Funny Chatlogs

[K2]

(1:24:46 PM) wolfboy2323: you ready for the event?
(1:26:16 PM) sirius solaris: Yep.
(1:26:25 PM) sirius solaris: Also, about to post up some of the Neo Narrikian Empire's tech.
(1:26:27 PM) wolfboy2323: There's a video you must see first
(1:26:31 PM) sirius solaris: Alright.
(1:26:32 PM) wolfboy2323: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmhfn3mgWUI
(1:29:09 PM) sirius solaris: Alright, watched it.
(1:31:01 PM) wolfboy2323: lol that had nothing to do with SP
(1:31:05 PM) wolfboy2323: Just think it's a cool video

[K2]

(9:43:55 PM) Sprotret: ICU
(9:43:58 PM) Sprotret: AND UCI
(9:44:01 PM) Sprotret: ICU
(9:44:03 PM) Sprotret: AND UCI
(9:44:27 PM) Wolfboy2325: um if you see me that's creepy
(9:44:53 PM) Wolfboy2325: considering that means you are either outside my window right now or you are a water bottle
(9:47:31 PM) Sprotret: BOTH
(9:47:47 PM) Wolfboy2325: woah
(9:48:07 PM) Wolfboy2325: i'm about to digest your fluids
(9:48:14 PM) Wolfboy2325: does this make me gay
(10:01:34 PM) Sprotret: yes
(10:01:34 PM) Sprotret: very
(10:01:35 PM) Sprotret:

[Ghost]

Status:If you divide google by zero, who breaks the fourth wall?

Siriussolaris221: 

Saying I break the fourth wall?

[K2]

[19:33] <~K2323> I've been running around, always looking down, and all I see
[19:33] <~K2323> Painted faces fill the places I can't reach
[19:33] <~K2323> You know that I could use somebody.... You know that I could use somebody...
[19:33] <Hikaru> NO SINGING

[Queen Bright]

[18:05] <~K2323> =D Zere's invaded the Heart of the Council.
[18:07] <~Hikaru> Would he like to join the party in killing K2323?
[18:07] <~K2323> O.O Our minds think alike

[K2]

[20:14] <Dan> what's a lanparty?
[20:15] <~Hikaru> . . .
[20:15] <~K2323> i think its where fat people play video games together
[20:15] <~Hikaru> -.-

[K2]

<Hawkeye> Still waiting for you to post on Memorial.
<K2323> ok bro dancing to sexy music atm

<Hawkeye> hnmm.
<~K2323> hnmm indeed

[Embodiment of Cringe]

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[23:29] <Slingah> DDD:
[23:29] <Slingah> I'm not alone in here for once?!
[23:30] <Dan> yeah
[23:36] == Capxeno [webchat@IndirectIRC-EB9EE18D.phnx.qwest.net] has joined #shatteredplanes
[23:48] <~Hikaru> Nope
[23:51] <Slingah> Impossible!
[23:51] <Slingah> I'm -always- alone when I come in here.
[23:54] <~Hikaru> Not today
[23:58] <Slingah> :'D
[00:18] == Hawkeye [webchat@IndirectIRC-937859D6.ks.ks.cox.net] has joined #shatteredplanes
[00:18] <Hawkeye> Does the IRC save logs the Admins can view?
[00:19] <Dan> it doesn't
[00:19] <Dan> but I am always connected, so I have some nice logs personally.
[00:23] <Slingah> I feel.. so happy.. :''D
[00:31] == Hawkeye [webchat@IndirectIRC-937859D6.ks.ks.cox.net] has left #shatteredplanes []
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[00:55] == Hikaru [webchat@IndirectIRC-EB9EE18D.phnx.qwest.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[00:55] <Slingah> ... And alone again...


So close...


