Funny Chatlogs

[UnStellar]

Auntie Dottie is a badass.

[Orga the Strange]

How so?

[UnStellar]

I use her voice in firefight. She's twice the badass Cortana ever was.

[Embodiment of Cringe]

(15:59:57) Odd_Dellarobia: Can someone tell me what the premium package is?
(16:00:19) UnStellar: You'll know when everyone else knows hawk.
(16:00:48) Kaitan_Zai: It's a package being sent to James L. Premium.
(16:00:59) Sexbot: Zak has been logged out (Timeout).
(16:01:07) Kaitan_Zai: He doesn't like it when people name packages after him.
(16:01:31) Kaitan_Zai: And the staff received his package recently, and they were going to tell UPS that they got the wrong package.
(16:01:58) UnStellar: ...
(16:02:00) UnStellar: Zai.
(16:02:23) Kaitan_Zai: Little do you all know.. THAT I AM JAMES L. PREMIUM!!
(16:02:40) Kaitan_Zai: GIMME MAH PACKAGE
(16:02:54) Kaitan_Zai: ...
(16:02:55) Kaitan_Zai: .iaZ
(16:02:57) UnStellar throws it at Zai
(16:03:02) UnStellar: SHUDDUP DAMNIT
(16:03:02) Kaitan_Zai: lolkthx
(16:03:09) Kaitan_Zai catches it
(16:03:23) UnStellar mumbles angrily under breath
(16:03:35) Kaitan_Zai: ; ~ ;
(16:03:51) Kaitan_Zai opens the package to find a bomb
(16:03:56) Kaitan_Zai: WHAT THE FU-
(16:04:00) UnStellar hits the detonator
(16:04:00) Kaitan_Zai explodes
(16:04:07) UnStellar laughs wickedly
(16:04:23) UnStellar: +over 9000 points for meme awesomeness

[Queen Bright]

nekohikaruchan 7:13 pm
    So. Get to downloading Hello Kitty
Gaserlake 7:13 pm
    FUCK
    fine
    >>
    shit...
    fuck.
    I'm going to pretend to love it.
    -.-
    so I won't kill myself
nekohikaruchan 7:14 pm
    Chatlogging
Gaserlake 7:14 pm
    fucking hell...
    DAMMIT
    can you just wait..
    until like..
    the end, so you can do it all at once?
    Or are you just going to make this slow and painful for me?


If no one gets this, Gaser and I had a deal.
I'll try Half Life 2, if he tries Hello Kitty Online. MUWAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA. EXPECT SCREENSHOTS!

[Gaserlake]

FUCKING.... *grabs shotgun* DIE, HELLO KITTY, DIE! *shoots shotgun* EVERYONE IS GONNA DIE IN BLOOD AND SHIT! GRAAAAAAAA.... *cries* ...the humiliation...

[Queen Bright]

nekohikaruchan 7:44 pm
    AHAHAHA. Watch this vid
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erGvc9HThgM
Gaserlake 7:44 pm
    omg..
    space..
    EPIC!
    HKO has space?
nekohikaruchan 7:44 pm
    No. Keep watching
Gaserlake 7:44 pm
    oh..
    the anti-violence vid?
    omg
    wtf?
    omg...
    noo..
    no...
    NOOOO!
    HARDCORE KILLERS BECAME ONE OF THEM!
    ...WILL THIS BE THE SAME FOR ME?!
    OMG!
    HELP ME!

[Gaserlake]

