20:30) Ocean_Palm sets Hikaru on fire and throws her into the sun.
(23:20:32) L_Rage throws K2 through another wall
(23:20:34) Pokemon_Master_R runs in terror of Hik and Gallows_Gra​ce's combined power
(23:20:40) ShadowHawk: The Veldorians might make some beams of a similar variety
(23:20:47) Ocean_Palm locks L_Rage in a closet.
(23:20:55) L_Rage: If you steal my tech i will find you
(23:21:01) Hikaru stuffs Ocean_Palm up ShadowHawk'​s ass.
(23:21:06) Pokemon_Master_R open's L-Rage's survival closet
(23:21:18) L_Rage Runs away
(23:21:19) Pokemon_Master_R: And again, hik...DONT KILL ME!
(23:21:19) Ocean_Palm stuffs ShadowHawk'​s ass up Hikaru.
(23:21:28) L_Rage: ???
(23:21:44) L_Rage: K2 play nice
(23:21:46) Hikaru: Sadly that made me laugh so hard IRL.
(23:21:51) Ocean_Palm: xD
(23:22:21) Pokemon_Master_R: ...
(23:22:27) L_Rage: Lets vote someone off the IRC
(23:22:30) Pokemon_Master_R: So...You WONT kill us all?
(23:22:38) L_Rage: 1-5 its K2 6 its K2
(23:22:40) Hikaru: Oh god.
(23:22:43) God: L_Rage rolls 1d6 and gets 5.
(23:22:47) Hikaru: blackhawkfu​ry221 8:21 pm
Hikaru
Could someone summon the Embodiment of time?
(23:22:49) Ocean_Palm: I vote Guest has to leave the IRC.
(23:22:53) Ocean_Palm: ROFL
(23:23:08) L_Rage: The Dice have spoken
(23:23:10) Ocean_Palm: EMBODIMENT OF TIME.. I SUMMON YOU!
(23:23:13) L_Rage: K2 leaves
(23:23:15) Ocean_Palm: Fix me a sandwich!
(23:23:20) Hikaru: You need a sacrifice first.
(23:23:24) Hikaru: 2 monsters.
(23:23:24) Ocean_Palm: fuck the dice
(23:23:28) Ocean_Palm: xD
(23:23:31) L_Rage: Hawk?
(23:23:35) Ocean_Palm: 2 Monsters!? Damn!
(23:23:43) L_Rage: can we sacifice him and hiro?
(23:23:45) Ocean_Palm: I only have 3!
(23:23:46) Hikaru: Or HALF your lifepoints.
(23:23:55) Pokemon_Master_R: ...I sacrifice Feral Imp and Baby Dragon. Now where's my Embodiment of Time!?
(23:24:02) Pokemon_Master_R: HEY!
(23:24:02) Hikaru: ...
(23:24:06) Ocean_Palm: xD
(23:24:08) Hikaru: That's Time Wizard
(23:24:08) L_Rage: I will sacrifice K2 and Hikaru
(23:24:11) Pokemon_Master_R: NO ONE SACRIFICES ME!
(23:24:26) L_Rage Raises sword above HikaruXANA
(23:24:26) Hikaru: Wait.. no.
(23:24:34) Hikaru: That would just give you Thousand Year Dragon.
(23:24:37) Ocean_Palm: I sacrifice Hikaru and Hikaru.
(23:24:40) Ocean_Palm: Give me my embodiment.
(23:24:42) Pokemon_Master_R: No...
(23:24:56) L_Rage Kills Hikaru
(23:25:04) Hikaru: I sacrifice L_Rage, Hiro, and Ocean_Palm. Now give me Exodia!
(23:25:06) L_Rage: Where is my prize!!
(23:25:10) Pokemon_Master_R: I sacrificed the Feral Imp with Baby Dragon. They're both monsters. EMBODIMENT OF TIME, NAO!
(23:25:15) Ocean_Palm: ...
(23:25:24) L_Rage: you only need my epicness to summon exodia
(23:25:31) Pokemon_Master_R has ability-Can​not be Sacrificed.
(23:25:40) Ocean_Palm: I sacrifice Orpheus. That must be worth like.. 4 embodiments of time, right?
(23:25:48) Hikaru: No
(23:25:53) Ocean_Palm: 2?
(23:25:54) L_Rage: can we sacrifice Hik and Orph?
(23:25:56) Hikaru: He lost rarity for being out of the wrapper.
(23:25:57) Pokemon_Master_R: Worth a quarter.
(23:26:03) Ocean_Palm: oh
(23:26:07) Ocean_Palm: man
(23:26:22) L_Rage: What happens if we sacrifice Hawk?
(23:26:25) L_Rage: and Hiro
(23:26:35) Hikaru: One way to fix everything.
(23:26:37) Pokemon_Master_R: STOP TRYING TO SACRIFICE ME!
(23:26:44) Ocean_Palm: XD
(23:26:46) L_Rage: NEVER!!!
(23:26:48) Hikaru plays Dark Hole: Effect of sending all monsters on the field to the graveyard.
(23:26:53) Pokemon_Master_R throws a spoon at L-Rage
(23:27:05) Pokemon_Master_R: ACTIVATE:Tr​ap Card!
(23:27:06) L_Rage: Underscore it asshole
(23:27:15) Pokemon_Master_R activates White Hole
(23:27:19) L_Rage Plays: I AM GOD card
(23:27:22) Pokemon_Master_R: And no, I SHALL NOT!
(23:27:31) L_Rage Everyone dies except for Rage
(23:27:37) Hikaru: Damn you trap cards.