[01:18] * K2323 wonders why there are no cats
[01:18] <Slingah> Meow.
[01:18] == Slingah has changed nick to Slingah-Cat
[01:18] <Dan> woof
[01:19] <Slingah-Cat> Mrrwaawaaaaaaawr.
[01:19] <Slingah-Cat> ^That's how my cats Meow.

[01:19] <Dan> K2323: remember how I was talking about MoSh earlier?
[01:19] <Slingah-Cat> No?
[01:20] <Slingah-Cat> I'm too busy being a cat.

[01:20] * Slingah-Cat silently hums 'Everybody wants to be a cat~'

[01:21] * Slingah-Cat is surprised he knows of this song.

[K2]

 Harmonykhkairi:  I'm here
 Zephirninja:  Holy monkeys!
 Zephirninja:  A random Harmony appears.
 Harmonykhkairi:  I'm not a pokemon
 Zephirninja:   â€¢â€¢   *tries to catch Harmony*
 Harmonykhkairi:  -_-
 Harmonykhkairi:  *harmony runs away*
 TidusInABox: We'll catch another one bro.
 TidusInABox: Just run around in the grass awhile.
 Zephirninja:  XD
 Harmonykhkairi:  I AM NOT A POKEMON! And if I was I'd certainly be a legendary. >.>
 Zephirninja:  Hm, guess I'll have to fight her then.  Alright, Cthulhu, I choose you!
 Harmonykhkairi:  Really, zeph? Really?
 Harmonykhkairi:  -_-
 Zephirninja:  Yup.   â€¢â€¢
 HappytheCatAye:  Eevee! >: O I choose you! Use KnockZeph'sPokemon away attack!
 TidusInABox: Stop, thief! You can't capture another trainer's pokemon!

<Dan> * K2323 is now known as Dictator
<Dan> <Dan> I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
* Dictator changes topic to 'You're all mine.'
<Dan> felt it needed more Taio Cruz

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

Note: they did this last night during the damn Board of Directors meeting they were having with me over voice chat. Assholes.


- Joined: Link (netadmin.northfire.org)
-- Setting: Satano gave Link Great-operator status
-- Setting: Satano gave Link Operator status
-- Setting: Satano gave Link Chat-owner status
PeaceMarauder says:
         Link has joined #blood, everyone slap!
Link says:
        twitch
twitch says:
        ?
darksix says:
        howdy man
Link says:
        can you build me a new applet for my game?
        http://www.phantasia4.net
twitch says:
        How do you know i program?
darksix says:
        lol..damn
Link says:
        i need a new java applet that looks better
darksix says:
        i told him you did..a bit..i'm on voice with him on the xbl
twitch says:
        lol
Link says:
        ?
twitch says:
        Sorry i dont do java much anymore
Link says:
        ok
-- Quit: Link has logged off Northfire chat, with the message: 
darksix says:
        and i was just telling him about the Omega security
twitch says:
        Ah
        well
        I feel used
       
        kinda like my ex gf
        after i would spend 150bucks and take her out
        she would bounce
        >.>
darksix says:
        he'll be back..he's a bit crazy lol
twitch says:
        Just ever since sun lost Java
        i stopped doing it
        + i started to focus on PHP/JS/HTML
        which is faster to work with
darksix says:
        yeah i suppose so..with sites and such
        but javascript is still a form of java lol..
        i might start chattin on ircbox...just been idling there
        man..anybody want a job being the head of the forums?
        may be some theme/skinning involved which i would help with in the artistic side
twitch says:
        lol
        JS is a form of java
        but it lacks all of java's flaws
        IE its not slow and annoying
        And with that commit im  off to bed
        did 5 revisions today not to bad
darksix says:
        alright night dude..
        wish i could get back into coding my damn 3d engine..it's been slow as hell for me..
twitch says:
        lol

[K2]