[21:16:49] nekohikaruchan: ...WTF
[21:16:55] Gaserlake: ?
[21:16:56] nekohikaruchan: One of the minigames they added since the demo
[21:16:58] nekohikaruchan: Is a math game
[21:17:02] Gaserlake: LMAO
[21:17:03] nekohikaruchan: HATE HATE HATE
[21:17:04] Gaserlake: ROFL
[21:17:06] Gaserlake: YAY!
[21:17:11] Gaserlake: HKO IS ON MY SIDE!
[21:17:14] Gaserlake: BEAT, THAT HIK!
[21:17:18] Gaserlake: YOU TRIED TO HUMILIATE ME!
[21:17:23] Gaserlake: NOW, YOU'RE THE HUMILIATED!
[21:17:24] Gaserlake: rofl
[21:17:40] nekohikaruchan: "Boa Constructor needs help with math. Play Bankaroo and flex your numeric muscles!"
[21:17:46] nekohikaruchan: Hope he doesn't mind an F...
[21:17:51] Gaserlake:
[21:17:54] Gaserlake: I'll help.
[21:18:19] nekohikaruchan: ...Not easy either. Not for me anyways.
[21:18:22] Gaserlake: lol
[21:18:25] Gaserlake: tell me the math problem.
[21:18:54] Gaserlake: tell meh!
[21:19:30] nekohikaruchan: 99 ? 20 = 119
[21:19:34] Gaserlake: >>
[21:19:37] Gaserlake: you don't know that?
[21:19:40] Gaserlake: +
[21:19:41] nekohikaruchan: You have to pick the damn sign of whether it's + - x or /
[21:19:44] nekohikaruchan: -.-
[21:19:50] Gaserlake: >>
[21:19:55] Gaserlake: That's not easy?
[21:20:06] nekohikaruchan: (58+22) ? 69=149
[21:20:12] nekohikaruchan: Not for me -.-
[21:20:15] Gaserlake: +
[21:20:21] nekohikaruchan: FUCK YOU GAME
[21:20:23] Gaserlake: LOL
[21:20:24] nekohikaruchan: "Time's up."
[21:20:27] Gaserlake: ooo
[21:20:33] Gaserlake: lol
[21:20:34] Gaserlake: that sucks
[21:20:42] nekohikaruchan: Beaten by fucking Hello Kitty...
[21:20:46] Gaserlake: ROFL
[21:20:48] Gaserlake: OMG..
[21:20:49] nekohikaruchan: I guess there's something for you to chatlog.
[21:20:56] Gaserlake: I'm going to beat you in HKO!
[21:21:01] Gaserlake: yeah... so chatlogging..
[21:21:02] Gaserlake: payback..
[21:21:17] Gaserlake: thanks for reminding me of the chatlog, too.

HAH! PAYBACK, BITCH!

[Queen Bright]

