"Before my creator answers." Jay grinned at Hikaru "I pretty well took care of Miss Kurai, I figure she matches you pretty easily" He smiled, tipping his hat to the sage.
4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?
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Lucien sighed, wondering why exactly he invited a man who hates him and a man he barely knows to his home for dinner. He had served up what he could with his limited skills in cookery, after all he was a battle mage. Jay spent much of the night eating half of his food and playing as a "party trick" to rewind it back to it's original state and Addler just stared daggers at Lucien the whole night. The whole night could only be considered an unmitigated failure.
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"Yeah sorry Lucien. Seems like something i'd do" Jay laughed, hand behind his head sort of patting Luciens back with the other "If it's any consolation im sure it'd be delicious."
9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club.
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"Hey Kallen, want to g-" Isaac started before superbly interrupted by Kallen.
"No. Go away." She muttered before returning to planning her next pirate raid.
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You need to stay at a friends house for a night. Who do you choose? 1 or 6?
"Well" James looked over both of his characters "Probably Skye. Haseo's a fuckin' Hermit."
"Fuck you, man. I was gonna make enchiladas" Haseo responded, almost hurt
"Alchemised enchiladas are bad enchiladas" James replied to the fox, smiling.
2 and 6 are making out. 10 walks in. What is their reaction?
Ezra and Skye, two people who were just suddenly caught in the moment were on the couch, making out passionately; Embracing each other so. Pretty much silently, Rezick entered the room. The only thought that actually really crossed his mind was Ezra actually scored a chick? First time for everything then I guess.. Since it was really none of his business, Rezick left the room nigh on promptly.
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Skye leaned over James' shoulder the second he finished writing it and scribbled over the paper on that question NOT GONNA HAPPEN.
3 falls in love with 6, 8 is jealous. What happens?
Addler and Skye sat on Skye's sofa in her apartment, just sort of embracing warmly. Both truly content and happy. Well that is until Time completely stopped for Addler. Addler looked over the room he was in as nothing but him was progressing. A hand laid on his shoulder and he felt the cold press of steel on his neck on the other side.
"I'm not gonna kill you, Addler." The farmiliar voice of Jay resounded in the timeless area "No, i'm no killer." His voice was dark and somewhat.... Sad. "But if you hurt her. If you even think about it." The Templar continued "I might forget that fact for a little while. You get me?"
Addler nodded, terrified. After all, he didn't understand the strange workings of Jay's powers and he rightly didnt want to know.
As quickly as it all happened, everything returned to normal and Jay was gone.
"Hon, are you ok?" Skye asked the man she was sat with.
"Y-...Yeah." Addlers voice was shaken but he knew deep in his heart if Jay's words were true then he had nothing to fear. He'd never hurt this woman.
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"Awww" Skye smiled after reading the paper on that one.
"You made me out to be a real dick man" Jay muttered, kind of hurt that his creator knew that side of him so well.
4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue, 10, 2, or 7?
"So you think i'm unlovable, huh?!" Lucien stood before James, a fireball in his hand in the poorly lit alley. The fire lighting the dark expression on Lucien's face. "N-No man" James responded, damn well terrified given he knew nothing of the magical arts "I just uh... I just"
"YOU JUST WHAT, JERK?!" Lucien stepped closer still to the terrified young man.
"I just uh... I don't fuckin' know man!" James shook, stepping back.
"Pathetic." A golden crock of flame burst into Lucien's back from behind and Lucien collapsed. What stood at the end of the alley was not what James suspected; Hikaru.
"Don't get any funny ideas." She muttered, stepping over Lucien "I still don't like you and you're a terrible writer" She grabbed the smouldering, unconscious man "But you are weak. This idiot shouldn't have regarded anything you said for that." She dragged Lucien away, presumably to kick his ass further.
1 decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what is happening?
"Oh gods oh gods oh gods" The young fox Haseo ran around the kitchen as this creature that appeared to be half enchilada half homunculus began to decimate the kitchen "I can fix this! It's fine just get it back into the circle!" The fox shouted towards the terrified audience "Some of you may have to be bait or possibly die to appease the beast here but dammit I will make a damn delicious meal!!"
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"That is a fucking lie and you know it" Haseo smacked James one over the back of his head "My cooking is great."
3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose?
"Is suicide an option...?" Addler muttered, looking over his potential husbands while pondering the insane and unlikely chain of events that led to this situation. "Probably Jay, sorry Isaac but you're just... So old." Addler sighed, then looking to Lucien "And you. I'd sooner jump from a cliff."
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"You missed that im attractive." Jay grinned, looking at the paper.
7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?
"I want your left leg" Hikaru demanded, her usual tone of acting greater than all else in the universe as clear as day.
"You want what?" Kallen replied, shocked.
"I want your left leg."
"I'm not giving you that for Ezra!!" Kallen crossed her arms, staring at Hikaru menacingly.
"Well, good. I already killed him" Hikaru smiled darkly.
