Author Topic: Alphabet Story (Read 9269 times)

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #50 on:** August 08, 2011, 02:47:18 PM »

"Yo heck no!" Nik said. "XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEM!" Nik yelled before hitting Orga so hard that the elevator rocked further, and one of the cables snapped.

@Pokemon Master Red · « **Reply #51 on:** August 08, 2011, 06:39:02 PM »

"ZWAHGARBLE!" Hiro yelled in surprise of the elevator rocking. He then got a idea.
"XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!" He yelled, kicking the elevator while still grabbing Zak's legs, the force of it destroying the brakes entirely, which would cause it to fall from whatever floor it'd been stuck on straight to the bottom, likely enough force to kill everyone on board. "Bet'cha wish you stayed in the Work Cube, dont'cha Zak!? MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #52 on:** August 08, 2011, 10:05:55 PM »

"About that!" Nik yelled in mid fall. "XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME!" He then grabbed Zak in one hand, and the cable in the hand with the crowbar: watching the rest fall down down down.

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #53 on:** August 08, 2011, 11:16:00 PM »

"Bitches, they always run. XTREME!" The elevator crashed on the bottom floor killing everyone on board. Everyone that is, except Orga. He rose from where he was kneeling just as the doors opened with a ding. Because of the Xtreme spell, he was also wearing a red trench coat and blue sunglasses. "FUCK yeah"

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #54 on:** August 09, 2011, 12:14:12 AM »

"Crap," Nik said while hanging. "I think they're dead."

Beware Ye Who Enter Here · « **Reply #55 on:** August 09, 2011, 07:51:12 AM »

"Dammit, Nik. I knew I shouldnt have run to gamestop for that wireless adapter!" Zak muttered, swinging slightly. "I blame you."

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #56 on:** August 09, 2011, 12:49:38 PM »

"Eh, FIIIINE then. Have it your way." Nik then dropped Zak.

Ghost · « **Reply #57 on:** January 16, 2012, 12:07:34 AM »

"For what reason did I end up here?"asks a navy blue cat.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #58 on:** February 01, 2012, 04:34:13 PM »

"GHAH!" yelped a very startled Nik just before grabbing Zak for dear life.
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Well what did you expect! I mean, he had been hanging there for months on end!

Ghost · « **Reply #59 on:** February 12, 2012, 04:41:36 PM »

"Hello..."the cat mewed, feeling entirely awkward.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #60 on:** February 26, 2012, 01:11:21 PM »

"Is this any way to treat people hanging in an elevator shaft for dear life?" Nik asked the cat.

Ghost · « **Reply #61 on:** February 26, 2012, 03:29:13 PM »

"Jove disagrees about this elevator falling infinantly. Are we in Tartarus?"was all the cat said.

(Jove is one of two roman names for Zeus lol. Aaaand I didn't wanna say 'just')

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #62 on:** February 26, 2012, 03:47:33 PM »

"Kill...you..." Nik said. "NO! WE ARE NOT IN TARTARUS! WE ARE IN VALHALLA!"

Ghost · « **Reply #63 on:** February 26, 2012, 08:55:42 PM »

"lawl yeah right. We're totally in Tartarus"

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #64 on:** February 27, 2012, 08:12:48 PM »

"Mish-mosh! Just look out the window!"

Outside the window were bearded Viking warriors, struggling for the bacon.

Ghost · « **Reply #65 on:** February 28, 2012, 09:27:53 PM »

"Nah. That's just the figments of your imaginat-- OH GOD WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING OVER BACON? Salmon is much tastier"

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #66 on:** March 02, 2012, 06:17:49 PM »

"On the contrary. Sausage is the best!" (Not really)

Ghost · « **Reply #67 on:** March 02, 2012, 08:34:16 PM »

"People can't tell what kind of meat is the best. Leave it to the original carnivores"

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #68 on:** March 02, 2012, 10:15:03 PM »

"Quit arguing with me. Original omnivores have opinions too. More often right opinions."

Ghost · « **Reply #69 on:** March 02, 2012, 10:52:36 PM »

"Riiiight..Say want you want, reds and greens don't mix"The cat said.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #70 on:** March 03, 2012, 10:33:27 AM »

"Sure they do! How do you think you get browns?"

Orga the Strange · « **Reply #71 on:** March 03, 2012, 12:02:58 PM »

"The hell?"in Orga says in surprise, his red trench coat flapping in non-existent wind and his blue sunglasses shining brightly. He then catches sight of the Vikings. "Oi! My bacon!" and tackles them.

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #72 on:** March 03, 2012, 11:24:01 PM »

Unfortunately there is a plexiglass window in the way, and everyone is still hanging in an elevator shaft.

Ghost · « **Reply #73 on:** March 04, 2012, 09:40:47 PM »

"Very smart Orga..."The cat sneered

Ragnar the Red · « **Reply #74 on:** March 04, 2012, 10:22:57 PM »

"WWWWWOOOOOOOW!"Nik said in exclamation. "I can't believe you just did that!"