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #106 on: July 07, 2010, 10:15:24 PM »
[19:10:27] Gaserlake: Well, this sucks...
[19:10:32] Gaserlake: That leaves Lucifer and the Aralang alone...
[19:10:37] wolfboy2323: lol
[19:10:38] Gaserlake: Aralang: "HELP ME!"
[19:10:41] wolfboy2323: "I wonder if Aralang highschool students dissect sages."
[19:10:45] Gaserlake: rofl

[19:13:49] nekohikaruchan: He's already done 101 ways to torture Hikaru
[19:14:02] Gaserlake: Lolz.
[19:14:08] Gaserlake: I like that book.
[19:14:11] Gaserlake: You should read it some time.
« Last Edit: July 07, 2010, 10:16:04 PM by Gaserlake »

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #107 on: July 09, 2010, 12:21:12 AM »
Nekohikaruchan 9:07 pm
    Yeah well she's not just going to willingly hand over her clothes...That's not Hikaru.
Gaserlake 9:08 pm
    hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
    I'm thinking as I type.
    I'll just beam the clothes on... maybe...
    beaming ftw.
Nekohikaruchan 9:09 pm
    Have to beam the first set off
Gaserlake 9:09 pm
    ...
    omg
    I'm aware of that.
    This is why I wanted to skip the declothing part.
    So goddamn awkward.

Gaserlake 9:16 pm
        No matter how strong the scanners are, whether it picks up anything suspicious with the cross or not, they would have to take it away.
    Nekohikaruchan 9:16 pm
        Hmmm
        I really, really don't want to post doing this, but I guess desperate times come for desperate measures...
        Cross is gonna go somewhere.
    Gaserlake 9:17 pm
        ummm..
        where?
    Nekohikaruchan 9:17 pm
      :P
    Gaserlake 9:17 pm
        Oh.. my... God...

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #108 on: July 09, 2010, 12:44:24 AM »
I KEEL J00!

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #109 on: July 09, 2010, 06:05:28 PM »
NinjaFurtle 3:02 pm
    :D F
    :D
Nekohikaruchan 3:02 pm
    ?
NinjaFurtle 3:03 pm
    I HAS PHOTOSHOP
    AND I LOVEOOOEOEOEOOEOE YOOOU
    *dances around*
Nekohikaruchan 3:03 pm
    You'll hate me when CS6 comes out and I refuse to get you the upgrade out of laziness.
NinjaFurtle 3:03 pm
    D:
    GASP
    So cruel ;w;

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #110 on: July 09, 2010, 06:05:47 PM »
lolol