[1/31/2012 11:58:59 PM] theboxisnotopen: I'm fucked up right now
[1/31/2012 11:59:00 PM] theboxisnotopen: idk why
[1/31/2012 11:59:15 PM] theboxisnotopen: I dont do drugs or drink or anything
[1/31/2012 11:59:34 PM] theboxisnotopen: I swear I just saw spiders crawling on my wall
[1/31/2012 11:59:40 PM] theboxisnotopen: but they werent really there
[1/31/2012 11:59:40 PM] Hikaru: ...
[1/31/2012 11:59:42 PM] Hikaru: Oookay then
[1/31/2012 11:59:47 PM] Hikaru: Well I have homework.
[1/31/2012 11:59:51 PM] theboxisnotopen: bye
[12:00:02 AM] theboxisnotopen: Imma go find out whats in this Monster
[12:00:19 AM] theboxisnotopen: and watch Ugly Betty

[Queen Bright]

[15:25] <~Hikaru> I had a weird dream...
[15:25] <~K2323> Hiro...
[15:25] <Red> Ja, K2?
[15:26] <~K2323> =D This will be fun
[15:26] <Red> Yep!
[15:26] <~K2323> Also post in Walape
[15:26] <~K2323> What dream Hik?
[15:26] <Red> I CAN ACTUALLY USE MY MILLIONS OF TECH 8D
[15:26] <~Hikaru> I went to Gaser's house.... snuck in several times around the polices backs.. Found she was torturing him and tried to rescue him several times then out of nowhere in the dream them mother turned him into an obedient little girl... wtf brain.
[15:26] <Red> That...Is strange
[15:27] <Red> Though it reminds me of a dream I had. Remember little of it, but in it Gaser finally got free of his mom and posted his rejoining of the forum.
[15:27] <~Hikaru> The house was in some forest type area too instead of the suburban Cali.
[15:30] <~Hikaru> And she was rich. It was totally anime like with all these weird rich family members of hers lining up to battle one at a time before rescuing him.
[15:30] <~K2323> sounds like
[15:30] <~K2323> Nightshade
[15:30] <~K2323> Kinda
[15:31] <~K2323> I had a dream about Gaser, I think, but cant remember what it was about
[15:31] <~K2323> not last night of course
[15:31] <~Hikaru> ...I was about to say
[15:31] <~Hikaru> If it was all in one night I'd be freaked.

[Ragnar the Red]

On our DnD forum...

Dylanmous Nailo
So, there's good news, and bad news. Since you don't want to read me ramble on for pages and pages, skip down to the TL;DR at the bottom. Kindest Regards, The Management.

