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[Nisorin]

Ummm... I had Psi back in S3, Jade Tempora.

[Embodiment of Cringe]

Ummm... I had Psi back in S3, Jade Tempora.

Really? I was going with the Novierian definition for PSI. A lot of this stuff that can and should be defined should be in a massive SP dictionary topic or something.

[Beware Ye Who Enter Here]

Hawk:  Hmm.
Good idea.
Also post on office work.
Lyoko is stirring up more trouble.
 Sent at 1:20 PM on Saturday
 me:  Thats not any trouble I can deal with
theyre insinuating things but have no lies in there
perfectly legal
 Hawk:  Ah.
But he is NOT a terrorist anymore.
As they are outdated.
 me:  so?
so they have old info
it is nothing I can deal with for you hawk
 Hawk:  Ah.
Time for Lustre to pull a trick of his own.
Shut down those news broadcasts.
 me:  How?
And why? Theyre perfectly legal. Theyre just reporting the news.
 Hawk:  Ah.
Well Lustre is about to retaliate.
By giving them the file on Mann.
All the dirt.
Relationships, schooll failures..etc.
 me:  THEY HAVE HIS ILE
FILE
 Hawk:  Well Lustre is about to use the negative parts of it to make Mann look worse.
 me:  +ALL ZARETHIANS CAN SEE THE CANIDADTES FILES
 Hawk:  to the people.
 me:  HIS FILEIS ON THE DAMN NET
 Hawk:  Yeah.
 me:  And if youhave them report any misconceptions oruntruths
and I trace it back to Lustre
 Hawk:  It is his grade-card that Lustre would put on the tv.
 me:  Hes out
 Hawk:  Probably Eric at least got one f.
 me:  And?
 Hawk:  That is what Lustre would use against him.
 me:  A grade from school.... in a race for a senate seat
Youre going to use... an F
 Hawk:  to make him look bad.\
 me:  Thats your retaliation?!
 Hawk:  Not all of it.
Also Lustre would make Eric late for the campaigning.
the next day.
for his delays.
How?
Fill the house of Mann with sleeping gas.
Destroy his alarm clocks.
 me:  ....
sabatoge?
 Hawk:  Not really.
 me:  Really?
Yes
Really
That is sabatoge
 Hawk:  Since Lustre got essentially the same thing done by him being arrested, as it messed up his schedule.
Now he has weeks of campaigning in a single day to catch up.
 me:  Are you so scared that you wont win that you're having your character look like a corrupt politician before he even enters office?!
 Hawk:  Oh.
I'll have him play normal.

[Nisorin]

...wow. Just, wow.

[Beware Ye Who Enter Here]

Exactly, Nisorin. Exactly.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

XD

[Embodiment of Cringe]

Lordjeebusx 4:36 pm
    ZAI DAMMIT

 Lordjeebusx 4:51 pm
    GET BACK HNYAH

 Lordjeebusx 5:49 pm
    ZAI

 Lordjeebusx 6:47 pm
    ZAIIIIII

Lordjeebusx is available 8:04 am
 Lordjeebusx 12:51 pm
    COME BACK ZAI
    I STILL LOVE YOU IN A NON-GAY WAY

Lordjeebusx is available 1:55 pm
 Lordjeebusx 2:28 pm
    ZAI
    GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE

Lordjeebusx is available 12:14 pm
 Lordjeebusx 5:39 pm
    YOU BASTARD
    I MISSED YOU
    /hug
    How was yer anime con?

 zaikanata 5:40 pm
    IT WAS AMAZING

 Lordjeebusx 5:40 pm
    COOL

[King Jeebus]

I missed Zai.

[Embodiment of Cringe]

[05:20] <iaZ> So, I'm doing recordings... A Card Game Story... Typing stuff up about a race in a good enough quality to double as a story... And making funny statements and getting pissed on purpose on this year's E3...
[05:20]  * iaZ wonders if he can manage even  more stuff at one time.
[05:21] <iaZ> ... I should offer to do other Race's backgrounds. 8D

Someone stop me from giving myself ideas! O__O

[15:30] <Jeebus> I LOVE YOU ZAI
[15:30] <Jeebus> IN A COMPLETELY HETEROSEXUAL WAY
[15:32] <Jeebus> I was considering making a robot character
[15:32] <Jeebus> No magic, obviously
[15:44] <iaZ> lolk
[15:44] <iaZ> I LOVE YOU TOO JEEBUS
[15:45] <Jeebus> YAY
[15:45] <iaZ> IN A TOTALLY STRAIGHT WAY
[15:45] <Jeebus> AWESOME
[15:45] <Jeebus> LETS GO DRINK BEER AND SLEEP WITH WOMEN
[15:46] <iaZ> YEAH

