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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #700 on: December 13, 2012, 04:12:44 PM »
[11:28] <+swiftyuki> Spitfire's a bitch
[11:29] <+swiftyuki> Lyoko would prolly fuck her

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #701 on: December 15, 2012, 06:24:23 PM »
[15:23:25] <Hikaru> K2 originally had it hard to get embodiments... now they just seem to be an entire joke
[15:23:44] <swiftyuki> Well, Agwu makes them
[15:23:47] <swiftyuki> so what's your point?

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #702 on: December 15, 2012, 06:59:46 PM »
I'm sorry Blade, but this is just so funny xD

[15:52:05] <Blade> Can I just say? I love Agwu's look o3o So sexeh <3
[15:52:19] <swiftyuki> He's so sexy
[15:52:24] <Blade> She really is
[15:52:31] <swiftyuki> ;D
[15:57:34] <Blade> I would rape Agwu
[15:57:53] <swiftyuki> video
[15:57:57] <swiftyuki> or it didn't happen
[15:58:01] <Blade> Already set up :<
[15:58:06] <swiftyuki> c:
[15:58:30] * Blade bends over "Cum @ meh, Agwu"

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #703 on: December 15, 2012, 07:38:39 PM »
[5:31:22 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: Sp ummm...
[5:31:25 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: so*
[5:31:35 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: It asked me to type in the email address and the password?
[5:31:42 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: It said it gave me 30 seconds..
[5:31:48 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: BUt it seemed like it gave me 10.
[5:31:49 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: >.<
[5:31:55 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: So... what do I tell the IRC?
[5:31:56 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: lol
[5:32:21 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: ./ns email password?
[5:32:23 PM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: ./ns identify name pass
[5:32:25 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: oh
[5:32:27 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: okay
[5:32:31 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: Okay*
[5:32:34 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: I was close...
[5:32:39 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: and wtf.. I thought I said okav...
[5:32:41 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: meh
[5:33:27 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: well... it didn't prompt me to type in my password shit..
[5:33:31 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: but... I did it anyway..
[5:33:31 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: lol
[5:33:48 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: And now, I have an underscore for my fucking name.
[5:33:52 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: I think I failed, right?
[5:33:55 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: lol
[5:33:58 PM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: That's why it didn't prompt you
[5:34:00 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: oh.
[5:34:01 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: I fail.
[5:34:03 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: hang on...
[5:34:05 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: what I do nao?
[5:34:10 PM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: ./nick name
[5:34:27 PM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: ...
[5:34:32 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: ?
[5:34:39 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: LMAO
[5:34:40 PM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: Name is a placeholder
[5:34:41 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: I fail..
[5:34:44 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: I fducking fail
[5:34:46 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: fucking*
[5:34:47 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: LMAO
[5:34:47 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: ROFL
[5:34:53 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: I KNOW CODING FOREVER!
[5:34:58 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: YEAH!
[5:35:00 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: >:D
[5:35:05 PM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: :^)
[5:35:40 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: There.
[5:35:42 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: fucking hell...
[5:35:44 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: LOL
[5:35:48 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: I'm so embarrassed....
[5:35:52 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: ugh...
[5:36:08 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: >>
[5:36:11 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: wow..
[5:36:32 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: I thought you literally meant /nick name
[5:36:35 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: So yeah...
[5:36:36 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: I fail..
[5:36:41 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: Cuz...
[5:36:41 PM] [CLASSIFIED]:  you know...
[5:36:44 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: nick name... is a phrase...
[5:36:46 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: so... yeah...
[5:36:48 PM] [CLASSIFIED]: >.>

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #704 on: December 16, 2012, 03:17:45 PM »
Swift: 

I walk in da club
and dis is what I see
All the people STAHP
They be starin at me
I got passion in mah pants and I ain't afraid to show

orgadude: 

-,,,-

Swift: 

it
showit
Sexy and I know it~

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #705 on: December 19, 2012, 09:58:48 AM »
[09:54] == K2323 [webchat@7D361F92.7C713D85.5759B652.IP] has joined #shatteredplanes
[09:54] -NickServ- You are now identified for K2323.
[09:56] == K2323_ [webchat@7D361F92.7C713D85.5759B652.IP] has joined #shatteredplanes
[09:56] <K2323_> ...what the hell
[09:56] <K2323> oh
[09:56] <K2323> I forgot I already joined
[09:56] <K2323> lol
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #706 on: December 20, 2012, 07:41:32 PM »
[16:36:57] <Hikaru> "beginning to coat it as Reli submerged himself in the blood" ...If only K2 knew what the blood of Cruor was originally from
[16:36:57] <swiftyuki> xD
[16:37:04] <swiftyuki> lol
[16:37:21] <Hikaru> He would be so throwing up right now
[16:37:22] <swiftyuki> we don't call him "idiot2323" for nothing lolololskypename
[16:37:50] <Hikaru> Can you guess what it was?
[16:37:58] <swiftyuki> nah
[16:38:46] <Hikaru> Kurai took over Dema, shrunk it to the size of a marble and stuck it up ... you know where to hide it. Then when it was no longer in danger, she brought it bck out and reversed the spell.
[16:39:05] <Hikaru> The blood of cruor was originally, and still was her ummm ****** blood.
[16:39:17] <swiftyuki> menstrual?
[16:39:25] <Hikaru> Mhm
[16:39:38] <swiftyuki> BAHAHAHAHA
[16:39:52] <Hikaru> And K2s character just...
[16:39:56] <Hikaru> Can I laugh like hell now?
[16:39:59] <swiftyuki> y
[16:40:01] <swiftyuki> YES
[16:40:03] <swiftyuki> XASHCAOFIDKEDGFVXCHKN
[16:40:08] * swiftyuki is rolling on the floor
[16:40:32] <swiftyuki> Can I put this in funny chatlogs?
[16:40:33] <swiftyuki> xD
[16:40:37] <Hikaru> Fine
[16:40:38] <swiftyuki> I'm crying from laughter

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #707 on: December 22, 2012, 04:50:31 PM »
[13:48:52] * Hitoper_ (webchat@IndirectIRC-F1CC9FC.lightspeed.irvnca.sbcglobal.net) has joined
[13:49:05] <Agwu> hi
[13:49:07] <Agwu> and again
[13:49:08] <Hitoper_> Hello.
[13:49:09] <Agwu> welcome to the
[13:49:11] <Agwu> aperture
[13:49:12] <Agwu> science
[13:49:14] <Agwu> Compurated
[13:49:17] <Agwu> enrichment center
[13:49:18] <Agwu> :U
[13:49:19] <Hitoper_> >>
[13:49:33] <Hitoper_> I see someone's addicted to Portal...
[13:49:43] <Agwu> Nah, it just popped into my head
[13:49:47] <Hitoper_> Oh. lol
[13:49:50] <Agwu> lol

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #708 on: December 23, 2012, 07:49:00 PM »
Truth or dare!

