To be the very best....

[Orga the Strange]

".......I'm BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORED. Let's go do something!"
Sam sighed. Orga, his demon...I guess you could call him a companion, had been saying this every thirty minutes for the past three days. Sam was, not surprisingly, fed up with it.
"Oh my gods, SHUT THE FUCK UP! There is nothing for us to do!"
"There would be if we had stayed on Earth..."
"No, there wouldn't. Not after every turned into a bunch of pinko commie bastards and everything got all green and shit. ...Fuckin bitch"
"We could have stayed and fought you know"
"Against an entire planet? Doubtful."
After everything on Earth had begun growing at an exponential rate, and Hiro and the Co. had stopped them from burning it all down, the mercenary duo had left the planet. Currently they were traveling through space, aimless, with no clear goal.....until now, that is. the engine of Sam's corvette began sputtering and they exited hyperspace as the car switched to standard space travel before slowly being pulled into the orbit of the planet not far from them. "Oh, come on!" Sam said angrily as he slammed his hand on the dashboard, hoping that something might happen. "Damn seawater, it must have fucked up the hyperdrive." "Why do we still use this thing?It's not like we need it. I say we sell it"
"We are NOT selling the car! Just hold on, I'll see what I can do" Sam pressed a button on the dashboard, sending out a hailing frequency to Lus. "Attention, unknown planet. We are currently orbiting ...your planet and would appear to be having some technical difficulties. Mind if we land?"

[Queen Bright]

Upon the metal surface of the planet which was the City of Lus, a blue light glowed as the entire exterior lit up like a tv screen. In the center of the glow was a lighter white glow in the shape of a brightly colored smiling bunny which had the face of, "^_^" and the words "Welcome" under it. The bunny face then opened its mouth and a bubble image appeared above the bunny, words appearing within it,

"Are you friend or foe?"

[Orga the Strange]

"....Sam that's a talking rabbit" Orga said, a look of disgust and disbelief appearing his Sam's face.
"I know, Orga"
"No...I mean, who does that? Seriously, they greet visitors with talking rabbits?!"
"Well, I mean, it's not really talking..."
"That's not the point"
"Look, we can't go anywhere else. We'll just stay logn enough to get the ship fixed and then we'll go kill some hobos, alright?"
"......Alright, I guess"
"Great" Sam sent a reply to them. "We're friends...sorta"

[Queen Bright]

At their reply the bunny face image opened its mouth wider and in it a hole opened up to the interior of the planet, The City of Lus. The words in the bubble changed to saying,

"Have a nice day!"

[Orga the Strange]

"Let's just get this over with" Orga muttered unhappily.
Sam stepped on the gas and drove the car into the hole.
"I feel like I've read this somewhere..." Sam said, mostly to himself, as he did so.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

As they entered the hole, they were immediately greeted by signs in the form of cute wildlife critters directing them to their docking port.

"Welcome to the City of Lus." a female voice greeted them.

[Orga the Strange]

"Oh well now that's just trolling...." Sam said in response to the signs. He followed the signs and docked his ship. He stepped out of the car and clicked a button on his, locking it with a chirp. "Alright, now we all gotta do is find a mechanic and-"
"Why don't just fix the car ourself?" Orga asked. Sam stopped walking, a look of surprise on his face. "I mean, we do have magic. I see no reason why we couldn't just-"
"Orga, if I just magic the car fixed then there's no reason for this topic and we just go back into disuse."
"Oh!...wait, wut?"
"Just shut up and help me find a mechanic"
Sam began walking towards the most important looking area.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

Just then, a hologram of a well endowed female appeared. This was AMI, the City of Lus' AI, and maternal figure to Rev and Gen. She was also incharge of overseeing the operations and upkeep of the city itself. She smiled at them and greeted Sam. "Hello, and welcome to our city. I am AMI, how can i be of service to you today sir?"

[Orga the Strange]

'That's hawt' thought Orga as he saw the woman appear. 'Shut up', Sam thought in return.
"Ah, hi." Sam approached the hologram. "Well, it would seem our, er, my vehicle is in need of so-" Sam's eyes began to glow blue.
"Hello there, Orga Strange, at your service." Orga said to AMI as he attempted to take her hand and kiss it, having managed to take rudimentary control of Sam's limbs. Instead he just made Sam do a weird little spazzing motion. Sam punched himself in the face and the light left his eyes. He mentally snarled. "Sorry about that m'aam. That was my 'friend' he tends to be a very stupid being sometimes. As I was saying, our vehicle is in need of repairs. I don't suppose you, or someone who works for you, would be able to fix it would they?"

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

She maintains her smile throughout their little fight. "Very nice to meet both of you." she slightly bows. When they mentioned their vehicle, she looked over his shoulder at their car. After quickly assessing it, she returns her gaze to Sam/Orga. "I do believe that we may have someone who can."

She outstretched her hand, and a 3D diagram of their sector appeared. She looks at it puzzled for a few minutes until she perks up once more. The map zooms in to a spot near the docks labeled, "West Side Lus Customz". "This should be the place." she informed them. She proceeded to examine Sam with curiosity. "Where are you two from?" she asks.

[Orga the Strange]

"A backwater little planet called Earth" Sam said, looking at the place indicated on the map.
"The deepest reaches of H-"
"Hungary! He's from the deepest reaches of Hungary" Sam said hurriedly, interrupting Orga.
'Oi, what's your problem?'
'You have no tact, do you?'
'...What's tact?'
Sam mentally facepalmed.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

"Hungary? How interesting!" she exclaimed. "We dont have to many visitors, and much less ones from the country of Hungary. I could've sworn it was destroyed a long time ago."

[Orga the Strange]

OOC: Yeah, so I probably should have been posting, my bad. I just sorta...lost interest for a bit.(You mean a month?) SHUTUP!

"He's kind of....old. Like, really old." he chuckled. "You know how it is these days, everyone living longer than they should" He decided to switch the subject. "So, these guys'll be able to get it fixed?"

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

AMI kept her smile up while he talked. "Well he sounds like a very interesting person. Its a shame he doesnt talk more." she says. She quickly looks to his transport, and then to them. "Yes, he should be able to fix it right up." she said cheerfully.

[Orga the Strange]

"Alright, awesome thanks. I'll just, go there now" he began walking away from the AI and in the direction of the shop.
' Aaaaw, can't we stay a bit more and talk with nice woman? '
'Hell no, I remember what happened the last time you wanted to "Stay and talk with the nice woman", so you can shut the fuck up'
' I was hungry, Sam. What was I supposed to do? '
Sam shook his head and kept on walking, putting his hands in the pockets of his duster so he'd look cool