He find a tourist guide AI appear in front of and spout off this array of nonsense:
Tefillin is a place of many possibilties, of many tastes and of many oppurtinities. It is a place of so many different cultures and peoples that there was almost an overwhelming variety of things to do. You could go shopping in one of the major business centers, you could watch Arena matches on vid screens and gamble at the local casino. There is even a sale at the local women's lingerie store - UhDa Fo Ool, a store that sells womens underwear for fifteen different species even those who don't have genders!"