[15:43:11] <Blade> I have a problem of not being able to think up dares
[15:43:15] <Agwu> I hit so many grey blocks because it was so fast and clusstered
[15:43:33] <Hikaru> Yuki, wanna be first?
[15:43:39] * Agwu shrugs
[15:43:42] <Agwu> I guess
[15:43:43] <darkf> wat
[15:43:45] <darkf> hot
[15:43:54] * Hikaru hits darkf with a book
[15:43:59] <darkf> hahao
[15:43:59] <darkf> w
[15:44:00] <Agwu> MAka chop
[15:44:02] <Agwu> lol
[15:44:07] <Hikaru> Truth, Dare, Double-dare, or Promise to Repeat?
[15:44:15] <darkf> uhh
[15:44:18] <Agwu> What's promise to repeat?
[15:44:25] <darkf> it cant involve voice since you dont have a mic ;p
[15:44:29] <Hikaru> You have to repeat what I say to repeat
[15:44:36] <Hikaru> darkf, I have the xbox one >.>
[15:44:41] <Agwu> lol Truthplz
[15:44:45] <Hikaru> Hmmm
[15:44:58] <Hikaru> Dammit, I hate when people choose truth
[15:45:01] <Agwu> LOL
[15:45:03] <Agwu> WIN
[15:45:06] <Hikaru> Umm
[15:45:16] <darkf> Hikaru: well you should have used it before
[15:45:16] * Hikaru says to fuck off!
[15:45:20] <Agwu> LOL
[15:45:30] <Hikaru> What's the worst in cybering that you have done to Orga so far?
[15:45:36] <darkf> mmm
[15:45:39] <Agwu> The worst? lol
[15:45:46] <Agwu> Like... the most horrible?
[15:45:52] <Agwu> or...?
[15:45:54] <Hikaru> The most ummm
[15:45:55] <Hikaru> Explicit
[15:46:03] <Agwu> heheheheh skype calls
[15:46:07] <darkf> ohgod
[15:46:14] <Hikaru> O.o
[15:46:14] <Agwu> Only when my parents aren't home though <3
[15:46:24] <Hikaru> How is that explicit?
[15:46:36] <Agwu> Bahaha
[15:46:46] <Agwu> You really want me to say itin front of a fifteen year old?
[15:46:53] <darkf> lol
[15:46:55] <Blade> I got this, it's 'kay, you can say it
[15:47:02] <Hikaru> Probably gets it better than I do
[15:47:03] * Blade covers his ears
[15:47:07] <Agwu> lol
[15:47:10] <darkf> do it on skype then ;D
[15:47:14] <Agwu> I'll just send it on a pm
[15:47:19] <Blade> Say it! DX
[15:47:23] <darkf> nooo that defeats the purpose of TorD
[15:47:25] <darkf> lameo
[15:47:28] * Blade flails
[15:47:32] <Hikaru> He has a point..
[15:47:38] <Agwu> Hahahah
[15:47:45] <Hikaru> . . .
[15:47:48] <Agwu> [15:47:31] <Agwu> we both [BLEEP]
[15:47:48] <Agwu> [15:47:31] <Agwu> lol
[15:47:48] <Hikaru> Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay next
[15:47:57] <Agwu> Well
[15:48:00] <Agwu> it was the truth :P
[15:48:03] <darkf> uhh
[15:48:08] <Agwu> next victim should be darkf
[15:48:15] <darkf> uhhhhh
[15:48:15] <Hikaru> You have to ask him
[15:48:20] <Agwu> yeah, I'm not going into detail about the text <3
[15:48:43] <darkf> you should
[15:48:50] <Agwu> Darkf, truths, dares, double dares, or repteats
[15:48:57] <Agwu> repeats*
[15:49:05] <darkf> uhhh
[15:49:08] <darkf> what does repeat entail
[15:49:35] <Agwu> Same as what hikaru said, you gotta repeat what I tell you to repeat
[15:49:36] <Agwu> lol
[15:49:43] <Hikaru> She says something to you in private and you have to repeat it.
[15:49:48] <Hikaru> *repeat it public
[15:49:50] <Agwu> lol
[15:49:54] <darkf> oh
[15:49:55] <darkf> k
[15:49:56] <darkf> uh
[15:50:11] <darkf> repeat then
[15:50:17] <Agwu> wow that was lame :P
[15:50:34] <darkf> you're lame :3
[15:50:35] <Agwu> How many lines does it have to be Hikaru?
[15:50:41] <Hikaru> It can be anything..
[15:50:43] <Agwu> lol
[15:50:54] <Agwu> I'll be nice and send him one for every time he chooses that
[15:51:21] * Agwu rolls on the floor
[15:51:25] <Agwu> thank you dA messages
[15:51:36] <darkf>  http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/128/1/7/hirsute_by_seabelly-d4yyfuu.jpg this is the sexiest thing ever
[15:51:46] <Agwu> LOL
[15:51:47] <Agwu> IT'S A DD
[15:51:53] <Hikaru> O.o
[15:52:02] <Hikaru> That's what you had him repeat?
[15:52:05] <Agwu> YEP
[15:52:07] <Agwu> LOL
[15:52:13] <Agwu> x'D
[15:52:36] <darkf> mkay
[15:52:37] <darkf> so
[15:52:41] <Hikaru> Oh come on... I've done worse than this game with the anime club -.-
[15:52:51] <Agwu> I'm not original </3
[15:53:02] <Agwu> bahahaha try blade, darkf
[15:53:03] <Agwu> xD
[15:53:10] <darkf> no he'd just be emo
[15:53:18] <Blade> Wow... asshole much?
[15:53:19] <Hikaru> I got dared by Lauren to flash her once, then dared her to post on Facebook that she was getting a sex change, and was serious about it and had to leave it there a month.
[15:53:21] <Agwu> but then he'd be left out of the game :C
[15:53:30] <Blade> Fine
[15:53:36] <darkf> Blade: yourfault c:
[15:53:43] <Blade> You three can play, obviously Darkf doesn't want me around so I won't bother playing
[15:53:54] <darkf> lol
[15:53:55] <Hikaru> Come on Blade, play with us
[15:53:55] <darkf> you're fine
[15:53:56] <Agwu> Blade: I'll get you on my next turn
[15:54:07] <darkf> but Idon't know what to play with you so
[15:54:07] <Agwu> if darkf doesn't getchu
[15:54:19] <darkf> let me think :|
[15:55:27] <darkf> ohgodid
[15:55:27] <darkf> k
[15:56:00] <Hikaru> ...Why do you have to think if he didn't even pick which one yet?
[15:56:10] <darkf> man I didnt even ask anyone
[15:56:45] <darkf> fine Hikaru T/D/DD/PTR? :p
[15:56:52] <Hikaru> ...
[15:56:53] <Hikaru> Dare
[15:57:04] <darkf> gjdskgjesjge ha
[15:57:08] <darkf> uhmnhh
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[15:58:03] <Blade-> Fucking internet
[15:58:05] <Agwu> hahahaha this is gonna be good
[15:58:14] <Hikaru> Any day now darkf
[15:59:23] * Blade has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
[15:59:43] <darkf> blah I dare you to admit you're actually my eternal slave
[15:59:47] <Hikaru> ...
[15:59:55] <Hikaru> That's it?
[16:00:04] <darkf> hey
[16:00:07] <darkf> I never said I was good
[16:00:17] <Hikaru> I'm your eternal slave?
[16:00:25] <darkf> that doesn't qualify
[16:00:30] <Agwu> LOL
[16:00:30] <Hikaru> Fiiiiine
[16:00:35] <Hikaru> I am darkf's eternal slave
[16:00:44] <darkf> damn right you are
[16:00:47] * Hikaru puts on collar.
[16:00:56] <darkf> no youre not getting it off
[16:01:00] <Hikaru> BLADE! Truth, Dare, Double-dare, or Promise to Repeat?
[16:01:07] <Blade-> I choose Dare
[16:01:10] * darkf leashes Hikaru in <3
[16:01:12] <Hikaru> Finally
[16:01:16] * Hikaru glares at darkf
[16:01:19] <Hikaru> Hmm
[16:01:26] <Blade-> Remember I'm a minor :3
[16:01:30] <darkf> hot
[16:01:36] <darkf> all the innocent things we can do to you
[16:01:37] <Hikaru> Got it. Do you have access to a camera?
[16:01:41] <Agwu> bahahaha
[16:01:44] <darkf> oh god
[16:01:44] <Agwu> Perfect timing Hikaru
[16:01:48] <Hikaru> ...
[16:01:51] <Blade-> I do actually, my webcam~
[16:01:52] <Hikaru> That was not on purpose!
[16:02:03] <Agwu> sending to funny chatlogs
[16:02:16] <Hikaru> Just wait and send the entire game..
[16:03:10] <Hikaru> Kay. I dare you to find a towel, tie it around your neck, and then put underwear on your head, take a picture of yourself like that, label that you're cosplaying captain underpants, and upload it for us.
[16:03:25] * darkf applauds
[16:03:25] <Blade-> That sounds...
[16:03:30] <Blade-> fucking awesome :< -goes off to do it
[16:03:33] <Agwu> I have to bleep mine
[16:03:38] <Agwu> because orga would kill me
[16:03:38] <Agwu> xD
[16:03:42] <Hikaru> Lol
[16:03:58] <darkf> hot
[16:04:35] <Hikaru> I love this game.
[16:04:37] <Agwu> bahahah
[16:04:41] <darkf> you're evil
[16:04:41] <Agwu> Make it a fullbody pic too
[16:04:53] <Hikaru> That's hard to do with webcams
[16:04:58] <Blade-> Aye, top half onkly
[16:04:59] <Blade-> *only
[16:04:59] <Agwu> true...
[16:05:01] <Agwu> lol
[16:05:07] <darkf> lmao
[16:05:07] <darkf> aw
[16:06:00] <darkf> at least nobody will pick me because i'm bad :D
[16:06:21] <Agwu> actually, blade's the next to question. lol
[16:06:32] <darkf> aw shit
[16:06:53] * Hikaru laughs
[16:09:58] <Blade-> http://i.imgur.com/otaKv.jpg
[16:10:12] <Agwu> dat hat
[16:10:13] <Hikaru> LOL
[16:10:18] <darkf> how could you kill yourself you lub
[16:10:31] <Blade-> Hm?
[16:10:50] * Hikaru giggles
[16:10:53] <Hikaru> Okay, your turn
[16:11:15] <darkf> Blade-: you fool, also!
[16:11:18] <Blade-> Hm... Yuki! T/D/DD/R
[16:11:19] <darkf> now she can use this against you
[16:11:25] <Hikaru> I'm not..
[16:11:29] <Blade-> I don't care, shame is not a word I know well
[16:11:31] <darkf> uhuuuuh
[16:11:33] <Hikaru> The game is supposed to be fun
[16:12:07] <Blade-> Agwu!
[16:12:11] <Agwu> hold on a sec
[16:12:15] <Blade-> 'kay~
[16:12:17] <Agwu> I'm trying to post for you lade
[16:12:19] <Agwu> Blade*
[16:12:21] <Agwu> lol lade
[16:13:44] <Hikaru> Then again I still have the image for Orph's dare saved for blackmail. Oh god, Taylor did a good one with that.
[16:13:51] <darkf> what was it?
[16:13:53] <Blade-> What happened with that one?
[16:14:04] <Hikaru> Wrap toilet paper around himself and ONLY toilet paper
[16:14:10] <darkf> haha
[16:14:16] <Agwu> R
[16:14:27] <darkf> as a slave you're scary Hikaru c:
[16:14:32] <Hikaru> ...
[16:14:40] * darkf hides :<
[16:14:41] <Blade-> Repeat? hm :<
[16:14:45] * Hikaru is now known as Slave_Hikaru
[16:15:38] <Agwu> I love lamps and everything to ever do with lamps
[16:15:41] <Agwu> I love em hard
[16:15:42] <Agwu> :I
[16:15:45] <darkf> mmmmmmm
[16:15:47] <darkf> I knew it
[16:15:49] <Blade-> What was the person in World War II?
[16:15:59] <Agwu> oh...
[16:16:01] <Agwu> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
[16:16:03] <Agwu> I HATE HER
[16:16:05] <Blade-> ^-^
[16:16:07] <Agwu> THE BITCH OF BUCHENWALD
[16:16:07] <darkf> HAHA
[16:16:19] <darkf> you love abominations c:
[16:16:43] <Agwu> She collected tattoos and shrunk heads too
[16:16:56] <Blade-> Yuki's turn~
[16:17:08] <Agwu> lolk
[16:17:12] * Agwu pokes Hitoper
[16:17:29] <Agwu> if he's alive, then he's the next victim
[16:17:32] <Slave_Hikaru> I think he's dead
[16:17:45] <Agwu> lol
[16:17:47] <Agwu> hmmmmm
