[Parody] I can't kill K23

[Embodiment of Cringe]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLzCfUM7BM8&feature=related

I lul'd so hard writing this


It just occurred to me that I've been god circling this place again and again
And in the same spot I'm being screwed
I never will give up, as I portal my scythes all over the damn place
but again he just keeps avoiding them...
If only my cannon was fully charged,
it would make it so much easier to beat this cyborg

But every time somehow every time somehow every time I lose
I can't kill K two three
No matter how many portals I make to block stuff
He just gets around them
And even though, I can make god circles
He just makes barriers and hurts me again
I alchemize fast as I can
But when I go against his beams I was helpless again!
I'll try again of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep my Alchethirst in reserve as long as I can

(I can't kill K23)

It just occurred to me that Katherine is not helping me that much
If I don't forfeit the match now she'll never survive
I never will give up, but it's so hard to stay in the arena
And now I see I'm not doing much too well either.
If only I had God's Lance It'd be fine
It would make it so much easier to kill K two three

But every time somehow every time somehow every time he dies
I can't kill Orph fairly
No matter how many portals I make to block stuff
He just keeps getting stabbed
And even though, I have bone armor
He just floods the place and makes me insecure again
I alchemize fast as I can
But when I stabbed him 8 times I wasn't helpless again!
I'll try again of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep my Alchethirst in reserve as long as I can

(I can't kill Orph fairly)

If only my cannon was fully charged,
it would make it so much easier to beat this cyborg...

But every time somehow every time somehow every time I lose
I can't kill K two three
No matter how many portals I make to block stuff
He just gets around them
And even though, I can make god circles
He just makes barriers and hurts me again
I alchemize fast as I can
But when I go against his beams I was helpless again!
I'll try again of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep my Alchethirst in reserve as long as I can

I can't kill K two three....

[K2]

EPIC.

[Embodiment of Cringe]

EPIC.

inorite?

-Edited out my mistakes-

[Embodiment of Cringe]

And now a parody of Hawkeye.



It just occurred to me that I've seen this place again and again
And in the same topic I seem to die
I never will give up, as I spread my characters everywhere
but again they just keep killing them...
If only I had other guys' stuff
it would make it so much easier to overcome this challenge

But every time somehow every time somehow every time I lose
I can't kill all these guys
No matter how many characters I make to fight
they just kill 'em again
And even though, I made level 5s
they just exploit me and defeat me again
I slash as fast as I can
But when I go against their magic I was helpless again!
I'll try again of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep my warrior humans in reserve as long as I can!

(I can't kill all these guys...)

It just occurred to me that I have to leave False Heaven
so I can go all the way to Naps.
I never will give up, but it's so hard to stay alive
And now I see I'm against a V-9 bomb.
If only I had any idea what it is
It would make it so much easier to attack it

But every time somehow every time somehow every time he won't
I can't make Zai give me
all the stuff and stones he has on his station even
though he has a million of them
And even then, I offer him stuff
He just gets angry and stops talking to me
I beg as much as I can
But when I mentioned I wanted Eve I was helpless again!
I'll try again of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep my warrior humans in reserve as long as I can!

(I can't get free stuff from Zai)

If only I had other guys' stuff
it would make it so much easier to overcome this challenge

But every time somehow every time somehow every time I lose
I can't kill all these guys
No matter how many characters I make to fight
they just kill 'em again
And even though, I made level 5s
they just exploit me and defeat me again
I slash as fast as I can
But when I go against their magic I was helpless again!
I'll try again of course, but this is my plan
I'll keep my warrior humans in reserve as long as I can!

I can't kill all these guys....