[18:06] <Jeebus> I challenge you ALL to a freestyle rap battle
[18:06] <Jeebus> You start
[18:06] <UnStellar> I can totaly type rhymes that fast.
[18:06] <UnStellar> And I'll do it ten times, as fast.
[18:06] <UnStellar> As Jeebus.
[18:06] <UnStellar> Jesus, that guys a little weird.
[18:06] <UnStellar> He probably got a beard.
[18:07] <UnStellar> How long do I need to going?
[18:07] <UnStellar> Ooop,s my nerd is showing.
[18:07] <UnStellar> This is all kinda awkward.
[18:07] <UnStellar> I'm a tall, scrawny white kid
[18:07] <UnStellar> Who am I, gonna kid?
[18:08] <UnStellar> But I'm probably better then jeebs
[18:08] <Jeebus> You bringin' the thunder you stellar mofo?
[18:08] <UnStellar> He gives me the heebs jeebs OH
[18:08] <Jeebus> I'll give you the smackdown until you're cryin to go
[18:08] <Jeebus> You saying that im weird that i've got a fuckin beard
[18:08] <Jeebus> Boy im clean shaven like you all need to hear
[18:09] <Jeebus> You pretending like you can step up to my rhyme?
[18:09] <Jeebus> Boy I shouldnt even give you the damn time
[18:10] <Jeebus> I've been enjoying my rum tonight
[18:10] <Jeebus> So I decided on a lyrical fight
[18:10] <UnStellar> Ohhh, snap! Cut the crap!
[18:10] <Jeebus> Of your insecurities I will make light
[18:10] <UnStellar> Fap fap fap, to 4chan
[18:10] <Jeebus> You stepped up bitch my rhymes be tight
[18:10] <UnStellar> I'm twice the man, you could hope to be.
[18:10] <UnStellar> Listen to me, can't you see,
[18:11] <UnStellar> I've been typing these things twice as fast as you!
[18:11] <UnStellar> Firing like a lazer, pew pew
[18:11] <UnStellar> Whatcha whatcha whatcha gonna DO?
[18:11] <Nekaru> Both of you are rhyming, but when read, Jeebus's follows more of a flow like the accursed rap. So sorry KOL. I think Jeebus wins this one.
[18:12] <Jeebus> ...YES

[King Jeebus]

Yes.

[UnStellar]

Shit. Now everyone gets to see my fail.

[Embodiment of Cringe]

[19:28] <Jeebus> I want a new girlfriend. Zai, go get me one
[19:28] <Jeebus> Why Zai? Because he depresses raisins
[19:29] <iaZ> But I danced to make them feel better!
[19:29] <UnStellar> Zai, get me on too well you're at it.
[19:30] <UnStellar> A pretty one. Preferably a redhead.
[19:30] <iaZ> But.. but but...
[19:30] <Jeebus> Thats fucking weird dude
[19:30] <Jeebus> Blonde for me Zai
[19:30] <Jeebus> Go
[19:30] <iaZ> ;__;
[19:30] <Jeebus> You get no say in this
[19:30]  * iaZ commences virtuous mission. NOW.
[19:30] <Jeebus> WHOO
[19:30] <Zak> Poor Zai
[19:30] <Zak> its never gonna work
[19:30] <Jeebus> Of course not, but the more people I have looking for me
[19:31] <Jeebus> The less chance of the universe imploding
[19:31] <Nekaru> I suggest starting in the jungles of Myspace.
[19:33] <iaZ> Will do Hikaru...
[19:33]  * iaZ begins his search in teh myspace

[19:44] <Jeebus> G'night
[19:45] == Jeebus [webchat@indirect-769378fa.bb.sky.com] has quit [Quit: Page closed]

[19:50] <iaZ> I'm back guys! I... have been somewhat victorious.
[19:50] <iaZ>
[19:50] <iaZ> See, I tried to get their attention, but to do so I had to dance... and they ended up falling for me.
[19:51] <iaZ> ... Wait, Jeebus is gone. FUCK.