[16:17:59] <Agwu> Then Slave_Hikaru is the victim
[16:18:03] <Agwu> T/D/DD/R
[16:18:05] <darkf> ohmy
[16:18:06] <Slave_Hikaru> ...Me again?
[16:18:09] <Agwu> surewhynot
[16:18:10] <Slave_Hikaru> Dare >.>
[16:18:23] <darkf> fine
[16:18:44] <Agwu> I dare ye toooo......... oshitihavesomanynaughtyideas </3
[16:18:51] <darkf> oh lordy
[16:18:52] * Slave_Hikaru gulps
[16:19:24] <Agwu> I'll be nice though. I dare you to strip naked and take a pic. Censoring with your hands is fine. :P
[16:19:30] <Slave_Hikaru> ...
[16:19:34] <darkf> lol what
[16:19:38] <Agwu> welcome to the world of artistic nude~ :D
[16:19:40] <Blade-> THAT'S NICE?
[16:19:40] <Slave_Hikaru> I only have two hands...
[16:19:49] <Blade-> One arm across the breasts, one on the crotch?
[16:19:54] <darkf> nope.jpg
[16:19:58] <Agwu> You do know how to censor yourself right?
[16:20:00] <Slave_Hikaru> Then what hand takes the picture?
[16:20:05] <Blade-> Fair point x3
[16:20:08] <Agwu> one arm over the breasts and one over the crotch lol
[16:20:15] <Agwu> the ghost one
[16:20:17] <Agwu> or the cats
[16:20:18] <Agwu> lol
[16:20:22] * Blade- facedesks
[16:20:23] <Slave_Hikaru> ...
[16:20:27] <Slave_Hikaru> Who has to see it...
[16:20:30] <Agwu> if your hair's still pink you can be like Lucy
[16:20:38] <Agwu> the people in the chat :P
[16:20:40] <Slave_Hikaru> It's faded >.>
[16:20:42] <Slave_Hikaru> .............................
[16:20:46] <darkf> can't I like say she can't c:
[16:20:47] <Agwu> I'm not linking it on SP
[16:21:25] <Slave_Hikaru> I hate the fact you already know full well I don't back down from dares >.< Umm... brb'
[16:21:30] <darkf> wat
[16:21:30] <Agwu> lolk
[16:21:44] <Agwu> and blade, it could've been worse.
[16:21:48] <darkf> Slave_Hikaru: what if I say you can't?
[16:21:59] <Agwu> too bad darkf, it's a dare
[16:22:08] <darkf> idgaf :p
[16:22:18] <Agwu> you know you wanna see her naked
[16:22:34] <darkf> true, but no c:
[16:22:43] <Agwu> bahahah
[16:23:13] <Agwu> If I do dares and it involves taking pictures, I'l just doodle them. The cam here is built in the desktop
[16:24:07] <Slave_Hikaru> There's no way to take the picture with only two hands...
[16:24:28] <Blade-> Well without showing anything :3
[16:24:29] <Agwu> you can cut it off before the crotch then :P
[16:25:02] <Slave_Hikaru> ...>.< brb
[16:25:13] <Blade-> Hehe~ x3
[16:25:16] <darkf> wellllp
[16:26:30] <Agwu> but yeah, I can't take pics. Family's home andthey're strict about things.
[16:26:32] * Blade- dances~
[16:27:23] <darkf> aaaaand I told her not to do it
[16:27:46] <Agwu> it's a dare
[16:27:52] <darkf> so? :p
[16:27:52] <Agwu> it doesn't matter if you're her master :P
[16:28:12] <darkf> but I'm also her bf and I said no c:
[16:29:34] <Blade-> I believe in the end it is Hikaru's choice, is it not?
[16:29:47] <darkf> blade you're just a perv :p
[16:30:36] * Majora (webchat@5940133.952FF094.CC2FB370.IP) has joined
[16:30:43] <Blade-> Hai~
[16:30:47] <Agwu> Hi.
[16:30:52] * Majora nods
[16:31:06] <Blade-> From reasoning, this would be Orga, hm?
[16:31:19] <Agwu> lol, maybe Orga can take my plave when I go to dinner lol
[16:31:19] <Majora> Orga?
[16:31:23] <Majora> Who's that?
[16:31:32] <Majora> He sounds like a handsome son of a bitch
[16:31:36] <darkf> naw
[16:31:38] <darkf> ugly thing
[16:31:40] <Blade->  A trick? You can't lie, past my watchful eye~
[16:31:51] <Majora> Na, I'm pretty sure he's super handsome, and uber cool
[16:31:57] <Majora> :P
[16:32:41] <darkf> nope
[16:34:00] <Agwu> ... how long does it take to strip naked and take a picture of yourself?
[16:34:18] <Majora> How long has she been gonee?
[16:34:21] <Agwu> bahahaha she's gonna hate me for that
[16:34:42] <Agwu> about 10 minutes
[16:35:05] * Blade- waves the Fierce Deity mask in front of Majora
[16:35:07] <Blade-> Fear me :<
[16:35:19] * darkf waves skull kid in front of Blade-
[16:35:19] <darkf> diaf
[16:35:31] <Majora> Beh
[16:35:43] * Agwu waves ass ring in the air.
[16:35:44] <Blade-> Skull Kid is fucking adorable
[16:35:45] <Agwu> Fear me! :D
[16:36:22] * Majora waves Dragonbone sword in the air
[16:36:28] <Majora> I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU
[16:36:33] <Agwu> NO >:C
[16:36:33] <Majora> :D
[16:36:40] <Majora> :D
[16:36:42] * Blade- glares at Majora for a moment
[16:36:46] <Blade-> FUS RO DAH!!
[16:36:54] <Agwu> FUS ROH DERP! >:U
[16:36:59] * Majora becomes ethereal
[16:37:02] <Majora> Ha!
[16:37:05] <Agwu> TOO LATE FOOL
[16:37:10] <Majora> Nope
[16:37:13] <Agwu> besides
[16:37:16] <Agwu> that shout is shit
[16:37:17] <Majora> I was not that close to him
[16:37:18] <Agwu> only 8 seconds
[16:37:28] <Majora> It's enough to not get his
[16:37:30] * Agwu eats Majora
[16:37:45] <Agwu> 8 seconds were up c:
[16:37:49] * Majora phases out because HE ETHEREAL
[16:37:53] <Majora> Nope
[16:37:53] <Majora> :P
[16:38:02] <Agwu> that's godmodding
[16:38:05] <Agwu> gtfo n00b
[16:38:13] <Agwu> :P
[16:38:26] * Blade- uses the zombie glomp of death on Majora
[16:38:40] * Majora Dragon Aspect
[16:38:53] <Majora> Yol toor shul, motherfucker
[16:38:56] <Majora> :P
[16:38:59] <Agwu> yo Majora, your bone sword went limp
[16:39:12] * Blade- points towards elemental resistance jewellery
[16:39:12] <Majora> Not with you around it didn't
[16:39:18] <Agwu> ;D
[16:39:18] <darkf> well this is boring jesus
[16:39:30] <Majora> STRIP STRIP STRIP STRIP
[16:39:35] <darkf> no man
[16:39:38] <darkf> there arent unicorn butlers
[16:39:38] <Agwu> BANG BANG BANG BANG
[16:39:44] <darkf> i cant strip in this place
[16:39:53] <Agwu> hmmm
[16:39:57] <Majora> What if I toss some butter lettuce at you?
[16:39:59] * Blade- crawls to his corner
[16:40:03] <Majora> Is that enough?
[16:40:04] * Agwu turns Majora  and Blade- into unicorn strippers
[16:40:05] <darkf> mmm
[16:40:13] * Blade- hides in the corner
[16:40:20] <Agwu> LOCALLY GROWN
[16:40:22] <darkf> get your ass on the pole and dance
[16:40:23] <darkf> xD
[16:40:24] <Agwu> BUTTER LETTUUUUUUUUUUCE
[16:40:38] <Majora> PAAAAARTYYYYYYY
[16:41:17] <Majora> Oh hey
[16:41:33] * Majora clears throat
[16:41:38] <Majora> Oooooooh
[16:41:47] <Majora> I HAVE A LITTLE DREIDAL
[16:41:53] <Majora> I MADE IT OUTOF CLAY
[16:42:00] <Agwu> AND WHEN IT'S DRY AND READY
[16:42:01] <Majora> AND WHEN IT'S DRY AND READY
[16:42:07] <Agwu> A DREIDAL I SHALL PLAY
[16:42:07] <Majora> WITH DREIDA I SHALL PLAY
[16:42:27] <Majora> OHDREIDAL DREIDAL DREIDAL, I AMDE YOU OUT OF CLAY
[16:42:40] <Majora> DREIDAL DREIDAL DREIDAL, WITH DREIDAL I SHALL PLAY
[16:43:13] <Majora> I have  a little dreidal, its small and made of clay. But I'm not gonna play with it cause dreidals fuckin' gay
[16:47:32] <darkf> bored
[16:47:49] <darkf> i thought you promised nude women Agwu
[16:47:54] <darkf> travesty
[16:48:07] <Agwu> I can't help that they're so picky about nudity
[16:51:34] <Slave_Hikaru> [derp]
[16:51:35] <Slave_Hikaru> Rarity: We shall never speak of this again.
[16:51:41] <Agwu> lol
[16:51:55] <darkf> ow my eyes
[16:52:11] <Slave_Hikaru> ALRIGHT DARKF TRUTH, DARE, DOUBLE-DARE, OR PROMISE TO REPEAT
[16:52:19] <Agwu> BAHAHAHA
[16:52:31] * darkf looks aorund
[16:52:32] <darkf> me?
[16:53:08] <Majora> oh nice
[16:53:24] <Slave_Hikaru> -.-
[16:53:27] <Slave_Hikaru> YES YOU
[16:53:31] <darkf> oh gosh umm
[16:53:35] <darkf> truth ._.
[16:55:14] <Slave_Hikaru> Hmm
[16:56:12] <Slave_Hikaru> If you were forced to fuck one of the GUYS in this chat room, who would it be, and why that person?
be, and why that person?
[16:56:25] <darkf> lame
[16:56:39] <Agwu> hahahah
[16:56:49] <darkf> orga because Agwu promised he has infinite dicks
[16:56:56] <Slave_Hikaru> Yuki, I will get my revenge on you. And go
[16:56:59] <Agwu> I didn't promise that
[16:57:05] <darkf> well lots of dicks ok
[16:57:37] <darkf> hm
[16:58:04] * Blade (webchat@IndirectIRC-521E5D4B.cable.virginmedia.com) has joined
[16:58:08] <Blade> Fucking internet
[16:58:14] <Agwu> sounds tasty
[16:58:17] <Majora> Is it fun?
[16:58:23] <Slave_Hikaru> Thank god, Blade missed the picture
[16:58:31] <Majora> I could repost it
[16:58:34] <Majora> <,,,<
[16:58:34] <darkf> hes too young for that
[16:58:35] <Slave_Hikaru> NO
[16:58:38] <Blade> I didn't miss it, Hik, I got it
[16:58:43] <Blade> :3
[16:58:44] * Slave_Hikaru headdesks
[16:58:49] <Agwu> BAHAHAHAHAHAAH
[16:58:59] * Majora shrugs and lols with
[16:59:07] <Slave_Hikaru> ...Just wait until you pick dare yuki
[16:59:13] <Agwu> They're fine
[16:59:15] <darkf> Agwu: T or D or DD or PTR
[16:59:19] <Agwu> That;s*
[16:59:21] <Agwu> uh d
[16:59:26] <Majora> what's PTR?
[16:59:32] <Slave_Hikaru> Promise to Repeat
[16:59:40] <Agwu> Repeat whatever was said in a priv msg
[16:59:40] <Majora> ah
[16:59:49] <Majora> k, gotcha
[16:59:54] * Blade- has quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
[16:59:57] <Agwu>  Sorry Slave_Hikaru, I couldn't wait for the d
[16:59:59] <Agwu> :P
[17:00:19] <Slave_Hikaru> If I find out any one of you saved that as blackmail...
[17:00:24] <Slave_Hikaru> I'll find out where you live >.>
[17:00:29] <Agwu> I haven't saved it
[17:00:32] <Agwu> I just lol'd
[17:00:42] <darkf> Agwu: I dare you to draw me having sex with Hikaru while you hold her leash (can substitute for ponies if needed)
[17:00:47] <Slave_Hikaru> ...
[17:00:52] <Agwu> hahahah
[17:00:54] <Agwu> kay
[17:00:55] * darkf nonchalant
[17:00:56] <darkf> c:
[17:00:59] <Agwu> do you want a link to that? :P
[17:01:04] <darkf> mhm ;p
[17:01:15] * Slave_Hikaru headdesks
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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #709 on: December 25, 2012, 06:09:25 AM »
T OR D CONTINUED! ...It ends there cause Red entered and it went off topic. There's always tomorrow or next days game though.

