Funny Chatlogs

[K2]

(4:07:21 PM) Majora_: You're not gonna do another tinychat thing are you\?
(4:07:43 PM) K2323 has changed the topic to: Welcome to the official IRC channel for Shattered Planes, located at http://shatteredplanes.com || Monday Punday! =D
(4:07:45 PM) K2323: Who me?
(4:08:26 PM) Hikaru: Got the stupid requests done K2
(4:08:28 PM) K2323: I didn't intend to, we can if you guys want
(4:08:29 PM) Majora_: yes you
(4:08:30 PM) K2323: thanks Hik
(4:08:33 PM) Majora_: No
(4:08:39 PM) Hikaru: You have a lot of elaboration to do on yours
(4:08:40 PM) Majora_: That thing was kinda crazy
(4:09:09 PM) K2323: maybe when more people are on and im not in my boxers
(4:09:16 PM) Zak: Yes
(4:09:22 PM) Zak: please dont do it in your boxers
(4:09:23 PM) Zak: please

[K2]

(9:06:49 PM) K2323: Hikaru needs to get home so I can blow up Zaned
(9:07:06 PM) Zak: Wonderful

[K2]

An old one...

[21:52] Lordoflyoko2: You will see I will not easily be conquered.

[Queen Bright]

22:25:35 ccbtimewiz is calling a girl fat considered flattery?
22:25:45 ccbtimewiz in amerca
22:25:49 nekohikaruchan ...
22:25:51 nekohikaruchan Nooo
22:25:56 ccbtimewiz oops
22:26:17 nekohikaruchan Oh yeah.. I forgot about your fat fetish
22:26:23 ccbtimewiz .
22:26:30 ccbtimewiz how the hell would you know if I had a fat fetish
22:26:39 nekohikaruchan ...The images aren't enough?
22:26:44 ccbtimewiz jkjfkl;sdajflkdsadsafdsafsd
22:26:48 nekohikaruchan You made a blueberry of Colette
22:26:53 ccbtimewiz lkjsdalkfjdsalkfjdsalkfjldska
22:27:00 ccbtimewiz it's an INFLATION FETISH, thank you very much
22:27:06 nekohikaruchan A fat princess whatever the yellow ones name is
22:27:13 ccbtimewiz Daisy
22:27:20 ccbtimewiz >___>
22:27:36 nekohikaruchan That's not normal
22:28:34 ccbtimewiz ... and having pink hair, threatening an entire community of a television series with a knife in a YouTube video and hacking a forum and becoming an admin while going crazy with power is normal?
22:28:45 ccbtimewiz :-
22:28:47 ccbtimewiz :-P *
22:28:48 nekohikaruchan Perfectly 
22:28:56 ccbtimewiz you have a power-fetish
22:29:02 ccbtimewiz
22:29:09 nekohikaruchan ...Everybody in America does
22:29:14 ccbtimewiz well I don't
22:29:31 ccbtimewiz I just like being in charge

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

22:28:34 ccbtimewiz ... and having pink hair, threatening an entire community of a television series with a knife in a YouTube video and hacking a forum and becoming an admin while going crazy with power is normal?

AHAHAHAHA... Wait. When did the YouTube thing happen?

[King Jeebus]

22:28:34 ccbtimewiz ... and having pink hair, threatening an entire community of a television series with a knife in a YouTube video and hacking a forum and becoming an admin while going crazy with power is normal?

AHAHAHAHA... Wait. When did the YouTube thing happen?

How do you not remember? Me and Sam burned her pretty good for it, I dont even think either of us cared about what had happened anyway

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

Lol.