[20:02] <UnStellar> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhDmt2sntXE
[20:02] <UnStellar> EVERYBODY LISTEN TO THAT SONG
[20:03]  * iaZ will think about it
[20:03]  * iaZ listens to it and starts dancing!
[20:04]  * iaZ suddenly sees millions of girls flocking to him from Myspace.
[20:04] <UnStellar> HOLY CRAP
[20:04] <UnStellar> The GIF just synced to the damn song. No joke.
[20:05]  * iaZ and it was from then on that Zai became the next Michael Jackson. Minus the pedophilia.
[20:05] <UnStellar> Are you sure no pedophilia is involved?
[20:06] <iaZ> Yes. Everything you hear otherwise is a conspiracy set by the record companies to lower my sales so they can get more money and drag me down, man
[20:06] <UnStellar> Fight the power, man.
[20:06] <iaZ> Dancing is in my being! Music is in my soul man!
[20:06] <Nekaru> Oh look! A 9 year old from Myspace.
[20:07] <iaZ> OSHI-
[20:07]  * iaZ and it was from then on that Zai's public image was tarnished by some creepy guy's photoshopping skills with getting this 9 year old within the vicinity of Zai. The dancing legend was no more.
[20:08] <UnStellar> I STILL BELIEVE IN YOU.
[20:08]  * UnStellar makes an inspiraitonal documentary about this forgotten, wrongly accused legend and wins his fame back.
[20:09] <UnStellar> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeGjTiUqw8U
[20:09] <UnStellar> NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
[20:09] <Zak> LOL
[20:10] <Zak> What is with you people!
[20:10]  * iaZ starts dancing, and becomes the dancing legend once more!
[20:10] <iaZ> Massive record companies fall all around him, as musical artists rise to their own independence and start a musical revolution!
[20:12]  * iaZ dies a fitting death, quietly in his own bed at an old age, forever at peace to reflect his days of surging energy and musical prowess, legends that will be eternally retold.

[20:14] <UnStellar> ....Until his death photos feature a photoshopped 9 year old in them.
[20:14] <UnStellar> He lived as a legend, he dies as a curse.

[UnStellar]

[19:52] <KOL> I'm not really sure we can play with dolls for another page.
[19:52] <Zak> No...No we cant.
[19:52] <Zak> And wont
[19:52] <Zak> Ever

[K2]

[19:53] wolfboy2323: In Section II, I think, it explains that he ripped the darkness from his heart and created his brother from it
[19:53] wolfboy2323: Basically he pretends to be God, but he's not really.
[19:53] wolfboy2323: Everyone thinks he's God.
[19:54] Zen: lol. sounds like donald trump...

[Beware Ye Who Enter Here]

[23:51] <iaZ> Yus
[23:52] <iaZ> Zak! Why is everyone turning gay for me?!
[23:52] <Zak> Que....?
[23:52] <iaZ> Everyone is turning gay for me!
[23:53] <iaZ> Jeebus loves me, Lyoko222 loves me, Unstella thinks he loves me..
[23:53] <~Hikaru> K2 has a shrine of you.
[23:53] <iaZ> It's l- oh god, really?
[23:53]  * iaZ contacts 911 to get K23 on the national registered sex offenders list
[23:54] <iaZ> It's like ever since I came back, I'm somehow a trap or something.

[23:56] <~Hikaru> Great another friend to go to court for.
[23:56]  * Hikaru gets the law book out.
[23:56] <~Hikaru> How to defend K2..
[23:57] <iaZ> .. Wait, he actually has a shrine?
[23:57] <iaZ> xD
[23:57] <~Hikaru> No
[23:57] <iaZ> lolk

[00:18] <iaZ> Orph! Everyone is turning gay for me! What do I do?!
[00:19] <Orph> Flamethrower.
[00:20] <iaZ> Okay.

[00:20] <Orph> Or..act like you are gay, join their ranks, learn their secrets. Gain their power, and when you have gotten all you can steal, flee like a thief in the night.
[00:21] <iaZ> xD

[Beware Ye Who Enter Here]