[17:13] <Blade> Oh gods Dx This chocolate is fucking awesome
[17:16] <Agwu> what kind is it
[17:17] <Blade> Cadbury's Oreo :<
[17:17] <Agwu> FFFFFFFF
[17:17] <Blade> What?
[17:17] <Agwu> I like cream milk chocolate
[17:17] <~Hikaru> Screw you all
[17:17] <~Hikaru> Dark Chocolate <3
[17:18] <Blade> Shush~ I still know the link to that picture >w>
[17:18] <+darkf> i have to go with milk chocolate
[17:18] <Blade> White Chocolate for me~
[17:18] <~Hikaru> 82% COCOA!
[17:18] <Agwu> Dark is good with mint
[17:18] <~Hikaru> Dark and bitter
[17:18] <Agwu> mmm
[17:18] <Agwu> like your soul <3
[17:18] <~Hikaru> ...
[17:18] <+darkf> ha
[17:18] <+darkf> haha
[17:18] <Agwu> I couldn't help myself
[17:18] <~Hikaru> Well I'm Luna's loyal subject
[17:18] <Agwu> You set yourself up fo-- hell no
[17:19] <~Hikaru> ^^
[17:19] <Agwu> You're not that loyal :P
[17:19] <+darkf> Luna has so much soul she projects her soul into dreams
[17:19] <Agwu> lol
[17:19] <+darkf> she's a souldier
[17:19] <Agwu> And she's not dark anymore :
[17:19] <Agwu> :P
[17:19] <~Hikaru> Fine, I'm Luna's ummmm devoted subject
[17:19] <Agwu> loldarkf
[17:19] <Agwu> hahaha
[17:19] <Agwu> no
[17:19] <Agwu> you're her fangurl
[17:19] <Agwu> :P
[17:19] <~Hikaru> ...Fine
[17:19] <Agwu> lol
[17:19] <Agwu> lol
[17:19] <~Hikaru> ALL GLORY TO THE NEW LUNAR REPUBLIC
[17:20] * +darkf pulls Hikaru's chain
[17:20] <+darkf> hey now
[17:20] <+darkf> Celestia is listening
[17:20] <~Hikaru> ...
[17:20] <~Hikaru> Ohhh right
[17:20] * Hikaru is now known as Hikaru_the_Slave
[17:20] <Agwu> I tried doing a roleplay with lyoko222 using our mlp characters
[17:20] <Blade> GLORY TO THE SOLAR EMPIRE!
[17:20] <Agwu> according to him, derpy's my assistant
[17:20] <+darkf> lies
[17:20] <+darkf> Derpy is only The Doctor's assistant
[17:20] <Agwu> Glory to the crystal empire! >:U
[17:20] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> So baaaack to your T or D game?
[17:20] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> I still have to get revenge on Yuki
[17:20] * Agwu has an awkward obsession with crystals
[17:20] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> *our
[17:21] <Agwu> lol
[17:21] <Agwu> fien
[17:21] <+darkf> fuck that shit i'm spectating
[17:21] <Agwu> waiting for mom and Alsy to get home anyway
[17:21] <+darkf> c:
[17:21] <Agwu> BAHAHAHA
[17:21] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> So last dare, Yuki dared Blade to what was it with darkf?
[17:21] <Agwu> I can dare hikaru to do a song on audiosurf and make her stream it
[17:21] <Agwu> LOL
[17:22] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> ...>.>
[17:22] * Blade cracks his knuckles and readies his crotch "This gun be fun~"
[17:22] <+darkf> I shall throw you into a lake of fire
[17:22] <+darkf> both of you
[17:22] <Agwu> fun guns in blade's pants
[17:22] <Agwu> obby
[17:23] <Agwu> Hold on, lemme check the log so I can quote myself
[17:25] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> ...How long am I a slave? Like how long does that darel ast?
[17:25] <Agwu> Dec 23 17:26:20 <Agwu>   make hot luv with darkf
[17:26] <+darkf> Hikaru_the_Slave: forever
[17:26] * ~Hikaru_the_Slave says to fuck off!
[17:26] <Agwu> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:26] <Agwu> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:26] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> I agree autoresponder. Okay Blade, gooo
[17:26] <+darkf> well Agwu i can only visualize hot oglaf sex so this cant possibly go wrong
[17:27] * Blade is a bit busy dicking around with his Ipod
[17:27] <+darkf> well quit dicking with *that*
[17:27] <+darkf> jeez
[17:27] <Blade> Oh, you want me to dick around with you?
[17:27] <Agwu> obaby
[17:27] * ~Hikaru_the_Slave grabs a camera
[17:27] <+darkf> it WAS your dare ;p
[17:27] <Agwu> it was
[17:27] <Agwu> now do it
[17:27] <Agwu> lol
[17:29] <+darkf> hes scurred
[17:29] <Blade> Nah, buying music just now
[17:29] <Agwu> lol
[17:29] <Blade> I got a £50 Itunes voucher
[17:29] <Agwu> oooh
[17:29] <Agwu> he's getting some jaaaaaaaaaaaaaazz
[17:29] <+darkf> smooth jazz?
[17:29] <Blade> I don't actually know of much jazz, I like it though
[17:30] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Okay, he can just do it when he's done then
[17:30] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Blade, pick somebody
[17:30] <Blade> Ehm... Hik, T/D/DD/R?
[17:30] * ~Hikaru_the_Slave sighs.
[17:30] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Truth
[17:31] <Blade> Damn :< I never was too good with Truth...
[17:31] <Blade> Or telling it... me and Truth don't get along
[17:31] <+darkf> duh you're a fukkin sc0ttishman
[17:31] <Agwu> lol
[17:32] <Agwu> darkf: he's getting the smoothest jazz ever
[17:32] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> So then ask me something stupid
[17:32] <+darkf> Agwu: so smooth i slide across the floor?
[17:32] <Agwu> So smooth that you can't take it and you'll be flying out of your chair
[17:32] * +darkf flails
[17:32] <Blade> I honestly can't think of anything v.v
[17:32] <+darkf> doitfgt
[17:32] <Agwu> bahahaha two best friends play portal 2
[17:33] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Someone help him
[17:33] <Agwu> brb
[17:33] * Blade dies
[17:34] <+darkf> oh you are slightly worse than me
[17:34] <+darkf> i can't get hard to this game gosh
[17:35] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> [5:34:56 PM] Hikaru/Ember Bright: HEY NISORIN WE'RE PLAY T OR D ON IRC IF YOU WANNA JOIN
[17:35] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Lol
[17:35] <+darkf> we're play
[17:35] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> *playing
[17:35] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> I can't type today
[17:35] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> He's gonna watch
[17:35] * Nisorin (Mibbit@IndirectIRC-7F1CC42D.hsd1.vt.comcast.net) has joined #shatteredplanes
[17:35] <Blade> I'm gonna go sleep :< I didn't sleep too well last night nor the night before... or the night before that... or so on
[17:35] <+darkf> oh don't be a pansy
[17:35] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Do Yuki's dare first
[17:36] <+darkf> no
[17:36] <Nisorin> What's the dare?
[17:36] * Blade rape glomps Dark "CUM 'ERE!"
[17:36] <Nisorin> And who is Hikaru's master?
[17:36] <+darkf> oh fuck no
[17:36] <+darkf> Hikaru_the_Slave: remind me to strangle you later
[17:36] * ~Hikaru_the_Slave says to fuck off!
[17:36] <+darkf> fff
[17:37] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Yuki dared it, not meeee
[17:37] * Blade falls asleep on top of Dark
[17:37] <+darkf> :|
[17:38] <Blade> I'm off to bed, I'll do it... in two days, it's fucking Christmas tomorrow :3
[17:38] <+darkf> what
[17:38] <+darkf> my other scotsman is in christmas already
[17:38] <+darkf> what is wrong with you
[17:38] <Blade> Well it's technically Christmas...
[17:38] <+darkf> oic
[17:38] <Blade> as it's forty minutes past midnight
[17:38] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> So then who's gonna ask my truth question ?
[17:39] * +darkf glares
[17:39] <Blade> SOMEONE ELSE! :D
[17:39] * ~Hikaru_the_Slave is still waiting to be asked
[17:39] <+darkf> Nisorin play
[17:39] <Blade> Night everyone ^-^
[17:39] * Blade (webchat@IndirectIRC-521E5D4B.cable.virginmedia.com) Quit (Quit: Page closed)
[17:39] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Okay so then who's next?
[17:40] <+darkf> He asked yooooooooooou. You have to do a truth
[17:40] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> He never asked me what
[17:40] <+darkf> something with penis prolly
[17:40] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> ...
[17:40] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> SOMEONE ASK ME SOMETHING
[17:42] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> You people suck at T or D
[17:44] <Agwu> back
[17:44] <Agwu> there's a bow on my butt
[17:44] <Agwu> c:
[17:44] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Yuki
[17:44] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Ask me something
[17:44] <Agwu> kay
[17:44] <Agwu> uh
[17:45] <Agwu> Is it true that....
[17:45] <Agwu> lol
[17:45] <Agwu> I got nothing
[17:45] <+darkf> ha
[17:45] <Agwu> darkf ask her something :U
[17:45] <+darkf> omg
[17:45] <Agwu> doitfag
[17:45] * ~Hikaru_the_Slave headdesks
[17:45] <+darkf> umm
[17:46] <Agwu> I'm sorry
[17:46] <Agwu> but I don't want to ask questions that are too personal
[17:46] <Agwu> xD
[17:47] <Nisorin> Agwu. That's the point.
[17:47] <Agwu> when did you get here
[17:47] <Nisorin> Around when Blade was supposed to make hot love to Ben.
[17:48] <+darkf> fffffffffffff
[17:48] <Nisorin> XD
[17:48] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Lol
[17:48] <Agwu> LOL
[17:48] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Hey darkf: http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197996639514/wishlist HINT HINT
[17:48] <+darkf> heh i've been playing uplink u mad
[17:48] <+darkf> anyway no
[17:48] <Agwu> Hikaru: Is it true that you've dated more than three guys?
[17:48] * ~Hikaru_the_Slave says to fuck off!
[17:49] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Nope, it's only been 3