[Ghost]

[16:49] Dylan Burley: Will you straighten that smile out girl!
[16:53] swiftyuki: :/
[16:55] Dylan Burley: *Pushes the left corner of your mouth up*
[16:55] Dylan Burley: Smile dammit!
[16:56] swiftyuki: :\
[16:56] Dylan Burley: *Pokes both corners up*
[16:57] Dylan Burley: Smile or I will kill you dead with acid!
[16:57] swiftyuki: :|
[16:58] Dylan Burley: *Pokes the corners up and pulls the middle down*
[16:58] Dylan Burley: Okay... that sounded way less sexually explicit in my head...
[16:58] swiftyuki: :>
[16:59] Dylan Burley: ...
[16:59] Dylan Burley: You grew a beak?
[16:59] swiftyuki: :}
[16:59] Dylan Burley: ...
[16:59] Dylan Burley: Close enough.
[16:59] swiftyuki: :{
[16:59] Dylan Burley: I am calling success!
[16:59] Dylan Burley: No!
[16:59] Dylan Burley: That is not a smile!
[16:59] Dylan Burley: And you are running out of mouth punctuation!
[17:00] swiftyuki: :<

[Queen Bright]

00:39:45 ccbtimewiz one time I made an interactive bloat script
00:40:12 me ...
00:40:04 ccbtimewiz you keep giving colette blueberries and she turns into one
00:40:21 me ...
00:40:14 ccbtimewiz shut up
00:40:23 ccbtimewiz this was years ago
00:40:38 me And how did this fetish come about?
00:40:33 ccbtimewiz IT'S NOT A FETISH
00:40:44 ccbtimewiz ASDFGHJKL;QWERTYUIOPZXCVBNM,
00:40:46 ccbtimewiz .
00:41:35 me Mhm riiiiiiighhhhht
00:41:39 me So how'd it come about?
00:41:32 ccbtimewiz .
00:41:46 ccbtimewiz how the hell should I know
00:42:01 ccbtimewiz I loved SMF, maybe thats how
00:42:12 ccbtimewiz wait
00:42:14 ccbtimewiz NO
00:42:24 ccbtimewiz ITS NOT A GOD DAMN FETISH
00:42:27 ccbtimewiz SDFGHJKL;'
00:43:19 me Lol
00:44:11 me You ever seen that movie city island?
00:44:03 ccbtimewiz no
00:44:07 ccbtimewiz what is it
00:44:44 me The teenage son in it has a fetish to where he likes to feed girls food. Any girl, any food. He just likes to feed them and see them eat and become fat.
00:44:54 ccbtimewiz ............
00:45:39 ccbtimewiz at least its not a farting fetish
00:46:17 me Aha! Here it is
00:47:04 me "Feederism describes sexual relationships where both members obtain gratification from the gaining of body fat. Feederism refers to the acts of feeding, encouraging eating, or being served large quantities of food. Sexual pleasure is derived from the act of eating itself, and/or from the process of becoming fatter. Pleasure may be derived from specific changes to specific areas of the body."
00:47:15 ccbtimewiz ...
00:48:18 me Sound like you?
00:48:11 ccbtimewiz no
00:48:16 ccbtimewiz not really
00:49:22 me "Stuffing or bloating refers to the practice of eating until the abdomen is distended. The act of stuffing can cause arousal, perhaps due to the pressure within the body upon the sexual organs. Also, as the swollen belly can mimic pregnancy, which is arousing to maiesiophiles."
00:49:23 me ?
00:49:15 ccbtimewiz ...
00:49:44 ccbtimewiz where the fuck are you reading this
00:50:08 me http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_fetishism
00:51:00 ccbtimewiz lol "bloater"
00:51:11 ccbtimewiz "inflater"
00:51:14 ccbtimewiz lol
00:51:42 ccbtimewiz okay fine
00:51:49 ccbtimewiz maybe it IS a fetish
00:52:02 ccbtimewiz >.>

[Ghost]

[2:22:36 PM] swiftyuki: Hi~
[2:23:21 PM] shinerai: hey sup
[2:23:30 PM] swiftyuki: My toolbar's being weird
[2:24:28 PM] shinerai: howso
[2:24:41 PM] swiftyuki: it flew up to the tippity top of my screen
[2:24:48 PM] shinerai: you mean like your start bar?
[2:24:53 PM] swiftyuki: So I dragged it back down to hell on the bottom screen 8D
[2:24:56 PM] shinerai: oh haha

[Ghost]

I hope double posts are okay here~

Me:

*is gonna be evil now

zaktheblack018: 

What are you doooooijnnng?
Swiiiiiiiiift

Me: 

You'll seeeeeeeeeeeeee~

zaktheblack018: 

Oh dear Lord....