[2:08:11 AM] Zak Wangler: The cards are currency
[2:08:17 AM] Hikaru: Ah
[2:08:19 AM] Zak Wangler: color coded for value
[2:08:37 AM] Zak Wangler: each color represents a certain amount of Zarethian credits.
[2:10:20 AM] Zak Wangler: posted
[2:13:05 AM] Hikaru: Posted.
[2:14:56 AM] Zak Wangler: Dammit Hik! Stop subverting the system I pulled out of my ass!
[2:15:00 AM] Zak Wangler: Its notfair!
[2:15:02 AM] Zak Wangler:
[2:15:05 AM] Hikaru: Lol
[2:15:45 AM] Zak Wangler: Though, to be honest... most of the Zarethian stuff I completely make up on the spot.
[2:16:48 AM] Hikaru: Replication is using substance and form through magic. The magic can be withdrawn. Materialization on the other hand is using just form and magic to hold together an imaged copy.
[2:17:04 AM] Zak Wangler: Mmm
[2:17:17 AM] Zak Wangler: I keep telling Hawk to replicate the stuff he has....
[2:17:32 AM] Zak Wangler: The Zarethian Empire replicates most of its tech...
[2:17:49 AM] Zak Wangler: or at least parts of it and has it assembled
[2:18:36 AM] Zak Wangler: posted
[2:20:02 AM] Hikaru: So is he annoooyed yet?
[2:20:27 AM] Zak Wangler: Who?
[2:20:45 AM] Hikaru: The old guy
[2:20:53 AM] Zak Wangler: The govenor?
[2:21:00 AM] Hikaru: Yeah
[2:21:16 AM] Zak Wangler: Any annoyance he had was negated in my last post
[2:21:29 AM] Zak Wangler: she is kind of... almost in shock
[2:23:49 AM] Hikaru: Those were on the floor.
[2:23:54 AM] Hikaru: So he jumped to the floor?
[2:24:03 AM] Zak Wangler: Yes
[2:24:05 AM] Zak Wangler: lol
[2:24:17 AM] Hikaru: Good doggy
[2:24:26 AM] Zak Wangler: rofl
[2:26:41 AM] Hikaru: Posted
[2:27:11 AM] Hikaru: Safe keeping huh...
[2:27:14 AM] Hikaru: Beer money later?
[2:27:31 AM] Zak Wangler: Possibly... though I doubt itd be beer...
[2:28:16 AM] Zak Wangler: they havent mentioned her mother at all so its all up in the air
[2:28:35 AM] Hikaru: Huh?
[2:28:45 AM] Zak Wangler: think about it
[2:29:06 AM] Hikaru: She's dead?
[2:29:24 AM] Zak Wangler: well, no thats not what I was getting at..
[2:29:39 AM] Hikaru: She's a shopoholic?
[2:29:43 AM] Zak Wangler: No...
[2:29:58 AM] Hikaru: She's a prostitute?
[2:30:14 AM] Zak Wangler: Youre definately getting warmer but no
[2:30:30 AM] Hikaru: He pays girls to have kids with him?
[2:30:46 AM] Zak Wangler: ... not the kids part but what makes the kid
[2:31:04 AM] Hikaru: That's a prostitute
[2:31:07 AM] Hikaru: Paying a girl for sex
[2:31:17 AM] Zak Wangler: yes...you said her mother was one
[2:31:32 AM] Hikaru: She isn't?
[2:31:35 AM] Zak Wangler: Im just saying its certainly a possibility
[2:31:40 AM] Zak Wangler: no, her mother wasnt
[2:31:45 AM] Zak Wangler: I hope
[2:31:47 AM] Hikaru: Oh
[2:31:49 AM] Zak Wangler: I reallywouldnt know
[2:31:51 AM] Hikaru: So he's gonna go get laid on the money
[2:32:08 AM] Zak Wangler: sure, in a manner of speaking
[2:32:17 AM] Hikaru: That was about 1000 copies for the record
[2:32:19 AM] Zak Wangler: literally if he wants
[2:32:21 AM] Zak Wangler: exactly
[2:35:03 AM] Hikaru: Oh I get it now
[2:35:07 AM] Hikaru: HE's gonna go to a whore house
[2:35:11 AM] Hikaru: Aka the brothels
[2:35:11 AM] Zak Wangler: LOL
[2:35:27 AM] Zak Wangler: I am so very tempted to chatlog this...
[2:35:33 AM] Hikaru: Your planet has such things?
[2:36:17 AM] Zak Wangler: I wouldnt know... I would suppose so... considering pretty much every empire would... if their inhabitants were conventional...
[2:36:26 AM] Zak Wangler: sages, no because of magic
[2:36:28 AM] Hikaru: What a corrupt govenor.
[2:36:32 AM] Zak Wangler: lol
[2:36:43 AM] Zak Wangler: Im saying its POSSIBLE
[2:36:47 AM] Zak Wangler: not saying he is... yet...
[2:36:55 AM] Hikaru: Lyoko's been corrupting you
[2:37:06 AM] Zak Wangler: I have...wait wat
[2:37:32 AM] Hikaru: Well you said he started the IC sex topic
[2:37:44 AM] Zak Wangler: I..yes..well... er...
[2:37:56 AM] Zak Wangler: its not a sex topic!
[2:38:05 AM] Zak Wangler: its a topic WITH sex

[2:39:22 AM] Hikaru: Lol
[2:39:25 AM] Hikaru: You made him hug the money. Woow
[2:40:12 AM] Zak Wangler: to empashive my point
[2:40:17 AM] Zak Wangler: and hes cooing to it
[2:40:19 AM] Zak Wangler:
[2:40:33 AM] Hikaru: Lol

[K2]

I don't have a shrine. <.<

[King Jeebus]