Everyone gangs up on 3, does 3 have a chance in hell?
"Nope."
Everyone is invited to 2 and 10's wedding except for 8. How do they react?
The whole group was sat around their usual meeting spot, talking about their invites to the wedding, what they were going to wear etc. Then Jay walked up.
"Hey guys, sup?" He asked, chilled as ever.
"Oh we're just talking about Ezra and Rezick's wedding. You get your invite today?" Haseo replied, seemingly alchemizing what appeared to be some sort of tortilla "Dammit I should be able to get this right..." He muttered.
"Uhm...No?" Jay asked, surprised "They told me it was gonna be a family only thing. Why? Did you guys get invites?"
"Yeah Jay."
"One sec." Jay muttered, disappearing for a second and returning to where he was the moment next.
"I...What did you do?" Skye asked, a little scared of what the Templar did to the happy couple.
"You'll see."
The next day of the wedding, both grooms awoke to find themselves in the middle of absolutely nowhere holding only a note that read Well fuck you too. signed by Jay.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
"The question is why would I be afraid of some mortal?" Skye smiled, looking over the Phoenix Sage "As high and powerful an embodiment of Space doesn't NEED to fear some creature such as her."
1 arrives late for 2 and 10s wedding. What happens and why were they late?
"FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK" Haseo ran in his damn expensive suit from road to road trying to find the church Ezra and Rezick's wedding was supposed to be at. Eventually, after the third or fourth place he finally found the place; Halfway through the ceremony ironically just as the reverend asked "Does anyone object to the bonding of these two in holy matr-" Haseo burst through the mighty oak double doors, stumbling a little. Heads turned, people gasped.
"I uh... Sorry. Im late." He chuckled, awkwardly getting to his seat.
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"....Yeah. Sounds right" Haseo laughed.
5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?
Some time after Isaac SOMEHOW convinced Kallen to come to the strip club with him, they burst into James' communal house. "AND I'M TELLIN' YA, A PIRATES LIFE IS BEST." Kallen blurted out, staggering in "JAMES. GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE BOY" She laughed, shouting throughout the whole home and sitting on the couch.
Isaac said literally nothing but just giggled profusely and sat on the ground where he was at the door.
An incredibly tired James stumbled down the stairs, looking at the wasted duo.
"Well. Looks like you two have been partying." James sighed, walking over to the kitchen and coming back out holding a bottle marked 'fireball whiskey' "And i'd be damned if I ever let a party end on my watch."
And thus they all kept drinking until about 7am when Regina came down and slapped James around for letting the drunkards into her house just for the sake of not letting a party end.
9 murders 2's best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?
"Oh i'm gonna destroy him" Ezra grumbled to Rezick, pacing around their living room "I'm not just going to kill him..." He stormed off into his workshop and came out with what appeared to be some sort of laser gun "I'm going to shoot him all over his body until he begs me to let him die.... Then im going to heal him until he's back to normal AND DO IT AGAIN...." Ezra grumbled, angry as all hell until Rezick walked over and kissed him. Smiling as he drew away from the kiss Ezra sighed, hugging Rezick "Sorry... It just makes me so mad my best friends just.... Gone...."
Rezick embraced Ezra lovingly and sighed "I know.... But killing Isaac won't help either."
6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 same themselves or 1?
Skye looked at Haseo, the button in her hand. If she didn't press the button, he item would be dropped on her; Killing her instantly. If she did press the button, Haseo would die. She walked to the fox and sighed, a tear in her eyes.
"Press it." Haseo muttered to her, a stern face on "Space needs an embodiment. I'm a dime a dozen."
"You're my friend, Haseo... You matter so much to me." She said, softly.
Haseo leant forward and kissed the embodiment. As he did so, he pressed the button in her hand.
He collapsed to the floor, Skye's item disappeared entirely.
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Skye and Haseo just sort of looked at one another awkwardly.
8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forgot to bring any food. What do they do?
"YOU FORGOT THE MOTHERFUCKIN' FOOD?!" Jay shouted at the leader of the Zarethians, they were in the middle of nowhere and Jay had vowed not to use his powers for this trip. The trip was mostly just to get rid of the little bit of bad blood caused by Addler and Skye's relationship but it seemed to be making it much, much worse.
"I couldn't think while packing due to your incessant hopping around the room!" Addler accused, pointing at Jay from across the campsite "If anything this is your fault!"
"It wasn't my job to pack food!"
This argument continued for a while before they both realised that yes, Addler did pack food; They just didnt notice.
5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What does 9 do?
"Kallen!"
That was all Isaac could say as the doctors dragged him away to tend to Kallen.
She was pretty banged up, a head on collision.
A while later, Isaac was in the waiting room. His drinking buddy was in a critical condition. He dropped the senile act and called everyone up to at least visit her.
The quiz is over. How do they all feel?
"What in the fuck." Jay sighed, looking at Regina darkly "Some of these questions were kind weird."
Pretty much everyone nodded in agreement.