[17:49] <Agwu> isorrybutapparentlythesearesupposedtobeuberpersonalaccordingtonisorinlol
[17:49] * Nisorin sighs
[17:49] <Agwu> :P
[17:49] <+darkf> Agwu: so you can dare things like that but you won't ask a dating question?
[17:49] <+darkf> wowowwojwgihwgw
[17:49] * +darkf dies
[17:49] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> YUKI
[17:49] <Nisorin> The point of the game is to have fun by embarassing the others around you and being embarrassed in turn.
[17:49] <Agwu> Still waiting for that silky smooth jazz and amazing buttsecks from Blade
[17:49] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> TRUTH, DARE, DOUBLE-DARE, OR PROMISE TO REPEAT?
[17:50] <Agwu> DARE >:U
[17:50] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> ...YES
[17:50] <Agwu> I know you're waiting for that
[17:50] <Agwu> lol
[17:50] <+darkf> Nisorin: then play nigga
[17:50] <Nisorin> You guys are playing by slightly different rules than I'm familiar. Promise to repeat?
[17:50] <Agwu> darkf: I can dare people to strip naked and other things, but I don't wanna go too far :P
[17:50] <+darkf> Agwu: >strip naked >don't wanna go too far
[17:51] <+darkf> um
[17:51] <+darkf> mk
[17:51] <+darkf> we should do strip poker
[17:51] <Agwu> I could have made it to where it wasn't censored and that she looked like she was masturbating
[17:51] <Agwu> but I didn't
[17:51] <+darkf> hot
[17:51] <+darkf> why "looked"? ;D
[17:51] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> I dare you to draw Northwind and Cato 69 clop, full details, full color, full shading, parts shown, MUST UPLOAD TO DA AS MATURE
[17:51] <Agwu> because I know she'd feel about as awkward about it like me lol
[17:51] <+darkf> oh my
[17:51] <Agwu> Hikaru_the_Slave: dA sdoesn't allow pron
[17:51] * ~Hikaru_the_Slave says to fuck off!
[17:51] <Agwu> lol
[17:52] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Stash?
[17:52] <Agwu> I can upload it to FA
[17:52] <Agwu> st.ash would work
[17:52] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Put it in stash, then put the censored version on DA
[17:52] <Agwu> you want a stream link for that?
[17:52] <Agwu> bahahaha
[17:52] <Agwu> k
[17:52] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Enough to not be banned, but enough to disgust your followers >.>
[17:52] <Agwu> lol
[17:52] <Agwu> I'mma put something in the desc though
[17:52] <Agwu> lol
[17:53] <Agwu> https://secure.join.me/795-238-572
[17:53] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Can't say it was a dare
[17:53] <Agwu> aw
[17:53] <Agwu> lol
[17:53] <Agwu> but
[17:53] <Agwu> I CAN say it was a request
[17:53] <Agwu> BAHAHAHAA
[17:53] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> ..
[17:53] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Fuck
[17:53] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Alright you can say it was a dare
[17:53] <+darkf> closeenuf
[17:53] <Agwu> lol
[17:54] <+darkf> lolorga
[17:54] <+darkf> needs him in hurr
[17:54] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> I didn't dare it to be Orga
[17:54] <Agwu> I know
[17:54] <Agwu> lol
[17:55] <Agwu> but he's watchin
[17:55] <Agwu> lol
[17:55] <Nisorin> Hey guys, care to explain the house rules?
[17:55] <Agwu> hikaru can do it
[17:55] * ~Hikaru_the_Slave says to fuck off!
[17:55] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Umm there are no rules?
[17:55] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> I just ask the extended version of the game
[17:56] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> I've always heard Truth, Dare, Double-Dare, Promise to repeat
[17:56] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Or maybe it's promise or repeat
[17:57] <+darkf> -.-
[17:57] <Agwu> lol
[17:57] <Agwu> I guess I'm a little glad she's not sucking on a robotic dick
[17:57] <Agwu> lol
[17:57] <Agwu> that would be awful
[17:57] <Agwu> EW
[17:57] <Agwu> IS THIS OIL
[17:57] <+darkf> and cold
[17:57] <+darkf> nom
[17:57] <Agwu> BAHAHAHAHAHA
[17:57] <+darkf> well cold
[17:57] <+darkf> norhtwind
[17:57] <+darkf> whatev
[17:58] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> PAYBACK for that picture >.>
[17:58] <Agwu> bahahahaha
[17:58] <Agwu> Still funny
[17:58] <+darkf> not enough dicks yet
[17:59] <Nisorin> I've only heard truth and dare.
[18:00] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> At least we're not doing the australian version
[18:00] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truth_or_Dare%3F
[18:00] <+darkf> didn't you say parts shown
[18:00] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Mhm
[18:00] <+darkf> i see no dicks
[18:00] <+darkf> :C
[18:00] <Agwu> it's called a draft
[18:00] <Agwu> wait, both parts?
[18:00] <Agwu> ;p;
[18:00] <Agwu> lol*
[18:00] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Mhm
[18:00] <+darkf> two sides i geuss?
[18:01] <Agwu> that means I have to do headshots instead of fully bodies
[18:01] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> ..Okay fine, you don't have to show both
[18:01] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Just listen to darkf on how to make it explicit
[18:01] <+darkf> lmao
[18:01] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> I don't know this stuff
[18:01] <Agwu> lol
[18:01] <Agwu> darkf: which aprts do you want to show then?
[18:01] <+darkf> fully colored northwind #winning
[18:02] <Agwu> lol
[18:02] <Agwu> wait
[18:02] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> I already said fully colored and shaded
[18:02] <Agwu> so no cato/north shipping in a 69?
[18:02] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Ugh just do what you were doing
[18:02] <+darkf> no like
[18:02] <+darkf> cato on bottom with his tongue on her stuff
[18:02] <+darkf> c:
[18:02] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> I said it has to be 69
[18:02] <Agwu> lol
[18:02] <Agwu> I just wanted to know what part needs to show
[18:03] <+darkf> Hikaru_the_Slave: you can't easily show both parts without two views
[18:03] * ~Hikaru_the_Slave says to fuck off!
[18:03] <+darkf> so what do you want
[18:03] <Agwu> watch dA take it down for explicit work against 13 year olds
[18:03] <Agwu> lol
[18:03] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Uhh show both views I guess
[18:03] <+darkf> I guess you could do like
[18:03] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Split screen oen view, then the other
[18:03] <+darkf> their bodies at 45 deg to the view
[18:03] <+darkf> so you see delicious stallion dick while you see delicious mare juices too
[18:03] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> ...
[18:03] <+darkf> or splitscreen
[18:04] <+darkf> pickwan
[18:04] <Agwu> I had a split screen before
[18:04] <Agwu> ene
[18:08] <Agwu> so why do I have to post this on da?
[18:08] <Agwu> :P
[18:08] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> An embarassment
[18:08] <Agwu> *shrugs*
[18:08] <+darkf> well you will get watchers from cloppers!
[18:08] <Agwu> according to this shipping
[18:08] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> And yes, both views
[18:08] <Agwu> Cato like em tall
[18:09] <+darkf> catos dick is small though ;D
[18:09] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> How would darkf know? Has Lightning been cheating on Ember?
[18:10] <Agwu> lol
[18:10] <+darkf> nooo
[18:10] <+darkf> what do you think he has a big dick?
[18:10] <+darkf> psh
[18:10] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Who knows, who cares
[18:12] <Agwu> lol
[18:12] <Agwu> how does one draw pony blowjobs
[18:12] <+darkf> i imagine half in
[18:13] <Agwu> lol
[18:13] <Agwu> if you think horse penis is long, look a t atapir
[18:13] <Agwu> yeah, I somehow ended up on the weird side of youtube again after watching "Monsters inside me"
[18:13] <+darkf> well i've seen enough horse dicks
[18:13] <+darkf> :|
[18:13] <Agwu> tapirs are LOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
[18:14] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Northwind looks mad O.o
[18:14] <+darkf> he probably came already
[18:15] <Agwu> She is mad
[18:15] <Agwu> because she's staring
[18:15] <Agwu> right
[18:15] <Agwu> at
[18:15] <Agwu> you
[18:15] <+darkf> mmm
[18:18] <Agwu> can I put it in my scraps then?
[18:19] <Agwu> And how long do I keep this uploaded
[18:19] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Fine. Forever
[18:19] <Agwu> lol
[18:19] <Agwu> or until dA takes it down
[18:19] <Agwu> bahahaha
[18:19] <Agwu> uhhh...
[18:19] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> I said, full version stash, censored version gallery
[18:19] <Agwu> kay
[18:19] <Agwu> but uh
[18:19] <Agwu> I know what horse butt looks like because of a horseback trail ride
[18:19] <Agwu> >.>
[18:22] * Red (webchat@IndirectIRC-5493BCC5.sub-174-252-177.myvzw.com) has joined #shatteredplanes
[18:22] <Red> Unholy weasels of the ABYSS
[18:22] <Agwu> looks like we have a new victim
[18:23] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> Kay
[18:23] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> So while you're still doing your dare
[18:23] <~Hikaru_the_Slave> ASK SOMEONE
« Last Edit: December 25, 2012, 06:09:57 AM by Hikaru »

