Author Topic: No! Hahahaha! Make it stop! Haha! My sides! Bahahaha! (Read 4125 times)

Ghost · « **on:** December 21, 2012, 03:28:54 AM »

Agwu looked up at the sky, giggling at the funny colors. "The sky looks funny!"it said in a feminine tone. Agwu walked about like any other biped. Her skin was charcoal in color, red markings glowed about in delicate patterns around his waist. The face looked between masculine woman, or like that of a feminine man. The chest had mammary glands, the waist and crotch were like a man's in build. The legs were in between, hairless and medium in build. Agwu's hair was at a medium-short length, locks ended in points that faced towards the back. Two strands on hair flowed just in front of the ears. And the ears! They were pointed like an elf's!

Agwu ran about, naked and looking about at the people carefully, staring at them and pondering who to play with. "All these people are boring!"She huffed, laying on the ground right in the middle of the street, staring at the split in the sky. "Pfffttt.... I wish the sky was a person... Making it change colors like a rainbow would be fun to do to mess with the people...."he sighed with his feminine voice.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #1 on:** December 21, 2012, 03:47:25 AM »

"Oh, now dont be so gloom, Agwu." a voice came from behind. It was none other than, Insana Primoris, the Embodiment of Insanity. This event alone did make the number of hims in ND up to 3, but who the fuck cared? It was his dimension... Shit wasn't supposed to make sense. He stood tall in the radiant purple light under the Dementia Clouded sky and the wind blew his hair back behind him. He stood in his usual pose with his hands in the pockets of his black trenchcoat which was flapping in the moderate wind revealing his Shirt, tie, and slacks underneath.

Ghost · « **Reply #2 on:** December 21, 2012, 03:51:09 AM »

"Whaa?"Awgu flipped onto her stomach to see a shadow. "Big Brother Insania! What are you doin in the ground? You so silly!"he says to the shadow. A tail came out of his lower back, looking like a coyote tail, and wagged it like any other happy doggy. "I swear, the people here seem more boring than last time..."she mumbled, tail stopped and then wagging again. "So hows ya been?"

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #3 on:** December 21, 2012, 03:56:28 AM »

"Well, you werent on this side last time.... Mania is a little more livelier than this side." He said. He walked over to where Agwu was a laid down next to it looking at the sky. "The clouds do seem to have a mind of their own dont they?" he asked as he observed a cloud turn into a humanoid figure and flip him off.

Ghost · « **Reply #4 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:01:10 AM »

Agwu stared at it and grinned, biting her thumb back at the cloud. "They does."he says, nodding. "I was never on this half before. Thought maybe I could get a good reaction out of da peeps here but noooope. They're like.... Made of cardboards."she mumbled. Agwu stared at the clouds"That one's a rainbow pony! Maybe not... Who knows.the colors come and go so fast..." Agwu gasps"Am I going colorblind?! Wait... Hah! Noope, just my eyes exchanging cones for rods and stuff. Isn't it weird that we have cones and rods in our eyes!? Haha! Eyes..."she continues to babble.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #5 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:03:58 AM »

Insana starts to laugh too. "I always assumed we all had glowing orbs of colorness in our eyeballz." Insana began to ramble as well. "So how have you been Agwu?" He turned his head to it and asked.

Ghost · « **Reply #6 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:08:05 AM »

"Oh you know, here and there and everywhere!"Agwu says, nodding. I've not really done much. Kinda a super-mega-huge low for even me! Can you believe it! I haven't been able to find people with good enough reactions to pull jokes on! Li-- wha's dat.." Agwu stares at her tail. "Dun mock me by wavin around like you own da place! .... Wai I outta..." Agwu gets up and runs in circles, chasing his tail and then stopping like she realised something. "Silly me, it's just my tail. Hahah! I knew that! Yeah..."

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #7 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:13:03 AM »

Insana chuckles. Agwu was about as random as embodiments got. "That isnt good. Its been pretty slow for me too... Skye hasnt really been around much, so i've pretty much been chilling here for the time being..." He turned back to look at the clouds. "Hm.... Something is missing.... I GOT IT!" He shouted. Thunder began to crack and kool-aid began to rain along with frogs.

"Yes, yes. That is much better." Insana smiled. "So no tricks lately, eh?"

Ghost · « **Reply #8 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:16:51 AM »

Lightnin lashed out and struck Agwu. She yelps really loud, because who wouldn't when struck by lightning? A pile of ash and a pair of black eyes with white irises were atop the pile. "Hahahaha! That felt funny!"Agwu's voice calls out in a muffled tone. A frog landed on the ash pile, eyes rolling off to make it look like a pair of derpy googly eyes at the sides of the mini hill of remains. "Silly frog. If you dun get off, I'mma eachu."

