Author Topic: Alphabet Story (Read 9332 times)

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #25 on:** August 06, 2011, 12:25:12 AM »

"ZAH!" *Orga cups his crotch then backhands Nik* "YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"

(So, do we just start over at the beginning of the alphabet again?)

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #26 on:** August 06, 2011, 01:51:40 AM »

"And I can dish out a lot worse," Nik said to Orga. "And, Mr. T, I hope you die first."

Beware Ye Who Enter Here · « **Reply #27 on:** August 06, 2011, 02:27:00 PM »

Quote from: Majora on August 05, 2011, 03:24:08 PM

"UR RACIST!" *punches Nik* "Now shut up!"

(I clap for you, Orga. That was great.)

"Bollocks, this is ridiculous!" Zak said, climbing out onto the top of the elevator.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #28 on:** August 06, 2011, 02:32:31 PM »

"CLIMBING IS FORBIDDEN, I DECREE!" I yell, pulling Zak back into the elevator by his foot, and pulling hard.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #29 on:** August 06, 2011, 02:50:34 PM »

"Dear God." *face palms* "Hiro this isn't the Work Cube! Let him go!"

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #30 on:** August 06, 2011, 03:15:54 PM »

"EVERY CONTAINER MUST BE THE WORK CUBE! ALL OF THEM!" Hiro yelled maniacly, before saying,"More 'er less I just dont want him getting help 'cause then we cant watch arguments."

Beware Ye Who Enter Here · « **Reply #31 on:** August 06, 2011, 03:32:38 PM »

"FREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!" Zak cried, holding onto the railing and kicking at Hiro.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #32 on:** August 06, 2011, 04:59:04 PM »

"Great," Nik said. "I really don't like to do this." Nik the kicked Hiro in the bollix.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #33 on:** August 06, 2011, 10:20:17 PM »

"Hik, K2? Perhaps one of you would like to give us hand here?" *begins furiously choking Nik*

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #34 on:** August 06, 2011, 10:29:44 PM »

It wasn't the smartest move. Nik simply kicked him again in the same place, and struggled free. "You guys keep messing each other, I'll be on my way," he said while climbing up Zak.

Beware Ye Who Enter Here · « **Reply #35 on:** August 06, 2011, 11:21:17 PM »

"Just wait a second! Stop touching me!" Zak cried, struggling and pulling himself out the elevator. He accidentally aimed a kick at Nik's face in the process.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #36 on:** August 07, 2011, 12:54:49 AM »

"KILL THEM BEFORE THEY ESCAPE!" Hiro said. When Nik had kicked Hiro, he turned and at the same time backhanded Nik hard in the face, intending to catch him on the nose. He then saw Zak getting away, and attemptted to grab him again to pull him back, biting the guy's leg if necessary.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #37 on:** August 07, 2011, 01:30:41 PM »

Laughing hysterically in pain, Nik was thrown the rest of the way out of the elevator.

Beware Ye Who Enter Here · « **Reply #38 on:** August 07, 2011, 04:46:07 PM »

"MOTHERFUCKA!" Zak shouted, pulling himself out of the elevator, likely with an attached Hiro clinging to his leg.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #39 on:** August 07, 2011, 06:46:12 PM »

"NO!" Nik said while hitting Hiro in the head with a conveniently placed crowbar.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #40 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:13:32 PM »

"Our business has not been concluded!" Orga half climbs out of the elevator and grabs Nik's leg then drops back into the elevator, pullign Nik in with him. "Fuck you!" he cries as he begins punching Nik in the gut fiuriously.

Beware Ye Who Enter Here · « **Reply #41 on:** August 07, 2011, 08:28:34 PM »

"POOOWWAAAAAAAAAAA! ULLLLTIMATE POOOOOOOOOOOOOWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Zak cried in a good impression of a deceased emprah as began climbing up the elevator shaft.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #42 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:31:01 PM »

"Quit it!" Nik said now hanging from the top. He hit Orga in the head with the crowbar, then pulled himself out again.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #43 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:43:47 PM »

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Hiro yelled, clinging in his deathgrip, before kicking and flailing to prevent Zak's escape. In his flailing, because he was higher than Nik, he 'accidentally' kicked Nik in the face, knocking him back into the elevator.

Beware Ye Who Enter Here · « **Reply #44 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:45:47 PM »

"SHUT UP!" Zak yelled, having pulled himself up, he began to beat Hiro with a crowbar.

K2 · « **Reply #45 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:50:13 PM »

Truthfully, I forgot about this topic.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #46 on:** August 07, 2011, 09:50:48 PM »

"Urban headless doughnut!" Nik yelled before joining Zak in the beating

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #47 on:** August 08, 2011, 02:17:18 AM »

"VERILY!" half roared as he tackled Nik, wrestled the crowbar from him, and began beating him senseless with it. "NEXT TIME THE PUNCHMASTER PUNCHES YOU, YOU STAY PUNCHED!"

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #48 on:** August 08, 2011, 03:52:29 AM »

"What the heck?! That's mine!" Nik said and then began beating Orga with the crowbar.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #49 on:** August 08, 2011, 02:39:15 PM »

"XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!" *Orga then punched Nik so hard that he went rocketing out the bottom of the elevator. Xtreme*

Fun Fact: If you yell 'Xtreme' as loud as you can immediatly before doing something, whatever you do next becomes awesome.