Author Topic: Funny Chatlogs (Read 58163 times)

K2 · « **Reply #275 on:** August 17, 2010, 05:52:27 PM »

grimabel: I think I came incredibly close to breaking my knuckle. D:
Kaleb intends to become a comic book nerd now.
Kaleb: Ouch, how?
grimabel: Fuck you wall.
grimabel: STOP LOOKING AT ME
grimabel: *Punches*
Kaleb: XD Damn man you don't know how to throw a punch?
Kaleb: never use your knuckles.
grimabel: I know how to throw a punch.
grimabel: I was just to angry to care.
Kaleb: lolk
"grimabel (grimabel)" signed off at Tue Aug 17 17:51:30 2010.
"grimabel (grimabel)" signed on at Tue Aug 17 17:51:37 2010.
grimabel: That wall wont look at me again.

Ino · « **Reply #276 on:** August 17, 2010, 07:47:02 PM »

Lol'd at Zai. I've done that before 8D

Admiral Regis Hermitage · « **Reply #277 on:** August 18, 2010, 02:58:42 PM »

(14:51:17) Hikaru: Or just threw some meat out for the poor starving animals.
(14:51:20) Hikaru: They're hungry too.
(14:51:27) Zak: ... Ok...
(14:51:31) Zak: Yeah....
(14:51:34) Hikaru cuddles a small alien-like kitty.
(14:51:38) -Lyoko222: or hunt and kill them
(14:51:52) Hikaru: ...
(14:51:57) -Lyoko222: deep-fry them and eat it
(14:52:00) Zak: Tha might distract them, draw more hunters in for food and when they don't get food, they attack Hawk.
(14:52:00) Hikaru calls the galactic animal abuse on Lyoko222.
(14:52:10) Odd_Dellarobia: There
(14:52:15) -Lyoko222: works great on deer and other cute creatures
(14:52:23) Hikaru: >.>
(14:52:23) Zak: What?
(14:52:27) Hikaru: YOU HUNTER
(14:52:32) Zak: Those were just suggestions.
(14:52:33) -Lyoko222: yep
(14:52:54) Zak: ... Lyoko is a conservative, Hik. Of course he's a hunter.
(14:53:00) Hikaru: Animals are better than people. I rest my case.
(14:53:09) Zak: ... No.
(14:53:22) -Lyoko222: im "Controlling" the populatiion
(14:53:26) Zak: They aren't any better than we are.
(14:53:28) Hikaru goes back to cuddling an alien-like kitty that wants to bite my head off.
(14:54:13) -Lyoko222 sneaks up with a 30-30 waiting to kill the kitty
(14:54:20) -Lyoko222: FOOD!!!!
(14:54:25) Hikaru sets Lyoko222 on fire.

Gaserlake · « **Reply #278 on:** August 18, 2010, 07:36:59 PM »

[16:12:26] Gaserlake: I'll punch you first.
[16:12:27] Gaserlake:

[16:12:36] nekohikaruchan: Joy
[16:12:42] Gaserlake: now...
[16:12:49] Gaserlake: I'll try not to fucking spam myself out of here.
[16:13:11] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:11] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:13] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:14] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:15] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:16] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:17] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:18] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:20] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:21] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:24] Gaserlake: >.<
[16:13:27] Gaserlake: damn, it's a long while
[16:13:29] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:30] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:31] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:32] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:33] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:34] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:35] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:36] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:37] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:38] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:41] Gaserlake: and one for good luck..
[16:13:41] * Gaserlake punches Hikaru in the upper right arm
[16:13:43] Gaserlake: MEH!
[16:13:44] Gaserlake: there
[16:13:56] Gaserlake: happy birthday, Hik.
[16:13:58] nekohikaruchan: *appears behind Gaser* So. I see you like to punch clones.
[16:14:04] Gaserlake: ...yay!
[16:14:07] Gaserlake: MORE PUNCHING FOR ME!
[16:14:12] Gaserlake: nao come over here.
[16:14:13] Gaserlake:

