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Dear Princess Celestia...
« on: April 19, 2012, 01:20:46 AM »
This week I learned that not all friends will stay your friends, sometimes those you trust the most will be the first ones to turn on you and those you barely trusted in the beginning will turn out to be those that have your back the entire time. AND, I learned that unlike what anime tells us, friendship does not always win and will not always be seen as good in the eyes of everyone. They may even find it negative. But with a little magic and continued perseverance someday that may change.
Your Loyal Subject,
Hikaru Tyris
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Re: Dear Princess Celestia...
« Reply #1 on: April 19, 2012, 01:22:55 AM »
I love you for making this.

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Dear Princess Celestia,

Stop trolling me about wedding pictures and let me finish my work here in Cloudsdale.

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Re: Dear Princess Celestia...
« Reply #2 on: April 19, 2012, 01:26:47 AM »
Dear Princess Celstia,

   This week i learned that no matter how much you want to contradict me, color DOES matter. As much as i will brag of my superiority to the goddamn locals in Hawaii, it still doesnt change the fact that im the only white man in this fucking state (Outside of the military), and that people dont like the white man for taking their (Its mine now) island. Seriously... The Indians got over it, they can too.

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Re: Dear Princess Celestia...
« Reply #3 on: April 19, 2012, 01:38:10 AM »
Dear Princess Celestia,

I need a hug. ;~;

Your ever so lonely Brony,
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Re: Dear Princess Celestia...
« Reply #4 on: April 19, 2012, 09:01:25 AM »
Dear Princess Celestia,

Why did you burn down my house?

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Re: Dear Princess Celestia...
« Reply #5 on: April 19, 2012, 02:49:33 PM »
Dear Princess Celestia,
I'm almost outta glue and I'm looking at you.
Sincerly,
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Re: Dear Princess Celestia...
« Reply #6 on: April 19, 2012, 02:55:19 PM »
Dear Princess Celestia,

I haven't gotten a reply from you in a while. Are the rumors true? Have you been turned to glue? D':

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Re: Dear Princess Celestia...
« Reply #7 on: April 19, 2012, 02:56:26 PM »
Dear Princess Celestia,

I learned nothing 8D

Sincerely,

The snowflake Pony

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Re: Dear Princess Celestia...
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2012, 07:13:11 PM »
Dear Princess Celestia,

I recently bought a new house after you burned down my last one with the sun. It cost me quite a bit of money, but I couldn't just live on the streets. It's a very beautiful house. Or rather, it was. Allow me to explain, today I went to the store to grab some groceries as ponies are want to do. There was nothing very interesting about the trip there an back, rather, it was what happened when I got back. You see, my house had been demolished. Crushed, torn down, ripped apart. By a giant banana. I stared in silent awe at the sight before me, my eyes not believing that it could be possible. I approached the enormous fruit, still not truly comprehending it. As i neared, I saw something attached to it. A small note. It read: So I heard you like Banana's? :D - Princess Celestia.
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Why?

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