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« Reply #710 on: December 25, 2012, 10:48:48 AM »
[05:48] <~Hikaru> I like Chardonnay and Champagne and that's it >.>
[05:49] * Lyoko222 shakes his head
[05:49] <Blade> Hikaru: Pussy
[05:49] * Hikaru says to fuck off!
[05:50] <~Lyoko222> Lol
[05:50] <~Hikaru> Thank you autoresponder
[05:50] <~Lyoko222> That response works for almost everything
[05:50] <~Lyoko222> Hikaru say "Fuck off" if you want to fuck DarkF
[05:50] * Hikaru says to fuck off!
[05:50] <~Lyoko222> Hey it works!
[05:50] <~Hikaru> ..........
[05:50] <Blade> Heh x3

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« Reply #711 on: December 25, 2012, 11:08:27 AM »
WARNING: The following contains jokes very sexual in nature.

[05:55] <~Lyoko222> Oh... Dont tell me its THAT one.
[05:55] <~Lyoko222> Is it?
[05:55] <~Hikaru> He fucking saved it -.-
[05:56] <~Lyoko222> Oh wow.
[05:56] * Lyoko222 falls on the floor laughing
[05:56] <~Lyoko222> Let me see it
[05:56] <Blade> I didn't, I remember the imgur code x.x
[05:56] <Blade> [CENSORED FOR HIKARU'S PRIDE]
///wHICH IS LATER KILLED RIGHT HERE///
[05:56] <~Hikaru> . . .
[05:56] <~Lyoko222> That is definitely the funniest thing since the who Online Virginity thing
[05:56] * Blade twitches
[05:56] <~Lyoko222> whole^
[05:57] * Hikaru glares at Blade
[05:57] <~Lyoko222> .........................................
[05:57] * Blade cowers in a corner "Don't hurt meh!"
[05:57] <~Lyoko222> .........................................................
[05:57] <~Lyoko222> AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
[05:57] <~Lyoko222> That IS the funniest thing EVER.
[05:58] <~Lyoko222> Maybe because im drinking, but still.
[05:58] <~Lyoko222> HAHAHA
[05:58] <~Hikaru> Now he's got blackmail...
[05:58] <~Hikaru> THANKS
[05:58] <~Lyoko222> Oh, im not that much of a dick.
[05:59] <~Lyoko222> May i start the jokes now?
[05:59] <Blade> I won't tell anyone else, Hik :< I put the code down and he just happens to know what to do with it
[05:59] <~Hikaru> . . .
[05:59] <Blade> This is your fault Lyoko! DX
[05:59] <~Hikaru> ..What do you have an eidetic memory or something?
[05:59] <Blade> No, I can just remember random stuff or things I put to memory...
[05:59] <Blade> I know the maximum pi can go to on a calculator :<
[06:00] <Blade> 3.141592654
[06:00] * Hikaru headdesks
[06:00] <~Lyoko222> I memorized 10 sequences of 16-36 digits passwords.
[06:00] <~Lyoko222> Get on my level.
[06:00] <Blade> I could if I wanted to :<
[06:01] <~Lyoko222> This is till the funniest fucking thing ive ever seen.
[06:01] <~Lyoko222> still^
[06:01] <~Hikaru> Curse my inability to turn down a dare... >.<
[06:01] <Blade> ^-^
[06:01] <~Lyoko222> AHAHA
[06:02] <~Lyoko222> My god.
[06:02] <Blade> Hikaru, say "Fuck Off" if you had fun doing that dare~
[06:02] * Hikaru says to fuck off!
[06:02] * Blade shrugs
[06:02] <~Hikaru> ...
[06:02] <~Lyoko222> Lol
[06:02] <~Hikaru> ...Next game your dead Blade.
[06:02] <~Lyoko222> She enjoyed it apparently
[06:02] <~Hikaru> Minor or not
[06:02] <Blade> :< Oh shit
[06:02] <~Lyoko222> DarkF probably rubbed off to it
[06:03] * Blade shudders
[06:03] <~Hikaru> IT'S CENSORED GOD DAMMIT
[06:03] <~Lyoko222> I see a nipple.
[06:03] <Blade> I see a bit of nipple creeping over the arm though :<
[06:03] <~Lyoko222> LOL
[06:03] <~Hikaru> >.<
[06:03] <Blade> HAH X£
[06:03] <Blade> *X3
[06:03] <~Hikaru> Damn you Yuki
[06:03] <~Lyoko222> So, my penis was so afraid of this picture, that he crawled so far up inside me, im now legally a femal
[06:04] <~Lyoko222> female^
[06:04] <~Lyoko222> More jokes to cum.
[06:04] <~Lyoko222> See what i just did there?
[06:04] <~Hikaru> ...
[06:04] <~Lyoko222> HAHA
[06:04] * Blade tries to supress his laughter
[06:04] <~Lyoko222> You know this is funny Blade.
[06:04] <Blade> Oh gods yes
[06:05] <~Lyoko222> In the words of Bo Burnham "HOLY MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST"
[06:05] * Hikaru doesn't find it funny
[06:05] <~Lyoko222> Why not?
[06:05] <~Hikaru> It's embarassing as hell...
[06:06] <~Lyoko222> So is Cato eating out Northwind.
[06:06] <Blade> We wuvs you Hikaru -hugs her- ^^
[06:06] <~Lyoko222> I'll hug you when you put some clothes on.
[06:06] <~Hikaru> ...Yuki dared me first
[06:06] <Blade> I never got to see that one :<
[06:06] <~Lyoko222> XD
[06:06] <~Lyoko222> And even more to come
[06:06] <~Lyoko222> I know DarkF already came to it.
[06:06] <~Lyoko222> See what i did there again?
[06:07] <~Hikaru> ...
[06:07] <Blade> x3
[06:07] <~Lyoko222> Damn booze make me a dick.
[06:07] <~Lyoko222> Boobs can counter that, but none here!
[06:07] * Blade hugs Hikaru, damn the lack of clothes :<
[06:07] <~Lyoko222> HAHA
[06:07] <~Hikaru> ...
[06:07] <~Lyoko222> Oh, im just fucking with you.
[06:07] <~Hikaru> >.> Where was the damn drinking when I needed to make a deal with you
[06:08] * Lyoko222 highfives Blade
[06:08] * Blade highfives Lyoko222
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« Reply #712 on: December 28, 2012, 09:28:49 PM »
[15:40] <Hikaru> The shelter site froze firefox
[15:52] <~Lyoko222> Oh the irony
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Lord Capt. Nathan Church- Vampire, Galactic Inc. Executive VP of Security.
Countess, Tera Mikami- Ruler of New Dementia
Admiral, Regis F Hermitage- Dir. Of the Zarethian Hand
Vice Admiral, Lucien Z. Rychart- Pirate Lord [Zealot]/Demented Prince
Antonio Stradivari, Demonic General of the Army of Hell
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Insana, the embodiment of Insanity.