(18:14:13) Orga: What the hell is everyone doin gthat's keeping them from being on the internet?
(18:14:27) Orga: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO BE HAVING A LIFE!
(18:14:42) Orga: Frickin' liviers...
(18:19:24) Orga: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
(18:21:24) Hikaru yawns.
(18:24:35) Orga: WHATCHOO TAKIN' BOUT WILLIS?!
(18:24:43) Orga: *talkin
(18:47:05) Sexbot: UnStellar logs into the Chat.
(18:47:10) UnStellar: Yeah, seriously what's going on today?
(18:47:42) Hikaru: K2 was on earlier
(18:48:02) Hikaru: But only IMd asking for a vid link I had, then he didn't say anything, singed off, signed on, signed off, didn't go on SP.
(18:48:12) Hikaru: I figured he had friends over at his house or something...so I didn't even ask.
(18:48:17) Hikaru: Nisorin is working.
(18:48:23) Hikaru: Taylor and Orph..... I have no freakin' idea
(18:48:35) Hikaru: Gaser is homework swamped, and currently afk.
(18:48:48) Hikaru: And... well there's Hawk. But who wants Hawk? Other than that, I don't know.
(18:48:52) UnStellar: And the Zak/Hiro/Thunderscreamer/all those guys crowd must have something going out.
(18:48:57) UnStellar: *on
(18:49:08) UnStellar: Wai,t Nisorin's working?
(18:49:14) UnStellar: He got a job?
(18:49:14) Hikaru: I think
(18:49:18) Hikaru: Wasn't he doing a haunted house?
(18:49:26) Hikaru: Weekends seem like the time to do such..
(18:49:37) UnStellar: I'm not sure.
(18:49:43) UnStellar: I'm not exactly uber close with everyone here.
(18:50:20) Hikaru: Orga is Hiro and Zak's friend...
(18:50:32) Hikaru grabs a steak knife.
(18:50:36) Hikaru: I say we interrogate him.
(18:50:50) UnStellar stares at the knife.
(18:51:07) UnStellar: Um. Yeah, if it keeps yo ufrom using that on me
(18:51:15) Hikaru: Eh?
(18:51:18) Hikaru: No, you get these.
(18:51:32) Hikaru takes out safety scissors.
(18:51:52) UnStellar proceeds to run with them
(18:51:59) UnStellar: I'M RUNNING WITH SCISSORS HIK
(18:52:01) UnStellar: I'M SO DANGEROUS
(18:52:09) UnStellar: DOESN'T THAT MAKE ME A BADASS?
(18:52:14) Hikaru: They're kid scissors...
(18:52:22) Hikaru: The kindergarten safety scissors.
(18:52:39) UnStellar: Don't spoil the moment...
(18:53:31) Hikaru: Is it bad that my final draft of my short story is due monday?
(18:53:40) Hikaru: Yet I've had 2 months and still don't have it wrote?
(18:53:51) UnStellar: ...How short are we talking?
(18:54:07) Hikaru: The max limit is 10 pages, the minimum 2-3
(18:54:18) Hikaru: At first I had authors block, inspiration wouldn't come.
(18:54:19) UnStellar: That's not so bade.
(18:54:25) Hikaru: Finally got passed that and I have several ideas.
(18:54:25) UnStellar: Ah.
(18:54:28) Hikaru: Some worked out completely
(18:54:30) Hikaru: Now?
(18:54:30) UnStellar: We all go through that.
(18:54:34) Hikaru: I just can't seem to make myself start.
(18:54:45) UnStellar: You just got to force yourself.
(18:54:49) UnStellar: Here,
(18:55:00) Hikaru just assumes she isn't cut out for Creative Writing.
(18:55:26) UnStellar: http://writeordie.drwicked.com/
(18:55:35) Orga: Hiya every body.
(18:55:41) UnStellar: There he is!
