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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #50 on: March 07, 2010, 07:32:48 PM »
Iamawhale2323 5:27 pm
    I AM ALIVE
nekohikaruchan 5:27 pm
    -.-
Iamawhale2323 5:27 pm
    I mean dead
nekohikaruchan 5:27 pm
    NOT FUNNY
Iamawhale2323 5:27 pm
    Actually it was pretty funny
    xD
 Iamawhale2323 is available 5:27 pm
nekohikaruchan 5:27 pm
    No. Because I actually believed it.
Iamawhale2323 5:27 pm
    xD

What he sent when he signed off. -.-

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #51 on: March 14, 2010, 05:12:59 PM »
Gaserlake: Here's a nice institution for you...
Gaserlake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related
Iamawhale2323: ..thats a rick roll, isnt it?
Gaserlake: No.
Iamawhale2323: DAMNIT
Iamawhale2323: Fell for it\
Gaserlake: lolz
Gaserlake: EPIC FAIL!
Gaserlake: You suspected it, and you fell for it.
Iamawhale2323: lol
Gaserlake: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!
Iamawhale2323: oh shi
Iamawhale2323: t

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #52 on: March 14, 2010, 05:14:15 PM »

[17:05] Iamawhale2323: WE ARE GENERALLY FAMILIAR OF THE MATTER THAT IS THE EMOTION CALLED LOVE
[17:05] Iamawhale2323: YOU ARE AWARE AND HAVE A COMPRAHENSION IN SOME MATTER OF THE RULES OF THIS EMOTION, AS DO I.
[17:05] Iamawhale2323: A FULL PROMISE OF LIFE AND DEVOTION FOR ALL TIME WHICH CAN NOT BE BROKEN BY EITHER PARTY IS WHAT MY MIND IS CURRENTLY OCCUPYING ITSELF WITH.
[17:05] Iamawhale2323: THIS WOULD NOT BE PRESENTLY DISPLAYED TO YOU AT ANY TIME FROM ANY OTHER MALE WHO YOU MIGHT MATE WITH
[17:06] Iamawhale2323: I SIMPLY WISH TO CONVEY MY INNER-FEELINGS IN AN ORAL MANNER..
[17:06] Iamawhale2323: TO DO THIS IS TO PUT A THOUGHT INTO YOUR MIND SIMILAR TO ONE I CURRENTLY AM THINKING AND WILL ALLOW YOU COMPREHENSION..
[17:06] Iamawhale2323: NEVER GOING TO GIVE YOU UP FROM WHERE YOU ARE, NEVER GOING TO LET YOU FALL FROM YOUR UPWARD POSSISTION
[17:06] Iamawhale2323: NEVER GOING TO RUN AT A VERY FAST PACE AND LEAVE YOU BEHIND
[17:06] Iamawhale2323:  NEVER GOING TO MAKE YOU EXCERT TEARS AS THE RESULT OF SADNESS CAUSING HEAT ON YOUR FACE, NEVER GOING TO DISPLAY A FAREWELL AS I LEAVE.
[17:06] Iamawhale2323: NEVER GOING TO TELL YOU A STATEMENT WHICH HAS NO ACURACY TO IT AND HURT YOU.
[17:06] Gaserlake: ...
[17:06] Iamawhale2323: dun dun dun dun dun...
[17:07] Iamawhale2323: (give you up)
[17:07] Iamawhale2323: dun dun, dun dun..
[17:07] Gaserlake: There is a mental institute around the block...
[17:07] Gaserlake: I've heard it's fun.
[17:07] Iamawhale2323: You have just been Rolled-By-The-Male-Named-Rick
[17:08] Iamawhale2323: now if you excuse me im gonna go rickroll Hawk
[17:08] Gaserlake: Here's a nice institution for you...
[17:09] Gaserlake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related
[17:09] Iamawhale2323: ..thats a rick roll, isnt it?
[17:09] Gaserlake: No.
[17:09] Iamawhale2323: DAMNIT
[17:09] Iamawhale2323: Fell for it\


[17:10] Iamawhale2323: Hey Hawk, wanna see the promo for GE Season 5?
[17:10] Hawkeye: Sure.
[17:10] Iamawhale2323: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related
[17:10] Hawkeye: You post on Pax
[17:10] Hawkeye: Once I have Kyle set up camp there okay?
[17:10] Hawkeye: Why you little
[17:11] Iamawhale2323: xD
[17:11] Hawkeye: *grinds Anrufe territories to dust*
[17:11] Iamawhale2323: xD

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #53 on: March 14, 2010, 09:52:53 PM »
Gaserlake: Check out this video.
Gaserlake: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related
blackhawkfury221: Promise it isn't a rick roll
blackhawkfury221: It is. Well lucky me. Guess what?
Gaserlake: YOU DID LOOK AT IT!
Gaserlake: lolz
blackhawkfury221: For a moment.
Gaserlake: That doesn't matter.
Gaserlake: There's text saying you got rick-rolled.
blackhawkfury221: Oh and now you must approve Narasan Atoros. I made him
Gaserlake: YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!
blackhawkfury221: Uh how?
Gaserlake: You don't get it.
blackhawkfury221: No I don't
Gaserlake: That's the point. :D
blackhawkfury221: Gaser, approve my character.
Gaserlake: Alright, fine. I'll have a look at it.
« Last Edit: March 14, 2010, 09:54:58 PM by MEH! »

