Shattered Planes Apartment Complex.

[Orga the Strange]

Sam exploded through a wall near Rowan and Hiro. "SOMEONE SAID MY NAME WHO WAS IT?! Hiro! You little bastard, you owe us money and heroin!! " he said, his eyes shining blue, and his teeth sharper than a dragon's. His sword was drawn. Half a second later the floor seemed to fall away as what looked like a some kind of flower made of flesh grew from the floor, it opened up and Ra' Kath stepped out of it. "SOMEONE SAID PECAN SANDIES, I WANT THEM!" he shouted, two NPCs dying of ECD*. He looked at them for a few seconds. "Zai's gonna need a lot of bleach"



*Explosive Cranial Decompression

[Ino]

Ino wailed suddenly as she hugged herself again and then curled into a ball before she started to roll down the hallway and up and down the corridors. When she came back she popped out before running around in circles and shaking her hands like a madwoman. "ZAI IS GOING TO KEEL MEH."

[Embodiment of Cringe]

Meanwhile, outside the building...

Zai had finally finished walking all the way down to the bottom of the apartment complex, following the super long vacuum cord to ensure it was still plugged in. Sadly, it was not.
"...  Why is 'vacuuming the outside walls of the apartment complex' a duty anyways? Doesn't the wind already do it--"

Zai's janitorial senses were tingling. "I have the sudden urge to keel someone."

[Ino]

Ino froze in midstep of her walk to the ginormous kitchen; something was off...something dangerous. "Oh, shit..."

[Embodiment of Cringe]

The kitchen's window lit up only part of the room, the sunset-like light rays cast themselves into the middle of the room with floating bits of dust that could clearly be seen in the illuminating rays.

And then, the window broke. Zai, the Janitor, stood there with a mop in hand. And within moments, he pointed at Ino. "I WILL CLEAN THE SOUL OUT OF YOOOOOOOU!!" Zai screamed, and just before he was going to.. uh.. stab Ino with his mop, he stopped. "... oh dear, I've made quite a mess. This window will probably come out of my paycheck too... and ugh! The air is so dusty in here!" Zai complained, and immediately started sweeping up the broken glass with a brush and dustpan he got out of nowhere.

"... Oh hi Ino. Need something?"

[Ino]

Ino's eyes were the size of saucers and her mouth was drawn in a tight pucker face like expression; one leg was raised up as she stood on her toes of the other and her arms were pulled back as well. "Uhm..." Ino blinked a few times before she bolted from the room shouting "Nothing!"

[Embodiment of Cringe]

Zai shrugged his shoulders before he went back to sweeping.

"It has been forever since we last met, Janitor."

The voice was unforgettable to Zai. It was king bed bug, the king of all bed bugs. And he had came to the apartment complex. Zai slowly turned around to witness his sworn enemy.

"King Bed bug. So you did survive our last encounter." Zai spat, holding his broom with both hands, ready for combat.
"I was brought into this complex by humans who wish to pay me beds." The King Bed bug replied a generic video game line from a game made by Konami.
"Beds?! You steal human's sanitation, and make them your slaves!" Zai shouted back.
"Perhaps the same could be said of all insects..." King Bed bug mused, but Zai took a step forward in frustration and anger.
"Your words are as empty as your tiny insect soul! Humankind ill needs of your filth in our beds!"
"What is a human?! A miserable little pile of lies! But enough talk! Have at you!" The King Bed bug finally snapped, and unsheathed a silver sord, coated with insect guts and dirt. It hadn't been cleaned in the last million years, but it was sharp.

Zai held forward his broom, as a calming blue light shot through the ceiling and hit the clean tool's very bristels! They were being charged with the energy of janitors from all over the cosmos, to give Zai himself the power to defeat the king of all bed bugs!

Suddenly, his broom turned into a massive machine broom gun, featuring fully automatic firing of over 1,562 million brooms per second, complete with-
No, janitors don't get cool weapons like this.

Suddenly, his broom... had turned into insect killer.

"NOOOO! Not insect killer! I can't stand that!" King Bed Bug shouted, as Zai held it up.
"This Complex... and all the people living here... they expect it to be clean! They expect it to be free of filth like you! My duty is to make this place a shining shelter for the clustering minds of Shattered Planes!" Zai shouted, starting an epic inspirational speech.
"But you're so horribly underpaid! Why the hell do you go through so much trouble?!"

Silence. The King Bed Bug just killed whatever mood he had set.

Zai just sprayed the damn bug and killed it, and all the bed bugs abandoned the complex by losing their leader.