Author Topic: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex. (Read 10365 times)

King Jeebus · « **Reply #25 on:** June 15, 2011, 04:29:31 AM »

At this point, Jeebus brushed past Unstellar; Holding his own bags "Sup Ino. Left my fiancee. Coming to live with you guys again. My old apartment still good? Yes. Yes it better be." He muttered, trudging up to the old apartment that he just kept paying the rent for while he was away.

Ino · « **Reply #26 on:** June 15, 2011, 03:38:16 PM »

"Jeebie!" Ino cried in sudden joy as she sprinted after the English fellow in preparation of a ginormous glomping session. "I haven't seen you in forevererererererer!" she cried before she lept up and tackled the male.

King Jeebus · « **Reply #27 on:** June 15, 2011, 06:32:48 PM »

After attempting to slip past unnoticed, Jeebus had just been tackled by Ino. "FU-" He blustered as he fell to the ground under the girl "I...Yeah, hey and shit" He laughed, while he was struggling it was fun to be around these guys again.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #28 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:27:19 PM »

Sam woke with a start, bumping his head against the top bunk as he bolted upright in his bed. He'd just had the weirdest dream about a- ZZZ'QZY-YZZ!. The horrific noise cut through the small apartment with all the power of a bull elephant on steroids in mating season that just got a surprise enema*. Sam leaned over and looked up, his father, Ra' Kath, had just started snoring. He was absolute horrific. Slimy tentacles sprouted from his fac- no, tentacles were his face. Huge wings sprouted from his back, they were somehow slimy and leathery at the same time. And he was green. It was as if someone had taken a man shaped thing and placed bat wings on it and replaced it head with an octopus. Some people found it painful to look at him, others' heads simply exploded. Sam just thought he was annoying. He banged his fist against the side of the bunk and Ra' Kath bolted up right "Phn'glui mglw'nafh?!" he always spoke some odd eye bleedingly awful language in the early mornings. "Wake the fuck up! We got to go meet the other tenants and get breakfast." Sam said as he got out of bed and began getting dressed, a black t-shirt, jeans, and a red duster being his normal out fit. "Ium'up!" Ra' kath replied as he tossed the covers off of him. He was wearing striped pajamas and an also striped nightcap. Sam tossed Ra' Kath's black robes at him. "Then get dressed!" with that he walked out of the apartment and into the chaos.

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #29 on:** June 15, 2011, 10:41:54 PM »

The next time someone saw Zai, it was not on the floor.

It was on the ceiling. He was actively defying gravity with some odd set of shoes, as they gave off a hum sound as the underpaid worker... scrubbed the ceiling with a rag. And right beside him was a bucket of soap water. And how the hell the soap water wasn't falling was beyond anyone. "No one bothers to look at the ceiling. ... But I do." Zai murmurs under his breath, still continuing to make the ceiling that hangs over everyone shinier than a diamond.

Maybe this will get me a raise! Zai thought optimistically, a smile creeping on his face.

NO, IT WON'T

The fourth wall statement boomed in Zai's mind, as his head drooped dow- ... er, up, in disappointment.

DESTRUCTION · « **Reply #30 on:** June 15, 2011, 11:30:44 PM »

"MALPRG OIAD world, NIIS OLANI GEMEGANZA arise. OLANI OAI OIAD DRILPI destroyer, OLANI OAI OIAD fallen. OLANI OAI God." Orph mumbled in an odd mixture of his native language, and modern English. Still half-asleep, and half-drunk as he slowly opened his eyes. Rubbing the sleep from the corners of his eyes as he sat up in bed, looking around his pit of a room. A nearly empty bottle of Jack next to his bed, and a nameless woman at his side. A sticky note attached to her forehead with the word "Alexis" written on it, obviously his work due to the terrible handwriting.

Slowly taking it off he stood to his feet, grabbing the nearby pad of notes next to his bed and a pen he wrote a small note thanking her for her time, and telling her to get the hell out..in a more polite way of course. Sticking it to her bare breasts he grabbed a pair of pants off the floor and headed out into the hallway.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #31 on:** June 15, 2011, 11:42:31 PM »

Sam walked down the hall some ways and spotted Zai cleaning the ceilings. Ever delighting in the man's torment Sam caused a torrent of mud,shit,crushed bugs and toher rather nasty things to come into being and coat the ceiling that Zai had just finished cleaning. "Missed a spot!" he said with a devilish grin full of wickedly sharp teeth. He continued his walk don the hall and to the lobby where he could get some breakfast, muck dripping down onto the carpet and walls. Ra' Kath came rushing down the hall a few moments later, hastily pulling a black cloak, his circular tatoos breifly showing, when he found Zai and saw the mess. "Wait for me! YOU BETTER NOT EAT ALL THE PECAN SANDIES, really Zai you call yourself a janitor?, AGAIN YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" he said without stopping as he rushed after his son.