(18:55:42) Hikaru: ORGA
(18:55:47) UnStellar: Get him!
(18:55:52) Orga: Ya?
(18:55:55) Orga: Wut!?
(18:55:58) UnStellar runs at him screaming with a pair of safety scissors
(18:55:59) Hikaru throws steak knife at Orga's head.
(18:56:02) Orga runs
(18:56:09) Hikaru: WHERE'S ZAK AND HIRO?!
(18:56:10) Orga jump dodges
(18:56:13) Hikaru: SPILL!!!!!!
(18:56:18) UnStellar: WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM?
(18:56:26) UnStellar duct tapes Orga to a chair
(18:56:28) Hikaru lassos Orga with a chain.
(18:56:29) Orga: I"LL NEVER TELL!
(18:56:41) Orga breaks through lasso
(18:56:49) Hikaru: That's a chain
(18:56:54) Orga: You'll dig forever and never find the bides!
(18:56:59) Hikaru: WAIT! I've got it.
(18:57:00) Orga: Oh?
(18:57:04) Orga: well then
(18:57:09) Hikaru takes out a copy of lovecraft and a lighter.
(18:57:11) Orga breaks through chain
(18:57:16) Hikaru clicks lighter button.
(18:57:17) Orga: WAIT!
(18:57:21) Hikaru: TELL US OR THE BOOK GETS IT.
(18:57:24) Orga holds out his hands
(18:57:45) Hikaru: Now where are they?
(18:57:49) Orga: Wait, which one is it?
(18:57:53) Hikaru: Some school thing? Swamped with schoolwork? What?
(18:58:02) Hikaru: It's the one with that green serpent thing.
(18:58:09) Orga: .....Wut?
(18:58:12) UnStellar: It's the first edition of your favorite.
(18:58:20) Orga: AAAAH!
(18:58:32) Orga: DON'T BURN, DON'T BURN IT!
(18:58:45) Orga: There in the same room as me reading comics!
(18:58:47) UnStellar cuts out the button of a chair with the scissors as a back up plan
(18:58:57) UnStellar: BLUFF!
(18:58:57) Orga grabs book from Hik
(18:59:03) Orga: Ha!
(18:59:08) Orga: I have it now!
(18:59:16) Hikaru laughs and shakes head.
(18:59:20) UnStellar: Shit, we're gonna have to taze him
(18:59:22) Orga: What?
(18:59:24) Hikaru: You think I'd actually take out the real copy? That's a fake.
(18:59:30) Orga: It's like my bible.
(18:59:37) Hikaru brandishes lighter.
(18:59:46) Hikaru: Tell us or the real book gets turned to ashes.
(18:59:47) Orga: ......I'm gonna burn a Holy Bible just for that.
(18:59:59) Hikaru: Eh. Just a book.
(19:00:03) Hikaru: There's a million in print.
(19:00:12) Hikaru: It says don't edit the bible. Doesn't say it can't be burnt.
(19:00:13) UnStellar: She has a point.
(19:00:18) Orga: Fine, I'll vote yes for gay marriage.
(19:00:26) Hikaru: YOU BASTARD!
(19:00:30) Orga: HA!
(19:00:33) UnStellar gasps in dramatic gopher fashion
(19:00:38) Orga: I'LL DO IT TOO!
(19:00:45) UnStellar: YOU VILE... CREATURE!
(19:00:51) Orga: I'll preach acceptance!
(19:00:53) UnStellar: How could you?
(19:00:53) Hikaru: We just want to know where everyone is
(19:00:56) UnStellar: NO!
(19:00:56) Hikaru: And why they're like...
(19:00:58) Hikaru: NOT HERE
(19:01:05) UnStellar: Yeahhh.
(19:01:10) UnStellar: Cause...
(19:01:15) UnStellar: NO ONE'S been on.
(19:01:16) Orga: I told you, Zak and Hiro are right next to me.
(19:01:17) UnStellar: All day.
(19:01:28) Orga: LIke literally, right next to me.
(19:01:29) UnStellar: Whatcha been doing?
(19:01:44) Orga: We were at Dave and Busters all day.
(19:01:53) Orga: Also, Chatlogging.