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #111 on: July 10, 2010, 09:53:37 PM »
    Mmm
    Taco meat quesadilla
    With cayenne pepper sauce, AND buffalo sauce.
    Mmmm spicy
    You know you have issues when you can actually DRINK hot sauce straight.
Hikaru 9:44 pm
    Especially buffalo sauce...
NinjaFurtle 9:44 pm
    o___O
Hikaru 9:44 pm
    REALLY spicy
    I need to get more of that...
NinjaFurtle 9:45 pm
    Lawl
Hikaru 9:45 pm
    Only been a month and between my sister and I we've drained the bottle.
NinjaFurtle 9:45 pm
    xD
Hikaru 9:45 pm
    The cayenne pepper is good too.
    OH and have you ever mixed buffalo and tobasco?
    It's good in ramen
    Makes it reaaaaaaaally spicy
NinjaFurtle 9:45 pm
    You and Ethan would get along really well
    He is obsessed with tabasco sause
    sauce
    IT GOES FUCKING EVERYWHERE
    LIKE WTF.
Hikaru 9:46 pm
    I like Buffalo better.
    Buffalo on eggs
NinjaFurtle 9:46 pm
    o__o
Hikaru 9:46 pm
    Buffalo on just a piece of bread
    Buffalo on chicken
    Buffalo on tortillas
    Buffalo on french fries
NinjaFurtle 9:46 pm
    I thought about drinking tobasco sauce
Hikaru 9:46 pm
    Buffalo mixed with ranch
NinjaFurtle 9:46 pm
    hen I gret cravings
    BUFFALO RANCH
Hikaru 9:46 pm
    Mixing the two
NinjaFurtle 9:46 pm
    IS BUFFALO RANCH
Hikaru 9:47 pm
    Yeah
NinjaFurtle 9:47 pm
    Lool

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #112 on: July 12, 2010, 10:12:40 PM »
Nekohikaruchan 7:08 pm
    OMG
    Blackcat lives in your state?
kivith 7:08 pm
    WAT
Nekohikaruchan 7:08 pm
    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1394833&id=1367439667#!/blackcat124gt
kivith 7:08 pm
    OH GOD NO
    BUURN
    BUUURn
    BUUUUURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
Nekohikaruchan 7:09 pm
    That's fucking hilarious.
kivith 7:09 pm
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    BURN
    FREEZE
    THEN BURN AGAIN