DESTRUCTION · « **Reply #32 on:** June 15, 2011, 11:53:43 PM »

Orph's eyes were half closed as his bare feet made contact with the mess Sam had recently conjured, his eyes instantly opening as he felt insects crawl over his toes. "Sam again?" He muttered groggily as he looked up at the janitor and close friend, the mess began to slowly pull itself from the wall and group into a single sphere right in the palm of Orph's right hand.

Ino · « **Reply #33 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:05:52 AM »

Ino raised her fingers and wiggled them deviously as she straddled Jeebus. Her face pulled into an evil grin as she tried to tickle Jeebus. She wasn't quite sure if he was ticklish but she was willing to try and tickle him.

King Jeebus · « **Reply #34 on:** June 16, 2011, 09:42:04 AM »

Jeebus narrowed his eyes and physically picked up Ino. "No tickling, child." He grinned as he carried her around "Now. Where should I put ya?"

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #35 on:** June 16, 2011, 10:03:00 AM »

"Yeah, it was him." Zai murmured, not bothering to look... uh... 'down' at Orph as he still continued to scrub the ceiling. "Could you throw that ball of mud in the incinerator? I'd throw it outside, but then I'd be kinda forced to clean the ground outside too. The incinerator is in the Janitor's closet in the lobby." Zai asked, still hard at work.

"... THIS FUCKING STAAAAAAIN!!" Zai shouted in despair, scrubbing as hard as possible on a stain on the ceiling that just wouldn't come off.

DESTRUCTION · « **Reply #36 on:** June 16, 2011, 01:22:32 PM »

"Eh, fuck it." Orph mumbled as the mud began to solidify far quicker then it should, turning into a solid rock of muck. "I'm just going to go hit him with it." The party loving member announced as he headed down the hallway, holding the rock in his hand with a dangerous gleam in his eyes.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #37 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:33:23 PM »

Hiro woke up from wherever he'd fallen asleep-It happened to be one of the lobby couches-And started walking. He looked at the display between Ino and that new guy he didn't know, and shrugged, before moving on. He saw Ra'Kath, blinked twice, then remembered Ra'Kath was a tenant he'd known for however the hell long. "Sup?" He said, before walking past them and in whatever direction he could to get away from them. Due to living in the same building as the duo for so long, and the little-known fact that Hiro was, in fact, made purely out of data(because screw YOU laws of physics, and also how the hell else would he survive falling from his room up above the top of the building otherwise?), he was pretty much immune to Ra'Kath's effects on people's brains, though it did cause a slight corruption in his programming. He'd sort it all out later, it was only slight bugging after all, no the main reason he was walking away from them was that Ra'Kath was just annoying about Pecan Sandies this, Pecan Sandies that. You'd think he'd eat more seafood, having a ~~octopus~~squid for a head, but no, aaaaalways the Sandies. In any case, he moved on, stopping when he saw Orph with the rock. "Sam again?"

UnStellar · « **Reply #38 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:42:54 PM »

A completely ignored UnStellar pulls a giant wooden mallet from hammerspace and starts hitting the bell with it.
"Bitch, please! I need a room!" He shouts over the racket.

King Jeebus · « **Reply #39 on:** June 16, 2011, 05:49:54 PM »

"MY PLACE HAS A SPARE ROOM. GAWD." Jeebus threw a spare key to Stellar and also threw Ino his way "We're 38B, name's Jeebus. We will rap battle later, for now I have 30 year-old scotch to enjoy." He retreated to his apartment, completely as it was when he left and poured himself a glass of old, expensive scotch.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #40 on:** June 16, 2011, 07:32:45 PM »

Lyoko222 swiped his card to the staff lounge and looked at the commotion before sighing and walking in. He found the mini bar and poured himself a drink before walking over to the couch.

Queen Bright · « **Reply #41 on:** June 16, 2011, 08:50:55 PM »

But someone was already on the couch.

"Damn. You found my hiding place," Hikaru muttered from her place on the couch, a large chapter book in one hand, a cup of coffee in the other, with her laptop on the table nearby, next to her nook and phone. "So much for relaxation." Hikaru placed the coffee down and dog-eared the page of her book, closing it and placing it on the table. Her gaze turned to Lyoko as she jumped up. "So what happened? People pestering the janitor again? Zai wants a raise ?Orph's dragging in strange girls? Ino is disturbing the peace with her singing?" Hikaru listed off the random antics the tenants did on a day to day basis as she scowled at some of the more obnoxious ones.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #42 on:** June 16, 2011, 08:58:11 PM »

He looks at her and shrugs before sitting next to her. He was kinda glad she didn't mention hos constant paintball wars. "Well, we are in the SP cluster fuck complex..." he says before he takes a drink. "But, hey... at least only a few of us have the key cards to the lounge."