[Orga the Strange]

DAMN YOU HIRO SHE GOT TO CHAT LOG IT FIRST!

[Queen Bright]

Gaserlake 7:02 pm
    aw
    fuck..
    I ALWAYS MISS THE FUN!
    FUCK!

[Orga the Strange]

(22:09:42) Orga goes back to singing ACDC
(22:09:57) Orga: For those about to rock, we salute you!
(22:14:15) Orga: And now everyone fucking leaves.
(22:14:23) Orga: Azathoth dammit!
(22:14:27) Hikaru: Lol
(22:14:36) Orga: Ohai
(22:14:42) Orga thought he was alone
(22:15:12) Orga: ...
(22:15:26) Orga: Well then....wanta talk about card games?
(22:15:33) Orga: No wait, thats Zai.
(22:15:46) Orga: Umm.....How was your day?
(22:16:02) Orga: Yeah thats a question people ask each other right?
(22:16:07) Hikaru: The same it is every day, pinky.
(22:16:12) Hikaru: TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
(22:16:32) Orga: Oi! That's what I do.
(22:16:43) Hikaru: ...
(22:16:50) Hikaru: No one ever gets classic cartoon references anymore.
(22:16:57) Orga: Pinkiy and the Brain
(22:17:06) Orga: I just choise to ingore it.
(22:17:18) Orga: *pinky *chose
(22:19:33) Orga is transfixed by his lava lamp
(22:20:33) Orga: Lava Lamp: (noun) def. The one thing Hippies did right.
(22:22:48) Orga: Youtube is all fucked up, it'll only play sponsered videos.
(22:23:23) Orga clears throat
(22:23:35) Orga: You know, we have chatbox for a reason.
(22:23:54) Hikaru is playing Luna
(22:24:04) Sexbot: UnStellar has been logged out (Timeout).
(22:24:08) Orga: ...I don't know what that is
(22:24:12) Orga: Is it fun?
(22:24:19) Orga: Ande is it free.
(22:24:30) Hikaru: http://luna.gpotato.com/
(22:25:01) Orga: WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
(22:25:15) Sexbot: UnStellar logs into the Chat.
(22:25:16) UnStellar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u​LudBmn1uK4
(22:25:46) Hikaru: I'm so bored I unequipped all equipment and weapons aka clothes.
(22:25:54) Orga:
(22:25:55) Hikaru: And using the dancing emoticon in the middle of Alker Town
(22:26:04) UnStellar: Streaking?
(22:26:10) Hikaru: Basically
(22:26:13) UnStellar: Stripping?
(22:26:17) UnStellar: Goodness Hikaru.
(22:26:21) UnStellar: Made any money?
(22:26:33) UnStellar hits Hikaru with a cain
(22:26:40) UnStellar: I GET 75% OF YOUR PROFIT
(22:26:47) UnStellar: *cane
(22:27:05) Orga: 1.Weird anime thing
(22:27:13) Orga: 2.hit Hik with cain
(22:27:18) Orga: 3.
(22:27:25) Hikaru: http://i53.tinypic.com/2niufs.jp​g Boredom at its finest.
(22:27:25) Orga: 4.PROFIT!
(22:27:28) UnStellar: 4. PROFIT!
(22:27:41) Orga: Little late to the party Stellar
(22:27:57) UnStellar: three seconds dude
(22:28:02) UnStellar: Any one saying anything Hik?
(22:28:11) Hikaru: Nope
(22:28:15) UnStellar: XD
(22:28:21) Orga: Three seconds late is still late.
(22:28:25) UnStellar: Leave it to anime MMORPGers to ignore a stripper.
(22:28:59) Orga: They've seen worse, they've seen far worse.
(22:29:21) UnStellar: Wha-at?
(22:29:27) UnStellar: What are you talking about?
(22:29:47) Orga: Let's just say that when it comes to anime I don't trust it.
(22:29:50) Orga: ever.
(22:29:57) UnStellar shifts eyes.
(22:30:13) UnStellar writes in a note pad title "things I learned from SP"
(22:30:18) UnStellar: ANIME IS EVIL
(22:30:20) Sexbot: Gaserlake logs into the Chat.
(22:30:48) Orga: I've seen hings that make me wish H.P.L. nhad toned down on whole 'everything has tentacles' ideal in his books.
(22:30:50) Gaserlake: Exactly, Stellar.
(22:30:53) Gaserlake: Anime is pure evil.
(22:30:57) Hikaru: ...
(22:30:58) Gaserlake: and Hikaru...
(22:31:03) Gaserlake: damn...
(22:31:06) Hikaru gets out the otaku megaphone.
(22:31:09) Gaserlake: I'm so going into Luna, right now.
(22:31:17) Gaserlake: I've got to see this live.
(22:31:17) Gaserlake:
(22:31:22) UnStellar: Ohhh, do you have to download it?
(22:31:23) Hikaru: ANIME IS NOT EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(22:31:32) UnStellar: Cause if not, I'll totally joi-AHHHHH
(22:31:33) Orga: YES IT IS!
(22:31:33) UnStellar: MY EARS
(22:32:04) Gaserlake: OMg...
(22:32:05) Orga: Anime led to frightning thing s that haunt me a fucking C'thulhu worshipper to this day!
(22:32:05) Gaserlake: Hikaru...
(22:32:08) Gaserlake: I will so rape you...
(22:32:11) Gaserlake: jk..
(22:32:23) Gaserlake: I will rape your soul... LMAO
(22:32:32) Gaserlake: but meh...
(22:32:46) UnStellar: He'll do it, too.
(22:32:48) Orga: "(22:32:23) Gaserlake: I will rape your soul"