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« Reply #713 on: December 30, 2012, 12:52:47 AM »
Yeh, we're just in sibling love mode right now. c:

[21:50:28] <Agwu> And no, Blade_, I can't draw
[21:50:43] <Blade_> Shut up Yuki or I'll rape you, yes you bloody well can
[21:50:49] <Agwu> bahahahaa
[21:50:54] <Agwu> That's the best threat ever

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« Reply #714 on: December 31, 2012, 03:10:31 AM »
[00:08:48] <Lyoko222> Besides going Gay, or Pedo, the only person left is Hikaru....
[00:09:07] <darkf> you sick fuck

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« Reply #715 on: December 31, 2012, 01:26:54 PM »
[13:02] <Hikaru> Hey Zai, do you agree with skipping the play?
[13:06] <Aether> Probably.
[13:07] <Aether> A description of what exactly happened during it would be nice. One of the actors tripped and broke their.. uh..
[13:07] * Aether looks up horse skeletal structure
[13:08] <Aether> Metacarpus. Yeah.
[13:08] <~Lyoko222> USe human equivalents
[13:08] <Aether> :C
[13:08] <Hikaru> So Derpy's in the play then?
[13:09] <Aether> surewhynot
[13:09] <Aether> I got it
[13:09] <Aether> they broke their atlas.
[13:09] <Aether> http://i.imgur.com/Sq2uL.png
[13:09] <Aether> :D
[13:10] <Aether> What kind of name for a bone is radius anyways?
[13:10] <Aether> 'cannon bone.'
[13:10] <Aether> Wish I had a cannon bone.
[13:10] <Aether> I could fire cannonballs out of it. :C
[13:11] <Hikaru> ...
[13:11] <Aether> I am jealous of the horse skeletal structure. The actor that trips will break all of their cannon bones all at once.
[13:11] <Aether> Judgement has been issued. We are doing this.
[13:12] <Hikaru> Did you hit the New Years alcohol early or something ?
[13:12] <~Lyoko222> For me, no...
[13:12] <Aether> Actually, I'm drunk on the fact that I don't have work today. :DDD
[13:12] <Aether> Otherwise, no.
[13:12] <~Lyoko222> Surprising as that is.
[13:12] <Aether> Well, I never. :|
[13:12] <Hikaru> I meant Zai since he's the random one
[13:13] <~Lyoko222> Im talking about what i said.
[13:13] <~Lyoko222> And Zai...
[13:13] <~Lyoko222> I havent worked since the 26th
[13:13] <~Lyoko222> :D
[13:13] <Aether> :C
[13:14] <Aether> New plan. We break Cato's legs too.
[13:14] <~Lyoko222> Fuck off.
[13:14] <Hikaru> Ember can accomplish that!
[13:14] <~Lyoko222> His legs have been through enough.
[13:14] <Aether> But I'm sure his cannon bones are actually cannons though, so that might be an impossibility.
[13:16] <Hikaru> So have we figured out the announcement? I forgot what was decided
[13:16] <Aether> Celestia is getting married.
[13:16] * Aether has no idea
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[13:17] <~Lyoko222> WAR!
[13:17] <Hikaru> Oh yeah
[13:17] <swiftyuki> Hai Aethurr
[13:17] <Aether> Hai Swuftyiki
[13:17] <swiftyuki> And Lyoko222
[13:18] <swiftyuki> And everyone else :U
[13:18] <Hikaru> >.>
[13:18] <swiftyuki> Aand Hikaru
[13:18] <swiftyuki> :P
[13:18] <Aether> You offended my invisible evil twin.
[13:18] <swiftyuki> Lol
[13:18] <Hikaru> Thank you!
[13:18] * Hikaru is NOT everyone else
[13:19] <swiftyuki> Bahahaha
[13:19] <Aether> New(er) plan. We also break North's legs.
[13:19] <swiftyuki> Nope
[13:19] <Hikaru> That wouldn't be hard
[13:19] <~Lyoko222> Hikaru is everyone else.
[13:19] * Hikaru says to fuck off!
[13:19] <~Lyoko222> :P
[13:19] <swiftyuki> So you guys are still planning about msp
[13:20] <Hikaru> Just who breaks their legs on stage.
[13:20] <Hikaru> ...Cause' apparently this is the cursed exorcist stage
[13:20] <swiftyuki> Break a leg!
[13:20] <Aether> Timeskip the play, actor breaks all four of their legs somehow, and then Celestia announces something.
[13:20] <swiftyuki> >Applebloom falls
[13:20] <Hikaru> All 4?
[13:20] <Aether> Yes. All four.
[13:20] <swiftyuki> Wait
[13:21] <swiftyuki> Lol
[13:21] <swiftyuki> We
[13:21] <swiftyuki> Uh
[13:21] <swiftyuki> Pegasus falls out of cloud
[13:21] <Hikaru> Evil idea... One of the actors is missing and someone from the audience has to take their place...
[13:21] <Hikaru> NOT IT
[13:21] <swiftyuki> :U [inserts booths fail falling onto stage]
[13:21] <Aether> Their cannon bones will shatter. How dare they have cannons in their legs.
[13:21] <swiftyuki> Lol
[13:22] <swiftyuki> BANG~
[13:22] <~Lyoko222> I vote Ember
[13:22] <swiftyuki> Ember c:
[13:22] <Hikaru> I said Not it.
[13:22] <swiftyuki> We're not playing hide n seek or tag
[13:22] <swiftyuki> Lol
[13:23] <Aether> I'd volunteer, but Aether knows absolutely nothing about the holiday aside from the fact that it's a holiday. 8D
[13:23] <Aether> .. All the more fun. Send me in, coach.
[13:23] <~Lyoko222> Shattered is too much of a bitch.
[13:23] <swiftyuki> North doesn't know anything.
[13:23] <~Lyoko222> And crazy as fuck
[13:23] <Hikaru> Ember skips it every year
[13:23] <~Lyoko222> So, Ember.
[13:23] <~Lyoko222> I vot eher.
[13:23] <swiftyuki> Lol
[13:23] <swiftyuki> We're forgetting Blade's character
[13:24] <Aether> Put me in, coach!
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« Reply #716 on: January 01, 2013, 12:22:09 AM »
So K2, Hikaru, Lyoko, Hitoper, Blade, ORga and myself derped on omegle....And I bumped into Orga

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« Reply #717 on: January 02, 2013, 12:43:11 AM »
[20:24] * @Indirect Huggles Hikaru! ^
[20:24] * @Indirect Huggles Hikaru! ^_^
[20:33] * &Hikaru sets Indirect on fire

[21:49] <~Dan> Hikaru: WHY DID YOU SET INDIRECT ON FIRE? NOW I HAVE TO FILE AN INSURANCE CLAIM!
[21:49] * &Hikaru says to fuck off!
[21:50] <~Dan> Hikaru: you can fuck off. :p
[21:50] * &Hikaru says to fuck off!
[21:50] <~Dan> Hikaru: no u
[21:50] * &Hikaru says to fuck off!

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« Reply #718 on: January 02, 2013, 03:11:48 AM »
[00:39] <Hikaru> Which character was you?
[00:39] <Blackcat124gt> Princessmelody...Please don't ask.
[00:39] <Hikaru> . . .
[00:40] <Hikaru> You mean Princess Melody like Arials daughter from TLM Back to the Sea?
[00:40] <Blackcat124gt> I wouldn't want to explain. None the less she's an awesome synthweaver.
[00:40] <Blackcat124gt> No. But I like that one better than the real reason lol.
[00:40] <Hikaru> What's the real reason? And okay, readd
[00:41] <Blackcat124gt> Melody is my guild alias. That way people listen to me as a serious leader cause I'm more mature and I also get free stuff from others cause they think I'm a girl lol.
[00:43] <Hikaru> ...
[00:43] <Hikaru> BKs playing a girl for free stuff
[00:43] * Hikaru snickers
[00:44] <Blackcat124gt> Free stuff, respect, and well just for the hell of it.
[00:44] <Blackcat124gt> What can I say. I'm a tease lol.

