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SP JOKE TOPIC!
« on: February 15, 2012, 08:34:29 PM »
Yes, that's right, we want the best, the worst, ANY SP related joke you can think of! Whether its IC, OOC, Meta-C or whatever else, bring them all and lay them out for all to see!
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2012, 08:43:22 PM »
Knock Knock

Delton "Who is there?"

"Doom."

Delton "Doomwho?"

"Doom with extra anchovies on the side..."

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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2012, 09:56:15 PM »
Hawk, you've shattered the record  for corniest SP related joke!
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2012, 10:16:15 PM »
Quote from: Sir Nik the I- Prince of Fishies (and Cows) on February 15, 2012, 09:56:15 PM
Hawk, you've shattered the record  for corniest SP related joke!
See, what nik said was funny.
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2012, 11:52:51 PM »
Why did the zhicken cross the road?

The get to the other side of the zarethian zighway :D

We could make a whole topic of Zrethian generic names.
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2012, 08:18:33 PM »
Let's see...

Zak
Zunderzcreamer
Z2323
Zikaru
Zizzorin
Zerty Zittle Zecret
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Zunstellar

XD
« Last Edit: February 26, 2012, 08:20:41 PM by Sir Nik the I- Prince of Fishies (and Cows) »
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2012, 08:52:30 PM »
Quote from: Sir Nik the I- Prince of Fishies (and Cows) on February 26, 2012, 08:18:33 PM
Let's see...

Zak
Zunderzcreamer
Z2323
Zikaru
Zizzorin
Zerty Zittle Zecret
Ziro
Zawkeye
Zwiftzuki
Zunstellar

XD

Dontcha mean Zunztellar?
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2012, 09:40:56 PM »
Quote from: Avalanche on February 26, 2012, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Sir Nik the I- Prince of Fishies (and Cows) on February 26, 2012, 08:18:33 PM
Let's see...

Zak
Zunderzcreamer
Z2323
Zikaru
Zizzorin
Zerty Zittle Zecret
Ziro
Zawkeye
Zwiftzuki
Zunstellar

XD

Dontcha mean Zunztellar?

You missed zlingah... ; ^ ;
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2012, 09:44:24 PM »
D: OH NOES!

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Avalanche walks into a room(bar) with people drinking weird liquids(alcohol) and ends up getting drunk after the first bottle. She collapses and falls asleep on the floor.

A guy walks in and asks "what's that lyin' on the floor?"

Bartender says,"That's not a lion it's Avalanche"


[insert two random birds laughing like crazy]
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* Avalanche is shot for "walk on the wild side" ref.
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2012, 10:11:45 PM »
Quote from: Gunslingah on February 26, 2012, 09:40:56 PM
Quote from: Avalanche on February 26, 2012, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Sir Nik the I- Prince of Fishies (and Cows) on February 26, 2012, 08:18:33 PM
Let's see...

Zak
Zunderzcreamer
Z2323
Zikaru
Zizzorin
Zerty Zittle Zecret
Ziro
Zawkeye
Zwiftzuki
Zunstellar

XD

Dontcha mean Zunztellar?

You missed zlingah... ; ^ ;

Aaaaaaand Zorga! {;,;}
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2012, 10:26:52 PM »
Quote from: CL4P-TP on February 26, 2012, 10:11:45 PM
Quote from: Gunslingah on February 26, 2012, 09:40:56 PM
Quote from: Avalanche on February 26, 2012, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Sir Nik the I- Prince of Fishies (and Cows) on February 26, 2012, 08:18:33 PM
Let's see...

Zak
Zunderzcreamer
Z2323
Zikaru
Zizzorin
Zerty Zittle Zecret
Ziro
Zawkeye
Zwiftzuki
Zunstellar

XD

Dontcha mean Zunztellar?

You missed zlingah... ; ^ ;

Aaaaaaand Zorga! {;,;}
Blame Zunderzcreamer.

He also forgotted Zeebus!(lolsoundslikezbrush)
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #11 on: February 27, 2012, 12:13:43 AM »
An Aralang walks into a |.

