Author Topic: Funny Chatlogs (Read 58044 times)

Gaserlake · « **Reply #425 on:** December 30, 2010, 06:27:52 AM »

[03:22:42] Gaserlake: Fair, enough...
[03:22:52] Gaserlake: ...without the comma...
[03:22:56] Gaserlake: dunno why I put that there..
[03:23:05] Gaserlake: Fail enough*
[03:23:07] Gaserlake: omfgf
[03:23:10] Gaserlake: Fair enough*
[03:23:13] Gaserlake: omfg*

[03:23:53] Gaserlake: FCL it...
[03:24:01] Gaserlake: FC*

Queen Bright · « **Reply #426 on:** January 05, 2011, 08:26:38 PM »

18:22:26 me Took laptop with me
18:22:31 gaserlake >>
18:22:37 me ?
18:22:45 gaserlake You taking the laptop everywhere.
18:22:50 me I know
18:22:50 gaserlake You're in your coffin;.
18:22:53 gaserlake You're dying...
18:22:58 gaserlake And you're with your laptop.
18:23:03 me We sleep together. We go to the bathroom together.
18:23:09 gaserlake ...
18:23:10 me The only place he can't go is in the shower.
18:23:16 gaserlake HE?!
18:23:18 gaserlake IT"S A HE?!
18:23:19 gaserlake WTF?!
18:23:39 me Well google says in the about settings...hold on
18:23:45 gaserlake >>
18:23:58 me Chrome OS 0.9.128.12 (Official Build fd028a5b) beta x86-mario

Gaserlake · « **Reply #427 on:** January 22, 2011, 08:27:03 AM »

[05:14:01] nekohikaruchan: ('v')
[05:15:23] nekohikaruchan: ('y')
[05:15:51] Gaserlake: OGX
[05:17:14] nekohikaruchan: OTL
[05:17:41] Gaserlake: O=GX
[05:18:06] Gaserlake: O-GX
[05:19:13] Gaserlake: (-(-.(-.-).-)-)
[05:19:24] nekohikaruchan: OBX
[05:19:43] Gaserlake: OBGX
[05:20:17] nekohikaruchan: OBQGX
[05:20:51] nekohikaruchan: OQGX
[05:21:29] Gaserlake: OBQGX<----
[05:22:35] nekohikaruchan: OEK
[05:22:41] Gaserlake: OBQGX---D
[05:23:52] nekohikaruchan: OEBX
[05:24:11] Gaserlake: OEBDX

Gaserlake · « **Reply #428 on:** January 22, 2011, 05:23:00 PM »

[14:21:23] wolfboy2323: http://shatteredplanes.com/forum/index.php?topic=3175.new#new
[14:21:39] Gaserlake: ?
[14:21:56] wolfboy2323: The truth about "Lucifer".
[14:22:00] Gaserlake: >>
[14:22:08] Gaserlake: So..
[14:22:12] Gaserlake: He was a homosexual?
[14:22:17] wolfboy2323: <.<

swiftyuki · « **Reply #429 on:** February 12, 2011, 11:33:30 PM »

[20:25] swiftyuki: the cat has touching-me-face issues.............
[20:26] swiftyuki: guess what
[20:26] gaserlake: what?
[20:26] gaserlake: and lol @ issues
[20:26] swiftyuki: on monster galaxy, there's a creature called meh
[20:27] gaserlake: >>
[20:27] swiftyuki: lol wanna see?
[20:27] gaserlake: sure
[20:27] swiftyuki: k
[20:27] swiftyuki: hold on
[20:31] swiftyuki: http://swiftyuki.deviantart.com/art/lol-print-screen-197216667
[20:31] gaserlake: Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
[20:31] swiftyuki: lol
[20:31] swiftyuki: nope
[20:32] gaserlake: lol
[20:32] swiftyuki: *chatlogged* :3
[20:32] gaserlake: >.<

Gaserlake · « **Reply #430 on:** February 13, 2011, 02:54:28 PM »

[20:33:30] swiftyuki: :3
[20:33:34] Gaserlake: :3
[20:33:37] Gaserlake: You luv me, don't you/
[20:33:39] Gaserlake: ?*
[20:33:40] Gaserlake: lolz
[20:34:19] swiftyuki: maybe
[20:34:29] swiftyuki: oh shit..
[20:34:39] swiftyuki: this is your form of chatlog revenge,,,
[20:34:42] swiftyuki: isn't it...
[20:34:42] Gaserlake: LMAO
[20:34:45] Gaserlake: maybe.
[20:34:47] Gaserlake:

[20:34:48] swiftyuki: D:
[20:35:06] swiftyuki: erm...
[20:35:09] swiftyuki: i mean....
[20:35:10] swiftyuki:

[20:35:12] Gaserlake:

swiftyuki · « **Reply #431 on:** February 13, 2011, 04:51:53 PM »

[13:37] * gaserlake spanks Yuki.
[13:37] * gaserlake runs.
[13:38] swiftyuki: D:
[13:38] swiftyuki: GET BACK HERE*chases*
[13:43] gaserlake: NO!
[13:43] * gaserlake keeps running.
[13:43] gaserlake: wait.... you love me!
[13:43] gaserlake: THAT"S WHY YOU"RE CHASING ME!
[13:44] swiftyuki: ..............................................................
[13:44] swiftyuki: *pins down*
[13:44] gaserlake: I love you, too.
[13:44] gaserlake: :3
[13:44] gaserlake: oh damn..
[13:44] gaserlake: you're over me...
[13:46] swiftyuki: ..................*punch*
[13:46] gaserlake: OW!
[13:46] gaserlake: Damn it...
[13:46] gaserlake: I can't strike a woman...
[13:46] gaserlake: Lucky bitch...
[13:47] swiftyuki:
[13:47] swiftyuki: you know you like it
[13:47] gaserlake:

[13:47] gaserlake: Wanna make out?
[13:47] swiftyuki: what
[13:47] gaserlake: You know..
[13:47] gaserlake: date?
[13:48] swiftyuki: ...................aren't you...older than me...
[13:48] gaserlake: how old are you?
[13:48] gaserlake: 16?
[13:48] gaserlake: I'm 16.
[13:48] gaserlake: You're 16, right?
[13:49] swiftyuki: 15
[13:49] gaserlake: oh
[13:49] gaserlake: Well..
[13:49] gaserlake: I'm not TOO old...
[13:49] gaserlake: Your birthday?
[13:49] swiftyuki: 12/19
[13:49] gaserlake: 4/11
[13:49] gaserlake: over a year and a half.
[13:50] gaserlake: so...
[13:50] gaserlake: let's date.
[13:50] gaserlake:

[13:50] swiftyuki: i knew it...
[13:50] swiftyuki: chatlog revenge.............
[13:51] gaserlake: lol
[13:51] gaserlake: Come on...let's date.
[13:51] gaserlake:
[13:51] swiftyuki: pervy sage is still pervy...

K2 · « **Reply #432 on:** February 16, 2011, 02:46:13 PM »

blackhawkfury221: Approve Jonathan now.
blackhawkfury221: He has the potential to surpass the sage three.

Queen Bright · « **Reply #433 on:** February 16, 2011, 04:23:11 PM »

14:21:26 blackhawkfury22? How would you feel about a third kind of magic?
14:21:32 blackhawkfury22? Just as powerful as genesis or revelation.
14:21:59 me Isn't that what you did with Psalmic magic?
14:22:06 blackhawkfury22? Not quite.
14:22:14 blackhawkfury22? But this time I have done a lot of research Hikaru.
14:22:33 me Mhm... call me when you actually have enough battles won to backup your claims.

K2 · « **Reply #434 on:** February 17, 2011, 12:35:19 AM »

(00:33:18) Kisuke_Urahara: I'll play Black Judge, if allowed, unless my own characters are ever judged.

(00:33:31) Sage_Three_Hikaru: I'd call it.
(00:33:39) -Lyoko222: oh oh ill play him!
(00:33:49) Sage_Three_K2323: Who here likes coffee?
(00:33:51) Sage_Three_Hikaru: You already have the Reaper, Hiro. I have nothing in the other side.
(00:33:54) Sage_Three_Hikaru: I DO
(00:33:55) Sage_Three_K2323: It's yours.
(00:34:27) Sage_Three_K2323: Ironically this is our last convo today Hik cause I'm going to sleep and our first convo today was about how coffee is your drug.
(00:34:38) Sage_Three_K2323: o.o
(00:34:38) Sage_Three_Hikaru: ...

Queen Bright · « **Reply #435 on:** February 17, 2011, 12:43:59 AM »

22:39:56 blackhawkfury22? Oh and Hikaru
22:40:02 blackhawkfury22? I made a tech that is extremely powerful.
22:40:31 blackhawkfury22? Rev and Gen might want it when it is approved.
22:40:37 blackhawkfury22? Would provide them protection against AM.
22:42:56 me OH WOW! OMG HAWK THAT'S SUCH A REVOLUTIONARY PRODUCT!
22:43:02 me The AAM Field.
22:43:07 me I would never have guessed.

