In a long abandoned valley on Earth where no humans dwelt, 500 Sages suddenly appeared. They made the decision. It was time to frame the Anrufe and so the sages opened a gate of sorts and released monsters from horror movies and horror stories and books that caused you to lose sleep. The monsters charged past the sages and began to fly through the air dropping poison gas seed pods down on the people of earth. Diamond like beings also joined in the offense riding on the winged ones and jumping down and beginning to cut through cars, slash open doors and steal random items. Even condoms were stolen.