So, I'll start with the bad news, because I am an asshole who likes the start out the day by shattering you all with bad things, then slip the good in at the end while you're not looking because you're so busy crying your pansy ass eyes out. Seriously, I haven't even given you the bad news yet, and we've already covered the subject of you being a pansy ass cry baby; Dry up, you friggin' pussy.
But, I digress. Not that your pansy asses should ever be considered a digression, because it is basically the only topic that matters here. Regardless, the bad news is that I am yet again having internet problems. I can hear you all gasping in shock at this revelation. Yes, my normally incredibly sturdy and fast internet is once again not working. Why might this be, you are probably asking yourselves! Well, actually, no, you're not. Because you just skipped to the bottom to avoid the multiple paragraphs of rambling, self-important prose. Which, I guess makes this a soliloquy? I am soliloquising my ass off here, probably creating fathoms of dramatic irony doing backflips over your heads like some kind of ninja ballerina. A flipping flying pirouette of things-you-don't-get-fully soaring through the air above you. Like a majestic eagle. Flying a blimp. Still, for my own benefit, I will inform this textbox, which is the only thing that will ever observe my frustrated wordsmithery, why my internet is not working. My god damned middle class pansy ass roommate thought it would be a good idea to change the password then go back to his parents house for a few days without telling anyone the new password. [*i]Incase you haven't figured out by now, italics mean I am particularly irate. Which is ironic, because if I'm personalising my font, I normally go for simple white italics, despite the fact that I am not normally irate. Oh, was the irony somersaulting undetected by your cerebral cortex as it rests lazily below? Colour me surprised. No, really. Go to the nearest hardware store and go look through the Dulux paint selection until you find "P48G5 - Strawberry Surprise" and ask the shop attendant how much you'd need to colour a tall, slender British genius surprised. Seriously. I want to be covered in shit-pink enamal so bad right now.
So yeah. Until dumb little rich kids start not being somewhere else and preferably go die so I can change our ISP without complaints to something that works like I suggested in the first place, rather than what mommy and daddy used because they are too old to understand computers, I will be communicating entirely via university internet. Which I can get at only during daytime hours most of the time. Which is great, since I tend to have lectures during the day. And if I don't, I like to sleep during the day. It suits my body greatly. Fuck vitamin D, I eat a shit tonne of liver. I quite like it, even if other people think it's really offal. That one was humour, not irony, so you're not getting anymore sub-avian apex jokes.
Anyhow, I really, really, really needed to rant about that. Hence the post. Instead I ended up researching paint colours to make obscure unattainable jokes that probably only I find funny. But it was stress relieving, so I guess it did its' job. Anyhow, I'm gonna be slow on posting stuff because of this craziness. "Soz duds."
Believe me, I don't mean dudes. You are definitely duds. Maybe suds.
Okay, since I've done the whole life-shattering-blow-to-the-face-part, I guess this is the part where I slip you the good news. Slip it into your drink while you're busy crying, so I can pretend you just got really blotto and can't remember what happened. I already arranged for a hotel room, so you wouldn't know where I live. Maybe next time you'll stay with your friends next time you go to such a grotty, disreputable nightclub. You didn't think those holes in the cubicle walls in the toilets were some kind of design fault, did you? Shit's for anonymous copulation. Surprise! Insemination!
But yeah, the good news is that there's a new campaign on the way. Something a little different. From the three things that are all already very different from each other. This isn't the campaign I've mentioned to some of you already, which may or may not be coming. I am thinking of calling it Not The Lonely Bard But Something Totally Different Probably Not Involving Any Bards At All Because There's Only Like Four Of You And A Buff Class Would Be A Total Waste In Such A Small Party Seriously Zak Will You Stop Telling Me How Great Bards Are They Blow Long Pipes Get It Probably Not You Dumb Intercourse. This is something I am doing purely out of pure evilness. Because I am evil like that. You will all die. Not because the campaign is impossible, but because you are not good enough for it. Have fun spending several hours building characters who're gonna die off in a matter of minutes, losers!
So, that'll probably be posted up in a few hours, if all goes well. If not, then it probably means the internet hates me. Or the librarian. She is glaring at me right now, like typing should be forbidden. Sucks to be you, this library was designed with laptops in mind! Students are supposed to come down here to work! Which is what I'm doing! Okay, so the working is separate to the fathoms of typing, but you don't know that! No need to glare at me for doing what the place was designed for, which is typewriter impersonations. Clackity clackity clackity ding, mother fornicator.
Okay, that's about everything, me thinks. Go post declaring how you totally read this and didn't just skip to the TL;DR, despite the fact that you totally didn't read it and just skipped to the TL;DR. Like a little bitch. Probably a Chiwawa or a Jack Russell or some shit like that. A rat with a hairy tail. Only a female one, in your instance. Nipples down your chest like buttons on a trenchcoat. That shit's military.

TL;DR? I can only use internet in college, not at home for a short while. On the bright side, new campaign coming! Not the one you think is coming, either.

Still TL;DR? Bad internet, more DnD.

Still TL;DR? BOO!