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #113 on: July 13, 2010, 06:02:50 PM »
 (17:30:08) Pokemon_Master_R: Those work, UnSteller.
(17:30:11) UnStellar: Cosmic, delectable.
(17:30:21) UnStellar: I can play both sides, and run all day.
(17:30:26) UnStellar: I am...
(17:30:26) Hikaru: Lol
(17:30:28) Pokemon_Master_R: ...Yeah, your better at adjectives. XD
(17:30:32) UnStellar strikes dramatic pose,
(17:30:36) UnStellar: ADJECTIVE BOY.
(17:30:38) GenesisKing: Available channels: Public, Roleplay, Other, [Pokemon_Master_R]
(17:30:44) Hikaru: . . .
(17:30:52) Pokemon_Master_R punts Hik into a corner
(17:30:56) Hikaru tries to keep from laughing.
(17:30:59) Hikaru fails.
(17:31:16) UnStellar: I will gurl linguistic lances at you!
(17:31:26) UnStellar: I can joust verbally for hours!
(17:31:28) Pokemon_Master_R: Gurl?
(17:31:41) UnStellar: DO NOT QUESTION MY AUTHORITAAY.
(17:31:54) Pokemon_Master_R: ...I question your authority.
(17:31:57) UnStellar punts red into corner, under the box of shame.
(17:32:32) Pokemon_Master_R catches foot, and punches a Key Lime Pie into UnSteller's face
(17:32:51) UnStellar: OH NO! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!
(17:32:52) Pokemon_Master_R: And I am his nemesis...
(17:33:02) Pokemon_Master_R: PIE GUY.
(17:33:07) UnStellar shrivels and grows weak, gagging uncontrollably.
(17:34:33) Pokemon_Master_R: ...We need to make a series out of this.
(17:34:44) Pokemon_Master_R: Adjective Kid Vs. Pie Guy!
(17:34:50) Pokemon_Master_R: The grand battles!
(17:35:26) UnStellar: It has potential.
(17:35:32) UnStellar: I see a web comic.
(17:35:36) Pokemon_Master_R: YES
(17:35:41) Pokemon_Master_R: Can you draw?
(17:35:47) Pokemon_Master_R: Because I suck at it.
(17:36:16) UnStellar: No, I can write but drawing is somethin I could never do well.
(17:36:20) UnStellar looks over at Hikaru.
(17:36:32) Pokemon_Master_R looks as well
(17:36:40) Pokemon_Master_R: Pweeeeaaaaaaase?
(17:36:52) Pokemon_Master_R gets big, round, shiny eyes
(17:38:50) Hikaru: ?
(17:38:59) Hikaru: I'm looking for a site and can't find it.
(17:39:15) Hikaru: It was a writing site and had this whole list of actions. Like "Glares, Glowers, Scowls, Frowns," etc but had them all.
(17:39:21) Hikaru: I neeed it for something
(17:39:47) Pokemon_Master_R: We were asking if ou'd maybe kinda please draw the adventures of Adjective Kid Vs Pie Guy. :3
(17:40:04) Pokemon_Master_R: Since neither of us can draw.
(17:40:16) Hikaru: ...I don't do comedy.
(17:40:18) UnStellar: We'd write the scripts.
(17:40:21) UnStellar: AWWWW
(17:40:28) Pokemon_Master_R: PLEASE?
(17:40:44) Pokemon_Master_R: You can make your own characters and stuff...:3
(17:41:10) UnStellar: Absolutely.
(17:41:22) UnStellar: Some pink haired badass who is always better than us.
(17:41:27) UnStellar: Oh.
(17:41:27) UnStellar: I has idea!
(17:41:30) UnStellar: For series!
(17:41:33) UnStellar: Bwaha!
(17:41:36) Pokemon_Master_R: YAY!
(17:41:50) Pokemon_Master_R: PIE GUY, TO THE NOT-RESCUE!
(17:44:02) UnStellar: ADJECTIVE MAN, SLINGING OUT VERBAL JUSTICE!
(17:44:08) Pokemon_Master_R: ...WELL, TELL THE IDEA!
(17:44:12) Pokemon_Master_R: :D
(17:44:14) UnStellar: Actuslly, we should make him Dictionary Man.
(17:44:23) Pokemon_Master_R: No.
(17:44:32) Pokemon_Master_R: Dictionary Man is his boss.
(17:44:39) UnStellar: He's like, a grammar nazi who sees improper grammar as a crime.
(17:44:52) Pokemon_Master_R: YEAH
(17:44:56) Hikaru: ...
(17:45:01) Hikaru is locked up for comma overuse.
(17:45:10) Pokemon_Master_R: XD
(17:45:13) UnStellar: And Pie man is a dyslexic man with a lisp and never learned to spell.
(17:45:23) UnStellar: Hence, the rivalry.
(17:45:30) Pokemon_Master_R: And a love of Pies!
(17:45:37) UnStellar: Yes!
(17:46:03) UnStellar: And Dictionary man had a traumatic experience with pie at a young age, and has a weakness to all of them!
(17:46:11) Pokemon_Master_R: But Dictionary Man must be Adjective Kid's competent boss. So we can still have Adjective Kid.
(17:46:17) Pokemon_Master_R: YES
(17:46:24) UnStellar: Adjective Kid is the sidekick!
(17:46:30) Pokemon_Master_R: YES
(17:46:33) UnStellar high fives Red.
(17:46:48) ShadowHawk: Dark
(17:46:50) Pokemon_Master_R high fives UnSteller
(17:47:04) Pokemon_Master_R: HAWK, WE'RE MAKING COMEDY!
(17:47:52) UnStellar: DO NOT DISTURB US.
(17:48:23) Pokemon_Master_R: LEST YOU INCUR THE WRATH OF PIE GUY!
(17:48:33) Hikaru: ...Oh dear god
(17:48:43) Hikaru: Next you'll be singing the American Pie song, huh?
(17:48:54) UnStellar: Dictionary Man is the weird one who sees improper grammar as a crime, and is terrified of pie,
(17:48:58) Pokemon_Master_R: ...GENIUS!
(17:49:14) Pokemon_Master_R: HIK, YOU ARE A GENIUS!
(17:49:20) UnStellar: And Adjectve Kid is the normal one who just hates Key Lime Pie.
(17:49:27) Pokemon_Master_R: XD
(17:49:42) Pokemon_Master_R: Now Pie Guy needs a henchman.
(17:49:56) Pokemon_Master_R: Thats the evil word for sidekick.
(17:49:58) UnStellar: Kookie Kid.,
(17:50:01) Pokemon_Master_R: :D
(17:50:23) UnStellar high fives Red again.
(17:50:30) Pokemon_Master_R: No, maybe something that has to do with Muffins?
(17:50:42) Pokemon_Master_R high fives UnSteller again
(17:50:57) Pokemon_Master_R: Since muffins are pie-ish?
(17:51:00) UnStellar: ohohohoh, one of Pie Guy's friends can be the evil Muffin Man!
(17:51:11) Pokemon_Master_R: YES!
(17:51:23) Pokemon_Master_R: IT ALL MAKES SENSE!
(17:51:30) UnStellar: Who lives on cherry lane and has an OCD tendency to sing the song when he's ner vous or sexually aroused.
(17:51:38) Hikaru: . . .
(17:51:44) Pokemon_Master_R: XD
(17:51:47) Hikaru: What's next the gingerbread damsel in distress?
(17:51:54) Pokemon_Master_R: Hik, you know you wanna draw it for us...
(17:51:57) Pokemon_Master_R: YES!
(17:52:08) Pokemon_Master_R: YOU KNOOOOOW YOU WAAAAANT TOOOOO!
(17:52:08) UnStellar: No, he has an army of Gingerbread robot henchmen!
(17:52:20) Pokemon_Master_R: YES!
(17:52:28) UnStellar: OH OH OH!
(17:52:32) Hikaru: I am not drawing a hillbilly pie person fighting a book worm.
(17:52:32) Hikaru: NO
(17:52:36) UnStellar: WE WILL CALL HIS ARMY!
(17:52:38) UnStellar: You ready for this one?
(17:52:47) Pokemon_Master_R: TELL US!
(17:52:53) UnStellar: "Sweet and Power"!
(17:52:58) Hikaru: .........
(17:53:08) Pokemon_Master_R is blown away by the awesomeness
(17:53:12) Hikaru: God now K2 is on
(17:53:16) Hikaru: Perfect damn timing
(17:53:16) Pokemon_Master_R: And Yes, Hik, YOU WILL!
(17:53:32) Pokemon_Master_R: Besides...Pie Guy isn't a Hillbilly.
(17:53:38) Pokemon_Master_R: He lives in a city.
(17:53:44) UnStellar: He's just special.
(17:53:49) Pokemon_Master_R: XD
(17:53:58) UnStellar: Dyslexic.

