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UnStellar's coming back party.
« on: January 26, 2012, 02:51:16 PM »
Since you bums weren't going to throw me one, I threw one myself! You're all invited. There will be alcohol. And food. And maybe strippers if we're feeling crazy. But first off...

* A giant piano falls from the sky. UnStellar takes a seat behind it, and begins to play a song.

"YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THE PIT... BARBECUE!
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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2012, 02:53:34 PM »
A wild Capxeno appeared, slapping Unstellar on the back. With a grin on his face Capxeno said with a tone of amusement, "Welcome back buddy. I hope you have a few strippers who can handle my lecherous hands."


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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2012, 03:00:56 PM »
Red, being the crazy virus AI thing he is, hyperlinks to the party before yelling,"UNSTELLAR! MI AMIGO! PREPARE TO BE RUN DOWN LIKE A CHICKEN CROSSING THE ROAD!" He then proceeds to viciously attack the snack table, piling food onto his plate before calming sitting down at the eating table.
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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2012, 03:33:24 PM »
"The place was jumpin', the people too!" Orga exclaims as he Kool-aids through a wall holding a saxophone.
"Hell took you so long?" he says before beginning to play.
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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2012, 04:49:01 PM »
UnStellar continued to play with one hand as he shook Cap's.
"Long time no see my friend. Yo Red! Save some for the rest of us!"

He switched to both hands and sung,
"Ah, mess around! They doin' the mess around!"
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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2012, 06:19:49 PM »
"do we really need a piano at a party... Why not somethin a little more... Electronic..."A blue cat mewed.

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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2012, 07:51:28 PM »
NOTHikaru just rolls her eyes. "Welcome back."

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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2012, 08:36:01 PM »
A medic in ODST armor hi-fives Unstellar, then stops and says, "Crap! Wrong forum!"
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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2012, 08:39:19 PM »
A random Zak in ZPAA jump kicks Nik in the face. "GET YOUR OWN BADASS"
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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2012, 09:48:17 PM »
Nik, sitting in the corner drinking Mountain Dew, falls over with a bloody nose, and yells, "What was that for!"

The medic in ODST armor leaves, mumbling Well at least Nicewonger's not trying to shoot me!
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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2012, 10:55:12 PM »
UnStellar goes mad, pulling a knife and stabbing the music pony repeatedly.
"NO BRONIES."
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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2012, 10:51:05 AM »
A wild NOTK2323 appeared, using his powers as the co-administrator of the forum to open a hole in the database just large enough for him to materialize. He looked upon the thread with a mix of enthusiasm -- resulted from the return of a friend -- and pure confusion at the randomness of the other members. Alas, he shrugged it off and materialized a chair and watched the chaos unfold.

"Welcome back, bro," he greeted non-nonchalantly, leaning back as he sat in the chair.

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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2012, 12:26:29 PM »
Zak used his powers as a standard everyday member to break more negi's backs by kicking them in the crotch and shouting out hammy speeches!
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It is in these lonesome times that we reach towards the light sublime
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To begin the end and start anew

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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2012, 12:49:46 PM »
Lyoko222 appears out of nowhere and yells "KOL!"
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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #14 on: January 29, 2012, 02:21:12 PM »
Thanks for the warm welcoming back's, guys. It's good to be here.
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My Cast of Characters.
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My Races: Bellicus, Imbellis, Mazheek, Witch, Siren, Revoker (Sorcerer), Enforcer (Keeper), Succubus, Nosfairians, Renforcers, Averi, Owl Sages, Artisan Sages

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Re: UnStellar's coming back party.
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2012, 01:11:29 AM »
<insert totally belated welcome here.>
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