Me: 

IT'S SO WEIRD
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

zaktheblack018: 

...AmIdoing jumpingjacks

Me: 

Let's go with that
xDDDDDDDDDDD

zaktheblack018: 

Nonononono
WHAT AM I DOING!?
SWWIIIIIIIIIIIIFT
GORRAMIT THIS IS NOT SOMETHING I WOULD DO

Me: 

the heels show a bit
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
dies laughing

zaktheblack018: 

LIES
And if you do ;-;

>>
<<
>>

Me: 

yep

zaktheblack018: 

What the fudge nugget

Me: 

Zak's dancing school is now open
xDD

zaktheblack018: 

ANIMATED ZAK
STOP THAT BEHAVIOR AT ONCE
YOU
DO NOT
DANCE YOU FOOL
STOP IT
RIGHT NO
W
NOW

Me: 

it's almost done

zaktheblack018: 

YEAH
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
If I were there I'd be tickling you for this transgression

Me: 

NO
DON'T
I'LL HAVE TO DIE LAUGHING

[Embodiment of Cringe]

17 Nov 11, 06:58 AM
Zai: SKYRIM STILL HAS NEED OF MY HEROISM

17 Nov 11, 06:59 AM
Zai: But I suppose I can delay the cries of terrors of the Nords from Sovngarde to fulfill your trivial requests...

17 Nov 11, 07:16 AM
Zai: I am off to aid Sovngarde, the great halls of Shor for the brave Nord warriors whom have passed on!

17 Nov 11, 07:17 AM
Zai: For the Nords! For Skyrim! For Tamriel!

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

[11:36] == Hikaru [Mibbit@IndirectIRC-D577381A.pvc.maricopa.edu] has quit [Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client]
[11:40] <Lyoko222> So alone....

[Beware Ye Who Enter Here]

Hawk: 

You are posting something, but what?

Hawk: This week is hectic.
zak: 

AN ATTACK
IM NUKING YOUR PLANET

Hawk: 

By?

zak: 

WITH TEDDY BEARS AND SPARKLES

Hawk: 

I mean are Zarethians attacking or something?

zak: 

No, the teddy bear lord and the sparkle princess are paying you a visit.

Hawk: 

You are attacking.

zak: 

Didnt I just say I was giving you a visit with Lord Teddy and Princess Sparkles? Sheesh, Hawk, they just want to make friends!

[Ghost]

Long story short: Heart spam (lol)

me: Oh yeah?

zaktheblack018: Oh crap

[@Pokemon Master Red]

Excerpt from a Gmail chat thingermawhatsit, which is why there's no times or anything.

Sirius:  Got an idea.
What if the Mechera were about to disassemble it and Nick offered to take the blade off of their hands?
 me:  Why would they give it to someone they've never heard of?
 Sirius:  1. They want to get rid of it.
 me:  No, they wanted to put its parts to better use.
 Sirius:  2. The blade looks like it matches his armor.
 me:  Since when does that matter when dealing with dangerous things!?
 Sirius:  3. So they would think from the match that it would belong to him.
 me:  ...No.
That...that does not make any logical sense at all.
 Sirius:  Nick could lie, say the blade belongs to him.
 me:  ...They made it.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

I dont get it sometimes... Why does he think that we all have the IQ of a toaster, and that we would accept those stupid, and unfair deals, where only he benefits (And before you say anything Hawk, they are all to benefit only you). SMFH.

[Nisorin]

I don't get him either. Maybe he just offers deals that he would take himself?

