Author Topic: Shattered Planes Apartment Complex. (Read 10304 times)

Ino · « **Reply #50 on:** June 20, 2011, 02:44:16 AM »

"Eeee!" Ino cried as she latched back on to Jeebus's back like a sloth. Her arms were wrapped tight around his neck and her legs around his stomach as she butt raped him from behind (that's what it looked like anyway). "DADDEH."

Queen Bright · « **Reply #51 on:** June 20, 2011, 03:13:14 AM »

"Orph is tha-?" Hikaru backed up from her place just outside the door and back into the staff lounge, her eyes on the bag in Orph's hand. Promptly slamming the door shut and swiping her card to lock it, she turned back around to stare aghast at Orph and what he had just hid. "Are you out of your mind?!!" Hikaru shouted, "Marijuana? Here?! You're going to have us all busted for drug dealing. They're already monitoring us you know." As she said this, Hikaru crossed her arms and glared. "Oh that's all we need! It's not enough that we have cops hiding out there in the damn bushes. Now you're going to give them a reason to get a search warrant and bust through the door!"

King Jeebus · « **Reply #52 on:** June 20, 2011, 05:42:22 AM »

"Well, 10 minutes into moving back and i've got a new roommate and a daughter. Sounds about right" Jeebus laughed, having a couple more glasses of cheaper scotch before stretching, Ino still on his back "I'm gonna go check out what the deal is with everyone these days, see if I can't still break into the staff room and suchly" He grinned "Make yourself at home. Name's Jeebus." The Scottish man briefly introduced himself before wandering on out of the room, his 'daughter' still upon his back.

Ino · « **Reply #53 on:** June 20, 2011, 08:30:42 AM »

"I wanna ride a pony." Ino complained as she tilted her head back and opened her mouth wide to let out a particularly large burp before she clutched even tighter around the older male. A smile was plastered on her face as Jeebus walked around the Complex and every now and then she would randomly start to bounce and sing along to a random song that either filtered through open door ways or was in her mind somewhere. "Ooo, what's that? Ooo and that." Her ADD suddenly coming to a full on blast. "So shiny..."

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #54 on:** June 20, 2011, 11:34:44 AM »

Lyoko jumped up at the sound of the word... "What the fuck! And you didnt even offer to share!?" He stops himself and looks at Hik. "Er... I mean, think of the children?" His eyes dart from one side to the other. He tries to inch over to the door to try to escape.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #55 on:** June 20, 2011, 11:51:13 AM »

Thank you Orph for creating a distraction! Probability of Hik reprogramming me into a kitchen appliance has hopefully been reduced by 50%! Hiro thought, before hearing L-Rage's words and immediately facepalming. "L-Rage, you've doomed yourself, you know that, right? Im afraid I cant help you in such a matter."

UnStellar · « **Reply #56 on:** June 20, 2011, 01:46:19 PM »

A slightly tipsy UnStellar glances around the apartment curiously, deciding he'd already had to much of the scotch. It was pretty cool that he suddenly had a Scottish room mate. He'd always loved Scottish people. He stumbled into the spare room with his big paper grocery bag and starts removing dimensional cubes storing his stuff.

DESTRUCTION · « **Reply #57 on:** June 20, 2011, 02:10:52 PM »

"Don't worry, I used the Nexus. They can't bust me for buying illegal substances in a dimensional nexus..it's considered interplaner territory. As for possession, well..I have diplomatic immunity." The staff member replied as he rummaged around inside his jacket, pulling out what looked like a very high caliber hangun..hell it was practically a cannon. The words "diplomatic immunity" were engraved on the sides. "And of course I'll share, it's pretty much weapons grade ganja." He smiled as he stuffed the gun back into the holster hidden inside his jacket. "And stop acting as if this is the first time you've witnessed me doing something highly illegal and immoral. It's me we're talking about after all. I'm to be shot on sight in France and Sweden for things I will not mention..fuck the French and Swedish." Orpheus informed nonchalantly.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #58 on:** June 21, 2011, 10:42:23 AM »