K2 · « **Reply #436 on:** February 17, 2011, 10:12:05 AM »

Quote from: Gaserlake on January 22, 2011, 08:27:03 AM

[05:14:01] nekohikaruchan: ('v')
[05:15:23] nekohikaruchan: ('y')
[05:15:51] Gaserlake: OGX
[05:17:14] nekohikaruchan: OTL
[05:17:41] Gaserlake: O=GX
[05:18:06] Gaserlake: O-GX
[05:19:13] Gaserlake: (-(-.(-.-).-)-)
[05:19:24] nekohikaruchan: OBX
[05:19:43] Gaserlake: OBGX
[05:20:17] nekohikaruchan: OBQGX
[05:20:51] nekohikaruchan: OQGX
[05:21:29] Gaserlake: OBQGX<----
[05:22:35] nekohikaruchan: OEK
[05:22:41] Gaserlake: OBQGX---D
[05:23:52] nekohikaruchan: OEBX
[05:24:11] Gaserlake: OEBDX

lolwat

Gaserlake · « **Reply #437 on:** February 18, 2011, 10:58:41 PM »

[19:57:47] swiftyuki: cuz she'll go insane if her new charry isn't approved
[19:57:52] Gaserlake: ....
[19:57:55] Gaserlake: I swear to God..
[19:57:59] Gaserlake: I thought you said 'cherry'.

swiftyuki · « **Reply #438 on:** February 19, 2011, 12:38:03 PM »

[09:34] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: Someone should totally make a pure blood magi' linage
[09:34] Swift Yuki: i would
[09:34] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen:
[09:35] Swift Yuki: but i need to breed mah orchedrakes for another pure lineage
[09:35] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: lol
[09:35] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: Puuuure
[09:35] Swift Yuki: the /get/CODE thing doesn't work anymore
[09:35] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: All non pure must be purged ;_;
[09:35] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: D:
[09:35] Swift Yuki: it's abandoned/CODE
[09:35] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: Ahh
[09:36] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: Been like that for a long time lol
[09:36] Swift Yuki: R U SRS
[09:36] Swift Yuki: D:
[09:36] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: YESH!
[09:36] Swift Yuki: then how did the get/CODE thing work last year?!
[09:36] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: Abandon still
[09:36] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: It changed
[09:37] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: It was in use on the 05-04-2009 rofl
[09:37] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: YOU BE LATE
[09:37] Swift Yuki: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
------------
Later in life....
------------
[10:26] Swift Yuki: http://dragcave.net/lineage/AiSD lol?
[10:26] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: AIDS! D:
[10:26] Swift Yuki: lol wow
[10:26] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: Oh wait..
[10:26] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: nvm XD
[10:26] Swift Yuki: FAIL
------------
[10:27] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: This is the best code I have, that I've noticed
[10:27] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: http://dragcave.net/view/dIbs
[10:27] Christian Johannes Steenberg Ibsen: :3
[10:28] Swift Yuki: DIBS

K2 · « **Reply #439 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:22:45 PM »

Kaleb: theres a fucking bear in my truck
Kaleb: what the fuck
Kaleb: it has fur
Gaserlake: ....
Gaserlake: wtf
Gaserlake: where do you live?
Kaleb: ohio
Gaserlake: bullshit
Gaserlake: ther'es no bears in Ohio.
Gaserlake: Only monkeys.
Kaleb: i mean
Kaleb: bear ohio

Queen Bright · « **Reply #440 on:** February 19, 2011, 11:23:17 PM »