[21:49] <Nekaru> K2323 I challenge you to a freestyle rap battle.
[21:49] <K2323> you're on
[21:49] <Nekaru> For who is the best sage
[21:49] <K23> Yes! The other idea was just horrible.
[21:50] <Nekaru> Yo yo yo
[21:50] <K2323> I USE MAGIC, MY NAME'S K2.
[21:50] <K2323> WOAH OH, WOAH OH, COMIN OUT OF THE BLUE
[21:50] <K2323> I LIKE USING COOL SPELLS AND CASTING SOME HEX
[21:51] <K2323> BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY I HAVE HOT WIZARD SEX
[21:51] <K2323> Beat that.
[21:51] <Nekaru> My phoenix powers are off the charts
[21:51] <Nekaru> While my crazy hair just breaks your hearts
[21:51] <Nekaru> I rock SP like a spanish whore
[21:51] <Nekaru> Listen to my rhymes and beg for more
[21:51] <Nekaru> Bitch.
[21:51]  * Zero pulls out a mute laser and shoots both Nekaru and K2323
[21:51] <K2323> Step up!
[21:52] <K2323> I'm a level six! Take a look at my wand!
[21:52] <K2323> I throw tournaments and stuff, and I make epic bonds!
[21:52] <K2323> I'm half sage, half dragon. Go Genesis!
[21:52]  * K23 dives in front of Nekaru and K2323 and takes the shots for them.
[21:52] <K2323> Cause at the end of the day, you can't beat this!
[21:52] <K2323> Yo.
[21:53] == K23 has changed nick to iaZ
[21:53] <Nekaru> I put on my robe and wizard hat
[21:53] <Nekaru> There ain't no way you can beat that
[21:53] <Nekaru> I rise like the phoenix
[21:53] <Nekaru> You cannot defeat it
[21:54] <K2323> In my spare time, I write spell books.
[21:54] <Nekaru> I was rapping my ass off while you were on your mothers teetas
[21:54] <K2323> Bitch. I'm the MC right now.
[21:54] <K2323> Fuck this. I'm going back to my lair.
[21:54] <Nekaru> HIKARU WINS!

I just won a rap battle for you Hik. Be thankful.

[K2]

