Shattered Planes Archives (Seasons 4 & 5)

Everything you are about to read is true, though I am not allowed to reveal my source. Over many days, I have come to realize this truth, and now understand that Paul really is dead. I wish to share this information with as many as possible, so the truth will be understood at last.

Paul is dead. But not the Paul that we expected.

On the date of August 12, 2010,, Paul went back in time (He could not return to the future, as he came from an era where time travel was not yet perfected), and inserted his robo-clone into the Beatles. Afterwards, he spent the next several years secretly fighting the Underground Nazi Remnants, and KGB spies as part of his original MI5 mission.

Once Paul deemed that the world was safe enough, he then ordered his robot clone to die in a fiery car wreck, creating a massive media story, so he could create a diversion while he systematically executed everyone who knew his true identity- as a time traveler.

Then, he rejoined the Beatles, and the rest is (altered) history.

IT'S ALL TRUE.

Name: Yakumo Yukari (Yukari is the first name)
Age: Ageless, has existed for millenia.
Race: Youkai
Alliance: None.
Biography: A girl from the border of reality and fantasy.

She is one of the few remaining youkai that existed in the earliest days of the world.
Although she holds back from destroying everything (A world without playthings is boring), she is not above heavily intervening in human (and youkai) matters, oftentimes being the only one who knows what is truly going on.

Unlike other ancient beings, she is constant. She has remained in her current incarnation for longer than anyone can possibly comprehend, but never grows old. Her form is that of a young youkai.

Weapons: Magic (Both with spellcards and without), umbrella, Ran and Chen (her Shikigami)
Equipment: Umbrella, spellcards
Magic Level: 5
Appearance:


((...*Gigglesnort* Also, "youkai" means "monster/demon/whateverthehell." Although it's pretty much just used to differentiate from humans in Touhou.))

Shanghai took a deep breath, and stepped towards the gates.

Once he was touching the water, he screamed, expecting to be vaporized.

"Oh, hey... cool." He muttered, stepping through the non-lethal gates.

It's sad. It's really, really sad.

Remember the days when America backed its military, when we were actually proud of what we had, and people were willing to shut up and sacrifice for the military?

Yeah, neither do I. They were decades before my time.

It's sickening to see a nation that condemns its military like America does. Although it's not as bad as the Vietnam War, these days Americans just... don't care.

Have any of you ever been on a military base, and looked around at the men and women in the forces? Most of them are young, fresh out of high school. It's amazing.

Why did we have to wait for a terrorist attack to love our military, even if we forgot them less than a year later?

Not "Screw America," "Screw the Americans that ruined this country in the 60s."

That is all.

...Im staying faaaaaaaaaaaar out of this dispute...Far as Im concerned, we could all have been manufactured a few minutes ago as some new reality and merely have implanted memories, complete with a full history of this new world. Doesn't make much difference to me, seeing as we're here now. XP

I thought about that a few years ago, except for we are all recreated every single second, in the same way.

After years of dormancy, of being in the background...

It was time.

Shanghai, after leaving his home and entering into the Japaen society after years of isolation, approached the gates of the Imperial City. Something compelled him to do this, to return to this great city of magic and science.

"Shanghai, apprentice magic user, requesting entry!" he declared. He didn't have any papers, any documents... But...

Relax... something in his head said, assuring him. I will handle this, should trouble arise...

((Question! Is having XANAcore in your head (Well, at least until he fully gains control) considered godmoding? Because it's like, ya know, completely leegul.)

Blurgh pants.

Damn you. You win.

8. Crossplay as Reimu Hakurei, and pay people to dress up as youkai fairies.

EPIC DANMAKU BATTLES IN THE FOOD AISLE, USING CANTALOUPES AS MAGIC.

Haven't done it. Obviously. Crossplaying is the devil.

Name: Shanghai
Age: Ageless, rumored to be thousands of years old.
Race: Ancient Human (Basically, a human!)
Alliance: Ruler of the Xanacorian Remnants (The few peoples loyal to XANAcore over K2323. Not exactly an empire, more like a few refugees)
Biography: Who is the being known as XANAcore, the presence that has spanned many generations?

A wanderer, who comes and goes as he pleases, never leaving the same situation that he entered into.
A man with many shapes and forms, previously the ruler of the XANACorian Empire, currently a wanderer, who has set his eyes on his former glory.

But who is this man known as Shanghai, the one rumored to be the latest form of... that man who disappeared so long ago...?

He was born in Japae, on the anniversary of XANAcore's disappearance ((Like Hell I know what day that is. I'm just, you know... Making it up.)). He was removed from the Japaen society, instead living a life of solitude and isolation. After many years of meditation, arcane study, and mental training, he became a fairly competent mage, one as powerful as the lesser mages of the faded XC Empire.

However, his life was not to be just another footnote in the pages of history.

At the age of twenty-one ((Yes, I know that it's young for a mage, but come on, this guy's a reincarnation. A chosen one. Not THE chosen one, of course, but...)), powerful memories began awakening inside of him. Memories of past wars, which existed only in archives that have never seen the light of day. Memories of people and places that hadn't existed in his lifetime.

And with these memories came the realization of his true nature.

Casting off his name, he adopted the name "Shanghai," and chose the life of a wanderer. Something was calling him to reclaim the glory he never knew, yet possessed in lives past.

Weapons: Concealed knife, staff.
Equipment: None to speak of. Carries a staff, and... nothing more.
Magic Level: Technically, his body is filled with advanced (4) magic, however, his current form is capable only of 2. 3, if under extreme duress.
Appearance: Compared to the other world leaders, Shanghai is... unimpressive. An average man in appearance, his brown hair and average size do not stand out in a crowd.

Typically, he is dressed in the simple brown robes of a hermit. When he is leading his people, however, he takes the appearance of a warlord, and all the pimped out clothing that accompanies it.

((I'm Xanacore, as you've realized. Shanghai Alice is just my new handle. And I love confusing all of you. I can verify this, naturally...))

((Umm... I DON'T REMEMBER WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN THE PAST STORYLINE... So... I'll make some BS up about this current life.))