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MAD SCIENCE!
« on: April 02, 2012, 04:58:48 PM »
Rules:
We are all mad scientists. We are also convinced that every other mad scientist in the room has been stealing our ideas/has faulty SCIENCE!/is a inhuman mockery to nature/whatever else you could be mad at them for(whether or not they did whatever your angry at them for is debatable, unless of course you happen to be a mad scientist, to which debates with you tend to be rather painful and deadly). In order to use a Invention, you must post a picture of it once in the topic, after that you have it for the rest of it. There are no rules against stealing other scientist's inventions, except that you must find another picture of the invention. It can be the same thing from another angle, or whatever, it just cant be the same exact image(do note, though, the first person to post the image is considered as the invention's 'inventor' for purposes of the topic). While you MAY begin big, it is generally considered polite to start small and escalate the discussion from there.
And now, allow the debate to BEGIN!

Hiro enters the battlefield, a mad glee in his eyes. "I know one of you stole the plans for my dreams-o-visionscope, and I shall not rest until I have my reveeeeenge! Or, more preferably, my scope back!" He says, as he brings out his HAND-CRANKED SPORK GUN and fires it at everyone in sight.
Do you have what it takes to change your destiny, to defy FATE itself?
Let us test the limits of your abilities, and see if you have the WILL to do what no one else tries.

"TARGET VERIFIED-COMMENCING HOSTILITIES!"
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-Credit to the magnificent UnStellar for the above two. May all his epicness remain eternally!

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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2012, 05:15:00 PM »
OOC:
Trevor: 

I have decided that I wish to become a mad scientist.

Swift: 

I have accomplished that

Trevor: 

That shall be one of my fi-Wait wat

Swift: 

Several people call me insane with science ^^;

Trevor: 

* Hiro goes off to steal Swift's evil genius notes like any good mad scientist would

Swift: 

I'm sorry, but they are hidden so amazingly! you will never be able to find thm!

Trevor: 

HAHA! Victory is mine! I have stolen...Your...Cookbook!?

Swift: 

I have a cookbook?

Trevor: 

...Apparently. o.O

Swift: 

is it a cake/cookie baking book?

Trevor: 

Hrn...No. Apparently its '101 Ways to Prepare Evil Roasts'

Swift: 

Oh, I was wondering where that went
anyways, you'll never find my notes!
never!

Trevor: 

...Not even in that locker labeled 'Swift's Evil Sciencey Notes'?
:o

Swift: 

I have a locker?
I didn't know that!

Trevor: 

YOU SHOULD KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR HOME

Swift: 

Dylan prolly put that there to troll us ._.

Sent at 12:46 PM on Monday
Trevor: 

I shall steal HIS evil genius notes then!

Swift: 

when did he have those?

Trevor: 

Well
We all know he's a sciencey person
And
Of
*Of course
He is quite verily mad.
For him NOT to have Mad Genius notes...Why
Its simply UNTHINKABLE

Swift: 

You don't know what goes along in my brain do you? :D

Trevor: 

I...am doubtful I should wish to. Different kinds of madness, they do not mix well
I wish for my brain to not explode, thank ye. :P

Trevor: 

MAAAD SCIENCE TOPIIIIC
I made one on SP. And I challenge you.

Swift: 

:3

Trevor: 

And, technically, everyone else

Swift: 

wait
what

Trevor: 

Eez a MAD SCIENCE BATTLE ROYAL

Swift: 

>:3

Trevor: 

I have opened the battle with the Spork Gun

Swift: 

I saw
Posting

Sent at 2:08 PM on Monday
Swift: 

You should know I'm a biological scientist
not exactly the techy type :P

Trevor: 

I figured, yes. Biotech is allowed, of course

Swift: 

evil grin

Trevor: 

After all, without THAT, we wouldn't have the likes of the JAGERS

Swift: 

So...
what if I accidentally released a helix?

Trevor: 

...I have made a miscalculation allowing ye to use anything that can be drawn. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
is helix-ified

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IC:
"You were in my room, weren't you... A random locker with some label on it just appears when I turn my back."Yuki said irritably. She ducked around to dodge the sudden volley of sporks and hid behind a flipped table. "So, Hiro... I heard you like Animals?"she asked from behind the table.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2012, 05:15:17 PM by Kiyowatatsumi »

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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2012, 08:07:42 PM »
"HEY!" Nik said rushing into the room pulling out his own spork gun.

"And my stuff is patented! Surrender or face the consequences!"
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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2012, 10:31:48 PM »
Safe for now but not for long. Might as well bring one of these lovely new subjects up., Yuki thought, grinning widely as she tapped on a panel. A door opened to reveal a raging being. "Sorry boys, but it only listens to me."She said, stepping back"Attack them if you or myself gets hit" Yuki went to see if she had any more of these lovely subjects to bring up if needed.