[17:47] == K2323 has changed nick to EricMann
[17:47] == Jeebus has changed nick to Lustre
[17:47] <EricMann> LUSTRE
[17:47] <Lustre> So we meet again, Eric Mann
[17:47] <EricMann> LETS HAVE A RAP BATTLE
[17:47] <Lustre> BRING IT ON
[17:47] <EricMann> for the election
[17:47] <Lustre> Yes
[17:47] <Lustre> We should have done this in the first place
[17:47] <EricMann> yeah, who cares about politics
[17:48] <Lustre> Clearly I do not
[17:48] <EricMann> I'll give you a head start
[17:48] <Lustre> You're name is Eric Mann
[17:48] <Lustre> As bland as a tuna can
[17:48] <Lustre> If you want to win in this race
[17:48] <Lustre> Bitch you better give me some space
[17:49] <EricMann> You are Lustre, and its clear as day
[17:50] <EricMann> Zarethian people can't afford your say
[17:50] <EricMann> Vote Eric Mann, I got catch phrases and shit
[17:50] <EricMann> I'm awesome and stuff And I'm a secret agent, bitch.
[17:51] <Lustre> Sit down son, let me teach you a thing or two
[17:51] <Lustre> It's clear to the people i'm better than you
[17:51] <Lustre> I don't need no fancy tricks
[17:51] <Lustre> Yet you need the help of dicks
[17:51] <Lustre> Word
[17:52] <EricMann> You're fixin' elections
[17:52] <EricMann> I've got all of Tefillin
[17:52] <EricMann> You think you're so cool
[17:53] <EricMann> I have Aki's number in full
[17:53] <EricMann> Yeah.
[17:53]  * Addler wishes to have it
[17:53] <Lustre> Boy that chick's had more rides than the village bike
[17:53] <Lustre> If i'm honest I wouldnt be surprised if she'd been with a dike
[17:54] <Lustre> If that's all you can get you ain't got no life
[17:54] <Lustre> Man this ain't a battle, it's even less than a strife
[17:55] == Zero has changed nick to Aseron
[17:55] == Aseron has changed nick to AseronLustre
[17:55] <EricMann> I've got generals on speed dial
[17:55]  * AseronLustre "Stop imitating me."
[17:55] <AseronLustre> Stop imitating me.
[17:55] <EricMann> You've never been in office, while..
[17:55] <EricMann> I've been signing papers for years
[17:55] <EricMann> Laughing through all my countless Mann tears.
[17:56]  * AseronLustre makes a call. "Hello Monroe? Yes, I'd like an injunction against Mann and the Hand. Tell them to stay the hell out of my office and home."
[17:56] <Lustre> Now what I lack in experience I make up for in rhyme
[17:56] <Lustre> Boy im the king of policits at this moment in time
[17:56] <Lustre> I got my lawyer bro and Erza too
[17:56] <Lustre> By the end of this election you will look like the fool
[17:57] <AseronLustre> *Ezra you moron.
[17:58] <EricMann> Hermitage is my bro, Addler is my BFF
[17:59] <EricMann> We'd do each others nails, but guys aren't our pref
[17:59] <EricMann> We're too busy hitting up the capital city
[17:59] <EricMann> We encounter sexy Zarethian babes by the many...
[18:01] <Lustre> I cant think of anymore rhymes, I hereby concede defeat
[18:01] <Lustre> No wait thats what i'd be saying if you werent kissin my feet
[18:02] <Lustre> Your policies leave too much for desire
[18:02] <Lustre> Old man soon you gonna have to retire
[18:02] <EricMann> I sent out my agents to throw you a fast one
[18:03] <EricMann> Got you to admit that your campaign has some cool fun
[18:03] <EricMann> Disrupting my pal
[18:03] <EricMann> 's internet connection
[18:03] == Hikaru [webchat@indirect-4da09c26.phnx.qwest.net] has joined #shatteredplanes
[18:03] <EricMann> And you still think you're gonna win this election?
[18:03] == mode/#shatteredplanes [+qo Hikaru Hikaru] by ChanServ
[18:04] <Lustre> Man I took that connection 'cause they using it wrong
[18:04] <Lustre> I'd put money on them looking at pictures of kids in a thong
[18:04] <Lustre> Man that's not cool that's some crazy shit
[18:04] <Lustre> But hey at least I aint the one who's lookin' at it
[18:04] <Lustre> yo
[18:05] <AseronLustre> And they were also using it to defame me.
[18:05] <AseronLustre> So.
[18:05] <AseronLustre> I had to remove it as they would bad name me.
[18:06] <EricMann> I've got hookups down at the INTERPOL
[18:06] <EricMann> They hook me up with nice jackets of wool
[18:06] <EricMann> Better believe, I'm a Senator to be
[18:06] <EricMann> I've got my Senator chair picked out, don't you see?
[18:07] <~Hikaru> So this is how Zarethians settle their politics?
[18:07] <Lustre> Boy your rhymes are poor so look at me
[18:08] <Lustre> I'm the twice the damn Senator that you could EVER be
[18:08]  * Hikaru grabs popcorn and watches.
[18:09] <Lustre> I destroy bugs in my office with magic man
[18:09] <Lustre> Come on everyone stand up and give me a hand
[18:09] <EricMann> I got a mission to a space station
[18:09] <EricMann> You were probably playing playstation
[18:09] <EricMann> Or atleast you would have probably been
[18:10] <EricMann> If Sony had offices on the planet Tefillin
[18:10] <Lustre> Now we've gathered a crowd
[18:11] <Lustre> Come on gather round
[18:11] <Lustre> Watch me lay the final smackdown on this out of date clown
[18:11] <Lustre> Winning this election like the best around, Eric Mann you are going DOWN
[18:12] <EricMann> I could go on all day, smoking you in this way
[18:12] <EricMann> My words so fresh, I keep the people at bay
[18:12] <EricMann> Nobody hardly can recognise my Communist agenda
[18:13] <EricMann> Not even Parody Prime, so soon victory I will render!
[18:13] <EricMann> Word.
[18:13] == Addler has changed nick to Parody
[18:13] <Parody> COMMUNISTS!
[18:13] <~Hikaru> Agenda and render don't rhyme.
[18:13] <Parody> Renda
[18:14] <EricMann> (Well originally I was gonna say "It has Parody Prime going 'Return to Senda!')
[18:14] <AseronLustre> Well Mr.Mann you just got banned.
[18:14] <Lustre> WHO WON?
[18:14] <Lustre> WHO'S NEXT?
[18:14] <AseronLustre> Because of the actions of the Zarethian Hand.
[18:14] <Lustre> YOU DECIDE
[18:14] <EricMann> Woah woah woah
[18:15] <EricMann> Two more lines Hawk
[18:15] <Lustre> Wait wait wait
[18:15] <~Hikaru> It would have been even had Eric not messed up with render and agenda.
[18:15] <Lustre> There's a second me?
[18:15] <AseronLustre> Keep your bugs to yourself next time, sugs or I'll smack you with the an hammer.
[18:15] <Lustre> Man who in the hell are you trying to be?
[18:15] <AseronLustre> *Ban Hammer
[18:15] <~Hikaru> Sugs is a word?
[18:15] <AseronLustre> (I meant to rhyme sucks and bugs)
[18:15] <EricMann> Homeboys got it going on
[18:16] <Lustre> I'm the master of rhyme, played by the master of time
[18:16] == Parody has changed nick to Addler
[18:16] == EricMann has changed nick to K2323
[18:16] <K2323> Jeebus
[18:16] <Lustre> Jeebus is my true name boys it's no crime
[18:16] == Lustre has changed nick to Jeebus
[18:16] <K2323> I loved that line about A Moment In Time
[18:16] <K2323> XD

[King Jeebus]