UnStellar · « **Reply #43 on:** June 19, 2011, 02:47:13 AM »

UnStellar throws the mallet away, shattering a window somewhere.
"Great! We get to be room mates." He follows Jeebs to the room. "What's so special about 30 year old scotch?"

Queen Bright · « **Reply #44 on:** June 19, 2011, 09:36:38 AM »

Hikaru nodded in response and unhooked her own keycard from its usual place on a lanyard that hung around her neck. She looked down at it and scowled. It doubled as her admin pass and therefore resembled a your usual VIP pass. Only one problem. It was green. Green with black lettering on it that read "Leader." Hikaru grumbled, "I just wish Nisorin would have stuck with red, like your usual admin colors. Green just screams moderator! And what kind of staff members is called leader? I mean come on!" She growled, "Can't he stick to tradition?!"

"Anyways. May as well see what kind of trash Orph dragged in this time... Last one he had turned out to be a con artist wanted for serial murder."

Grabbing the laptop off the table and pocketing the phone, Hikaru left the nook and coffee. "Oh and enjoy the special privileges while they last.." Hikaru stopped near the door and turned around, "Don't think I've forgotten about your little paintball escapades. One more offense like before, and you may just wake up one morning to find that key card gone. After all. We don't exactly need an event staff." With one last smirk, she was gone, having left the room.

King Jeebus · « **Reply #45 on:** June 19, 2011, 09:44:54 AM »

"What is so nice about 30 year old scotch?!?" Jeebus' eyes widened "Good sir. I am disappoint." He poured Unstellar a glass "The older the scotch, the richer the taste. It's just better" After finishing his glass he replaced the bottle and brought out a cheaper, younger brand "I've limited myself to a glass a day with the good stuff."

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #46 on:** June 19, 2011, 10:13:11 AM »

He looks at her for a second, then back down at his Yellow key card... "Event Staff" it read. He shakes out of his trance and glares back at her again. "In my defense...", he pauses, "Um... I... uh..." he lowers his head. Damnit... she's fucking right., he thought.

He stares at the ground and thinks... Why am I event staff? They never keep me in the loop. but looks back up. That bitch. That's what she wanted to do... fuck with his head. He smirks at her and leans back in the couch pretending that it didn't bother him. "Ill see you soon too madame Richards."

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #47 on:** June 19, 2011, 11:49:16 AM »

Hiro shrugged, seeing as how Orph'd probably just walked past him in his quest to clobber Orga, and made for the Staff areas. To be fair, seeing as he was a viral data construct, he could go anywhere he wanted in the building almost instantly, EXCEPT for the Staff areas which Hik had protected with those damned Firewalls, which meant he was walking if he wanted to get there. Last time he tried to hack those, he was sent into standby by the anti-hacking measures put in place, and Hik nearly reprogrammed him to act as Zai's errand boy. Still, he had his Staff Card-Technically he couldn't NOT have it, since he installed it into himself in order to stop Sam and Ra'Kath from stealing it like they used to, how they got to his apartment Hiro had no idea-So he figured why not go relax?
He finally made it to the Staff lounge. He materialized his blue Moderator's Key-Card, showed it to the door, and dematerialized it once it was opened, confused by L-Rage's-He knew the guy's name was Lyoko222, but hiro always called him L-Rage anyways-content look on the couch, before seeing Hikaru and immediately freezing up. "I-I-I used the Key-Card this time, I swear, please dont turn me into a coffee machine!"

UnStellar · « **Reply #48 on:** June 19, 2011, 12:37:40 PM »

UnStellar reluctantly knocks back the glass of scotch, swallowing it in one gulp and stumbling slightly.
"Whooooaaaa that was YUMMY."

UnStellar does not handle alcohol well.

(OOC: True fact.)

DESTRUCTION · « **Reply #49 on:** June 19, 2011, 05:40:19 PM »

"Yeah." Orph mumbled as he walked down the hall with the rock in hand, spotting Sam from across the room he chucked it, and halfway through it's path a portal appeared, right in front of the rock, with it's twin right above Sam's head. A smirk on his face as he pulled a green card out of his back pocket, the word Leader was scratched out and replaced with Whimsical Tyrant. Swiping it and opening the door into the lounge he flicked the back wall, a door faded into existence, opening it and walking into what appeared to be an empty void, closing the door behind him. A second later the door opened again, and Orph walked out in a tailored executive's suit carrying sandwich baggy full of a green plant like substance, and chocolate milkshake from a nearby burger joint. Stuffing the baggy into his inside chest pocket he smiled and patted it a few times before realizing there were other people in the room, the door slowly melted into the wall. It was Orph's personal little nexus. "Don't worry, you'd make wonderful coffee Hiro. I'd even put actual coffee in you this time, instead of dirt and pineapple cores..boy was that a night." Orph laughed as he scratched the back of his head.