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #54 on: March 20, 2010, 09:30:04 PM »
nekohikaruchan 6:19 pm
    Oh right.
    http://nekohikaruchan.livejournal.com/2037.html
    Expect Reviews soonish.
NekoOtaku1 6:19 pm
    ....
    I should get a live journal
NekoOtaku1 6:21 pm
    Geez, pushy much? xD
nekohikaruchan 6:21 pm
    ?
NekoOtaku1 6:21 pm
    GTFO!
    ring a bell?
nekohikaruchan 6:21 pm
    No
NekoOtaku1 6:22 pm
    go back and read the last part of your journal
nekohikaruchan 6:22 pm
    I know
NekoOtaku1 6:22 pm
    -.-
nekohikaruchan 6:22 pm
    It means, if they take offense, they don't have to read it.
    So to kindly, get the fuck off my journal.
NekoOtaku1 6:22 pm
    I know
    O_o
    *runs away*
nekohikaruchan 6:22 pm
    ...There's nothing to take offense of yet
NekoOtaku1 6:23 pm
    yet
nekohikaruchan 6:23 pm
    Entry 1!
    TWILIGHT BASHING!
NekoOtaku1 6:23 pm
    OH GOD
    *runs real fast*
NekoOtaku1 6:23 pm
    NOOOOOOOO
    *cries*
nekohikaruchan 6:23 pm
    Entry 2! Why the Percy Jackson series sucks, and why people saying its good suck.
NekoOtaku1 6:23 pm
    kinky
nekohikaruchan 6:23 pm
    Yes....I'll be bashing a lot of mainstream.
NekoOtaku1 6:23 pm
    o3o
nekohikaruchan 6:24 pm
    K2 even said....hold on let me get the quote.
    Iamawhale2323 (7:12:04 PM):Is there a series you DON'T insult?
NekoOtaku1 6:26 pm
    lol
    you should bash some pornos
    *thumbs up*
NekoOtaku1 6:26 pm
    I'll help you with that
    xD
    OH
    I know one of the books I can get!
    D Gray Man
    or whateber
nekohikaruchan 6:27 pm
    Hmm...I could abandon my LJ, and we could make one where we jointly review things, if you're bored.
nekohikaruchan 6:28 pm
    I can be the skeptic critic, and you can be the one that recommends.
NekoOtaku1 6:29 pm
    yes
    Will do
    :-D
« Last Edit: March 20, 2010, 09:50:38 PM by Hikaru »

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #55 on: March 22, 2010, 06:59:41 PM »
[17:58] NekoOtaku1: I'm so lost
[17:58] nekohikaruchan: Orph is the epitome of couch potato. There, you're caught up.
[17:58] elkune15: Must produce witty response.
[17:58] elkune15: So lazy..
[17:59] elkune15: Fuck it.
[17:59] nekohikaruchan: I rest my case.
[17:59] * elkune15 watches porn.
The world is a mess..and I just need to..rule it.

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« Reply #56 on: March 22, 2010, 07:22:03 PM »
NekoOtaku1 4:17 pm
    xDDDDD
    WOW
    *referring to game*
nekohikaruchan 4:18 pm
    Oh god
    What's happening now?
NekoOtaku1 4:18 pm
    watching sims fuck is the most awkward thing to watch
    xD
nekohikaruchan 4:18 pm
    ...
    *just spit out coffee*
NekoOtaku1 4:18 pm
    they're the covers
    *they're under
nekohikaruchan 4:19 pm
    .....That's an awkward fetish
NekoOtaku1 4:19 pm
    xD
    LESBIAN SIMS
    XD
    Wanna know what's even worse?
nekohikaruchan 4:20 pm
    ....Not really.... but you're going to say anyways, so shoot.
NekoOtaku1 4:20 pm
    you're just standing there at the end of the bed just staring with a smile
nekohikaruchan 4:20 pm
    ....
NekoOtaku1 4:20 pm
    it went from
    =-O
    to
    :-D

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« Reply #57 on: March 28, 2010, 07:46:24 PM »
[19:44] Iamawhale2323: THE SMELL OF WINE
[19:44] Iamawhale2323: AND CHEEP PERFUME
[19:44] HikaruXANA: Stop singing lame old songs.
[19:44] Iamawhale2323: NO
[19:45] Gaserlake: OOOPS, I, DID IT AGAIN!
[19:45] HikaruXANA: ...
[19:45] Iamawhale2323: ...
[19:45] Gaserlake: I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART!
[19:45] Gaserlake: ..
[19:45] HikaruXANA: I'm scared...
[19:45] Iamawhale2323: ..
[19:45] Gaserlake: I forgot the rest.


[15:39] RisingCrush4272: Burger Island/Order's Academy Island changed again.
[15:39] Gaserlake: lolz
[15:39] RisingCrush4272: Legion, the character of ORPH whos basically protecting Earth now, declared no aliens of the planet may be on the planet
[15:40] RisingCrush4272: and turned the island to ruins and ash
[15:40] RisingCrush4272: so now its Ash Island.
[15:40] Gaserlake: omg
[15:41] Gaserlake: WHY IS THE ISLAND SO IMPORTANT?!
[15:41] Gaserlake: lolz
[15:41] RisingCrush4272: It's the island from LOST.

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« Reply #58 on: March 28, 2010, 11:08:41 PM »
[22:05] nisorinlertis: What happens when an embodiment dies?
[22:05] Iamawhale2323: "Let's go kick some X-LACE ass."
[22:06] Iamawhale2323: Um..
[22:06] elkune15: It has to have either named a Successor, or it's line ends.
[22:06] elkune15: And it's station becomes ungoverned.
[22:06] Iamawhale2323: But the attribute does not cease.
[22:06] elkune15: Aye.
[22:06] Iamawhale2323: It's obviously not gonna stop snowing.
[22:07] nisorinlertis: lol
[22:07] nisorinlertis: I must admit, that would be interesting.
[22:07] elkune15: I'd kill the embodiment of Sweden.
[22:07] nekohikaruchan: ...
[22:07] elkune15: What?
[22:07] elkune15: I fucking hate Sweden!
The world is a mess..and I just need to..rule it.

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« Reply #59 on: April 01, 2010, 04:39:55 PM »
4/1/2010
3:26 PM
Dakota:
* Kivith is currently yelling at inanimate objects. Again.
……………………………………………………………………
3:29 PM
Taylor:
o__O
……………………………………………………………………
3:29 PM
Dakota:
STOP SWAYING IN THE BREEZE YOU SON OF A BITCH
Fucking curtains.
……………………………………………………………………
3:29 PM
Taylor:
o__o
Are you HIGH, koty?
……………………………………………………………………
3:30 PM
Dakota:
MY HAAANDS ARE HUUUUGGEEE
……………………………………………………………………
3:30 PM
Taylor:
Yesh? D:
……………………………………………………………………
3:30 PM
Dakota:
FUCK ITS HOT I MISS WINTER
……………………………………………………………………
3:30 PM
Taylor:
NO
DON'T SAY THAT
WINTER SUCKS.
……………………………………………………………………
3:31 PM
Dakota:
I taste chili..
……………………………………………………………………
3:31 PM
Taylor:
...
That sounds really good right now
……………………………………………………………………
3:32 PM
Dakota:
I hate chili.
I WANT A POPZICLE
Not a popsicle.
A POPZICLE
More german.
……………………………………………………………………
3:32 PM
Taylor:
wtf is a popzicle?
rofl
……………………………………………………………………
3:32 PM
Dakota:
A NAZI POPSICLE
……………………………………………………………………
3:32 PM
Taylor:
We have POPZICLES.
……………………………………………………………………
3:32 PM
Dakota:
It yells anti-semetic things while you eat it.
……………………………………………………………………
3:33 PM
Taylor:
XD
like "DON'T EAT ME PLEASE" *chomp* "AAH."
……………………………………………………………………
3:33 PM
Dakota:
Nah more like.
"GOD DAMNED DIRTY JEWS" -Nom- "FUCK ISRAEL!"
……………………………………………………………………
3:35 PM
Dakota:
And I kill Hawk in less then ten posts.
……………………………………………………………………
3:35 PM
Taylor:
XD
Did you read the post Hik had
?
……………………………………………………………………
3:36 PM
Dakota:
lolyeah
failhostisfail
……………………………………………………………………
3:36 PM
Taylor:
epicfail
……………………………………………………………………
3:36 PM
Dakota:
FOR FUCK'S SAKE I'M BLIND
……………………………………………………………………
3:36 PM
Taylor:
o.o
……………………………………………………………………
3:37 PM
Dakota:
Is sitting a foot away from screen and has to squint.
……………………………………………………………………
3:37 PM
Taylor:
. . .
……………………………………………………………………
3:37 PM
Dakota:
I BLAME PORN
The world is a mess..and I just need to..rule it.