(22:32:51) Orga: Like that!
(22:32:57) Gaserlake: lol
(22:32:59) Orga: Anime led to that with tentacles.
(22:32:59) Gaserlake: playing Luna, now..
(22:33:07) Gaserlake: Hope I won't get disappointed... HIKARU...
(22:33:15) UnStellar: T3n4cl3 r4ep?
(22:33:19) Gaserlake: tentacle rape..
(22:33:20) Gaserlake: ROFL
(22:33:27) Gaserlake: Typical in a hentai
(22:33:28) Gaserlake: >>
(22:33:35) UnStellar: Ah yes.
(22:33:40) Hikaru: You would know, Gaser
(22:33:40) Orga: They even named a soda after it.
(22:33:46) Gaserlake: >>
(22:33:46) Hikaru: Admitting something?
(22:33:46) UnStellar: The terrors of hentai.
(22:33:51) Gaserlake: hikaru...
(22:33:57) Gaserlake: I have to know my enemy to beat my enemy.
(22:33:59) Gaserlake:
(22:34:20) UnStellar: You're going to beat off tentacles?
(22:34:21) UnStellar: What?
(22:34:25) Gaserlake: ROFL
(22:34:30) Gaserlake: Hikaru's fapping off tentacles.
(22:34:38) Orga: LOL
(22:34:47) UnStellar: That was at you...
(22:34:55) Gaserlake: I'm not, Stellar.
(22:34:57) UnStellar: You said you had to know your enemy to beat your enemy...
(22:35:05) UnStellar: Awww.
(22:35:08) UnStellar: I'm dissapoint.
(22:35:26) Gaserlake: well...
(22:35:34) Orga: He's going to beat off tentacles?
(22:35:37) Gaserlake: Beat off tentacles...
(22:35:41) Hikaru: http://i56.tinypic.com/anxw6x.jp​g FEAAAAAAAAAAR ME
(22:35:42) Orga: ......Wow.
(22:35:42) Gaserlake: only if it's hella hot...
(22:35:57) UnStellar: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4​W5tpbTJ7V8
(22:35:58) Gaserlake: Hikaru..
(22:36:01) Gaserlake: That's a long-ass...
(22:36:02) Gaserlake: ummm...
(22:36:04) Gaserlake: sword...
(22:36:10) Orga: If it wasn;t chibi it'd be hot.
(22:36:13) Gaserlake: Dammit...
(22:36:18) Gaserlake: HIkaru... you just made me rip my pants...
(22:36:23) UnStellar: I wonder if she's compensating for something...
(22:36:24) Gaserlake: jk
(22:36:29) Gaserlake: ROFL
(22:36:33) Gaserlake: Stellar... nice one...
(22:36:37) Gaserlake: she's compensating something..
(22:36:41) Gaserlake: and I play the game, too...
(22:36:46) Gaserlake: I wonder what's going on...
(22:36:46) Hikaru: I prefer my staff.
(22:36:54) Orga: lol
(22:37:12) Gaserlake: hmmmm...
(22:37:20) Gaserlake: Hikaru's character looks like a teen..
(22:37:24) Gaserlake: loli, anyone?
(22:37:31) Orga: This is why i don't got to sleep, all the funny shit happens at night.
(22:37:50) Gaserlake: Hikaru's a pedo... her character looks like a teen... this is sooo lolicon.
(22:37:51) Gaserlake: >>
(22:37:55) Hikaru: http://i52.tinypic.com/107km7a.j​pg Because I'm such a holy cleric.
(22:38:04) Orga: "(22:37:20) Gaserlake: Hikaru's character looks like a teen.." Teen? More like ten years old.
(22:38:23) Gaserlake: LMAO at blob's comment...
(22:38:28) Gaserlake: if you think about it...
(22:38:37) Gaserlake: Hikaru's back is turned towards him...
(22:38:39) Orga: Is it a monster, is it a monsteeeer.
(22:38:42) Gaserlake: and he's talking about a hill...
(22:38:54) Gaserlake: Omg... this is sooo wrong in many ways.
(22:38:57) UnStellar: RUN HIK RUN!
(22:38:59) Gaserlake: Orga, true...
(22:39:00) UnStellar: GLOB RAEP!
(22:39:01) Gaserlake: 10 years old...
(22:39:06) Gaserlake: Hikaru..
(22:39:10) Gaserlake: you into lolicon?
(22:39:10) UnStellar: Oh crap.
(22:39:15) Orga: (22:39:00) UnStellar: GLOB RAEP!" Seen it.
(22:39:19) UnStellar: Guys we just invented a new fetish.
(22:39:24) Gaserlake: ROFL
(22:39:25) UnStellar: Wait what?
(22:39:26) UnStellar: Brace yourself.
(22:39:26) Gaserlake: glob rape!
(22:39:27) UnStellar: Damn.
(22:39:29) Orga: Loli glob rape?
(22:39:31) UnStellar: There are no new ideas.
(22:39:36) Gaserlake: loliglob rape.
(22:39:42) Gaserlake: HIkaru...
(22:39:45) UnStellar: The Simpsons did it, amirite?
(22:39:46) Gaserlake: you're dirtier than I thought.
(22:39:47) Orga: Seen it.
(22:40:22) Gaserlake: anyway..
(22:40:26) Gaserlake: hmmmmm...
(22:40:31) Gaserlake: I wonder...
(22:40:39) Gaserlake: Hikaru... are you a sadomasochist?
(22:40:47) Orga: ROFL
(22:40:56) Hikaru is just bored.
(22:41:00) Gaserlake: lol
(22:41:03) Gaserlake: I guess she wants me.
(22:41:05) Gaserlake: >.>
(22:41:09) Orga: I thought she was a jemimahs witness?
(22:41:16) Gaserlake: Jehova's...
(22:41:30) Orga: Oh...what was i thinking of?
(22:41:36) Gaserlake: dude... an atheist corrected you on relgion...
(22:41:39) Gaserlake: religion*