[16:14:19] Gaserlake: I have to do this all over again.
[16:14:19] nekohikaruchan: Nooo thanks.
[16:14:22] Gaserlake: >.<
[16:14:24] Gaserlake: fucking clones
[16:14:32] Gaserlake: well... the clone DID turn 21..
[16:14:33] Gaserlake: but..
[16:14:40] Gaserlake: the clone counts as a separate person.
[16:14:45] Gaserlake: Nao, come over here, you pussy.
[16:14:49] Gaserlake: wait...
[16:14:56] nekohikaruchan: *disappears out of existence*

Ino · « **Reply #279 on:** August 18, 2010, 09:11:55 PM »

... >____>

Gaserlake · « **Reply #280 on:** August 19, 2010, 01:14:17 AM »

Don't worry, Ino. I'll give you a supply of shotguns and machine guns and grenade launchers, as well as some flamethrowers, if you need them.

Ino · « **Reply #281 on:** August 19, 2010, 01:32:40 AM »

>______________________>

Beware Ye Who Enter Here · « **Reply #282 on:** August 19, 2010, 03:34:31 PM »

(15:29:10) NOMERCY: New Reply: Re: Ban The Person Above You
(15:29:13) Zumi:

(15:29:33) C'thulhu: New Reply: Re: Ban The Person Above You
(15:29:44) Zak: B-}
(15:30:11) C'thulhu: Ahhhhh, that was so funny how you freaked out.
(15:30:14) NOMERCY: New Reply: Re: Ban The Person Above You
(15:30:28) Zak: New Reply: Re: Ban The Person Above You
(15:30:43) Zak: OHMYFUCKINGGOD!
(15:31:00) Zak dies again because of graphic imagery
(15:31:03) Zumi: New Reply: Re: Ban The Person Above You
(15:31:05) C'thulhu: HAHAHAHA!
(15:31:19) Zumi: LOL
(15:31:25) Zak uses last monster reborn and comes back blind
(15:31:25) NOMERCY: New Reply: Re: Ban The Person Above You
(15:31:28) Zak: HA!
(15:31:36) Zak walks into wall.
(15:31:41) Zak: OW! DAMNUIT!
(15:31:47) Zumi: xD
(15:32:07) C'thulhu: Hey Zak...
(15:32:19) Zak promptly walks into a pillar, which fall onto his lunch
(15:32:24) Zak: DAMIT!

Queen Bright · « **Reply #283 on:** August 20, 2010, 06:46:02 PM »

nekohikaruchan 3:36 pm
Good going. Your state is making the whole country sick.
grimabel 3:36 pm
/me wrings hands evily.
Just as planned, just as planned.
nekohikaruchan 3:36 pm
So what'd you do to the eggs?
grimabel 3:37 pm
It would be better to ask what I DIDN'T do to the eggs.
nekohikaruchan 3:38 pm
Seriously thought. 380 milllion eggs from Iowa recalled and still growing with 1,300 sick.
grimabel 3:38 pm

nekohikaruchan 3:38 pm
Eggs are like the most common food besides bread, one of the worst to get contaminated.
grimabel 3:39 pm
I also don't suggest eating the porm.
*pork
nekohikaruchan 3:39 pm
Pork is already unsafe.
Parasites that go to the brain.
grimabel 3:40 pm
Well, I made them reproduce faster and be immune to both cold and heat.
:3
nekohikaruchan 3:40 pm
Oh joy.
grimabel 3:40 pm
Genetic Engineerrriinnggg yeaaah.

Ino · « **Reply #284 on:** August 20, 2010, 10:44:30 PM »

I want scrabbled eggs.

Queen Bright · « **Reply #285 on:** August 21, 2010, 04:42:42 AM »

NinjaFurtle is available 1:26 am
UGH. PISSED BUT SCARED.
NinjaFurtle 1:26 am
OMFG
I KEEP WATCHING MORE
AND MORE
AND UUUUGH
http://marblehornets.wikidot.com/entry-18
nekohikaruchan 1:27 am
It's your fault...
NinjaFurtle 1:27 am
>>
nekohikaruchan 1:27 am
You're watching it
NinjaFurtle 1:27 am
MY FAULT!?
YOU SHOWED IT
UUUUUUGH
paranoid
he's outside my window
DKFJDSFKD
nekohikaruchan 1:27 am
I didn't say to watch it.
And keep watching when you're already paranoid.
NinjaFurtle 1:28 am
Well you know how I am!
Show me something and I mess with it!