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« Reply #60 on: April 01, 2010, 05:27:24 PM »
[15:20] nekohikaruchan: I HATE YOU
[15:20] ninjafurtle: wat
[15:20] ninjafurtle: o___o
[15:20] nekohikaruchan: YOU CAN JUST LEAVE
[15:20] ninjafurtle: Wtf
[15:21] nekohikaruchan: No one likes you anymore you know, they all talk about you behind your back.
[15:21] ninjafurtle: I kinda already knew that
[15:21] nekohikaruchan: So don't bother coming back.
[15:22] ninjafurtle: I already told you I wasn't.
[15:22] ninjafurtle: BTW I didn't need your invitation
[15:23] nekohikaruchan: ?
[15:23] ninjafurtle: To not come back
[15:23] ninjafurtle: I didn't need your invitation
[15:23] nekohikaruchan: Yeah, Yeah, whatever.
[15:23] ninjafurtle: Guess I'll leave now then. Bye
[15:23] nekohikaruchan: One last thing.
[15:24] nekohikaruchan: APRIL FOOLS
[15:24] ninjafurtle: April Fools or not I'm not coming back.
[15:24] nekohikaruchan: -.- It was a joke, god
[15:24] ninjafurtle: HA, APRIL FOOLS ON YOU
[15:24] ninjafurtle: BITCH 8D
[15:24] nekohikaruchan: ....
[15:24] nekohikaruchan: FUCK
[15:24] ninjafurtle: HAHAHAHA
[15:24] nekohikaruchan: No one gets me
[15:24] ninjafurtle: FCLT
[15:25] ninjafurtle: xDD
[15:25] nekohikaruchan: I'm like unprankable
[15:25] ninjafurtle: I DID
[15:25] nekohikaruchan: ...dammit



MWAHAHAHA.

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #61 on: April 02, 2010, 03:03:45 AM »
ninjafurtle 12:00 am
(12:00:53 AM):     Make me a sig.
(12:01:00 AM):     If you're so bored.
(12:01:01 AM):     >>
(12:01:12 AM):     jk
(12:01:19 AM):     If I make this character, you'll rp with me, RIGHT?
nekohikaruchan 12:01 am
(12:01:34 AM):     With who?
ninjafurtle 12:01 am
(12:01:41 AM):     Mah new character
nekohikaruchan 12:01 am
(12:01:46 AM):     Echo and Inari are in Outerverse, and Hikaru and Hikari are in hell
(12:02:01 AM):     I guess I could make that mother earth character I've been thinking of....
ninjafurtle 12:02 am
(12:02:01 AM):     Make a new one!
(12:02:18 AM):     Fuck no
(12:02:22 AM):     I had that idea too D:
(12:02:27 AM):     GET OUT OF MY HEAD.
nekohikaruchan 12:02 am
(12:02:28 AM):     o.o
ninjafurtle 12:02 am
(12:02:31 AM):     WTF?
nekohikaruchan 12:03 am
(12:03:11 AM):     Fine. You can have her
ninjafurtle 12:03 am
(12:03:23 AM):     I'm making a cool character now
(12:03:25 AM):     :P
ninjafurtle 12:03 am
(12:03:38 AM):     I want our character to get into a bloody fight :D
(12:03:47 AM):     MWAHAHAHA
(12:03:50 AM):     I'm in the mood for blood.
ninjafurtle 12:08 am
(12:08:36 AM):     What's the character you're going to make be like?
nekohikaruchan 12:11 am
(12:11:43 AM):     Well now, I don't know.
ninjafurtle 12:11 am
(12:11:51 AM):     You can have earth
(12:11:56 AM):     I came up with another one anyway
nekohikaruchan 12:12 am
(12:12:04 AM):     Unless it's that other character I've been thinking of, the one that turns everything she touches into the type of metal she designates.
ninjafurtle 12:12 am
(12:12:16 AM):     . . .
nekohikaruchan 12:12 am
(12:12:19 AM):     Like the gold touch, but instead, metal.
ninjafurtle 12:12 am
(12:12:23 AM):     What the fuck Hikaru
nekohikaruchan 12:12 am
(12:12:26 AM):     ?
ninjafurtle 12:12 am
(12:12:30 AM):     That's the reverse version of mine.
(12:12:33 AM):     In a way.
nekohikaruchan 12:12 am
(12:12:35 AM):     O.o
ninjafurtle 12:12 am
(12:12:38 AM):     The one I'm making now.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2010, 03:13:21 AM by Hikaru »

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« Reply #62 on: April 02, 2010, 03:58:40 AM »
[01:55] ninjafurtle: Look at my charie!
[01:57] nekohikaruchan: HOLY
[01:57] nekohikaruchan: I'm not reading all of that tonight.
[01:57] ninjafurtle: I'm prrrroud of myself
[01:57] nekohikaruchan: ...
[01:57] nekohikaruchan: I know this is out of character....
[01:57] ninjafurtle: That shit came so easy I peed myself.
[01:57] nekohikaruchan: But tl;dr it for me.
[01:57] ninjafurtle: XD

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« Reply #63 on: April 08, 2010, 09:17:53 PM »
blackhawkfury221 6:15 pm
(6:15:04 PM):     K2 is using your black hole
(6:15:09 PM):     How should I counter it?
NekoHikaruChan 6:15 pm
(6:15:18 PM):     How is it mine?
blackhawkfury221 6:15 pm
(6:15:21 PM):     Pax
NekoHikaruChan 6:15 pm
(6:15:34 PM):     ..A star died, a black hole formed. Go back to Astronomy class?
blackhawkfury221 6:15 pm
(6:15:38 PM):     Hmm.
(6:15:40 PM):     Wait.
(6:15:44 PM):     Turn it back into a star
NekoHikaruChan 6:15 pm
(6:15:50 PM):     ...Oh wow.