8:47:01 me I'm at Barnes and Nobles in the programming section. They have a ton of python books and other books. But I dunno which to get. Can I read you off some titles?
18:47:30 foo bar heh, coincidence I was just at borders which has a 20-40% off sale because they are closing here
18:47:34 foo bar okay w/e
18:47:35 me Here too
18:47:47 me I found this one that says a bunch of languages but some of them I've not heard of
18:47:55 me "Seven Languages in Seven Weeks"
18:48:09 foo bar that's for crazy people who like the art of programming
18:48:34 me "Ruby, Io, Prolog, Scala, Erlang, Clojure, Haskell, Wrap-Up"
18:48:50 foo bar heard of all of them except wrap-up
18:48:50 foo bar lol
18:49:06 me ...That's because it's not a language. I was typing down the sections..
18:49:11 me Oops
18:49:14 foo bar oh =p
18:49:22 me There's this other one though, hold on.
18:49:57 me "Gray Hat Python: Python Programming for Hackers and Reverse Engineers"
18:50:05 foo bar good book but its for hacking
18:50:25 me Oh and Lauren is here too. So say hi.
18:50:30 foo bar hi lauren <3
18:51:04 me Tis Lauren typing.
18:51:12 foo bar hihi :3
18:51:19 me Yo yo yo wazzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
18:51:38 me Oh, Reggie wants to know if PHP In a Nutshell is good.
18:51:51 me Or PHP Pocket Referrence.
18:51:52 foo bar tell her to read them and see if she likes them =]
18:52:28 me "What help he is...."
18:52:31 me lolol
18:52:33 foo bar psh
18:52:55 me Me again. Ruby, Python, or PHP?
18:53:13 foo bar if you think of me that way then I guess I will go help someone else =]
18:53:54 me ...
18:53:56 me I DIDN'T SAY THAT
18:53:59 me Damn her
18:54:11 foo bar you were thinking it =]
18:54:28 me -.- No. I just said something along the lines of it... pleeeease help?
18:55:01 foo bar you want to do web stuff don't you? and you use crap like smf don't you? then php?
18:55:50 me ...But you said no PHP
18:56:13 me The Ruby one is freakin $50
18:56:21 me And hold on. Lauren's trying to drag me out of this section.
18:56:50 foo bar
18:56:55 me I will drag her out if it kills me!!!!
18:56:56 foo bar protip: the manga section sux
18:57:04 me SUCCESS
18:57:07 foo bar =O
18:57:16 foo bar you're a sorceress!
18:57:30 me -.- damn her
19:01:53 me I didn't even get to pick a book.
19:01:55 me Grrr
19:02:00 foo bar lol
19:02:04 foo bar leave her? :3
19:02:44 foo bar what section you guys in now? XD
19:02:57 me Lauren now
19:03:05 me Um....not manga section?
19:03:07 me ^^'
19:03:24 foo bar ahahaha
19:03:27 foo bar I see right through you
19:03:40 foo bar youz a ghost =o
19:04:31 me WoW has manga books?
19:04:32 me WTF?
19:04:34 foo bar yep
19:04:41 foo bar I downloaded some of those
19:04:42 foo bar they're awful
19:04:49 me Oh, and it's Hikaru again.
19:04:59 foo bar gee I could have never telled ._."

K2 · « **Reply #441 on:** February 20, 2011, 12:51:02 PM »

Kaleb: So
Kaleb: I threw my back out somehow last night.
tomrk: Dayum.
Kaleb: I need a chiropractor. x.x
tomrk: That blows, man.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Kaleb: I don't even know what happened.
tomrk: Gremlins.
tomrk: It's always those damn gremlins.
Kaleb: Yeah well I was worried it was the zombies.
Kaleb: But my zombie defense system is unscathed.
tomrk: Phew.

Queen Bright · « **Reply #442 on:** February 20, 2011, 03:20:13 PM »

13:04:22 blackhawkfury22? Does it require a rerequest for a character to take on an alias?
13:05:49 me Yes
13:05:53 blackhawkfury22? Darn.
13:06:02 blackhawkfury22? You would dney that right?
13:06:06 me Yes
13:06:09 blackhawkfury22? If I made a few of my characters change their namexs?
13:06:12 blackhawkfury22? *names?
13:06:16 me Yes
13:06:23 blackhawkfury22? Why?
13:06:27 me Yes
13:06:45 blackhawkfury22? I asked you Why?
13:06:49 me Yes
13:17:33 blackhawkfury22? Why do new names require rerequesting Hikaru?
13:17:41 me Yes
13:17:48 blackhawkfury22? I asked WHY.
13:17:53 me Yes
13:17:55 blackhawkfury22? Not a yes or no question.
13:17:58 blackhawkfury22? So answer me.
13:18:02 me No

K2 · « **Reply #443 on:** February 23, 2011, 12:25:33 AM »

[00:22] <~Hikaru> For a minute I thought that was Swift saying that.
[00:22] <@Gaserlake> LMAO
[00:22] <@Gaserlake> Oh, Hik....
[00:22] <@Gaserlake> And damn... Ben...
[00:22] <@Gaserlake> mmmm....
[00:22] <ih4xu> oh shi he actually is
[00:22] <ih4xu> lul
[00:22] <ih4xu> Hikaru: you wish
[00:22] <@Gaserlake> LMAO
[00:22] <ih4xu> Hikaru: now you can fantasize about me showering too.
[00:23] <ih4xu> <3
[00:23] <@Gaserlake>

[00:23] <@Gaserlake> lol
[00:23] <~Hikaru> In your dreams.
[00:23] <ih4xu> indeed
[00:23] <@Gaserlake> Oooooooooooo...
[00:23] <ih4xu> and in yours?