[K2]

(17:36:44) Odd_Dellarobia: And I am making plans of my own.
(17:36:57) Odd_Dellarobia looks at the ashes of the WWB that he destroyed.
(17:47:44) UnStellar stares at the ashes of Nap which won't be reformed.
(17:47:56) UnStellar: True story.

[Gaserlake]

[21:18:58] Gaserlake: A soldier went up to them. "Hello. What you need?"
[21:19:00] Gaserlake: there
[21:19:01] Gaserlake: >>
[21:19:04] Gaserlake: Hik: ...
[21:19:10] Gaserlake: Me: WHat? Makes sense.
[21:19:11] Gaserlake: >>
[21:19:15] nekohikaruchan: ...
[21:19:20] Gaserlake: What? Makes sense.

[Embodiment of Cringe]

(23:36:28) Star_Fox_team: .
Check your G diffuser system!
Something's wrong with the G diffuser!
This is Peppy. All systems go.
Slippy here. I'm okay.
Hey Einstein! Something's wrong with the G diffuser!
I see the city up ahead! Let's rock and roll!

[K2]

Kaleb: Change your username to Peach?
nekohikaruchan: No
Kaleb: Or Daisy or someone.
Kaleb: From Mario.
nekohikaruchan: I hate mario.
Kaleb: ...
Kaleb: Hah! Good one!

[Ameko-chan]

Hiro, fyi, the word you're looking for is crouch-jumping, where you jump, then crouch. I dunno if I made the term up or not, but there's also jump-crouching, where you crouch, then jump, not the other way around.

OOOOOOOH
I thought that said crotch jumping. lolol

[Ino]

I'll be Peach, even though I called my vagina a peach when I was little. :P

[Beware Ye Who Enter Here]

(18:03:23) John_117: Ah you can talk, about the pit
(18:03:29) John_117: barbecue.
(18:03:42) Meta: Mmmmm
(18:03:48) Meta: But, you know
(18:04:04) Meta: the south's perception of barbecue is off
(18:04:21) Meta: theirs is just sliced pork
(18:04:24) John_117: No, the north's perception of barbecue is off.
(18:04:34) Meta: No..
(18:04:41) John_117: The south made barbecue and we do it right.
(18:04:47) Meta: In the North... it is barbacued
(18:04:51) John_117: Goddamn Yankee.
(18:05:01) Meta: With barbecue sauce
(18:05:10) John_117: Go back to Mary land!
(18:05:15) Meta: ...
(18:05:29) Meta: I'm from NY and originally Britain
(18:05:38) Meta: Hobknocker
(18:05:47) John_117: What?! I don't speak north.
(18:05:53) Meta: I hate that bastard
(18:05:57) John_117: Fuckin Yank.
(18:05:59) Meta: XD
(18:06:09) Meta: You shouldn't be talking
(18:06:18) Meta: In Britain, you are all Yanks
(18:06:21) XANA: New Reply: Re: More Zarethian Tech
(18:06:26) Meta: The US is all Yanks
(18:06:38) John_117: Britain? BRITAIN?!
(18:06:51) Meta: New Reply: Re: More Zarethian Tech
(18:06:52) John_117: Oh don't get me strated backwards
(18:06:59) John_117: biscuit eatin
(18:07:07) John_117: chip callin,
(18:07:13) John_117: tea drinkin,
(18:07:17) John_117: limeys.
(18:07:22) Meta: Biscuits=cookies
(18:07:26) Meta: Chips=fires
(18:07:29) Big Brother: Odd_Dellarobia has been logged out (Timeout).
(18:07:31) XANA: ...
(18:07:35) Meta: I really don';t like tea
(18:07:42) XANA: BRITISH PEOPLE EAT FIRE? :O
(18:07:47) Meta: *fries
(18:07:50) Meta: shut it
(18:07:51) XANA: XD
(18:07:52) John_117: (For any of you that are British know that I be but jestin')
(18:08:02) Meta: XD
(18:08:19) John_117: British people call trucks lorrys.
(18:08:44) John_117: LORRYS! They're called trucks you lime eatin' red coat lobster tails!

[Orga the Strange]

AND IT'S ALL TRUE!

[Gaserlake]

I'm a bloody Brit. >.< And it's called "lorries" in plural form, not "lorrys". Yes, the words and spelling are different, but they mean the same thing, basically.

[K2]

(22:37:18) Tessituro_Reprise[Emo]: so every contract becomes a elf?
(22:37:25) Playstation_23: When signed.
(22:37:37) Zai: They could be something else..
(22:37:49) Hikaru: New Reply: Re: Day 1: Hi, class. My name's....
(22:38:17) Tessituro_Reprise[Emo]: will you tell me what the elves are for, or should we just find out later IC?
(22:38:43) Playstation_23: Find out later mate
(22:38:43) Playstation_23:
(22:38:52) Tessituro_Reprise[Emo]: 0k
(22:39:06) Zai: They later go in your party and you can take them on dungeon campaigns.
(22:39:09) Tessituro_Reprise[Emo]: Cynthia wont be cool with this
(22:39:18) Zai: And they'll carry your items for you.

[Embodiment of Cringe]

Orph2 (grimabel) is offline 9:52 pm
Dinner. 11d and 1h ago
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Zai 9:52 pm
    So you've been having dinner this entire time?

