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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #175 on: August 04, 2010, 08:46:58 PM »
You can say that again. :P

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« Reply #176 on: August 04, 2010, 10:16:52 PM »
nekohikaruchan 7:12 pm
    I'm being highly tempted to go swimming with my cousins daughters that just came by...
    I mean we have a pool....but
    Agh.
    ENTERTAIN ME
NinjaFurtle 7:12 pm
    Go swimming
nekohikaruchan 7:12 pm
    ...Oh sure
    "I'll just stay here... in the shallow end..."
    "You know... where I can just sit."
NinjaFurtle 7:13 pm
    xD
nekohikaruchan 7:13 pm
    And then my stomach cramps up in the pool...thanks to the DP
    Or....I start farting in the pool
NinjaFurtle 7:14 pm
    and diarrhea squirts
nekohikaruchan 7:14 pm
    Forget the pool
    AAAAAAAAAGH
NinjaFurtle 7:14 pm
    xD
NinjaFurtle 7:15 pm
    xD
nekohikaruchan 7:16 pm
    Besides. I don't even know where my bathing suit is
    Probably some box
    Shoved into a corner
nekohikaruchan 7:16 pm
    With dust filling up the bottom.
    And moths eating up the material
NinjaFurtle 7:17 pm
    ...
    xDDD
nekohikaruchan 7:17 pm
    ...And oh dear
    I think this soda does something else
    I'm getting kinda... hyper
NinjaFurtle 7:17 pm
    DIARRHEA
    AND HYPER
    AND OMFG
    xD
nekohikaruchan 7:17 pm
    LOL NO WAY
NinjaFurtle 7:18 pm
    XD
« Last Edit: August 04, 2010, 10:20:12 PM by Hikaru »

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #177 on: August 04, 2010, 11:23:11 PM »
I was scared. Epicly. For my life.

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« Reply #178 on: August 04, 2010, 11:46:47 PM »
nekohikaruchan 8:42 pm
    One more day...
    Just have to survive Thursday
    And RPing again!
nekohikaruchan 8:42 pm
    *twitch*
NinjaFurtle 8:43 pm
    xD
nekohikaruchan 8:43 pm
    I hear them in there...
    Popping open MY Dr.Peppers
NinjaFurtle 8:43 pm
    ...
    >>
nekohikaruchan 8:43 pm
    I gave my sister my $5 and I'm like. "We haven't had soda in ages. Go buy soda."
    then they come over...
    Damn them
NinjaFurtle 8:43 pm
    Lol
nekohikaruchan 8:44 pm
    She better replace everything they drink
    THAT WAS MY MONEY
NinjaFurtle 8:44 pm
    xD
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« Reply #179 on: August 05, 2010, 06:06:13 AM »
Merku says:
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« Reply #180 on: August 05, 2010, 09:33:01 PM »
nekohikaruchan 6:29 pm
    Also, I know you probably enjoyed the peace from hearing this.
    But... all good things must come to an end.
    YOUR POST
Gaserlake 6:29 pm
    FUCK!
    NOOOOOOOO!
    damn

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« Reply #181 on: August 05, 2010, 10:43:34 PM »
zaikanata 10:41 pm
    FH has a lot of defenses.
    ... WOW.
    DID I SERIOUSLY DO THAT
blackhawkfury221 10:41 pm
    Yeah
zaikanata 10:42 pm
    FUNNY CHATLOG TIME
blackhawkfury221 10:42 pm
    No
    More like Stupid Chat Log time
zaikanata 10:42 pm
    Stupid = funny




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blackhawkfury221 10:45 pm
    Has katherine ever dated?
    Yes or No?
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« Reply #182 on: August 05, 2010, 10:58:07 PM »
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #183 on: August 05, 2010, 10:59:46 PM »

wolfboy2323 7:55 pm
    when you think about it, it makes sense..
nekohikaruchan 7:55 pm
    ?
wolfboy2323 7:55 pm
    Dabbled in the powers of, trespassed on things that weren't his, locking forces he had no right to lock.
    He's right to think he slept with Time.
nekohikaruchan 7:56 pm
    ...I hate you.
wolfboy2323 7:56 pm
    xD
nekohikaruchan 7:56 pm
    She's in a child form right now...
wolfboy2323 7:56 pm
    ...
nekohikaruchan 7:56 pm
    So you just called your character a pedo.
wolfboy2323 7:57 pm
    And now I deleted the post
    xD

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« Reply #184 on: August 05, 2010, 11:10:54 PM »
WTF....Doesnt suprise me
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« Reply #185 on: August 05, 2010, 11:12:26 PM »
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« Reply #186 on: August 05, 2010, 11:12:51 PM »
kidding!
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #187 on: August 05, 2010, 11:13:05 PM »
kay

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« Reply #188 on: August 05, 2010, 11:34:44 PM »
Lol. Well, considering that K2 (IC) is insane, or at least what Hikaru said... eh... sorta predictable. Lolz.

