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Letters of the Dictators #3
« on: February 01, 2012, 03:43:37 PM »
Another renedition of letters of the dictators.

Dear AI Delta

Burn and be deleted.

- Neo Narrikian Empire

Dear Anrufe

Vacate Setus Prime or die

- Neo Narrikian Empire
 
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Re: Letters of the Dictators #3
« Reply #1 on: February 01, 2012, 04:24:26 PM »
Dear Talar Belt Pirates,

The belt is gone, and a Sphere is around your star. We wish you the best wherever you are now.

Mysterious Invasion Fleet.
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Re: Letters of the Dictators #3
« Reply #2 on: February 01, 2012, 08:14:40 PM »
Dear Mysterious Invasion Fleet

We will soon have our base back.

- Talar Belt Pirates, Galaxy Blasters.

Dear Treena

We are taking earth.

-NNE
« Last Edit: February 01, 2012, 08:26:34 PM by Zero »
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Re: Letters of the Dictators #3
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2012, 03:51:14 PM »
Dear Jay,
Was it as good for you as it was for me?

Love,
Kurai

=P
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Re: Letters of the Dictators #3
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2012, 04:11:06 PM »
Dear Kurai,

I've had better

Yours,
Jay
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Re: Letters of the Dictators #3
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2012, 08:51:27 PM »
Dear Jay,

I lied about not having SPACE AIDS, you forgot to use a condom :p.

Love,
Kurai
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Re: Letters of the Dictators #3
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2012, 08:55:48 PM »
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Re: Letters of the Dictators #3
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2012, 10:41:41 PM »
Dear Zere...

I, uh, kinda.... um.... Yeah. I fucked your Granddaughter. Sorry.

-DELTA AI
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Re: Letters of the Dictators #3
« Reply #8 on: February 05, 2012, 01:59:12 PM »
Anrufe,

The Captain of that Corvette you send? He sends his regards, you know because he doesn't have any arms or legs anymore. Actually he is kind a blob of mass tissue. This cancer life support system is working magnificently, not that it cures cancer, just stops it from killing you. However it does also as a small side effect, increase the division rate of cancer cells. Just tell me when you want him.

Best Regards,
Sliph
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Re: Letters of the Dictators #3
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2012, 01:47:43 PM »
Dear Unknown Fleet

We shall soon have back what is ours.

UPA-Galaxy Blasters.
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Re: Letters of the Dictators #3
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2012, 01:57:56 PM »
Quote from: Capxeno on February 01, 2012, 04:24:26 PM
Dear Talar Belt Pirates,

The belt is gone, and a Sphere is around your star. We wish you the best wherever you are now.

Mysterious Invasion Fleet.
Dear Mysterious Invasion Fleet,

If there was a like button on this forum your letter would have gotten a like from me.

Always yours truly, until the day you die by my fleet, The Facebook Fleet.
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