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #64 on: April 08, 2010, 09:30:15 PM »
blackhawkfury221 6:15 pm
(6:15:04 PM):     K2 is using your black hole
(6:15:09 PM):     How should I counter it?
NekoHikaruChan 6:15 pm
(6:15:18 PM):     How is it mine?
blackhawkfury221 6:15 pm
(6:15:21 PM):     Pax
NekoHikaruChan 6:15 pm
(6:15:34 PM):     ..A star died, a black hole formed. Go back to Astronomy class?
blackhawkfury221 6:15 pm
(6:15:38 PM):     Hmm.
(6:15:40 PM):     Wait.
(6:15:44 PM):     Turn it back into a star
NekoHikaruChan 6:15 pm
(6:15:50 PM):     ...Oh wow.

... Wow. x{D
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #65 on: April 08, 2010, 11:18:07 PM »
I don't.....s'not that funny.
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #66 on: April 09, 2010, 08:02:47 PM »
NekoHikaruChan 4:57 pm
(4:57:19 PM):     LOL, you got on the perfect time
ninjafurtle 4:57 pm
(4:57:23 PM):     ORLYYY
NekoHikaruChan 4:57 pm
(4:57:30 PM):     Just when I was reading this article.
ninjafurtle 4:57 pm
(4:57:43 PM):     Hold on, picturesss!
NekoHikaruChan 4:57 pm
(4:57:45 PM):     http://www.foxnews.com/us/2010/04/08/maine-commission-moves-ban-gender-specific-school-bathrooms-teams/
ninjafurtle 4:58 pm
(4:58:48 PM):     That's actually really dumb
(4:58:56 PM):     They should only do that if the person is actually gay
ninjafurtle 4:59 pm
(4:59:08 PM):     And to which they should be subjected to questioning to see if they are lying
ninjafurtle 4:59 pm
(4:59:13 PM):     They do the same in jail you know :/
NekoHikaruChan 4:59 pm
(4:59:28 PM):     It's still something to laugh your ass off about though.
ninjafurtle 4:59 pm
(4:59:41 PM):     If a guy is still "legally" a guy but with the face and body of a woman, and mind, they still have to go to man jail
(4:59:46 PM):     Guess what happened to her? She got gang raped.
(5:00:09 PM):     She was still a man but she was getting the money for surgery so they couldn't put her with women
NekoHikaruChan 5:00 pm
(5:00:15 PM):     Why would a guy that looks like a girl allow themselves to be a guy?
(5:00:23 PM):     Wouldn't they have had it better calling themselves a girl?
ninjafurtle 5:00 pm
(5:00:28 PM):     Well
(5:00:41 PM):     When he was young he messed with make up and stuff and his dad caught him wearing his mom's bra
(5:00:50 PM):     they say that the brain just has high doses of female hormones
(5:00:59 PM):     So the term "female in a man's body" is literal
NekoHikaruChan 5:01 pm
(5:01:15 PM):     Oh. From what I've heard of transgender it's where they're literally one sex in the mind, but look another.
(5:01:25 PM):     Like you're a female in body, but have a males mind and hormones.
(5:01:36 PM):     ....*stares hard*
ninjafurtle 5:01 pm
(5:01:36 PM):     Yeah that's one it is
NekoHikaruChan 5:01 pm
(5:01:37 PM):     Hmmm
ninjafurtle 5:01 pm
(5:01:41 PM):     o__O
NekoHikaruChan 5:01 pm
(5:01:48 PM):     You sure you're a girl?
ninjafurtle 5:02 pm
(5:02:01 PM):     I actually thought about that sometimes..
NekoHikaruChan 5:02 pm
(5:02:05 PM):     Lol
ninjafurtle 5:02 pm
(5:02:19 PM):     To be dead serious with you, I wondered if I was really a girl or not.
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« Reply #67 on: April 10, 2010, 12:40:48 AM »
[23:36] ninjafurtle: Also Orph
[23:36] ninjafurtle: Go fuck yourself cause I'm not a fucking shallow dickfuck like you
[23:37] kivith: Sweet.
[23:37] ninjafurtle: So have fun with your "committments"
[23:37] ninjafurtle: God I can't wait till you die.
[23:37] ninjafurtle: I'll fucking go to your funeral by CAR or TRAIN OR PLANE OR BIKE OR ANYW POSSIBLE WAY just to be there and I will disrespect you in every single fucking way possible
[23:38] kivith: I can haz skullfuck?
[23:38] ninjafurtle: And then I will take a shit on your grave, then piss on it, and when they put the dirt over your stupid coffin I'll dance on it.
[23:38] ninjafurtle: You're not getting any kind of fuck from me, you're just as pathetic, ugly, and ignorant dead as you are alive.
[23:39] kivith: I'd bet I'd make a sexy corpse.
[23:39] ninjafurtle: No.
[23:40] ninjafurtle: You don't even make a decently looking human being
[23:40] ninjafurtle: I doubt you would look any better dead.
[23:40] ninjafurtle: I wonder what was in God's mind when you were made.
[23:40] ninjafurtle: Maybe he was drunk, high, or fucking Lucifer at the time, or maybe all three.
[23:40] ninjafurtle: Cause he sure as hell messed up with you.
[23:40] Regina: Ino, cool it.
[23:41] ninjafurtle: I'm done anyway.
[23:41] kivith: Heh, God's gay.
[23:41] kivith: And fucking the Devil.
[23:41] ninjafurtle: I have more important things to do anyway.
[23:41] ninjafurtle: That reminding some pathetic fool just HOW pathetic he is
[23:41] kivith: Then off to kiddo, you got real important shit to do.
[23:41] ninjafurtle: I'm not a kiddo.
[23:42] ninjafurtle: has left the chat
[23:42] kivith: And she's the one that got upset.
[23:42] unclemanladythin: Lol.
[23:42] unclemanladythin: Shows how much of a 'kiddo' she isn't. =D
[23:42] kivith: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU


