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If you ran out of ammo...
« on: August 19, 2011, 03:15:50 PM »
You probably weren't using an S&S.
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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #1 on: August 19, 2011, 03:17:25 PM »
You sold us out.... didnt you.
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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #2 on: August 19, 2011, 03:18:07 PM »
Reload
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Something you do after your opponent is dead.
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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #3 on: August 19, 2011, 03:24:06 PM »
Man, after all this yelling at KoL, i feel like cracking open a nice, refreshing, diet coke. The drink of champions.

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Mark Tepper- lvl 5- CEO of Grunder Ind. -
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Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #4 on: August 19, 2011, 03:27:49 PM »
What if you face a tank?
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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2011, 03:32:06 PM »
If it took more than one shot, you werent using a Jakobs.
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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #6 on: August 19, 2011, 04:05:25 PM »
Yeeeaaahhhhhh........About that.......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrSPjffvQK0
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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #7 on: August 19, 2011, 08:54:16 PM »
If you were on an RP and weren't having fun, you probably weren't on Cosmic Empires.
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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #8 on: August 19, 2011, 10:29:46 PM »
Oh yeah!
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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #9 on: August 19, 2011, 10:44:47 PM »
Eh, workin out the kinks is never fun. *shrugs*
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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2011, 11:13:31 PM »
If your man cant please you, odds are he isnt me... Chase Hanson Escorts LLC.
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Supr. Cmndr. Thel Valdamee- Supreme Commander of the Mechera Military/Interim INTERPOL Chairman
Her Grace, the Countess of Gracemaria, Fleet Adm. Aki Sora- Commander of the 3rd Zarethian Fleet
Mark Halsey/Tepper II- High Librarian for the Great Records of Time
Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
AMI, city of Sulvian's AI
Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

My NPCs-
Lt. General Reginald M. Richards- Zarethian TRADOC Commanding General
Father Resulka- Demented Priest
Mother Kilauea Pele- Manic Priestess
Regent, Octavius- Regent of the City of Insania
CDR Tarkov, Zarethian HIRU Agent
High Seraphim, Grunder Tepper- General of the Armies of Heaven
AI, Marathon- DAIS, MI3 Assistant Director
The Giant Golden Dildo on the Sex Planet aka the Embodiment of Sex (Spoof)



"Living in the past is a luxury none of us can afford. We must learn from it, but we cannot live there. It is impossible to plan for the [now]--the present is ever fleeting. [The future] is where we must live--[the future] is what we must plan for. "   -Unknown

"What do you call a cross between a mule, a hornet and a badger? A hikaru." - Hawkeye

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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2011, 06:53:37 AM »
If you weren't immediately refreshed by the taste of your soda, you were probably drinking a Coke
Pepsi: Its the right choice.
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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2011, 10:45:46 AM »
After a long, hard day of overlording, robbing innocent peasants, and sending my Minions to do battle against the forces of good, I like to go back to my evil tower to relax, cozy up by the fire, and watch my favorite shows. Thats why I choose Direct TV, because not only do they have the most channels out there, they also let you record shows that were playing while you were out at work, rewind shows when you missed what someone was saying because of one of those do-gooder's raids, and even fast forward live broadcasts when they're talking about your arch nemesis or you just dont care what they're saying! They dont even charge a lot, just a meager four or five gold coins a month!
So switch to Direct TV today, because if you dont, Im throwing you in the arena to battle yetis and ogres for my amusement!
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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2011, 11:03:50 AM »
Quote from: Pokemon Master Red on August 20, 2011, 10:45:46 AM
After a long, hard day of overlording, robbing innocent peasants, and sending my Minions to do battle against the forces of good, I like to go back to my evil tower to relax, cozy up by the fire, and watch my favorite shows. Thats why I choose Direct TV, because not only do they have the most channels out there, they also let you record shows that were playing while you were out at work, rewind shows when you missed what someone was saying because of one of those do-gooder's raids, and even fast forward live broadcasts when they're talking about your arch nemesis or you just dont care what they're saying! They dont even charge a lot, just a meager four or five gold coins a month!
So switch to Direct TV today, because if you dont, Im throwing you in the arena to battle yetis and ogres for my amusement!

*Allows a manly tear to fall down his face*
That was beautiful...
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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #14 on: August 20, 2011, 11:52:07 AM »
That needs to be in a commercial.
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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #15 on: August 20, 2011, 04:08:40 PM »
S&S Munitions. Because there is never enough dakka.
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Re: If you ran out of ammo...
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2011, 04:30:00 PM »
*Spins the Wheel of Fortune, lands on a $900 marker.*

I'd like to solve!

"If you ran out of ammo, you weren't as good as a shot as Slingah is."
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