Gaserlake · « **Reply #444 on:** February 24, 2011, 09:02:32 PM »

[17:56:41] Gaserlake: Listen, dude...
[17:56:44] Gaserlake: Hawkeye is a n00b...
[17:56:46] Gaserlake: He's an idiot..
[17:56:52] Gaserlake: He's a fucking RETARD...
[17:56:52] Gaserlake: So...
[17:56:54] Gaserlake: Explain to me...
[17:57:14] Gaserlake: HOW THE HELL IS HE A BETTER COMPUTER SCIENTIST THAN YOU, HIK, AND I?!

K2 · « **Reply #445 on:** February 24, 2011, 09:53:43 PM »

Quote from: Gaserlake on February 24, 2011, 09:02:32 PM

[17:56:41] Gaserlake: Listen, dude...
[17:56:44] Gaserlake: Hawkeye is a n00b...
[17:56:46] Gaserlake: He's an idiot..
[17:56:52] Gaserlake: He's a fucking RETARD...
[17:56:52] Gaserlake: So...
[17:56:54] Gaserlake: Explain to me...
[17:57:14] Gaserlake: HOW THE HELL IS HE A BETTER COMPUTER SCIENTIST THAN YOU, HIK, AND I?!

That's not even funny.

K2 · « **Reply #446 on:** February 24, 2011, 10:58:25 PM »

[22:57] == K2323 changed the topic of #shatteredplanes to: #shatteredplanes Welcome to the IRC room for http://shatteredplanes.com | IT'S A ROAD CALLED RAINBOOOWW ROAAAD
[22:57] <Nekaru> Was that pure randomness or irony? Can't tell.
[22:57] <&K2323> neither
[22:57] <&K2323> it was mario kart
[22:58] <Nekaru> ...Nevermind.

K2 · « **Reply #447 on:** March 04, 2011, 07:28:32 PM »

[19:24] * Red runs away to escape Hik's wrath
[19:25] <~ih4xu> FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
[19:26] * Red runs back, hands ih4xu a battleaxe, then runs away again
[19:27] <~ih4xu> UUUUUUUUUU- oh thank you FFFUUUUUUU-
[19:27] * ih4xu charges at Nekaru with a battle ax in hand but trips ._.

swiftyuki · « **Reply #448 on:** March 06, 2011, 01:10:42 PM »

another dragcave conversation:

[10:00] swiftyuki: D:
[10:04] swiftyuki: read my stats? :3
[10:04] Christian: ?
[10:04] swiftyuki: Hades should try to breed his silvers

[10:04] Christian: lol, I diiiid, but I only got shallow water :3
[10:04] swiftyuki: D:
[10:04] Christian: Or nothing
[10:05] Christian: They refuse to share their silver with the others D:
[10:05] swiftyuki: you have a bluna
[10:05] swiftyuki: planning evil army of shallows?
[10:06] Christian: Nuuu, planning cute army of shallows
[10:06] swiftyuki: >>
[10:06] Christian: XD
[10:06] swiftyuki: get at least one male gawd ghooostie
[10:06] Christian: Nuuuu, they don't look the same cute ;_;
[10:07] Christian: Plus it would just be the topic of gossip for all the gals :3
[10:07] swiftyuki: just one
[10:07] swiftyuki: so you can breed him with a female :3
[10:07] Christian: Then the others would be sad D:
[10:07] Christian: Why can't I just be allowed to amass the shallowwaters the way they just happen to turn out ;_;
[10:07] swiftyuki: >> wow you worry about dragon sex
[10:08] Christian: I swear, I've only had.. Like.. A little to do with it
[10:08] swiftyuki: YOU LIE
[10:08] Christian: Anything that works as an excuse works for me :3
[10:08] Christian: Nuuu, I don't!
[10:08] Christian: I just keep my female pinks near the eggs since they're.. Good caretakes
[10:10] swiftyuki: ...
[10:11] Christian: Seee, the description agrees with meee!
"When it is not breeding season, pink dragons spend most of their time incubating eggs and caring for their clan's young."

K2 · « **Reply #449 on:** March 06, 2011, 04:32:55 PM »

firece174: Play football.
firece174: You use your feet.
Kaleb: I should.
firece174: Football - Soccer, btw. :/
Kaleb: Yeah.
Kaleb: Got that.
firece174: Yeah.
Kaleb: Feet.
Kaleb: Balls.
Kaleb: Yeah.
firece174: It's hard to understand for most Americans.
Kaleb: Not really, you don't even use your feet in American Football.
firece174: But it's still called football.
firece174: I don't understand it.
Kaleb: Yeah.
Kaleb: Me either.
Kaleb: Ironically.
Kaleb: I'm watching Friday Night Lights right now.