Hiro Dark
Why ye always think *I* of all the members don't read your rants(and to prove I did, there should soon be a batch of strawberry paint headed towards you :p) is beyond me. Really, they're quite good rants and often humorous! But yeah, your roommate sucks and I would imagine radiates pure fail for his actions. Hope ye can find a way to get yer internet working on a more constant basis, but aside from my belief in the fact that you'd be more capable of such things than I, there is little I can do of it.
And Dylan, dun kid yeself, we ALL know Zak's gonna be a Bard. Razz

Dylanmous Nailo
Hiro! It's, like, five in the morning for you! Put the phone down and go to bed! =P

But yeah, secretly, I have figured out that all of you have the determination and lack of something better to do required to read my rants. Which is why they almost always involve me saying how none of you read them. =P But shhhhh! Don't tell you lot that!

Hiro Dark
Aaaaaaactually its more like nineish. I'm in first block of class right now(its just ending so I have freeish time)

Dylanmous Nailo
Ah. In that case, GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY BUM! =P

Sir Orgadude of Awesomton
I'm still not sure whether P48G5 was l337 for phags or not.

Dylanmous Nailo
I like how everyone's focusing on the paint and ignoring the italics tag screwup I made which actually makes about a paragraph of ranting completely nonsensical. =P

Zak
...I would put this in the funny chatlogs but I'm afraid the sheer British hilarity may blow some people's minds.... Or go over their heads. For all our sakes, I hope its [Censored]. Or [Censored]. Either way. Awesomeness has come.

[Admiral Regis Hermitage]

[8:59:04 PM] Hikaru: But she does have a sin
[8:59:11 PM] Hikaru: In her mind she wants to fuck Eli. Lol, love.
[8:59:25 PM] Lyoko222: It just sounds so wierd comnig from you...
[8:59:59 PM] Lyoko222: Im chatlogging that

[Embodiment of Cringe]

[16:22] <Slingah> I was updating Novierian Dossier, but I couldn't get the writer in me to cooperate.
[16:23] <~K2323> XD
[16:23] <Slingah> So now I'm just playing Pokemans, waiting for  something interesting to happen in SP.
[16:23] <Slingah> I'd play Yugioh, but my PSP decided that it had no power left. ; ^ ;
[16:24] <~K2323> I need to post on SP
[16:24] <~K2323> But I'm not motivated
[16:24] <~K2323> I must motivate myself
[16:25] <Slingah> Simple enough. Read this topic.http://shatteredplanes.com/forum/index.php?topic=1271.msg12014#msg12014
[16:25] <Slingah> I was digging up Novierian events and I lmao'd when I stumbled upon it.
[16:26] <~K2323> LOL
[16:26] <~K2323> that did motivate me some
[16:29] <Slingah> I was thinking that Synthe should celebrate this holiday. It'd be hilarious.
[16:34] <~K2323> Lolol
[16:36] <Slingah> Actually, I should write up a small bible for Flingtianity, and then make a goal to see if I can convert at least ten characters over to it.
[16:38] <Slingah> THE THREE COMMANDMENTS:
[16:38] <Slingah> THOU SHALT FLING
[16:38] <Slingah> THOU SHALT NOT FLING OTHERS
[16:38] <Slingah> THOU SHALT NOT FLING YOURSELF
[16:42] <Slingah> BY FLINGING OBJECTS OF PERSONAL VALUE OR NO, YOU HAVE PROVEN TO FLINGOD THAT YOU ARE WORTHY OF ENTERING HIS MIGHTY KINGDOM OF FLINGING.
[16:43] <Slingah> THOU WHO HAS NO FUN FLINGING SHALL FLING FOREVER IN THE DEPTHS OF FLINGHELL, UNTIL THEY ENJOY FLINGING.
[16:44] <Slingah> Which is, y'know, impossible, because Fling-Stuff-Out-of-the-Atmosphere day is the most fun day of the year.
[16:47] <Slingah> IN THE BEGINNING, FLINGOD FLUNG THE FLINGHEAVEN AND THE FLINGEARTH, AND SAW IT WAS FIT FOR FLINGING
[16:47] <Slingah> Oh gods, I could go on forever.