AND IT IS SAVED!
Do you have what it takes to change your destiny, to defy FATE itself?
Let us test the limits of your abilities, and see if you have the WILL to do what no one else tries.

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #114 on: July 15, 2010, 10:26:49 PM »
[21:26] England: I disinfected it. I SHALL NOW FEAST ON URANUS
The world is a mess..and I just need to..rule it.

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« Reply #115 on: July 18, 2010, 08:18:09 PM »
Gaserlake 5:12 pm
    maybe...
    shit!
    how can I get my Fighter back in there?
    I can't use tractor beams.
Nekohikaruchan 5:12 pm
    Push it
Gaserlake 5:12 pm
    ...
    it probably partially buried itself into the ground, considering it's in the meadows.
Nekohikaruchan 5:12 pm
    Lol
    Stuck
Gaserlake 5:13 pm
    yeah...
    SHIT
    PUSH!

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #116 on: July 19, 2010, 01:32:02 AM »
armada786112 is available 11:34 pm
It's over. No more music. EVER. 2h and 19m ago

zaikanata 11:35 pm
    So I see you finally listened to a Justin Bieber song. Yeah, I know. I thought the same thing too my first time.
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    oh fuck off
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #117 on: July 19, 2010, 10:30:48 AM »
Kaleb: so, whats up? been reaping any jedi lately?
jedireaper7: Maybe
jedireaper7: lol
Kaleb: maybe? You don't know?
Kaleb: What, you sleepreap or something?
jedireaper7: Nope
jedireaper7: Ha ha
jedireaper7: Yeah
jedireaper7: I ahve been killin' jedi in the EU lol
Kaleb: lol
jedireaper7: I am the Jedi Reaper a feared Jedi hunter
Kaleb: ...and by that, you mean you've been playing around with a broom in your basement getting your girlfriend to pretend to be the jedi?

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« Reply #118 on: July 19, 2010, 06:52:39 PM »
Hawkeye: K2
Kaleb: Yes?
Hawkeye: You are so dead

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #119 on: July 19, 2010, 07:34:00 PM »
Dude, what'd you do to piss him off so much?
Seeing the world through a child's eyes is truly a unique experience. It helps you to retrieve that sense of awe, magic and wonder that you lost as you lost your innocence. Tell me, when was the last time that you thought of those childhood dreams? You know, the ones that you used to spend all your time wondering and fantasizing about? Have you forgotten them so easily? Have you forgotten what it felt like to see something for the first time, to see the magic in the mundane? Everyone says you should take the time to 'Stop and smell the roses'. But you should also take the time to look for the fairies, embrace the wind and enjoy the rain. Just once today, stop for a moment and look into that little piece of nature you pass everyday. Perhaps you may see something you did not notice before.