An instant before the rock made contact with Sam's head it burst into dust that landed everywhere, well everywhere except for on Sam. "Nice try Orph, but no dice" he muttered to himself as he poured himself a Nukem (with real uranium!) and rank it all in one gulp. "HAIL TO THE KING!" he exclaimed loudly. It was at this point that Orga woke up inside Sam's head, causing the boy's eyes to glow an even brighter blue. He yawned and stretched himself (metaphorically) and took notice of the dust on the floor. "Orph again?"
"Yah. Bastard tried to hit me with a rock, heh, you think he'd be more creative"

Meanwhile, Ra' Kath was attacking the Pecan Sandies Display* with much vigor. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for how he ate. He started off be slathering the cookies in weird digestive juices that oozed from his tentacles then he lifted his head up as creepy little arms came out of his lamprey like mouth and began pulling the cookie goo into his mouth, a look of utter ecstacy on his face. Several of the people that witnessed this vomited from their eyes.

*Before Sam and his father took up residency in the SP complex, there was no PSD, due to the general consensus of Pecan Sandies being absolutly awful. Then people began having weird dreams, and seeing triangles with more than three corners and octagons that tesselated perfectly. After a rather horrific occurance in which a multi-galactical....thing, attempted to enter this world through Hik's toilet, one was quickly built.

K2 · « **Reply #59 on:** June 21, 2011, 11:50:38 PM »

A random Kaleb appeared, dazed and confused.

"Another Apartment Complex topic?" he muttered to himself.

DESTRUCTION · « **Reply #60 on:** June 22, 2011, 12:52:29 AM »

Turning and flicking the wall once more, Orph entered the door and literally walked through an invisible doorway near the PSD. "Dude. That's gross." Orph muttered as he looked at the event with nothing but cold disgust. Seemingly unaffected by the monsters ability had making people vomit from the wrong orifices.

"And an Sam? That dust is actually a large amount Enochian inscribed micro-beads. If you don't stop breathing in the next few moments your lungs are going to be banished to the Seven Dimension." Orph grinned as the dust started to shine rather faintly.

UnStellar · « **Reply #61 on:** June 23, 2011, 02:10:34 AM »

Against his better judgment, UnStellar slams another glass of scotch, a much bigger glass then before. The result was a very, very drunk fifteen year old boy in a bowler meandering around the complex opening any door that wasn't locked.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #62 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:25:47 AM »

Sam pointed and laughed at Orph.
"HAH! Your first mistake was assuming I cherished all my vital organs!" he exclaimed as his lungs went wherever the fuck Orph sent them off to. He then went back to drinking uranium.

Ra' Kath finished his meal burped loudly and walked off to go lounge on a couch.

DESTRUCTION · « **Reply #63 on:** June 24, 2011, 10:31:48 PM »

"Well I like to keep my internal organs on hand, they pay good money on the black market for em..and that's where I just sent your lungs, my wallet was feeling empty. Thanks bro." Orph laughed as he gave a thumbs up, checking his pocket as a few hundred hundreds.

"Sweet."

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #64 on:** June 25, 2011, 01:17:37 PM »

Three quarters of the money Orph had pocketed flew into Sam's hand. "Thanks, this should just about cover the finders fee" he said as he pocketed the cash and regrew his lungs. He then walked off to find Hiro.

Meanwhile Ra' Kath had finally found Fah sleeping in the only Laz-Y-Boy in the Lounge, a newspaper on his lap. He stood next to him for several moments impatiently tapping his foot on the ground. "WAKEUP!" he shouted at the armored guard after he grew tired of waiting. "HUH whuh?!" he startled as he sat up, the newspaper falling to the floor. "You were sleeping on the job Ra' Kath replied cooling, looking at Fah with disdain. "What, no, I would..NEVER sleep on the job. Ever. I was just...FIGHTING THIS CHAIR!" he exclaimed, attacking the chair with much vigor. "Take THAT, and THAT foul fiend!" he cried as he ripped the chair apart. Ra' Kath clapped slowly, a complete lack of expression on his face. " Yes, thank you very much Fah, I'm certain that the chair will never threaten anyone ever again. Now if you would be so kind as to bring our clothes down to the laundry room, it's they be washed"
"Again?", Fah inquired nervously.
"Yes again."
"Aaaaaw" Fah excalimed as he left to go wash the master and son's clothes.

