"Fuck this!" Konjan was yelling outside his once hut. "Fuck this to hellllll!"
His hut had burned to the ground. Those damned sages and their fucked up senses of humor. Destroying an old man's hut was not funny, and Konjan was sure that he would file a complaint to the manufacturer of the person who made his forcefield over his island.. which had also been destroyed. And so, Konjan decided he'd just make a mansion.
"That's the last time I get insurance, too."
As such, wallah! His mansion was made! And had burgers in it!