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An Aralang, a Zarethian, and a human were out for a day of fishing. After getting into the boat they had just pulled away from the dock when the Aralang said, "Stop the boat, I forgot the coffee!" The Zarethian who was driving the boat said, "I will turn around and take you back to the dock" and the Aralang said "oh no need I will be right back".

The Aralang quickly jumped out of the boat and ran across the water to shore and then to his car to fetch the coffee and then ran back across the water and got back in the boat.
Well the Human not wanting to be shown up by the Aralang said "oh my I forgot the sandwiches!" and quickly jumped out of the boat to attempt running across the water like the Aralang but instead sank quickly to the bottom of the lake.
With that the Zarethian looked reproachfully at the Aralang and said "you really should have told him where the gravity manipulators were."
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #12 on: February 27, 2012, 01:01:17 AM »
I sure hope that human knows that Sea monsters live there how to swim
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #13 on: February 27, 2012, 08:39:55 PM »


(USER WAS FACEPALM'D FOR THIS POST)
« Last Edit: February 27, 2012, 11:30:16 PM by Mortape123 »
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2012, 09:04:27 PM »
Quote from: Avalanche on February 26, 2012, 10:26:52 PM
Quote from: CL4P-TP on February 26, 2012, 10:11:45 PM
Quote from: Gunslingah on February 26, 2012, 09:40:56 PM
Quote from: Avalanche on February 26, 2012, 08:52:30 PM
Quote from: Sir Nik the I- Prince of Fishies (and Cows) on February 26, 2012, 08:18:33 PM
Let's see...

Zak
Zunderzcreamer
Z2323
Zikaru
Zizzorin
Zerty Zittle Zecret
Ziro
Zawkeye
Zwiftzuki
Zunstellar

XD

Dontcha mean Zunztellar?

You missed zlingah... ; ^ ;

Aaaaaaand Zorga! {;,;}
Blame Zunderzcreamer.

He also forgotted Zeebus!(lolsoundslikezbrush)
Awe snap, I also missed Zapzeno

Anyway, I bring you this one Swift pulled on facebook. All you need to know is her dog looks like a bear cub.
Swift
she runs off like a nut case

and after a few laps around the house

tries to tackle me

methinks I need noms

Me
Eat bear

muhuhuhaha!

hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....

Swift
Chow was delicious
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2012, 10:37:11 PM »
That should be on funny chatlogs >>
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2012, 11:30:30 PM »
Quote from: Gunslingah on February 27, 2012, 08:39:55 PM


(USER WAS FACEPALM'D FOR THIS POST)
Lolol
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #17 on: February 28, 2012, 12:05:40 AM »
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #18 on: February 28, 2012, 12:30:24 AM »
* Avalanche facepaws
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #19 on: February 28, 2012, 03:08:24 PM »
Quote from: Avalanche on February 27, 2012, 10:37:11 PM
That should be on funny chatlogs >>
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #20 on: February 28, 2012, 05:42:12 PM »
Quote from: ~Hikaru on February 28, 2012, 03:08:24 PM
Quote from: Avalanche on February 27, 2012, 10:37:11 PM
That should be on funny chatlogs >>
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TWILIGHT AND SPIKE!!!! THAT IS AN AWESOME PICTURE!
I just googled "MLP Star wars" lol
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #21 on: February 28, 2012, 08:01:43 PM »
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #22 on: February 28, 2012, 09:23:46 PM »
Nik, were you infected by Arachnid? :0
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2012, 10:15:24 PM »
Captain America: You're just a man in a suit. You take that away and what are you?

Iron Man: STARK naked!
« Last Edit: April 23, 2012, 10:15:38 PM by Sir Nik the I- Prince of Fishies (and Cows) »
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Re: SP JOKE TOPIC!
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2012, 10:16:44 PM »
Redacted meets arachnid, Arachnid and REDACTED infect each other.

But if Arachnid has an exoskeleton, and Redacted's virus infects bones, what's the result?
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