Ino · « **Reply #286 on:** August 21, 2010, 04:52:11 PM »

I'm going to kill you. >>

Ino · « **Reply #287 on:** August 22, 2010, 07:46:37 PM »

Gasers 6:42 pm
you know 117 sp33k?
1337 sp33k
*
NinjaFurtle 6:44 pm
Yeeee
Gaser 6:44 pm
yeee?
n00b
NinjaFurtle 6:44 pm
yeeees
Gaser 6:44 pm
k
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet
LERN ANYWAY!
NinjaFurtle 6:44 pm
You already showed me
Gaser 6:45 pm
...oh... right.
BUT STILL!
NinjaFurtle 6:45 pm
/me smacks upside your head
Gaser 6:45 pm
LEARN MOAR!
OWW!

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #288 on:** August 22, 2010, 09:42:05 PM »

(21:08:03) Orpheus: New Reply: Re: The New Teacher Arrives
(21:14:40) NOMERCY: New Reply: Re: The New Teacher Arrives
(21:18:59) Orpheus: New Reply: Re: The New Teacher Arrives
(21:19:36) NOMERCY: New Reply: Re: The New Teacher Arrives
(21:21:59) Orpheus: New Reply: Re: The New Teacher Arrives
(21:23:24) NOMERCY: New Reply: Re: The New Teacher Arrives
(21:24:21) Orpheus: New Reply: Re: The New Teacher Arrives
(21:26:04) NOMERCY: New Reply: Re: The New Teacher Arrives
(21:28:07) -Lyoko222: ill be the one to break teh combo
(21:33:01) Orpheus: New Reply: Re: Well that doesn't look natural
(21:37:17) NOMERCY: New Reply: Re: Well that doesn't look natural
(21:39:13) Orpheus: New Reply: Re: Well that doesn't look natural
(21:40:39) Kaitan_Zai: c-c-combo breaker!

This topic might as well be pinned.

K2 · « **Reply #289 on:** August 22, 2010, 10:02:49 PM »

Sticky'd.

Beware Ye Who Enter Here · « **Reply #290 on:** August 22, 2010, 10:35:02 PM »

(22:23:45) NOMERCY: Hawkeye, why is it that you haven't mastered the concept of battle?
(22:23:56) Odd_Dellarobia: I have
(22:24:05) NOMERCY: Not to be mean, but you're the most easy one to defeat. You obviously have not.
(22:24:08) Odd_Dellarobia: but I am trying to avoid fighting you over Ground Island until I can bring tech into play
(22:24:13) Orpheus: New Reply: Re: Well that doesn't look natural
(22:24:27) Hikaru: Yet you send 500 to do what one person can do...
(22:24:40) Odd_Dellarobia: 500
(22:24:42) Odd_Dellarobia: Let's see here
(22:24:47) Odd_Dellarobia: All working to heal the planet
(22:24:53) NOMERCY: If I were to interfere in your takeover topic now, Hawkeye, would you be able to beat me?
(22:24:56) Hikaru: Then don't call it a take over.
(22:25:03) Odd_Dellarobia: So it can be taken over
(22:25:14) Odd_Dellarobia: First heal the former home of Ground Island, then take it over
(22:25:16) NOMERCY: (22:24:53) NOMERCY: If I were to interfere in your takeover topic now, Hawkeye, would you be able to beat me?
(22:25:20) Odd_Dellarobia: Likely
(22:25:29) Odd_Dellarobia: But probably not
(22:25:37) Odd_Dellarobia: 70% not 30% of a chance
(22:25:42) NOMERCY: Why wouldn't you be able to beat me?
(22:26:01) Odd_Dellarobia glares at Anrufe Fleet for a moment
(22:26:18) NOMERCY: I could beat you without that fleet.
(22:26:18) Orpheus: More around a 95% chance of failure, 3% of running away, 2% of winning.
(22:26:21) NOMERCY: Without tech.
(22:26:34) Odd_Dellarobia: Fine. I will take you
(22:26:39) NOMERCY: Why is it that I would win, and that I always win in battle with you?
(22:26:50) NOMERCY: This is a serious question.
(22:26:57) NOMERCY: I want to see if you know why.
(22:27:16) Odd_Dellarobia: I don't use enough tactics
(22:27:28) Orpheus: Not that.
(22:27:35) Orpheus: You just don't use SMART tactics.
(22:27:57) Orpheus: You either use pathetically underhand tactics that don't work, or you just throw your magic around.
(22:28:08) NOMERCY: You use plenty of tactics, Hawkeye, but the thing about battle and victory in this RP is that to win, you have to outsmart your opponent.
(22:28:39) NOMERCY: I hear from Hikaru that you're bloody brilliant at chess. Think of SP like a game of chess, only on a much broader scale.
(22:29:18) Orpheus: Hawkeye is good at chess?
(22:29:19) Orpheus: I
(22:29:20) Orpheus: MUST
(22:29:24) Orpheus: DESTTROOY HIM
(22:29:29) Orpheus: In chess. :3
(22:29:37) NOMERCY: New Reply: Re: Well that doesn't look natural
(22:29:37) Zak doesn't believe it
(22:29:45) Hikaru: ...
(22:29:47) Hikaru: What?
(22:29:50) Hikaru: Hawk sucks at chess.
(22:29:56) NOMERCY: Oh.
(22:30:04) NOMERCY: That explains why he always looses on SP.
(22:30:04) NOMERCY: xD
(22:31:20) Zak believes that