DESTRUCTION · « **Reply #65 on:** June 25, 2011, 01:24:40 PM »

"Next time I'm going to use a bigger rock..maybe a small planet.." Orph mumbled to himself as he started to look around; someone very special was due to arrive soon. And she would need at least some sort of protection from the madness that thrived here.

Ino · « **Reply #66 on:** June 25, 2011, 02:37:17 PM »

"OH REGGIE KINS." Ino chirped as she sprinted down the hallway, her bare feet slapping the tile with a loud thwack and thumping on the carpet with dull thuds as she ran. "I'M GONNA FIND YOOOOU!" she cried as she turned the corner and dead sprinted down that hallway too.

UnStellar · « **Reply #67 on:** June 26, 2011, 11:32:31 AM »

Running straight into a drunken UnStellar and knocking both of them over.

King Jeebus · « **Reply #68 on:** June 26, 2011, 01:39:17 PM »

"Stellar! Good to see my scotch didn't kill you." Jeebus laughed, walking towards the people on the floor "Because that'd suck, having a roommate will be like fun and shit. What's your opinion on bacon?"

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #69 on:** June 26, 2011, 02:58:23 PM »

"IT'S FUCKING DELICIOUS!" Sam and Orga replied angrily as they stormed past the group, intent on finding Hiro. That bastard owed them fifty bucks and five metric tons of heroin.

Fah, however, was carrying Ra' Kath's and Sam's clothes in a large basket to the laundry room. It was something he dreaded having to do. Ra' Kath rarely washed his clothes (like twice a year tops) and as such usually wore the same clothes over and over everyday. And although he may have hated him, Sam was nothing if not his father's son. So on the rare occasion that they did have them washed, their clothes were always incredibly filthy. Thats still not all that bad though. When their clothes came into contact with both cold water and Dawn horrible things came from them. Things Fah, and sometimes others, would have to defeat*. Naturally Fah asked his masters if he just wash them in something other than cold water and dawn. Both of them said no on the grounds that cold water and Dawn preserve color^ better and they didn't want to wear faded clothes.

* Many people still remember The Terror of '010, in which it took Fah and all of Hiro's Mercs to fight back tide of monstrosities that poured forth.
^ An outrageous falsehood.

King Jeebus · « **Reply #70 on:** June 26, 2011, 03:05:13 PM »

"GOOD MAN!" The Scottish man replied, he had no idea who those people were but if they liked bacon they were OK with him.

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #71 on:** June 26, 2011, 10:15:31 PM »

Unknown to everyone in the apartment complex, Zai was carefully vacuuming.

The side of the building, that is, with his antigravity boots on. The loud noise from the cleaning device echoed all throughout the area, as Zai was humming to a tune he was listening to on his earphones.

And then, the Vacuum cleaner stopped working. Zai looked down at it suddenly, and followed the looooong cable with bajillions of extension chords, all the way to where it was plugged in at. "Son of a..."

Ino · « **Reply #72 on:** June 27, 2011, 03:22:33 PM »

Ino had, unaware, loosened the plug on the vacuum cleaner and had in the end unplugged it. Of course, that didn't mean she hadn't tripped on it, just because she was unaware. "Eeep!" she squealed when she fell to the ground. "I'm sorry!" she called out and then when she saw Zai she froze, her blood running cold. "Gah!"

Hadderfox · « **Reply #73 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:23:29 PM »

Rowan walked up to the building and took a deep inhale of breath. She was unacustomed to moving in with people she barely knew, but someone close to her told her that it would be fine. It took a bit to convince her, but here she stood with her bags of clothes and her pet marten staring at the apartment complex. "Let's just hope things aren't TOO chaotic, eh Cernunn." Her only reply from the red furred weasel was a small *Chu* sound and a lick of her cheek. "Okay, here we go." Rowan walked up to the door, rapping her fist against the door.

Ino · « **Reply #74 on:** June 27, 2011, 04:28:08 PM »

"NEWCOMER." Ino chirped as she pointed at the person walking in through the front doors. "YAY!" she cried happily as she bolted from the floor towards the newcomer, her speed gaining momentum as she prepared herself for a glomp.