Slightly edited to remove me and Hikaru talking, doesn't add to the funny.
« Last Edit: April 10, 2010, 12:49:02 AM by Kivith »
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« Reply #68 on: April 10, 2010, 06:26:42 PM »
That is funny, actually, seeing as I meant every word of it :]

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« Reply #69 on: April 12, 2010, 09:55:39 AM »
This was taken from a forum shoutbox...
And I know at lunch today she's gonna beg Andrew for a cookie, as usual

 swiftyuki - A minute ago
Do you really really really want the cookie? Well you can't. Do you know why? It's a plastic cookie.
swiftyuki  - A minute ago
Angelica*holds up a cookie* you want it?-yay I'm taller than Angelica- you want it?? Yousure you want it?
 Angelica - Yesterday, 06:43 PM
hi nekogirl i want a cookie *meow purr*
 swiftyuki - Apr 9 2010, 03:57 PM
Angelica always wants a cookie
swiftyuki  - Apr 9 2010, 03:53 PM
Hi NekoGirl
NekoGirl - Apr 9 2010, 03:50 PM
Hey peoplez new here :3
swiftyuki - Apr 9 2010, 01:21 AM
NO!!!
 Angelica - Apr 8 2010, 09:28 PM
i want a COOKIE NOW!!!!!!!!!
 Angelica  - Apr 8 2010, 09:28 PM
no
Angelica  - Apr 8 2010, 09:28 PM
ya
 swiftyuki - Apr 8 2010, 09:28 PM
You're one to talk. 4-tailed cookie brain aerian neko thing
 Angelica - Apr 8 2010, 09:27 PM
i ignore andrew all the time
 Angelica  - Apr 8 2010, 09:27 PM
andrew is a werido
 Angelica  - Apr 8 2010, 09:25 PM
i want a COOKIE NOW!!!!!!!!!
 swiftyuki  - Apr 8 2010, 09:25 PM
Where's Andrew? HAWAII!!!!!!
 Angelica  - Apr 8 2010, 09:24 PM
i dont like ron
Angelica-Apr 8 2010, 9:24 PM
nope
swiftyuki - Apr 8 2010, 07:15 PM
U KNOW ISH TRUE!
 Angelica - Apr 8 2010, 06:22 PM
NOPE
 swiftyuki - Apr 8 2010, 06:21 PM
U r fail
Angelica - Apr 8 2010, 06:18 PM
i luv cookies not stupid ron delaney
swiftyuki - Apr 8 2010, 06:17 PM
DA ish proof >D
Angelica - Apr 8 2010, 06:17 PM
never
Angelica- Apr 8 2010, 06:16 PM
no
swiftyuki - Apr 8 2010, 06:00 PM
>D
swiftyuki - Apr 8 2010, 05:59 PM
For RON!!!! DELANEY!!!
Angelica - Apr 8 2010, 05:58 PM
yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
swiftyuki - Apr 8 2010, 05:40 PM
ANGELICA, girl, u crazy