[Capxeno]

12:41:38 PM NekoHikaruChan
... and the point of this is?
12:42:25 PM me
Well, I figured that you can speak more openly this way, and not hurt your thraot mote talking.
12:42:54 PM NekoHikaruChan
Talking doesn't hurt it. It's not the bottom of the throat. It's the top where the sinus cavity meets it
12:43:20 PM me
Ah, well there is the first part too.
12:44:16 PM me
Either way, how are you feeling emotionally?
12:45:32 PM NekoHikaruChan
Huh?
12:46:20 PM me
... are you okay emotionally?
12:46:47 PM NekoHikaruChan
Yes
12:47:02 PM NekoHikaruChan
I find it extremely stupid to IM when you're in the other room though -.-
12:47:14 PM NekoHikaruChan
If you're gonna do that....
12:47:17 PM NekoHikaruChan
I want a sandwhich
12:47:25 PM me
...
12:47:42 PM me
Fair enough.
12:48:02 PM me
I want a kiss when I bring it
12:48:10 PM NekoHikaruChan
Egg sandwhich!
12:48:17 PM me
But I'll be doing it regardless
12:48:20 PM me
...
12:48:39 PM me
Fine, but I am grabbing your ass when I bring it
12:48:45 PM NekoHikaruChan
Lol
12:49:45 PM NekoHikaruChan
Oh god..
12:49:49 PM NekoHikaruChan
You're chatlogging that aren't you?
12:50:27 PM me
imo
12:50:44 PM NekoHikaruChan
I mean SP thread
12:50:55 PM me
Yep
12:51:01 PM NekoHikaruChan
-.- fuck

[Beware Ye Who Enter Here]

... *cough* Um, well, good to know you two are nerding out on each other....

[Embodiment of Cringe]

User: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you.

Cleverbot: No I haven't.

User: You shouldn't have done that.

Cleverbot: Shouldn't have done what?

User: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Dammit, go along with the stupid meme!

Cleverbot: Who's there?

User: Ben.

Cleverbot: Ben, who?

User: Ben Ben.

Cleverbot: Ben Tennison.

User: No, Ben Ben.

Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.

* Gunslingah performs exorcisms on every inch of his house.

[Ghost]

*Talking about my Lizirii race

[10:39:44 PM] Solstici: ... a tablet is much better. TT ^ TT
[10:40:11 PM] swiftyuki: refresh the page
[10:40:18 PM] swiftyuki: the white background in the link bugged me
[10:40:25 PM] swiftyuki: you can read better that way :3
[10:40:55 PM] swiftyuki: those sexy lizirii legs
[10:41:18 PM] Solstici: Yus. xD
[10:41:38 PM] swiftyuki: Dem sexy eyes :<
[10:42:10 PM] Solstici: ... Stop it before you make me sexually attracted to a Lizirii.
[10:42:26 PM] swiftyuki: THOSE SUPAH SEXY GLOWY THINGS XD
[10:42:31 PM] Solstici: OHGAWDNO
[10:42:37 PM] Solstici: IT'S.. IT'S HAPPENING
[10:42:51 PM] Solstici: I... I WANT TO ASK ONE OUT... to get pizza.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

<23:30:08>"FST SERVER ARRAY": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22eUZQg-yFg&feature=related
<23:30:55>"Hanson": WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!
<23:31:36>"FST SERVER ARRAY": hahahahaahaa
<23:31:47>"Hanson": I think i just puked...
<23:32:16>"FST SERVER ARRAY": hahaha hills have eyes
<23:32:31>"Hanson": Very, very, close together eyes...
<23:32:53>"Hanson": He looks like a fucking alien!
<23:32:57>"FST SERVER ARRAY": lol
<23:33:14>"Hanson": Are we gonig to hell for this?
<23:33:27>"FST SERVER ARRAY": idk lol

[Ghost]

*talking about dragacve wreaths~


Me:did you decorate your wreath yet?.

Ghooostie:Nah, can't be bothered right now. I tried earlier, but it turned out hidious, so I cleared it lol..

Me:I made a beautiful fucking rainbow

BONUS~ (My wreath for the contest)

[K2]

[01:28] <+Dan> hmm
[01:28] <+Dan> this channel needs moar Barry Manilow
[01:55] <K2323> wat