Author Topic: Take cover! (Read 2168 times)

K2 · « **on:** June 16, 2011, 11:00:47 AM »

Spam bots are attacking SP.

In other news, I want a pizza...

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #1 on:** June 16, 2011, 11:06:28 AM »

Hello, this is Papa Johns. Can I take your order?

K2 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2011, 11:47:52 AM »

Yes, I'd like two large pizzas. One, pepperoni and bacon. The other.. uh.. Let's see. How bout a beef and chicken? Yes, thank you. Carry out. Yes, that's my address. Yes, that's me. Alright. Appreciate it. Hm? Oh. Cash. Yes, thank you. Have a nice day.

Queen Bright · « **Reply #3 on:** June 16, 2011, 11:48:42 AM »

I'll take a meat lovers.

K2 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 16, 2011, 11:54:23 AM »

You're paying for that one. That's an extra ten dollars.

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #5 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:00:13 PM »

Hello, this is Papa Johns regarding your order. It seems you were ordering from.. 'The Shattered Planes.' It will cost extra to deliver your pizza across space and time and throughout the dimensions. Is this okay?

K2 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:07:02 PM »

Yeah, that's no problem. Just, when you get through the dimensional vortex, watch out for giant planets made of pudding.

Queen Bright · « **Reply #7 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:09:14 PM »

And the reason you can't just teleport it to us is?

King Jeebus · « **Reply #8 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:10:23 PM »

GUYS WAIT I WANT CURLY FRIES.

Queen Bright · « **Reply #9 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:10:53 PM »

Papa John's doesn't have curly fries... That's Arby's.

K2 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:21:07 PM »

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #11 on:** June 16, 2011, 12:43:29 PM »

We're a Papa Johns from the Planet Earth in 2011. It will more than likely be a century or so before we develop such technologies. Please be patient with us while we deliver your pizza.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #12 on:** June 21, 2011, 11:01:22 AM »

"I'll twenty-five big macs, twelve orders of fries, two shakes, eight large drinks, fifteen double cheeseburgers, and a diet Coke please"

K2 · « **Reply #13 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:07:30 PM »

That's a lot.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #14 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:08:24 PM »

Imma big boy.

K2 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:09:41 PM »

That could take like an hour to cook. XD

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #16 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:13:30 PM »

You better cook fast then, or I'll just settle for eating you.
*Grabs knife and fork*

K2 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:16:04 PM »

I don't even work here.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #18 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:26:16 PM »

DO IT!

K2 · « **Reply #19 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:27:07 PM »

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #20 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:30:44 PM »

Um...because.....you're attacking my planet and therefore owe me?

K2 · « **Reply #21 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:32:15 PM »

But I'm attacking everybody's planets.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #22 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:37:46 PM »

....You're gonna be making alot of food.

K2 · « **Reply #23 on:** June 21, 2011, 01:52:27 PM »

B-b-ut...

The rest of the staff approved of the event!

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #24 on:** June 23, 2011, 10:15:21 AM »

Fool, I am not staff! I am the all-powerful,

EVERYMAN!

It is I that makes all decisions then pulls crazy dream shit to make you think you decided it!