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« Reply #70 on: April 24, 2010, 07:49:17 PM »
(16:38:32)  (Sage_of_Fire)  sets Orga on fire.
(16:38:45) Pokemon_Master_R: Something seems to be wrong with the layout of the forum...
(16:38:55) (Sage_of_Fire): ?
(16:39:18) Pokemon_Master_R: The borders for the categories are gone.
(16:39:18) Orga_the_Strange: (Oh yeah, cause a demons burn in fire)
(16:39:29) (Sage_of_Fire): True...
(16:39:44) (Sage_of_Fire) throws holy water on Orga, and takes out crucifix.
(16:39:48) (Sage_of_Fire): BACK! BACK I SAY!
(16:40:05) Orga_the_Strange: AAAAAAH F**K IT HURTS!"
(16:40:26) Pokemon_Master_R: *shields own body from the things as well*
(16:40:47) Orga_the_Strange lights himself on fire to take away the pain.
(16:41:11) (Sage_of_Fire) smacks Orga with a bible.
(16:41:37) God: Pokemon_Master_R is now known as (Tyranid_Swarm_).
(16:41:45) Orga_the_Strange ducks and punches hik in the stomach.
(16:41:53) (Tyranid_Swarm_): ...Blast. Lets try that again...
(16:42:05) God: (Tyranid_Swarm_) is now known as (Swarm_Lord).
(16:42:26) (Sage_of_Fire) jumps away and throws salt at Orga.
(16:42:33) (Sage_of_Fire): Wait... no. That's ghosts.
(16:42:34) (Sage_of_Fire): Dammit
(16:42:45) (Swarm_Lord) throws Ripper swarms at Orga
(16:42:59) (Swarm_Lord): FEAR THE MIGHT OF THE TYRANIDS!
(16:43:07) Orga_the_Strange tackles hik while dodging the swarm
(16:43:17) Orga_the_Strange: DON"T FEAR THE REAPER!
(16:43:27) God: Orga_the_Strange is unable to battle. Swarm_Lord is the winner.
(16:43:41) God: Next time on Pokemon!
(16:43:41) (Swarm_Lord): Awesome.
(16:44:01) Orga_the_Strange Gd is an idiot and so is Red.
(16:44:06) God: We'll be right back after these messages.
(16:44:17) God: WHO'S THAT POKEMON?!
(16:44:24) Orga_the_Strange thrws Blaar at hiro
(16:44:35) (Sage_of_Fire): cut
(16:44:39) (Swarm_Lord) devours all biomatter on the planet in 100 days
(16:44:42) (Sage_of_Fire): It's the damn commercial.
(16:44:47) (Sage_of_Fire): You can't fight on a commercial.
(16:44:55) Orga_the_Strange: Yes you can.
(16:44:58) (Swarm_Lord): Im a Tyranid. I'll EAT the Blaar.
(16:45:04) God: IT'S STUPIDMON!
(16:45:09) (Swarm_Lord): Its what we do.
(16:45:20) Orga_the_Strange: You fight slightly in front of the ads.
(16:45:38) (Sage_of_Fire): Well then.
(16:45:46) (Swarm_Lord) Sends out Carnafex to step on Orga
(16:45:46) (Sage_of_Fire) grabs the remote control.
(16:45:50) (Sage_of_Fire): Muwahahaha.
(16:45:53) (Sage_of_Fire) flips channel.
(16:46:05) (Swarm_Lord): ...This better not be the Carebears.
(16:46:08) Orga_the_Strange is still on the tv
(16:46:14) (Sage_of_Fire): It's worse.
(16:46:17) (Sage_of_Fire): Teletubbies.
(16:46:28) (Swarm_Lord): No...NO...NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
(16:46:33) Orga_the_Strange: Umm, why do I hear singing?
(16:46:41) (Swarm_Lord): NOOOOOOO!!!!!
(16:46:48) Orga_the_Strange: And why does the sun have a face?
(16:47:00) (Swarm_Lord): ...Lets just kill everything.
(16:51:21) (Swarm_Lord): To quote myself, 'Lets just kill everything'. Again.
(16:51:29) (Sage_of_Fire): Lol
(16:51:32) (Sage_of_Fire): Too late.
(16:51:35) (Sage_of_Fire) changes channel.
(16:51:49) (Sage_of_Fire): Now you're in for it. The weather channel!
(16:51:53) (Sage_of_Fire): Now up.
(16:51:56) God: Tornadoes.
(16:52:31) (Swarm_Lord): OOO! I can use this for my eventual devouring of everything on this planet for biomatter for the Hive Fleet!
(16:52:36) (Swarm_Lord): Wait...
(16:52:48) Orga_the_Strange converses with the weatherman
(16:52:52) (Swarm_Lord): If we're in the path of these and not just learning about them...
(16:53:10) (Sage_of_Fire): It's Storm Watchers.
(16:53:26) Orga_the_Strange gets in the van
(16:53:31) (Swarm_Lord) Eats their van with them inside
(16:53:54) (Swarm_Lord): Crunchy. What kind of creature is made of metal and has wheels, anyways?
(16:54:02) (Sage_of_Fire): . . .
(16:54:08) (Sage_of_Fire) flips channel.
(16:54:13) (Swarm_Lord): I IS TYRANID!
(16:54:14) Orga_the_Strange: Bad mve hiro, Now I can eat you from the insde out.
(16:54:51) (Swarm_Lord): No you cant. Im a Swarm Lord. The very personification of the Tyranid Hive Mind.
(16:54:59) God: Today on QVC we'll be displaying this beautiful pearl medallion.
(16:55:08) (Swarm_Lord): I am to Hive Tyrants as they are to Termaguants!
(16:55:24) (Swarm_Lord) eats medalion
(16:55:24) God: This medallion only comes in the colors, red, blue, and yellow. Get it while it lasts. For all your occasions.
(16:55:38) (Swarm_Lord) eats the other versions of it
(16:55:48) (Swarm_Lord): And no, I will not pay for it.
(16:55:50) Orga_the_Strange swipes the medallion and runs off to hik's house where he tries to placate her wth it.
(16:55:57) God: Next on QVC, we'll be reviewing these vibrant purses.
(16:56:13) (Swarm_Lord) stabs Orga with Bone Sabers
(16:56:19) (Swarm_Lord) All four of them
(16:56:22) (Sage_of_Fire) flips channel.
(16:56:39) (Swarm_Lord): What fiendish place are we now...?
(16:56:52) (Swarm_Lord): What horrors will befall us here?
(16:57:06) God: This people, is how the Serval mates.
(16:57:18) (Swarm_Lord): ...
(16:57:26) (Swarm_Lord): Im going back to the fleet...
(16:57:30) God: See the Serval in its natural habitat of Africa, where it blends in to its surroundings.
(16:57:43) (Swarm_Lord): Now, how do I get out of this box thingy...
(16:57:45) God: as hik changes the channel she too, is placed int the tv due to Orga's being at her house when she changed the channel
(16:57:58) (Sage_of_Fire): Fuck.
(16:58:00) (Sage_of_Fire): Wait...
(16:58:01) (Swarm_Lord): Ah, the heck with it.
(16:58:05) (Sage_of_Fire): Discovery Channel...
(16:58:06) (Sage_of_Fire): Servals.
(16:58:11) (Sage_of_Fire): SERVAL! IWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT ONE
(16:58:18) (Sage_of_Fire): COME HERE PRETTY KITTY!!!
(16:58:18) (Swarm_Lord) sends out Ripper Swarms to devour the forest
(16:58:43) (Swarm_Lord): Oops, sorry, I'll just be collecting all the biomatter here. you cant have one.
(16:58:44) (Sage_of_Fire): Africa has no forest...
(16:58:57) (Swarm_Lord): And by collecting, of course I mean eating.
(16:59:03) Orga_the_Strange avids being raped by the cat things.
(16:59:05) (Swarm_Lord): Whatever. Jungle, then.
(16:59:07) (Sage_of_Fire): Still have the remote.
(16:59:11) (Sage_of_Fire) flips channel.
(16:59:22) (Swarm_Lord): Do I need to send my Rippers at you next?
(16:59:48) God: Alright Girls! Work them hips! Learn to lose weight in just 15 days!
(17:00:08) Orga_the_Strange: HEEL YES! WOMEN!
(17:00:09) (Sage_of_Fire): Paid programming.
(17:00:11) (Swarm_Lord): They may be worms, but damnit, they devour all of the biomatter of worlds along with the rest of the Hive Swarms!
(17:00:18) (Swarm_Lord): ...
(17:00:34) (Swarm_Lord): Do any of you mind if I just massacre them all?
(17:00:47) Orga_the_Strange: Yes I mind dammit!
(17:01:01) God: Order our program of super fast weight loss for just 4 payments of $9.95! You heard me people, just 4 payments of $9.95!
(17:01:04) (Swarm_Lord): Too bad. GO, MY RIPPERS!
(17:01:23) God: Money back guarantee not included.
(17:01:29) (Swarm_Lord) Rippers devour the spokeperson alive, tearing them apart piece by piece
(17:01:31) Orga_the_Strange destroys hiros rippers
(17:01:36) (Swarm_Lord): ...
(17:01:38) (Sage_of_Fire): Awww.