[Queen Bright]

wolfboy2323 10:28 pm
    Congrats/
    You won.
nekohikaruchan 10:29 pm
    FINALLY I GET TO HEAR YOU SAY THAT
wolfboy2323 10:29 pm
    Tis a sad day indeed

[Embodiment of Cringe]

(14:12:46) Dungeon Master: You enter into the SP site with your trusty SCHOOLIP sword and SLOWINTERWEB shield. The surrounding area is dark, and the air is cold enough to where you can see your own breath.
(14:12:52) Zai: Do I see a dragon?
(14:13:00) Dungeon Master: ... I just said it was too dark to see.
(14:13:05) Zai: DO I SEE A DRAGON
(14:13:11) Dungeon Master: ... No.
(14:13:16) Zai: Oh. Okay.

(14:30:49) Aldo_Adigo: Awww no dragon?
(14:31:25) Aldo_Adigo: Maaaaaaaan, what a rip
(14:32:07) Aldo_Adigo gets assaulted by a demon
(14:32:19) Aldo_Adigo: Now thats more like it!
(14:34:02) Dungeon Master: Aldo_Adigo rolls 1d6 and gets 3.
(14:34:16) Aldo_Adigo misses
(14:34:59) Zai attacks! Rolls to hit
(14:35:02) Dungeon Master: Zai rolls 1d20 and gets 15.
(14:35:08) Zai: Yeah! Critical??
(14:35:12) Dungeon Master: Zai rolls 1d20 and gets 10.
(14:35:15) Zai: ... fuck.
(14:35:24) Dungeon Master: Zai does 1 damage to dragon.
(14:35:33) Aldo_Adigo: ...
(14:35:43) Aldo_Adigo thows sword at Demon Dragon
(14:35:49) Dungeon Master: Aldo_Adigo rolls 1d6 and gets 1.
(14:35:52) Aldo_Adigo: Fuck
(14:35:55) Dungeon Master: Zai rolls 2d20 and gets 1,9.
(14:36:41) Dungeon Master: The dragon misses both hits.
(14:36:48) Zai: Sweetness!
(14:36:54) Dungeon Master: Zai rolls 2d20 and gets 19,20.
(14:37:04) Zai: HOLY CRAP HIT AND CRITICAL
(14:37:05) Aldo_Adigo stares in awe
(14:37:27) Dungeon Master: Zai lets out a howl! (lolgoldensun)
(14:37:34) Dungeon Master: ... Zai does 2 damage.
(14:37:36) Zai: FUCK
(14:37:52) Aldo_Adigo: ...
(14:37:57) Aldo_Adigo: How the helll?
(14:37:57) Dungeon Master: Zai rolls 2d20 and gets 17,3.
(14:38:03) Aldo_Adigo: What kind of dragon is it?
(14:38:09) Dungeon Master: Dragon Counters! Does 9999 damage to Zai
(14:38:20) Aldo_Adigo: ...
(14:38:37) Dungeon Master: Zai Dies! Zai's death skill kicks in! Zai analyzes the dragon...
(14:38:38) Aldo_Adigo: Daaaaamn
(14:39:23) Dungeon Master: Death Dragon Health: Zero divided by 0 ATK: infinite DEF: Infinite Rest of stats: you're fucked.
(14:40:09) Aldo_Adigo: ....
(14:40:17) Aldo_Adigo uses lay of hands to heal the dragon
(14:40:32) Dungeon Master: Death Dragon has been defeated!
(14:40:36) Aldo_Adigo: XD
(14:40:39) Aldo_Adigo: Hell yeah
(14:40:46) Dungeon Master: Aldo gains 9,999,999,999 exp!
(14:41:03) Dungeon Master: Aldo levels up 1,562 levels!

(14:41:21) Aldo_Adigo: Well, I think I'm a god now
(14:41:29) Zai: res plz
(14:41:43) Aldo_Adigo: res plz?
(14:41:52) Aldo_Adigo revives Zai
(14:41:58) Zai: kthx
(14:42:08) Zai: HOLY CRAP WHEN DID YOU GET THAT HIGH LEVEL
(14:42:21) Aldo_Adigo: I healed a zombie dragon
(14:42:30) Aldo_Adigo:
(14:42:53) Dungeon Master: And so ends the tale of the Death Dragon, and how Zai from then on just acted as extra inventory space for his over leveled party member. The end.
(14:43:24) Aldo_Adigo: Hold my quills for me, will you? Kthx

(14:43:32) Zai: okay ; ~ ;