[00:50] <Blackcat124gt> Hitoper: Whats your character's name and gender going to be?
[00:50] <Hitoper> Wtf do you think it's going to be?
[00:50] <Hikaru> O.o he got mad at me for not taking revenge for him
[00:50] <Hikaru> Gaserlaya
[00:50] <Blackcat124gt> I don't know. You could follow the same path I took for all I know.
[00:50] <Hitoper> >>
[00:51] <Hitoper> Gaserlake, male -.-
[00:51] <Blackcat124gt> Hey don't knock it till you try it.
[00:51] <Hikaru> Or Gassera
[00:51] <Blackcat124gt> If you play your cards right guys will hit on you and give you things.
[00:51] <Hitoper> ...yeah...no
[00:51] <Hikaru> ...
[00:51] <Hikaru> BK ... no comment
[00:51] <Blackcat124gt> I ignore the hitting on part and go for the stuff!
[00:52] <Hikaru> Anyone tries to hit on me and I'll tell them to fuck off
[00:52] <Blackcat124gt> Then whatever you do, don't join the guild Hope's Light.
[00:52] <Blackcat124gt> The leader Benn has a thing for the lady characters.
[00:56] <Hikaru> Maybe I should not have tried to make my character as sexy as possible..
[00:56] <Hitoper> lol.
[00:56] <Hitoper> Poor Hiikaru...
[00:56] <Blackcat124gt> lol
[00:56] <Blackcat124gt> I can get you the slave outfit :P
[00:57] <Hitoper> Could you change the breast size of female characters? :P
[00:57] <Blackcat124gt> No.
[00:57] <Hitoper> Oh. k
[00:57] <Hikaru> ...
[00:57] <Hitoper> lol
[00:57] <Blackcat124gt> This isn't Soul Calibur
[00:57] <Hikaru> BK wtf? Slave outfit?
[00:58] <Blackcat124gt> Yeah the whore outfit Jabba the hutt made Luke's sister wear.
[00:58] <Hikaru> ...
[00:58] <Hikaru> Screenshot
[00:58] <Blackcat124gt> Want me too?
[00:58] <Hikaru> Yes
[00:59] <Blackcat124gt> Lol I got to get it out my hold.
[01:00] <Blackcat124gt> http://tinypic.com/r/1zbew6v/6
[01:01] <Blackcat124gt> That one.
[01:01] <Hitoper> LOL
[01:01] <Hikaru> ...
[01:01] <Hikaru> And I take it you use this for your guild leader to woo males into giving you higher lvld stuff?
[01:02] <Blackcat124gt> Nope.
[01:02] <Blackcat124gt> I actually don't use that.
[01:02] <Blackcat124gt> We'll I do but you don't want to hear about that :P lol jking.
[01:02] <Hikaru> ..Fine I'll take it, how much?
[01:03] <Hitoper> ...you'll take that?
[01:03] <Blackcat124gt> I have to find another set.
[01:03] <Hitoper> LOL
[01:03] <Hikaru> I have plans
[01:03] <Hitoper> >>
[01:03] <Blackcat124gt> Its bound to this character. But I think our guild bank has a crap ton of them still.
[01:03] <Hitoper> You want to make Hikaru as sexy as possible, eh?
[01:03] <Blackcat124gt> Hey Hitoper don't laugh, its fully moddable. If you are only doing PVE that armor can be used up to level 50.
[01:04] <Hitoper> >>
[01:04] <Hitoper> lol
[01:04] <Hitoper> That's hot... in both ways!
[01:04] <Hikaru> Lol
[01:04] <Blackcat124gt> There are actaully people who use it at level 50 lol
[01:04] <Hitoper> >>
[01:04] <Hikaru> What's the lowest lvl it can be used at?
[01:04] <Blackcat124gt> 1
[01:04] <Hitoper> Hikaru, what are you going to use it for?
[01:04] * Hikaru says to fuck off!
[01:04] <Hikaru> O.o
[01:05] <Hikaru> Social engineering people >=P
[01:05] <Hitoper> I figured. lol
[01:05] <Blackcat124gt> I use mine when I'm getting information from the Smuggler's Collition. They open up to me that way.
[01:05] <Hikaru> ...
[01:05] <Hikaru> Now you see I'm a girl so it's not weird to do that.
[01:06] <Hitoper> LOL
[01:06] <Hikaru> But you... the fact you have the ability to do so...
[01:06] * Hikaru blinks
[01:06] <Blackcat124gt> lol and they think I'm a girl, so no matter.
[01:06] <Hitoper> Yeah... I"m gonna stay male...
[01:06] <Hikaru> Hmm
[01:06] <Hikaru> T OR D HITOPER !
[01:06] <Hitoper> NO!
[01:06] <Hitoper> lol
[01:07] <Hitoper> I'm staying male... and possibly paying for the damn game, so no way in hell I'm going to be influenced by you two.
[01:07] <Hikaru> But there needs to be a Gaserlass
[01:07] <Hitoper> Gaserlake... -.-
[01:07] <Hikaru> Gaserlassy
[01:08] <Blackcat124gt> Actually you can have 12 characters if you pay for the game.


[01:08] <+Dan> #shatteredplanes - The official channel for taking advantage of male guild leaders in Star Wars The Old Republic.

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« Reply #719 on: January 02, 2013, 01:15:33 PM »
[10:12:36] <Nevik> oi Agwu
[10:12:43] <Agwu> yeh?
[10:12:50] <Nevik> how are they hanging?
[10:13:09] <Kuro-chan> Hi hi
[10:13:10] <Agwu> I'm not wearing earrings and I don't have boobs :U
[10:13:19] <Kuro-chan> Um... Nevik.  What are 'they'...?
[10:13:23] <Agwu> ^
[10:13:36] * Kuro-chan is surrounded by pervs. :(
[10:13:42] <Agwu> I'm just playing with words
[10:13:48] <Agwu> since they can be anything
[10:13:50] <Agwu> :{
[10:13:51] <Agwu> :P
[10:14:16] <Nevik> OH SORRY I FORGOT YOUR AGE
[10:14:19] <Nevik> nvm
[10:14:22] <Agwu> LOL
[10:14:23] <Nevik> please disregard my question
[10:14:32] <Agwu> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[10:14:34] <Kuro-chan> Sounds like words aren't the only thing people are playing with around here...
[10:14:46] <Nevik> Agwu: this is inappropriate so please dont go call the fbi on me, but i like flat girls :P
[10:14:48] <Nevik> just
[10:14:49] <Nevik> you know
[10:14:52] <Nevik> for future reference

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Re: Funny Chatlogs
« Reply #720 on: January 03, 2013, 08:11:16 PM »
[15:53] <Agwu> ...........
[15:53] <Agwu> lyoko222: fuck you
[15:59] <Hikaru> O.o
[15:59] <Hikaru> What'd he do?
[16:00] <Agwu> He put "Chase's Bitch" on my user description via FST TS3's channel
[16:00] <Agwu> -.-
[16:01] <Hikaru> Lol
[16:01] <Agwu> Well
[16:01] <Agwu> It explains why he kept moving really close to me, in-game
[16:02] <Agwu> despite the fact I was a dude dressed like my ENG101 teacher with a leather jacket on
[16:02] <Hikaru> Luki or Yyoko?
[16:02] <Agwu> ...........
[16:02] <Agwu> That also states in a weird way that he's a gay man :D
[16:03] <Agwu> We kept saying my character was a 17 year old girl who acts/appears like she's 12 in a man's body
[16:03] <Hikaru> O.o
[16:03] <Agwu> yep
[16:07] <Hikaru> Maybe he wanted you to play just for that reason alone
[16:07] <Agwu> SURPRISE BUTTSECKS~

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« Reply #721 on: January 05, 2013, 12:19:50 AM »
[21:15:35] <Goran_Falzer> "Fine then, I'll attakc them" He sheathes his scythe "WITH YOU!"
[21:15:53] <Goran_Falzer> Goran grabs the Skull dude and attemtps to swing him around like a flail
[21:16:02] <Goran_Falzer> "IIIIII"M NOT ATTACKING YOOOOOOU!"
[21:17:02] <Lendin> You try to grab him, but the obvious attempt to cheat his will with clever wording fails, and instead you find yourself hugging him.
[21:17:14] <Lendin> "This is really not the time for that. Maybe later."
[21:17:40] <Goran_Falzer> I squeeze him ahrder
[21:17:59] <Goran_Falzer> "but, uh, I really liek howw you freed me from my bonds of will!"
[21:18:03] <Goran_Falzer> SQUEEEEEEEZE
[21:18:26] <Lendin> Your squeezing is ineffective.
[21:18:34] <Goran_Falzer> "I hate you so much"

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« Reply #722 on: January 05, 2013, 01:03:37 AM »
[23:00] <Hikaru> So I have a microphone again!
[23:00] <Hikaru> ...sorta
[23:00] <Hikaru> I found my webcam and I can use that as a mic and not the camera part if I want
[23:02] <Hikaru> ..That doesn't mean to auto-call Dan
[23:02] <Hikaru> I'm still setting it up >.>
[23:02] <Cerebro> lol
[23:02] <Dan> I didn't even read this channel before calling. that was so perfect!

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« Reply #723 on: January 05, 2013, 01:05:45 AM »
[21:46:31] <Dan> so who wants a show on IndirectRadio?
[21:58:47] <bobobo1618> Swift does
[22:02:13] <Dan> does she?
[22:02:40] <Cerebro> Do I?
[22:03:31] <Dan> Do you?
[22:04:37] <Cerebro> I don't know
[22:04:40] <Cerebro> Let's go ask me

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« Reply #724 on: January 05, 2013, 03:27:53 AM »
[03:25] <@K2323> I want to listen to Fleetwood Mac.
[03:25] <Odd8Out> Well Kaleb if you want to do that.
[03:25] <Odd8Out> You can go your own way.