(17:01:42) (Sage_of_Fire) flips channel.
(17:01:51) (Swarm_Lord): Lets see...If my Rippers aren't enough...
(17:02:05) God: Space, The Final Frontier!
(17:02:07) (Swarm_Lord): Lets see, what other broods can I use...
(17:02:26) (Swarm_Lord): Huh? Oh, yeah, space, whatever. We go through it every day, big deal.
(17:02:38) Orga_the_Strange: BEAM ME UP SCOTTY!
(17:02:47) (Swarm_Lord): Its kinda hard to find biomatter after the initial hundred days.
(17:02:48) (Sage_of_Fire): Oh god.
(17:03:00) (Sage_of_Fire) flips channel rather fastly.
(17:03:00) Orga_the_Strange: (I propse we make this a thread)
(17:03:31) (Swarm_Lord): I propose that you surrender to my Rippers.
(17:03:44) (Swarm_Lord): And generally, well, all my other Tyranids...
(17:03:46) Orga_the_Strange: ( () OOC)
(17:03:54) God: Welcome back to Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel!
(17:03:55) (Swarm_Lord): I know!
(17:04:05) (Swarm_Lord): OH...NO...
(17:04:08) Orga_the_Strange: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHhhh​hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh​ hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh​hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(17:04:20) (Swarm_Lord): THAT HORRIBLE MONSTER EVEN THE TYRANIDS FEAR!
(17:04:27) Orga_the_Strange: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AAAAAAN
(17:04:29) (Sage_of_Fire): Lol
(17:04:33) (Swarm_Lord): RUN, MY RIPPERS! ER, CRAWL!
(17:04:36) Orga_the_Strange: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA​AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
(17:04:52) (Swarm_Lord): FLEE! EVERY TYRANID FOR THEMSELVES!
(17:04:53) (Sage_of_Fire) laughs in a sadistic manner and smashes remote stranding all on this channel.
(17:05:09) Orga_the_Strange grabs Hik
(17:05:11) (Swarm_Lord): YOU EVIL MONSTER!
(17:05:22) (Swarm_Lord): YOU WILL FALL FIRST TO OUR SWARMS!
(17:05:32) Orga_the_Strange: II will eat you alive if you don't get us out of here!
(17:05:41) (Swarm_Lord): No, THATS ME!
(17:05:42) (Sage_of_Fire): Can't.
(17:05:49) (Sage_of_Fire): Remote's broke.
(17:05:50) (Swarm_Lord): Wait...
(17:05:56) (Swarm_Lord): AHA!
(17:06:03) Orga_the_Strange starts eating Hik's feet
(17:06:11) (Swarm_Lord): ITS POSSIBLE TO CONFIGURE OTHER REMOTES TO A TV!
(17:06:22) (Swarm_Lord): But first...
(17:06:28) (Sage_of_Fire): Sure. Go steal it from Hannah.
(17:06:41) (Sage_of_Fire) snickers.
(17:06:46) (Swarm_Lord) has the Parasite of Mortrex implant a Ripper in Hik
(17:06:53) (Swarm_Lord): ...GRAAAAH!
(17:07:09) (Swarm_Lord): We really are stuck in this post-apocalypse...
(17:07:10) Orga_the_Strange pulls ut a few of Hik's intestines
(17:07:24) (Sage_of_Fire) still manages to laugh her ass off.
(17:07:25)  (Swarm_Lord): BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL BE EATEN ALIVE FROM THE INSIDE OUT!
(17:07:25) Orga_the_Strange: OMNOMNOM
(17:07:49) (Swarm_Lord) Ripper steals a piece of intestine from Orga
(17:07:59) (Swarm_Lord): WRYYYY!
(17:08:03) Orga_the_Strange: NO, THATS MINE!
(17:08:16) Orga_the_Strange: GIVE IT BACK!
(17:08:29) (Swarm_Lord) Ripper still swallows it, unable to understand simple language
(17:08:39) (Swarm_Lord): They aren't very smart, you know...
(17:08:53) Orga_the_Strange: fft.
(17:09:05) (Swarm_Lord): They still instill fear in other beings everywhere, though!
(17:09:28) Orga_the_Strange: pfft
(17:10:04) (Swarm_Lord): Now, then...Lets see if its possible to create a Tyranid possible of going within five miles of Hannah Montana to kill it.
(17:10:08) God: To be continued.
(17:10:13) God: Next Up!
(17:10:19) (Swarm_Lord): It'll need to be blind, and also deaf...
(17:10:25) God: That's So Raven.
(17:10:39) (Swarm_Lord): Oh...COME ON!
(17:11:11) (Swarm_Lord): I KNOW MY SWARMS HAVE DEVOURED COUNTLESS WORLDS AND LEFT THEM BARREN WASTELANDS, BUT THATS GOING TOO FAR!
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #71 on: April 25, 2010, 01:51:40 AM »
Me:Have you even tried to use your brain for once in your life?
Angelica:nope.
Me:you seem to be having a lot of pride there.
Angelica:yep.
Me:especially.... WHAT THE HELL?! WHY DID YOU PUT THAT THERE?!
Angelica:I was bored
Me:oh sure...
Andrew:what did she put this time?
Me:that you like Ron...
Angelica:*laughs*
me:*facepaws*
Andrew:what the?!
Me:so want to know what happenned to--
*Angelica screech*
me:--hidan..........
Andrew:what happenned?
Me:that's what I want to know.
Angelica:mhmhmhhmhmhhmhahahahaha
me:Angelica..... Want a cookie?
Angelica:cookie cookie?
Me:yeah cookie cookie...
Andrew:this has got to be good....
Me:sit.
Angelica*sits*
me:stay
Angelica*stays*
me:now. Be quiet.*gives cookie*
Angelica*omnom.*
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Me:hey Angelica, don't you find it funny that when we talk to each other we are quiet, but when Andrews on, we talk a lot?
Angelica:yeah!!!
Me:OMNOM THE OMNOMS!!!!!!!!!!
Andrew:wha- oh haha
Angelica:how do you do that?
Me:dunno.
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #72 on: May 15, 2010, 10:37:35 PM »
[19:12:40] Gaserlake: And what about Gaserlake. What you gonna do with him in the Guardian Base?
[19:13:36] Iamawhale2323: I was gonna say he was on vacation in some other dimension with hot Aralang girls and long beaches with tons of margaritas and vodka.
[19:13:42] Iamawhale2323: And rum.
[19:13:43] Gaserlake: uummm...
[19:13:48] Gaserlake: yeah...
[19:13:50] Gaserlake: abou tthat...
[19:13:52] Gaserlake: They all died.
[19:13:55] Gaserlake: the girls died.
[19:14:00] Iamawhale2323: ....
[19:14:02] Gaserlake: A disease infested the drinks.
[19:14:12] Iamawhale2323: xD
[19:14:17] Iamawhale2323: Hot Sage girls then./
[19:14:24] Gaserlake: and Gaserlake was like, 'FUCK THIS! I"M GONNA GO TO DA GUARDIAN PLACE THING!"
[19:14:28] Gaserlake: No.
[19:14:37] Gaserlake: He gets slapped, when teh girls realize he doesn't have magic.
[19:14:48] Gaserlake: And I mean slapped.
[19:14:48] Iamawhale2323: Lol.
[19:14:52] Gaserlake: Like, "OMG! I"M GONNA DIE!"
[19:14:55] Gaserlake: With magic slaps.
[19:14:58] Iamawhale2323: slapped with Hammer Palm.
[19:15:07] Gaserlake: magically enhanced....
[19:15:11] Gaserlake: ...pills...
[19:15:12] Iamawhale2323: Spell Name: Hammer Palm
Spell Level: Novice
Type Of Magic: ~General
Spell Description: The caster concentrates on power; His hand lights red, and it can now act as a hammer or sorts, corroding most anything it touches.
Counter Spell: N/A
Notable Examples: Dull ([event] Prison Break)
[19:15:24] Iamawhale2323: magically enhanced birth control pills?
[19:15:29] Gaserlake: No.
[19:15:32] Gaserlake: Extacy.
[19:15:36] Iamawhale2323: lol
[19:15:52] Gaserlake: Makes Sage Girls go wild.
[19:16:02] Iamawhale2323: lolol
[19:16:12] Gaserlake: K2323 is a lucky bitch.
[19:16:17] Iamawhale2323: Sage Girls Gone Wild.
[19:16:36] Iamawhale2323: Last I heard it was a hit on Sage-HBO.
[19:17:50] Gaserlake: LOLZ!
[19:18:02] Gaserlake: PlaySage.
[19:18:15] Iamawhale2323: lawl
[19:19:03] Gaserlake: Told Hik about this...
[19:19:06] Gaserlake: Waiting response...
[19:19:06] Gaserlake: lolz
[19:19:15] Iamawhale2323: K2's had like over 9000 girls over his thousand or so years.
[19:19:23] Gaserlake: No. He had 2323 girls.
[19:19:34] Gaserlake: No..
[19:19:38] Gaserlake: 2323k girls.
[19:19:48] Iamawhale2323: EPIC
[19:19:49] Iamawhale2323: XD