[18:16] <Slingah|Osu> Which is completely odd, considering I draft LoTR whenever I make something..
[18:17] <Slingah|Osu> Turned out, said character is Axal, whom can speak with the stars, and has some very specific cultural differences from many people.
[18:17] <Hawkeye> Bored....
[18:17] <Slingah|Osu> Convert your characters to Flingtianity!
[18:17] <Red> ...Flingtianity?
[18:17] <Red> >>
[18:17] <Red> <<
[18:18] <Red> >>
[18:18] <Slingah|Osu> http://shatteredplanes.com/forum/index.php?topic=148.msg46679#msg46679
[18:18] <Red> Wuzzat?
[18:18] <Red> OH YEAH
[18:18] <Red> ...
[18:18] <Red> Yes
[18:18] <Red> Yes, they must
[18:19] <Red> IT IS THE GREATEST RELIGION EVAR
[18:19] <Slingah|Osu> andandand in their revelations, the great Flinger will fling himself upon existence, and fling out all of the evil in the universe!
[18:20] <Slingah|Osu> And all shall hail him as the Flingsiah!
[18:21] <Red> DISTRIBUTE THE FLINGBIBLES
[18:21] <Slingah|Osu> .. That's it. No real other dogmas or beliefs. Fling long and prosper.
[18:21] == Hawkeye [webchat@IndirectIRC-937859D6.ks.ks.cox.net] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[18:21] <Red> Well yeah
[18:21] <Red> But...Well...Nobody would know of it until the Flingbibles are distributed to the masses
[18:21] <Slingah|Osu> inorite?
[18:21] <Red> Distributed by FLING!
[18:22] * Red flings a massive book at some dude's face
[18:22] <Slingah|Osu> The Flingbible even suggests flinging itself once done reading it, so others may join in on Flingtianity!
[18:22] <Slingah|Osu> It's.. it's perfect.
[18:23] <Red> :'D
[18:23] <Slingah|Osu> The bible isn't even all that huge! It'll probably be, like, a few pages. Nitpicky Atheists won't even have much to read whenever they go and criticize Flingtianity!
[18:23] <Slingah|Osu> And they too will want to fling it when they're done!
[18:24] <Red> EXACTLY
[18:24] <Red> IT WILL CONVERT THEM WITHOUT THEIR EVEN KNOWING IT
[18:26] <Slingah|Osu> You win SP by getting all the territories, right? Well...
[18:26] <Red> Technically, yus
[18:26] <Slingah|Osu> The final boss of SP is to convert EVERY character to flinganity, and acheive universal peace!
[18:26] <Slingah|Osu> flingtianity*
[18:27] <Red> ...It is the most likely solution to work
[18:27] <Red> Hell...Even the Mechera would probably have converts
[18:27] <Red> XD
[18:27] <Red> WHYYYY DID YOU STOP USING THE NOVIERIANS, WHO MADE THIS HOLY TRADITION!?
[18:28] <Slingah|Osu> Because I was an idiot and quit SP in a huff, and when I came back, they were all dead.

[Capxeno]

[20:05] <~K2323> well fuckbuddies
[20:05] <~K2323> I'm going to bed
[20:05] <Slingah> kbai


ZaixK2 is canon.

http://pastebin.com/27EuqHvK

[Ghost]

