Okay so, Update 1: I have internet! Possibly. It was supposed to be turned on today, and it would appear so except that I can't get my xbox to hook up to Live even though I have it hooked directly(don't have a wireless adaptor, not that that'd do anything becaaaauuuuuuse...) Update 2: It's not wireless! Have I ever mentioned that Maine is an awful place to live if you're a mostly sane being that enjoys access to the real world? Okay well it is. Don't ever come here. Like, ever. Point is, it's a wired connection, which my laptop can't do because.. Update 3: My laptop's ethernet port is broken! Ya'll can thank Hiro and his cheap ass parents for this one -,,,- But yeah, I came into town to see about getting it fixed and apparently there's a guy who can probably fix it but he won't be in till tomorrow while I'm working. Maybe I'll be able to get to him while i'm on lunch break or something. Also, as i am working six days a week, 8 AM - 9PM I don't know how well I'll even be able to get on here at all so....eh. Give me a couple more days.
*Looks up at wall of text* Huh....maybe I should put a TL;DR.....?