Queen Bright · « **Reply #291 on:** August 23, 2010, 12:00:36 AM »

nekohikaruchan 8:56 pm
It's funny. Hikaru's got family and kids. K2's got family and kids. Yet... your two characters are standing there, billion year old virgins.
Gaserlake 8:56 pm
fuck you
lol
nekohikaruchan 8:56 pm
I wonder why?
Gaserlake 8:56 pm
cuz they're gay
wait...
no
that's not it
shit
nekohikaruchan 8:56 pm
Twincest?
Gaserlake 8:56 pm
>>
holy shit
TWINCEST!
YEAH!
EXPERTS FOR BILLIONS OF YEARS!

Ino · « **Reply #292 on:** August 23, 2010, 12:14:18 AM »

That's why YOU SHOULD'VE TAKEN KYLEXX.

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #293 on:** August 23, 2010, 04:25:35 PM »

(16:17:03) Kaitan_Zai: Logged on from college campus YEEAAH
(16:17:25) Kaitan_Zai: And they all use vista.
(16:17:37) Kaitan_Zai: except me. Windows 7~

(16:21:42) Kaitan_Zai: Logged onto AIM from college campus YEEAAH

[16:22] zaikanata: First IM from college campus YEEAAH!
[16:23] Hikaru: Internet hard to use or something?
[16:23] zaikanata: Nope.
[16:23] zaikanata: It's actually really fast.

(16:25:26) Kaitan_Zai: First private message I received at college YEEAAH

Ino · « **Reply #294 on:** August 24, 2010, 08:43:18 PM »

Congratulations, so I take it you stay in a dorm now?

Nisorin · « **Reply #295 on:** August 24, 2010, 09:02:57 PM »

* Nisorin glares jealously at Zai

Lucky.

Embodiment of Cringe · « **Reply #296 on:** August 24, 2010, 09:43:35 PM »

Quote from: Zumi on August 24, 2010, 08:43:18 PM

Congratulations, so I take it you stay in a dorm now?

Nope. Community college, I drive/get driven to there. If it counts for anything though, it DOES feel like a home away from home.

Quote from: Nisorin on August 24, 2010, 09:02:57 PM

* Nisorin glares jealously at Zai

Lucky.

First person to complain about me going to College YEEAAH!

Ino · « **Reply #297 on:** August 24, 2010, 10:55:13 PM »

I wanna go to college but I ARE GONNA WAAAAIT.

Beware Ye Who Enter Here · « **Reply #298 on:** August 25, 2010, 07:52:04 AM »

I'm in High School AND college AT THE SAME TIME. And I'm 15.

K2 · « **Reply #299 on:** August 25, 2010, 09:33:53 AM »

AP Classes?