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #73 on: May 16, 2010, 12:09:12 PM »
nekohikaruchan 8:45 am
(8:45:04 AM):     Your pets need love.
 unclemanladythin is available 8:59 am
unclemanladythin 8:59 am
(8:59:51 AM):     I know that.
(8:59:54 AM):     I'm sorry pets
(8:59:57 AM):     I have needs too damn it
(8:59:58 AM):     stfu
nekohikaruchan 9:00 am
(9:00:05 AM):     Lol
unclemanladythin 9:00 am
(9:00:37 AM):     D'oh well
(9:00:43 AM):     My petville pet probably ran away too =P
nekohikaruchan 9:00 am
(9:00:54 AM):     Mine always ends up in the pound.
(9:01:05 AM):     These ones don't, though. They just starve.
(9:01:07 AM):     They don't die.
unclemanladythin 9:01 am
(9:01:09 AM):     Lol
nekohikaruchan 9:01 am
(9:01:14 AM):     But they're sooo cute it's hard to let them starve.
unclemanladythin 9:01 am
(9:01:15 AM):     That's dumb though
(9:01:15 AM):     xP
(9:01:17 AM):     Hahaha
nekohikaruchan 9:03 am
(9:03:46 AM):     So I take it, you don't want a pick of my 5 babies to be born in 3 days?
unclemanladythin 9:04 am
(9:04:02 AM):     xD
(9:04:04 AM):     I want oneeee
(9:04:06 AM):     Oops
(9:04:09 AM):     onnnnne*
nekohikaruchan 9:04 am
(9:04:23 AM):     It's funny. When you breed the cats, you get one basket.
(9:04:41 AM):     You have to wait 3 days for the cat to come out of the basket.
(9:04:49 AM):     BUT, if you leave those baskets in the room with the litter box. You go back, it needs cleaning.
unclemanladythin 9:04 am
(9:04:50 AM):     Lol, oh I see.
nekohikaruchan 9:04 am
(9:04:52 AM):     How do baskets poop?
unclemanladythin 9:04 am
(9:04:58 AM):     I don't
(9:04:58 AM):     even know
nekohikaruchan 9:05 am
(9:05:09 AM):     That's weird.
(9:05:22 AM):     I guess they're all ninja kittens.
(9:05:34 AM):     They can come out to fill their box. But can they show themselves till 3 days old? Noooo.
unclemanladythin 9:06 am
(9:06:00 AM):     Lol
(9:06:09 AM):     They're so weird, look at 'em
(9:06:12 AM):     Being all sneaky...
(9:06:13 AM):     Tsk tsk
nekohikaruchan 9:06 am
(9:06:26 AM):     Or maybe ghost cats fill the boxes.
unclemanladythin 9:06 am
(9:06:34 AM):     Maybe, haha.
(9:06:35 AM):     o:
nekohikaruchan 9:06 am
(9:06:50 AM):     And if that's bad. They sale male calico cats in the pet store on there.
(9:07:27 AM):     The Calico coloring is female only... Cats get teh three colors from the chromosomes. Girls are xx, boys are xy. X carries black or orange. So girls get orange and black, and males only get one of them.
unclemanladythin 9:07 am
(9:07:40 AM):     Lol
(9:07:48 AM):     And? =P
nekohikaruchan 9:07 am
(9:07:52 AM):     For a boy calico cat to exist, it's a genetic disorder that makes them xxy.
(9:07:57 AM):     And they're usually sterile because of it.
unclemanladythin 9:08 am
(9:08:02 AM):     I see.
nekohikaruchan 9:08 am
(9:08:03 AM):     THE GAME IS DEFYING CAT LOGIC
unclemanladythin 9:08 am
(9:08:05 AM):     So, the game is
(9:08:07 AM):     Yes
(9:08:07 AM):     xD

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #74 on: May 16, 2010, 07:57:52 PM »
lordjeebusx 3:48 pm
(3:48:28 PM):     YOU ARE ORPH
(3:48:31 PM):     MONMONMON
(3:48:36 PM):     OR ARE YOU?!
zaikanata 3:48 pm
(3:48:41 PM):     nowai
(3:48:56 PM):     I am the king of Spain
lordjeebusx 3:51 pm
(3:51:57 PM):     OH GOD NO
zaikanata 3:52 pm
(3:52:09 PM):     SPANISH INQUISITION GOOO
(3:52:27 PM):     CAPTURE THE HERETIC KNOWN AS JEEBUS
lordjeebusx 3:52 pm
(3:52:33 PM):     OSHI
TEH WINNAR LOOSER OF TEH SHATTED PLAINS