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Death has come for your mortal soul
« on: August 01, 2011, 04:13:49 AM »
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #1 on: August 01, 2011, 09:21:59 AM »
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #2 on: August 01, 2011, 10:27:50 AM »
Quote from: Magister Hikaru on August 01, 2011, 09:21:59 AM
Chess
Okay so the way i'm doing this is rolling 2 d20s, one is you and one is Death. 20 is critical success, 1 is critical fail. Winner takes the soul then i'm writing it up.
Hikaru rolled 7. Death Rolled 7.

While your skills in Chess are masterful, as are Deaths. You both get caught up in this matching of wits before looking down and realising you both only have a king left.
You proceed for another round.

Hikaru rolled 14. Death rolled 10.

This time you came prepared and really turned it around as Death had you in Check, you moved your Rook into checkmate on him.

HIKARU KEEPS HER SOUL.
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2011, 12:22:03 PM »
Bus stop.
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #4 on: August 01, 2011, 03:20:47 PM »
Armored Core 4 on the 360.
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #5 on: August 01, 2011, 03:44:23 PM »
Texas Hold'em...
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #6 on: August 01, 2011, 04:31:37 PM »
The "Not a Skeleton" game
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #7 on: August 01, 2011, 04:53:19 PM »
Pass the Pigs.
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2011, 07:14:03 PM »
Quote from: Sir Nik the I- Prince of Fishies (and Cows) on August 01, 2011, 12:22:03 PM
Bus stop.

Deaths never heard of this game but he plays you at it anyway

Nik Rolled- 17. Death Rolled- 13.

Deaths lack of understanding of this weird ass game has Nik absolutely trounce him

Quote from: Pokemon Master Red on August 01, 2011, 03:20:47 PM
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Red Rolled- 15. Death Rolled- 20.

While Red was damn good at this game, Death had a trick up his sleeve. On the screen where you pick your Robot was another completely AWESOME selection; Death chose Tegenn Toppa Gurren Lagann.
Red was absolutely destroyed by the awesome Death brought upon him

Quote from: Lord Lyoko222 on August 01, 2011, 03:44:23 PM
Texas Hold'em...

Lyoko Rolled- 12. Death Rolled- 9

Lyoko plays Death under the fucking table with a royal flush.

Quote from: Majora on August 01, 2011, 04:31:37 PM
The "Not a Skeleton" game

Majora Rolled- 1. Death Rolled- 2.

Death smirked at Majora as he PHYSICALLY RIPPED OFF ANYTHING THAT MADE MAJORA NOT A SKELETON AND PUT IT ON HIS OWN BODY.
((Yes, this is the depth of a critical failure)

Quote from: Knight UnStellar on August 01, 2011, 04:53:19 PM
Pass the Pigs.

KOL Rolled- 3. Death Rolled- 19.

You dared to challenge Death at the passing of pigs? Death is the fucking master at passing pigs.
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2011, 07:37:47 PM »
Damn, Death is crafty.

Majora's Mask
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2011, 09:03:58 PM »
I don't get why everytime I win something, yall assume I'm cheating.
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2011, 09:32:14 PM »
It's because you are.
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2011, 09:34:53 PM »
How do you play death in a game of Majora's Mask?
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2011, 09:46:00 PM »
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2011, 09:53:52 PM »
Epic drinking contest...
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2011, 10:02:20 PM »
Yo Mama contest
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #16 on: August 01, 2011, 10:04:35 PM »
An anything-goes Rock paper scissors match. (Anything you can make the general shape of with your hand is permitted.)
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #17 on: August 01, 2011, 10:15:29 PM »
Death could just throw his hand in and say that death beats all.
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« Reply #18 on: August 01, 2011, 10:53:24 PM »
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #19 on: August 01, 2011, 11:01:09 PM »
RAP BATTLE
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2011, 11:11:55 PM »
SEXY CONTEST. LET'S GO, DEATH. MY FAT ROLLS WILL DOMINATE THIS.
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2011, 11:17:44 PM »
Quote from: Majora on August 01, 2011, 04:31:37 PM
The "Not a Skeleton" game

Majora Rolled- 1. Death Rolled- 2.

Death smirked at Majora as he PHYSICALLY RIPPED OFF ANYTHING THAT MADE MAJORA NOT A SKELETON AND PUT IT ON HIS OWN BODY.
((Yes, this is the depth of a critical failure)
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2011, 11:20:58 PM »
Yes Nik, you just copied word for word part of Jeebus's post. Congratulations.
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2011, 05:14:12 PM »
Quote from: Majora on August 01, 2011, 07:37:47 PM
Damn, Death is crafty.

Majora's Mask

Majora Rolled- 5. Death Rolled- 18.

Death just takes your soul for challenging him to a one player game.

Quote from: Knight UnStellar on August 01, 2011, 09:46:00 PM
Blackjack

KOL Rolled- 6. Death Rolled- 4.

While Unstellar manages a sweet 21, Death attempts to match him and ends up bust at 24.

Quote from: Lord Lyoko222 on August 01, 2011, 09:53:52 PM
Epic drinking contest...

Lyoko Rolled- 20(CRITICAL SUCCESS). Death Rolled- 2.

Lyoko's LIVER OF STEEL easily outmatches that of Death.

Quote from: Sir Nik the I- Prince of Fishies (and Cows) on August 01, 2011, 10:02:20 PM
Yo Mama contest

Nik rolled- 20(CRITICAL SUCCESS). Death Rolled- 20(CRITICAL SUCCESS).

You both rock out some SWEET BURNS and end up agreeing to disagree. You go for a second round.

Nik rolled- 1((CRITICAL FAILURE). Death Rolled- 11.

Somehow Nik managed to turn SWEET BURNS into UNSAVORY JIBES and is booed into Death's soul box.

Quote from: Gunslingah on August 01, 2011, 10:04:35 PM
An anything-goes Rock paper scissors match. (Anything you can make the general shape of with your hand is permitted.)

Zai rolled- 6. Death rolled- 2.

While Death whipped out the old fashioned 'FIRE', Zai decided on the tactic of WATER BALLOON

Quote from: Knight UnStellar on August 01, 2011, 11:01:09 PM
RAP BATTLE

Unstellar Rolled- 13. Death Rolled- 11.

In a battle of the sweetest rhymes
Both competitors rapped out multiple times
Even though both tried hard to win the gold
The greatest rapper was clearly told
The clearest winner was some hell of a fella
One man kept his soul, boy his name was Unstella

Quote from: Genesis Dragon Form K2323 on August 01, 2011, 11:11:55 PM
SEXY CONTEST. LET'S GO, DEATH. MY FAT ROLLS WILL DOMINATE THIS.

Oh wow, I genuinely swear I didn't fudge these. This is hilarious;

K2 Rolled- 4. Death Rolled- 20(CRITICAL SUCCESS).

K2 whips out his fat rolls and the judges fucking puke. Death removes his cloak to show SWEET ABS and a HUGE DONG.
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Re: Death has come for your mortal soul
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2011, 05:17:31 PM »
Monopoly!
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