[23:27] == Kai has changed nick to Asura
[23:27] == Jeebus has changed nick to Jay
[23:27] <Jay> M'lady, I challenge you to a time rockin' rap battle
[23:27] <Asura> Bitchin'.
[23:27] <Jay> Ladies first yo
[23:28] <Asura> I am Lady Time, I'm not really 13
[23:28] <Asura> I'm a 13 billion year old bitch who likes exploring unseen.
[23:29] <Asura> I'm neuteral as a small little Sweeden
[23:29] <Asura> But at the end of the day, I just want to fuck men
[23:30] <Jay> Whoah thats a new side of you I dont wanna hear
[23:30] <Jay> At least not until i've caned at least 4 kegs of beer
[23:30] <~Hikaru> 13? But her child form is 7.
[23:31] <Jay> I'm neutral too yo, a Templar to a T
[23:31] <Jay> But that doesnt stop me from being the best there can be
[23:32] <Asura> Bondage is my thing, just ask the Sage 3
[23:32] <Asura> I got chained up by Kai and old K23
[23:32] <Asura> I busted their sister Hikaru out of jail
[23:32] <Asura> Or at least I tried, but to no avail.
[23:33] <Jay> So you care about some sages but not little old me?
[23:33] <~Hikaru> ...
[23:33] <Jay> I've been trapped in fuckin' time since the year 200AD
[23:33] <Jay> Betrayed my people to try and save some kids lives
[23:34] <Jay> Those old school Templars were just bees in their hives
[23:34] == Asura was kicked from #shatteredplanes by Hikaru [#shatteredplanes Either play her right or use someone else.]
[23:34] <Jay> JAY WINS

[K2]

[18:35] <Asura> They call me a creeper, I'm misunderstood
[18:35] <~Hikaru> -.-
[18:35] <Asura> So what if I have books no one else ever could?
[18:35] <Asura> It's not my fault I can see when you banged your pour wife
[18:35] <Asura> Oh, wait, you've been frozen, I'm as sharp as a knife.
[18:36] <Jay> When the fuck did I have a wife? You've gone batshit insane
[18:36] <Jay> M'lady Asura you can't even play this game
[18:36] == iaZ has changed nick to Slingah
[18:37] <Jay> I do all I can to help you its almost tertiary
[18:37] <Jay> Yet you fuckin' treat me like your secretary
[18:37]  * Slingah feels this rap is rather unecessary.
[18:37] <Jay> http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/2348/jaysec.png
[18:38] <Asura> Sex jokes aside, I'm an innocent girl
[18:38] <Asura> I prefer the form of a seven year old girl
[18:38] <Asura> I don't like disruption, I like a straight flow.
[18:38] <Asura> When time gets messed up, I get mad, you should know.
[18:39] <~Hikaru> Asura wouldn't even rap.
[18:39] <Jay> Yeah this one isnt as epic, I cant think of any disses for Asura xD
[18:41] <Asura> I'm feeling like I've been in this rap way too long My topics are short, so let us finish this song Time is all me, it's who I am. You're my secretary, I don't even give a damn.

[K2]

20:38] <K2323> Is it bad that I already have Season 6 plans? ._.

[K2]

[23:52] <K2> I really need to delete that topic
[23:52] <swiftyuki> oh lol
[23:52] <swiftyuki> it's an oder message
[23:52] <K2> Ahahaa Danp is looking at it now
[23:53] <swiftyuki> Hikaru: WE HAVE A CHAT
[23:53] <Red> What topic, the Kira one?
[23:53] <K2> noo
[23:53] <K2> the watchers

[23:53] <danp> K2: you disgust me.
[23:53] <K2> LOLOL
[23:54] <K2> I disgust me too
[23:54] <K2> Im sending that topic back to the void now
[23:54] <Zak> >.>
[23:54] <Zak> that topic wasnt THAT bad
[23:54] <danp> night guys
[23:54] <K2> good night
[23:55] <Zak> night
[23:55] <swiftyuki> nite dan
[23:55] <danp> goodnight K2, you sexy chick.

00:15] <Zero> For being created to mess up his plans for the empire, Ken will sentence Nek to death.
[00:15] <Zero> Death by his nephew's hand no less.
[00:15] <K2> Good luck.
[00:15] <Zero> Also, sent ou the PM.
[00:15] <K2> Nek and Jay? They're bffs bro.

[@Pokemon Master Red]

...Now thats just f*cking harsh. Death for something he had no control over? Seriously?

[Ragnar the Red]

In preparation for the new movie...