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« Reply #189 on: August 06, 2010, 01:52:25 AM »

nekohikaruchan 10:47 pm
    "Jody Richards Hello there miss thang. What's up w/ you lately, Birthday is coming soon. whacha want?"
    Is it bad I don't know the answer to that?
NinjaFurtle 10:48 pm
    You don't know what you want for your birthday?
nekohikaruchan 10:48 pm
    No
    This is the big 2-0...too
NinjaFurtle 10:48 pm
    Clothes?
nekohikaruchan 10:48 pm
    Ew, no.
NinjaFurtle 10:48 pm
    Have her let you pick them out
nekohikaruchan 10:48 pm
    No. I mean who the hell asks for clothes?
    Not me.
NinjaFurtle 10:48 pm
    Well
    I do
    >>
nekohikaruchan 10:49 pm
    *cough*girly-girl*
NinjaFurtle 10:49 pm
    Do you even know what clothes I get? No >>
    You could get the stuff you like
nekohikaruchan 10:49 pm
    It's still clothes for a holiday. That's like... um. If they're gonna buy me something, then make it something I don't 'need,' but 'want.'
nekohikaruchan 10:49 pm
    Fuck clothes shopping. Anyone that can spend 5 hours looking at shoes and shirts, can die.

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« Reply #190 on: August 06, 2010, 02:59:59 AM »
nekohikaruchan 11:54 pm
    (23:56:12) Hikaru: Zai (OF COURSE.) K2, or Orph. Taylor's gonna kill me..but she'd be after that.
NinjaFurtle 11:54 pm
    Huh?
nekohikaruchan 11:55 pm
    He asked this.
    (23:52:38) UnStellar: Pop quiz, if you could meet one single member from SP in reality for a full day, who would you pick?
NinjaFurtle 11:55 pm
    ....
    YOU'D MEET ORPH BEFORE ME!?
nekohikaruchan 11:55 pm
    (23:55:18) UnStellar: And it;s a three-way tie for me, between Zai, Hiro, and Taylor.
NinjaFurtle 11:55 pm
    MWAHA
nekohikaruchan 11:55 pm
    Well... kinda, since he's more insane
NinjaFurtle 11:55 pm
    .......
    DO NOT SPEAKITH TO ME.
nekohikaruchan 11:56 pm
    Fine
    Meeting Orph would be meeting you anyways
    Since by then you two'd be an item.
NinjaFurtle 11:56 pm
    NO
    D<
nekohikaruchan 11:56 pm
    But what kind of item...
    For some reason I picture a candlestick
NinjaFurtle 11:57 pm
    ...
    A candlestick.
    ....
nekohikaruchan 11:57 pm
    Yes. A candlestick.
NinjaFurtle 11:57 pm
    ...Really
    A candlestick.
    Why not a condom?
nekohikaruchan 11:57 pm
    LOL

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #191 on: August 06, 2010, 03:02:37 AM »
I'll show you Orph's candlestick. ;D

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« Reply #192 on: August 06, 2010, 03:03:21 AM »
No, please God, no!
There is only so much pain that can be taken before the bonds and chains of sanity are forsaken
It is in these lonesome times that we reach towards the light sublime
And from that light we pull the resolution of our time
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« Reply #193 on: August 06, 2010, 03:03:49 AM »
(01:02:35) Zak cringes from mental image of Orph having intercourse

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« Reply #194 on: August 06, 2010, 03:06:44 AM »
(01:06:09) Zak: How can I like yet hate Orph?
(01:06:17) Zak: And how is that a fetish?

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« Reply #195 on: August 06, 2010, 03:07:38 AM »
BACK OFF.

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« Reply #196 on: August 06, 2010, 03:10:32 AM »
(01:09:04) Zak screams
(01:09:04) Zumi: You look a little old to be a school girl.
(01:09:09) Zumi tackles Zak
(01:09:10) Zak: AHHHHHHHH!!​!!!!
(01:09:18) UnStellar thinks that Taylor + Orph + Zak = is the king of all awkward lemons fics.
(01:09:25) Zumi: ...LOL

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« Reply #197 on: August 06, 2010, 03:58:25 AM »
YUMMY.

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« Reply #198 on: August 06, 2010, 03:59:25 AM »
nekohikaruchan 12:47 am
    For whenever you get on tomorrow. YOU LOSE!
grimabel 12:48 am
    Lose waat
nekohikaruchan 12:48 am
    ...
    You're on?
grimabel 12:48 am
    ;D
nekohikaruchan 12:49 am
    The rp, whatever.
    Most people don't come alive when they seem offline...
    WTF
grimabel 12:49 am
    I downloaded a copy of my personality into my computer.
nekohikaruchan 12:50 am
    Oh I see. So you're Orph's computer. Well Orph's computer, how is it going with Orph's desk, and his chair? Taylor wants to know.
grimabel 12:50 am
    They're fighting like rabbits.
    Fighting?
    I meant fucking.
    OH YEAH CHAIR AND DESK PORN
    SO HOT
    STROKE MY HARDRIVE
    OOOHH YEEEAAH
nekohikaruchan 12:53 am
    So where's the real Orph?
grimabel 12:53 am
    Fuck.
    He woke up.
    And on.
    Sorry.
    PC!Orph is a douche.
    What do you want?

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« Reply #199 on: August 06, 2010, 04:02:57 AM »
You took him away from me, now I'm cold. Betch.