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #9 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:24:56 AM »

nsana reached over and picked up the frog... After looking at it for a seconds he threw it behind him. "Silly Agwu." Insana said. With a quick motion of his hand Agwu was reformed into its latter form. "Did you say Hi to Tera yet? Im sure she'd be glad to see you." Insana looked back over to her. "She's been stressed lately... I say we should play a trick on her. What do ya say?"

Ghost · « **Reply #10 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:28:47 AM »

Agwu checked himself and then looked at Agwu with an odd sparkle in her eyes. "I'm in! So what are we gonna do?"Agwu asks, wagging his tail so hard that even her butt wagged too. "Are we gonna do some classics or go for some new ones? Oh boy oh boy oh boy! This is gonna be fuuuuun~!"

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:33:05 AM »

"Classics of course... We pretty much invented the art of it." He said confidently. "How about pink paint on her head? She hates pink." he suggested.

Ghost · « **Reply #12 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:37:54 AM »

"ALL THE PINK! Wait! Hmm.." agwu closed her eyes and appeared more like a lightly built man, entirely in pink. Her skin was in the shade of bubblegum and his hair went from neon pink to that eye scorching shade of hot pink. Towards the ends of his limbs, the color turning into a pastel shade. Simple lines along his torso were marked in magenta. "Now to find some paint.... No wait... Dye! That stuff lasts waaaay longer than paint!"

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #13 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:43:47 AM »

"Hmmmmmm..." Insana thought. He snapped his fingers. "I Got it." He held out his hand and in a flash, a bucket of hot pink dye appeared along with a rope and pulley mechanism. "Cant beat the classics."

Ghost · « **Reply #14 on:** December 21, 2012, 04:46:15 AM »

Agwu nods"They never get old! ....Why do we call it the classics again?"Agwu pondered. He shrugged and twirled around as if he were a princess. A brilliant pink dress appeared on him and he looked at Insana. "too much? Or am I missing something?"she asks

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #15 on:** December 21, 2012, 05:02:37 AM »

"Nope, you look beautiful." He said and picked up the equipment. "ONWARDS!" he pointed towards teh palace like a knight about to charge into battle.

Ghost · « **Reply #16 on:** December 21, 2012, 02:09:30 PM »

Agwu pranced around in his pretty dress, flower petals flowing out from behind her out of thin air. "Just for extra fun, we should totally turn everything around her pink bahahaha!"Agwu says, grinning and giggling. Agwu twirled about occasionally, skirt ends releasing pink sparkles of lights.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #17 on:** December 21, 2012, 08:59:57 PM »

"Im down...." He says as they start to walk to the palace. "Now we cant let Tera know what we are doing, so we need a distraction." Insana said.

Ghost · « **Reply #18 on:** December 21, 2012, 09:05:21 PM »

"Instead of frogs, let's have cats and dogs!"Agwu says happily, the weather now raining stuffed cats and dogs, the frogs exploding into fireworks and kool-aid rain turning into brilliant red flares. "Oooh, pretty."Agwu says, staring at the sparkles in the sky.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #19 on:** December 22, 2012, 01:35:45 AM »

Insana nodded in agreement. "I wonder sometimes if you were a product of my force there Agwu. I really do.... But on with the current task, my little sister. Off to trick Big sister Tera!" Insana shouts in excitement.

Ghost · « **Reply #20 on:** December 22, 2012, 01:51:55 AM »

"yaaaay!"Agwu cheers, his footsteps now leaking pink, the ground giving a trail of the color. He picks up a flower and it gladly attaches itself to his face, fangs digging into his pink flesh. When Agwu struggled to get the plant off her face, the flesh stretched out like gum. The plant chewed and blew bubbles. "I think it likes me!"Agwu says, catching up to Insana.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #21 on:** December 22, 2012, 03:50:08 AM »

Insana turns to her and looks at the flower. "Oh, you. Get that thing off your face." Insana says and taps on the flower. "You. Off. Now....." He commanded and the planet unlatched itself. "Yeah, dont mess with things around this side. There are some weird things here. OH!"

He points off into the distance. "The palace awaits! There it is!"

Ghost · « **Reply #22 on:** December 22, 2012, 03:57:41 AM »

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay~"Agwu said, reshaping his face until it looked back to normal. "Silly plants. Thinking my face is gum just because it's pink." She skips around , leaving pink splotches everywhere, like someone had splattered paint all over the place.

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #23 on:** December 22, 2012, 01:38:00 PM »

"Wait..." Insana stopped. "Why are we walking?" he asked Agwu, not really expecting an answer. He grabbed Agwu's hand and the scene melted into the rafters of the palace above Tera. Insana quickly brought his finger up to his mouth to motion to her to be quite. He then pointed down to let him know that Tera was down below.

"Ready?" he said in a hushed tone.

Ghost · « **Reply #24 on:** December 22, 2012, 02:34:29 PM »

Agwu grinned and nods with excitement. He stares down at Tera, pink slowly leaking out from where she stood. Agwu watched silently, waiting for the signal.