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Letters of the Dictators II
« on: May 19, 2011, 11:33:18 PM »
Dear Anrufe

Leave our territories, men and technology alone. For the last time, call off your stupid overzealous AI.

- Black Guard
 

Dear Gregory Falzone

10011010018320931908109243809120483019031290312 translated "I shall destroy you."
-Oblivion
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2011, 11:35:33 PM »
Dear Microsoft,

       Stop fucking me over!!!!! Ive payed to god damn much money to be treated like this! OMG.... Bill Gates, i swear to God almighty. When i find you, you WILL die.

-Enraged Customer
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AI Delta- DAIS Director/Anrufe Member
Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2011, 11:37:36 PM »
To whom it may concern,
'Shall' implies both a willingness and ability to carry out the intended, which you obviously have neither or you'd not send a death threat. My good sir, Im afraid you know nothing about the element of surprise, or proper manners.
-Gregory Falzone, Machine King.
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2011, 11:39:12 PM »
Dear Gregory Falzone

Please accept the enclosed.

Enclosed

EMP bomb

- Oblivion (Approve me already Pokemon Master Red or I shall rain doom down on your chars)
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2011, 11:40:11 PM »
Dear Gregory,

   I just made up this hilarious joke about how idiotic narikians and the black guard are... For certain reasons, i must say it in our language.

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752983275239875184710570175157067205740275029537604927403720847530837082750927350927

XD. Get it?

-AI Delta
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AI Delta- DAIS Director/Anrufe Member
Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2011, 11:47:24 PM »
Dear AI Delta

Wait until I tell the BG what your joke was. They won't be too pleased.

PS : I already did.

- Rogue (Approve me already staff of SP)
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #6 on: May 19, 2011, 11:48:54 PM »
To whom it may concern,
Oh, Im afraid I couldn't possibly accept such a gift! Im afraid I really must return it to you. Perhaps you might wish to open the box itself, though, and check it?
-Gregory Falzone

To Delta,
Aaahhh, yes, very clever. I'd have never thought to link such concepts to the BG, very amusing indeed. Here's one of my own, as well. Hope you dont mind the accent, though, I haven't spoken in our language in a good while.

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Best regards,
-Gregory Falzone
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2011, 11:49:35 PM »
What was- Oh, right...

Dear everyone,

What was wrong with the last topic?

Signed,
Zai

PS. I swear, if it's K23's post stretching it that you're annoyed with, you didn't look hard enough for the post button.
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2011, 11:51:29 PM »
Dear Zai

Try to reply to that topic.

-Zero

Dear Gregory Falzone

190-02-342i0-012904o309109890432091290342909012099230091290439720094321 Translated. : Die Scum!
 
-Anonymous

PS : Tick Tick Tick, Boom! EMP bomb detonated near you.

Dear Lorcar King

Get out of SP

- Narrikians
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2011, 11:52:17 PM »
Hawk,

I already did. Two times. And I posted SUCCESSFULLY.

Sign,
Zai

PS. So it WAS that!
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2011, 11:54:04 PM »
Dear Gregory,

   Classic! They are indeed. Here another... Whats a Monkey, a pile of feces, and a redneck mixed together? A Narikian!!!!!

-AI Delta
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Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
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Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2011, 11:55:22 PM »
Dear AI Delta

What is an inferior code, a virus, and a germ combined? You.

- Rogue

Dear Gregory Falzone

Please accept the enclosed.

Enclosed.

14020-04239905320-90219023409241909053249024909324209042390320990329029035290 Emp bomb/atomic bomb
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2011, 11:56:12 PM »
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2011, 11:57:21 PM »
Dear rouge,

   It makes me laugh at how little you know about technology... Germs arent even a computer term... but i do congradulate you on being able to say a 4 letter word... thats quite an accomplishment for your race.

-AI Delta
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Mark Tepper- lvl 5- CEO of Grunder Ind. -
AI Delta- DAIS Director/Anrufe Member
Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2011, 11:58:49 PM »
Dear Ai Delta

Take this present. I insist that you take it.

Enclosed,

Black Hole.

- Rogue - Cyborg/Technological Organism.
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2011, 12:10:01 AM »
Dear "Narrikian Empire",
Dont message me again or I'll fry your innards in trans fat and eat them as snacks. I have stuff to do, species to eat, and messages by people I dont know distract me. -_-
-Delton, Lorcar Brood King

To whom it may concern,
I must've misspoke, Im sorry. I meant earlier that I literally couldn't accept that package as it was screened out of my mail and sent back. Terribly sorry.
-Gregory Falzone
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2011, 12:12:02 AM »
Dear Delton Lorcar Brood King

Here is a present

-"Anrufe."

Enclosed was a bomb filled with a lorcar toxin mist.

Dear Gregory Falzone

Here.

Enclosed was the corpse of Carl Dolos, mutiliated pretty badly, the face burnt beyond recognition and the mark sticking out of his chest in a grotesque fashion.

-Rogue

PS- I will do that to all your organics.
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2011, 12:22:59 AM »
Dear "Narrikians posing as "Anrufe"",
Why the hell would you think a bomb would work just because its in a package? We're psychic, morons.
Also, that might've worked to turn as against this Anrufe, but postal companies always leave return adresses. It was the same one.
-Delton
PS: Dont bother evacuating, you'll just end up giving the civilians false hope. I will be eating your innard-fries before the night is out.

TWIMC,
Im sorry, I never viewed the package. However, it seemed according the report to be some Narrikian, badly mutalated. So...I dont know, do you want broken computer boards or something to creep you out? I've heard of worse.
-Gregory Falzone
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2011, 12:26:14 AM »
Dear Delton

IF you can even reach us. Which considering the defenses of our world, would take a miracle.

- Narrikian Empire

PS : Here.

Anti Lorcar toxin would waft all over the Lorcar world.


Dear Gregory Falzone

That was Carl Dolos. One who you entrusted the mark to. Now you are next. I don't want this to be too easy, but I've locked you in your current body. Feel free to bring whatever weapons you want to a one on one duel if you want the key code.

- Rogue
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2011, 12:36:26 AM »
Dear 'Narrikian',
You ain't the only one to have defenses before. What do you think we use our Psychic power for, tea?
Also, yeah, you made it smell bad as far as we're concerned. We've got our own self-made plants which process toxins...So those are pretty inneffective.
-Delton

TWIMC,
Well, now I do know you're either demented, or just an idiot. Do you really think that these machines are made so thats even physically possible? Please, get over yourself.
-Gregory Falzone
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2011, 12:41:12 AM »
Dear Red,

Please poast, my Solstici feels ronery.

Sincerely,

Zai

PS. Everyone be a man and try to post in the other topic!
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Re: Letters of the Dictators II
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2011, 10:12:14 AM »
Dear mortal and pseudo-immortals,

I'm coming for ya!

- Abaddon
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