"Hai, I'm Chaos!"
It had been quite an interesting past hour or so, for Chaos at least. The horseman imagined that his friend over the next rise wasn't quite having as much fun as he was, oh well.
Silver, no blue, no green, no yellow eyes scanned up over the sandy hill. Chaos could feel the coarse grains sliding between his fingertips, chafing off of them as he stared just over the edge towards the dust ball hovering in the sky.
'Needs more colour' The Horseman thought to himself as he watched the orb with apparent interest.
Then it was gone and he was staring at the person under it, his orange eyes focusing upon him. "Strange little man." The whisper slid out of his mouth like grit, rough and scratchy. "He must be upset, fun~" A smile split Chaos's face, his eyes widening with sheer glee as he realised the prospect, exactly what this entailed and what it entailed was his last word. FUN!
Maybe he could sneak past though, scare the man and catch him off guard with a stealth attack to bring him down. It seemed like a good plan so Chaos hid behind the dune and started to sidle across it, his feet threatening to fall away from him, sinking into the softness beneath him as he moved across it. There were no handholds, nothing but the sand surrounding him, running between his fingers like water and escaping him, slithering down the side of the rise like so many insects. Chaos knew it would take a while to get past his foe of course, knew it would not be easy to sneak...
...The Horseman's face smacked into the sand, sending a cloud of upwards and revealing his position. Sitting up and spitting clods of sand out of his mouth Chaos realised that the remains of rock left here was NOT tasty in the slightest but then again as much as he wanted to know what they tasted... He stood up. "Whoopsies, I fell over." He spoke in that gritty voice of his and laughed loudly, clutching his sides as though there wasn't a maniac just over the hill who wanted to murder him. Gods Chaos was a retard.