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« Reply #120 on: July 19, 2010, 07:37:04 PM »
um, blew up one of his ships after he attacked me lol

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« Reply #121 on: July 19, 2010, 10:43:16 PM »
ShadowHawk: My idea was a Paxan with a profiency for both Bellicus and Imbellis style magics who is half sage.

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« Reply #122 on: July 19, 2010, 11:14:16 PM »

Kaleb: Hawkeye: Hey
Hawkeye: You want someone to train Aria?
Kaleb: Miley Cyrus?
Hawkeye: Ju
Kaleb: oh, then no.
Hawkeye: He is looking for an apprentice after all
Hawkeye: Well Ju could conjure a Miley Cyrus clone
Hawkeye: Give it magic, and have it train Aria

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« Reply #123 on: July 20, 2010, 12:13:21 AM »
[21:11:23] Gaserlake: 9:11
[21:11:26] Gaserlake: it's 9:11
[21:11:30] Gaserlake: time for me to terrorize Lesh.
[21:11:35] Gaserlake: :D
[21:11:36] nekohikaruchan: Oh
[21:11:43] nekohikaruchan: Nice timing.

[21:11:45] Gaserlake: It's 9:11
[21:11:51] Gaserlake: Time for me to terrorize Lesh.
[21:12:33] nisorinlertis: ? 12:13 here.
[21:12:34] nisorinlertis: =]
[21:12:39] Gaserlake: SHIT!

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« Reply #124 on: July 20, 2010, 04:08:06 PM »
[12:56:13] nekohikaruchan: First I'm doing dream thing.
[12:56:16] nekohikaruchan: Then he can post.
[12:56:19] Gaserlake: k
[12:56:28] Gaserlake: Dream: OMG! FLYING MUSHROOMS!
[12:56:46] Gaserlake: Dream: OMFG! K2's WALKING FRENCH FRIES!
[12:57:00] nekohikaruchan: ...
[12:57:07] nekohikaruchan: K2 has a fear of French Fries..
[12:57:11] Gaserlake: I know.
[12:57:15] Gaserlake: that's just stupid.
[12:57:18] Gaserlake: I mean, yeah.
[12:57:22] Gaserlake: wtf?
[12:57:29] nekohikaruchan: I wonder if he fears potato chips...
[12:57:45] Gaserlake: hmmm...
[12:57:51] Gaserlake: 101 ways to torture K2.
[12:58:02] Gaserlake: #1 way: Shove french fries down his throat.
[12:58:31] Gaserlake: K2: OMG! THEY"RE IN ME! I"M GONNA DIE!
[12:58:35] nekohikaruchan: #2: Dress him in a french fry costume and chain him in front of a mirror.
[12:58:40] Gaserlake: Gaser: Relax! I'm only desensitizing you!
[12:58:51] Gaserlake: rofl
[12:59:02] Gaserlake: no
[12:59:11] Gaserlake: put him in a room full of mirrors.
[12:59:36] Gaserlake: #3: Make french fries his only ration.
[13:00:46] nekohikaruchan: #4: Put him in a room made entirely of french fries.
[13:01:12] Gaserlake: #5: Attack him with french fries.
[13:01:21] nekohikaruchan: French Fry Spell!
[13:01:23] Gaserlake: lol
[13:01:26] nekohikaruchan: I am so using that in the tournament.
[13:01:28] Gaserlake: ROFL
[13:01:29] Gaserlake: OMG
[13:01:45] Gaserlake: omg...
[13:01:51] Gaserlake: I thought of the dirtiest way ever...
[13:01:53] Gaserlake: WHY?!
[13:01:57] nekohikaruchan: Lol
[13:02:04] Gaserlake: #6: Turn his dick into a french fry. >>
[13:02:12] nekohikaruchan: LMFAO
[13:02:35] nekohikaruchan: Turn his staff into a french fry.
[13:02:41] nekohikaruchan: Free Genesis Staff.
[13:02:46] Gaserlake: lol
[13:03:32] Gaserlake: #7: Turn his spell book into a french fry.
[13:03:43] Gaserlake: well, #8.
[13:04:22] nekohikaruchan: Turn Japan into a French Fry.
[13:05:02] Gaserlake: #9: The attacks that are ONLY sent towards Hikaru would be turned into french fries.
[13:05:09] Gaserlake: that would piss him off.
[13:05:14] nekohikaruchan: LOL