The She-Beast Returns to reap the souls of the living!!!!!!

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

They should have acted!
She's already here!
The Elder Scrolls told of her return....
Her defeat was merely a delay.
A delay until a time after the site opened.
When the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood.
But no-one wanted to believe.
Believe she even existed.
And when the truth finally dawns: It dawns in fire.

But... There's one she fears.
In their tongue, he is Chase Hanson.
Psycho-Analyst!

But a day, shall arise,
when the she-devil's lies,
will be silenced forever and then!
Fair Skyrim will be free from foul Hiiiiiiikaru's maw!

Dragonborn, Dragonborn
by his honor is sworn
To keep evil forever at bay!
And the fiercest foes rout
when they hear triumph's shout,
Dragonborn, for your blessing we pray!

WELCOME BACK HIKKY!!!!!!

Thought my Skyrim-esque intro was funny.