"'How long'," Nek replied, "Means nothing to a T-"
"'Ello!" a tiny, squeaky voice yelled out from below the two. Nek looked down, a bit confused. "Oh, damn!" it yelled, "I'm small!"
A beat, and from the ground a very small figure began to grow taller and taller as Jay appeared, wearing a cape, a crown upon his head. Once he was full-sized, he ran his hands across his wrinkled clothing, straightening them out. "Was having dinner with the King of England," Jay explained, "He let me wear the crown. I wanna get a crown for myself now. It's actually quite comfy."
Paying notice to the woman before him, he looked up, curious eyes alit. "So, yeah, what's happenin'?"