The beast go hit with a spork, leaving a light wound but a lovely oozing wound of a white glowing fluid. It roared and tackled one of the two. (lol someone's getting infected)



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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2012, 11:28:59 PM »
"Fire the bass cannon."
[X] Tame both Time and Space.
[X] Live inside black hole.
[X] Use the stars themselves to fuel personal war-machine.
[X] Be a God.
[X] Own biggest ship in the universe.
[X] End countless civilizations.
[X] Destroy a couple dozen planets.
[  ] Solo the planet golems.

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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2012, 02:30:33 AM »
I defend myself from Swift with this:
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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2012, 09:32:55 AM »
* Kiyowatatsumi has creepy grin and lens glare

Do you think that potion would really stop radioactivity?

----
REDACTED gets hit with another spork and pins Hiro.

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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2012, 11:55:58 AM »
"RELEASE THE KRACKE- What do you mean that's copyrighted? Well FINE! RELEASE THE RO-BEAST!"



"GIVE ME BACK MY PECAN SANDIES, OR EAT LION-FIST!"
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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2012, 08:22:41 PM »
"This room's getting crowded"Yuki sighs, tapping a panel. The room collapses and reveals an arena large enough for orga's robotics.

Redacted bites at Hiro's arm

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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2012, 08:28:46 PM »
Yes Swift. The cure all potion cures all.

But enough of that, I give the Lion Robot some Pecan Sandies to get on his good side! Not only that, they're homemade by my grandmother, and guaranteed to be delicious!
« Last Edit: April 03, 2012, 08:29:34 PM by Sir Nik the I- Prince of Fishies (and Cows) »
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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #10 on: April 03, 2012, 08:34:27 PM »
"I've been working on a special treat for a certain someone"Yuki says, glancing at Orga. "I think you'd like it." She grins evilly.

A panel opens up from below to reveal.... this.

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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #11 on: April 03, 2012, 08:36:57 PM »
"What? NO! Not him, me! THEY ARE MINE!" Orga points at his Ro-beast.
"RO-BEAST, DESTROY THE THIIIIIIIIIEF!"
Ro-beast obeys it's master and begins smashing Nik with it's LION FISTS OF LION.

Orga sees the creature Yuki reveals. "Why...you devious little-! ROBEAST, DESTORY THE CLOOOOOOONE!"
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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #12 on: April 03, 2012, 08:48:52 PM »
"Oops..."Yuki said, only to mock him further. "Oy I was just practicing with DNA mixes and well... You know... It turned out to be like you. Besides, I've grown a liking to my lovely subjects"

Orga "clone" fights robot.(toosimple?)


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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #13 on: April 03, 2012, 09:53:57 PM »
I use Naru's Love.

You may call it magic, but I call it science. This guy can back me up on that:
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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2012, 12:12:10 AM »
You went from zelda to Thor... >>;

REDACTED gets bored of nomming hiro and attacks Nik with love

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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #15 on: April 04, 2012, 12:28:33 AM »
And goes straight through him, landing on the floor.

OOC: And yes Swift, I did :P
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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #16 on: April 09, 2012, 04:55:46 PM »
Y u no love redacted nik?! He wants hugs!

REDACTED attempts to glomp Hiro.

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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #17 on: April 11, 2012, 05:34:31 PM »
Nik laughs at Hiro.
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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #18 on: April 12, 2012, 08:57:34 PM »
"Hey nik, c'mere"Yuki says, holding her hands behind her back. "I heard you stole some of my blueprints for some more creature mixes."

Behind her back she wore these badass things:


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« Reply #19 on: April 12, 2012, 10:18:11 PM »
"WHOA! YUKI! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" Nik said shrinking back. =P
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« Reply #20 on: April 12, 2012, 10:40:20 PM »
"WHOA! YUKI! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!" Nik said shrinking back. =P
OOC:When was she naked ._.

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Re: MAD SCIENCE!
« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2012, 07:19:53 PM »
You wrote
"Behind her back she wore these badass things:"

and then there was nothing
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« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2012, 08:35:00 PM »
You wrote
"Behind her back she wore these badass things:"

and then there was nothing
I wasn't indicating that she was naked. I just said she was wearing blades also. Jeez nik, why would my character run around naked?

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« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2012, 11:59:06 AM »
Idk, but POST THE AWESOME BLADES RATHER THAN LEAVING IT BLANK! xD
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« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2012, 01:01:47 PM »
Idk, but POST THE AWESOME BLADES RATHER THAN LEAVING IT BLANK! xD
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK. Nik, you can't assume she's naked unless there were hints. I didn't indaicate much on clothing, assuming you knew all they characters involved are clothed(minus my lovely helix <3)

IC: Yuki slashes at Nik.