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Take Over
« on: January 15, 2010, 10:12:12 PM »
All the souls of the StarClan, and the mages killed by Rogue's Godferno gathered together and used magic to destroy Angels and then began a take over of heaven desolating various structures as they marched straight towards God's Palace all armed to the teeth with weapons they had summoned with magic from the mortal plane. Jeffrey was leading this bunch. Angel was leading thousands of female archers who had skill with their weaponry. It seemed this place would fall unless God was willing to turn over his power. Jeffrey then said to God when he got to the palace "Listen up God, My army and I don't like the way you run things and we think we could do much better in your place. "
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Re: Take Over
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2010, 10:13:03 PM »
(XD OMFG are you serious?!)
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Re: Take Over
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2010, 10:13:09 PM »
And then they got smited and were sent to Hell.
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Re: Take Over
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2010, 10:15:06 PM »
However due to the nature of the weapons they had brought, God's power was useless to try and smite them since Angel and Jeffrey had taken precautions to that effect for their whole entire army. Jeffrey then walked over to God. He drew his sword and said "You ruled too long. Get the Fuck out. "
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Re: Take Over
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2010, 10:16:14 PM »
Quote from: Orph on January 15, 2010, 10:13:09 PM
And then they got smited and were sent to Hell.

The Angels also got up from playing their funny prank not the Stars, not even a fucking scratch.
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Re: Take Over
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2010, 10:19:45 PM »
Clearly overjoyed at the opportunity to get back at the Starclanners for their betrayal, those Relorians who were sent to Heaven began fighting back against the Starclanners using whatever they had available, from fists and magic, to anything else they could get their hands on.


(You forget, God is A GOD. That means he/she's omnipotent, meaning it can do whatever the fuck it wants.)
« Last Edit: January 15, 2010, 10:21:09 PM by Nisorin »
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Seeing the world through a child's eyes is truly a unique experience. It helps you to retrieve that sense of awe, magic and wonder that you lost as you lost your innocence. Tell me, when was the last time that you thought of those childhood dreams? You know, the ones that you used to spend all your time wondering and fantasizing about? Have you forgotten them so easily? Have you forgotten what it felt like to see something for the first time, to see the magic in the mundane? Everyone says you should take the time to 'Stop and smell the roses'. But you should also take the time to look for the fairies, embrace the wind and enjoy the rain. Just once today, stop for a moment and look into that little piece of nature you pass everyday. Perhaps you may see something you did not notice before.

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Re: Take Over
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2010, 10:26:58 PM »
Jeffrey then plunged his sword into God's Heart and then ripped out god's own power and then sliced it up into several fragments. He fed one to Angel,  ate 3 himself and gave the rest to his army. He then laughed as he did this and used his share of the powers to turn the Relorians into flowers on earth. He had no time for petty annoyances like them. Now as God, he would pay the Judges a visit and give them a much deserved punishment.
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Re: Take Over
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2010, 10:28:54 PM »
And then God laughed, since nothing happened at all. "Well that was entertaining to say the least." God said as he lay there in his throne, a sword in his chest. "Now, be a duck!" He roared, and then it was so. Jeffery was a duck. "And now be violated!" He ordered, a nude native from Pax appearing, who began to forcefully penetrate Jeff in his duck form.
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Re: Take Over
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2010, 01:05:21 PM »
((This topic is home to so much epic fail I don't even know. Except for Orph. Cruel and unusual punishment FTW.)
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Re: Take Over
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2010, 10:09:02 PM »
(Eh... I don't think God would approve of this... And you should care, because you can't control God like that. God's beliefs create a limit.)
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Re: Take Over
« Reply #10 on: January 21, 2010, 04:49:54 PM »
((Fuck you I'm God bitch.))
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Re: Take Over
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2010, 03:17:26 AM »
((My Bad Necro-Post))
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