[02:28]  * Zak slaps NathanFilian around a bit with a large fishbot
[02:29] <UnStellar> Why is nathanfillian here...
[02:29] <K2323> Which has miracuously lasted five years.
[02:29] <~Nisorin> Dude!
[02:29] <K2323> And Nathan Fillian is here for a movie deal.
[02:29] <K2323> =P
[02:29] <~Nisorin> Is Core!
[02:29] <Zak> hes playing my character
[02:29] <~Nisorin> What's up?
[02:29] <Zak> just saying
[02:29] <K2323> aww

Later

[11:42] <NathanFilian> I'm here to tell you I've been given a job offer to play in the new Shattered planes Movie.
[11:42] <NathanFilian> James said to get tto know the writers and the feel of the site
[11:42]  * Aan_Tudyk gasps
[11:43] <Aan_Tudyk> Reaaaaaaallly?! ME TOO!
[11:43] == Aan_Tudyk has changed nick to Alan_Tudyk
[11:43] <NathanFilian> Allan! I haven't seen you since fierfly!
[11:44] <NathanFilian> How you been
[11:44] <NathanFilian> ?
[11:44] <Alan_Tudyk> You have too you lazy bastard!
[11:44] <Alan_Tudyk> Haaaaaaaaaalo!
[11:44] <NathanFilian> Oh yreah!
[11:44]  * Alan_Tudyk facepalms
[11:45] <NathanFilian> Were you in reach? I forgot?
[11:45] <Alan_Tudyk> Yes
[11:45] <NathanFilian> Or just ODST?
[11:45] <Alan_Tudyk> AND I CALLED YESTERDAY TO SEE HOW YOU BEEN
[11:45] <Alan_Tudyk> both dammit
[11:45] <NathanFilian> I was out
[11:45] <NathanFilian> sorry
[11:45] <Alan_Tudyk> no voice checking>
[11:45] <Alan_Tudyk> wait... if you were out
[11:45] <Alan_Tudyk> then who was I speaking to?
[11:46] <NathanFilian> ....................
[11:46] <NathanFilian> I don't knoiw
[11:47] <NathanFilian> Maybe my maid?
[11:47] <Alan_Tudyk> It was a man
[11:47] <NathanFilian> hmmmmmmmm.........
[11:47] <Alan_Tudyk> I think
[11:48] <Alan_Tudyk> Maybe she-man
[11:48] <NathanFilian> That sounds like her
[11:48] <Alan_Tudyk> poor bastard
[11:48] <NathanFilian> Her name's Casey
[11:48] <Alan_Tudyk> >.>
[11:48] <Alan_Tudyk> Hey I know a girl named Casey... Wait...
[11:48] <Alan_Tudyk> O.o
[11:49] <NathanFilian> How do you do those faces?
[11:49] <Alan_Tudyk> lots of stretching
[11:49] <Alan_Tudyk> facial reconstruction surgery helps
[11:49] <NathanFilian> no thanks
[11:50] <Alan_Tudyk> 0.0
[11:50] <NathanFilian> so who are you playing?
[11:50] <Alan_Tudyk> >;{]
[11:50] <Alan_Tudyk> hoot hoot
[11:50] <NathanFilian> In the movie
[11:50] <Alan_Tudyk> someone awesome
[11:51]  * Alan_Tudyk knows not who
[11:51] <NathanFilian> I do
[11:51] <NathanFilian> but I forgot the name
[11:51] <Alan_Tudyk> I was a biiit drunk when I accepted
[11:51] <NathanFilian> ......
[11:51] <NathanFilian> me too
[11:51] <NathanFilian> lol
[11:51] <Alan_Tudyk> >.>+
[11:51] <Alan_Tudyk> I blame you for this
[11:52] <NathanFilian> you can always quit
[11:52] <Alan_Tudyk> I still blame you
[11:52] <Alan_Tudyk> Quitin is for cheataaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrs
[11:52] <NathanFilian> I don't get it
[11:52]  * Alan_Tudyk sighs
[11:53] <Alan_Tudyk> no one watches my mvies
[11:53] <NathanFilian> I thought Serenity was good
[11:53] <Alan_Tudyk> Thats because I died and you were in it
[11:53] <NathanFilian> No
[11:53] <NathanFilian> The parts that you didn't die in were good too
[11:54] <Alan_Tudyk> Because you were in them
[11:54] <Alan_Tudyk> bastard
[11:54] <Alan_Tudyk> IM A LEAF ON THE FUCKING WIND
[11:54] <Alan_Tudyk> WATCH HOW I SOAR
[11:54]  * Alan_Tudyk dies
[11:55] <NathanFilian> No wonder you're always single
[11:55] <Alan_Tudyk> Fuck you....
[11:55] <NathanFilian> In you're dreams
[11:55] <Alan_Tudyk> do not say in my dreams
[11:55] <Alan_Tudyk> he said in my dreams
[11:55] <NathanFilian> Yep
[11:55] <Alan_Tudyk> DAMMIT FILLION
[11:56] <NathanFilian> cause that's the only place it'll happen
[11:56] <Alan_Tudyk> I would call that more of a nightmare...
[11:56] <NathanFilian> You know you'd like it
[11:56] <Alan_Tudyk> No
[11:56] <Alan_Tudyk> Just no
[11:56] <Alan_Tudyk> NEVA
[11:56] <NathanFilian> Oh My goodness!
[11:57] <NathanFilian> I can't believe I was so stupid!
[11:57] <NathanFilian> I misspelt my name!