[13:50] <Tscream> Swift
[13:52] <swiftyuki> hm?
[13:54] <Tscream> I just saw Avalanch for the first time!
[13:54] <swiftyuki> and?
[13:55] <Tscream> Your profile picture suddenly makes sense
[13:55] <Tscream> I thought it was a cat before
[13:55] <swiftyuki> lolwut
[13:55] <swiftyuki> best cat in the world
[13:56] <Tscream> No
[13:56] <swiftyuki> aww
[13:58] <&Jeebus> I wish I had lightening powers
[13:58] <Tscream> IRL?
[13:58] <swiftyuki> she's just a big clumsy dinosuarian lizard with holograms that burn stuff, aaaand she's a cuddlebutt
[13:59] <&Jeebus> Yeah
[13:59] <&Jeebus> Think about it
[13:59] <&Jeebus> Like
[13:59] <&Jeebus> Cole McGrath from Infamous
[13:59] <&Jeebus> Id be a superhero
[13:59] <&Jeebus> WANNA ROB A BANK EH?
[13:59] <&Jeebus> LIGHTNING POWERS
[14:00]  * swiftyuki watches

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[14:01] <Tscream> Well, if you rob a bank
[14:01] <Hawkeye> Bored.
[14:01] <Tscream> then I'll have to stop you with my rock powers!
[14:01] <~K2323> im so bored
[14:01] <&Jeebus> No man
[14:01] <&Jeebus> I mean
[14:01]  * K2323 yawns
[14:01] <&Jeebus> Id stop bank robbers
[14:02] <Tscream> oh
[14:02] <Tscream> well, then I'll rob banks with rock powers
[14:02] <&Jeebus> Fuck your life
[14:02] <&Jeebus> You'd be screwed if it rained
[14:02] <&Jeebus> Just like in Pokemon
[14:02] <Tscream> What?
[14:02] <&Jeebus> First Pokemon series
[14:02] <Tscream> No, I'd be like an earthbender
[14:02] <&Jeebus> Oh then you're fucked anyway
[14:02] <Tscream> from AVATAR!
[14:02] <&Jeebus> Lightning strike
[14:03] <~K2323> All that it taakkes is some tiiiime but I'm shattered
[14:03] <Tscream> Blocked with a rock
[14:03] <&Jeebus> From above
[14:03] <&Jeebus> It moves at the speed of light
[14:03] <&Jeebus> Are you faster than light
[14:03] <&Jeebus> No
[14:03] <&Jeebus> No you are not
[14:03] <Tscream> I didn't even say it yet!
[14:03] <&Jeebus> I said it for you
[14:03] <&Jeebus> Because im as fast as light
[14:04] <Tscream> I can do that thing where they cover themselves in rock
[14:04] <&Jeebus> Then i'll just keep hitting it with lightning until it either explodes off of you
[14:04] <&Jeebus> or melts on you
[14:04] <&Jeebus> Lavaface
[14:04] <Tscream> Wait a minute...
[14:05] <Tscream> If I'm inside the bank...
[14:05] <&Jeebus> I will destroy the bank
[14:05] <&Jeebus> Just to kill you
[14:05] <&Jeebus> And also it can shoot out my body I guess
[14:06] <Tscream> Can I shoot rocks out of my body?
[14:06] <&Jeebus> No man, you said earthbender powers
[14:06] <&Jeebus> I said Cole McGrath
[14:06] <&Jeebus> Cole McGrath shoots lightning out his body
[14:06] <&Jeebus> I presume he can jizz lightning too
[14:07] <Tscream> You know, robbing a bank might not be a good idea
[14:07] <Tscream> I'll just produce diamonds and ruin the economy

[K2]

[17:45] <~K2323> sorry
[17:45] <~K2323> cooking
[17:45] <Tscream> cooking what?
[17:45] <Tscream> o.O
[17:46] <~K2323> uh
[17:46] <Tscream> are you cooking...
[17:46] <Tscream> COOKIES!
[17:47] <~K2323> Shrimp, prepared in a lemon butter sauce of Italian origin, to go alongside some Ribeyes which have been prepared in Soy Sauce, Greek, Italian, and what not, all grilled finely to a slight pink
[17:47] <Tscream> Do you mind if I stop by for dinner?
[17:47] <~K2323> Also being served, perhaps, with potatoes baked at just the right temperature, and green beans saute'd in garlic and base of chicken.
[17:48] <~K2323> Come ahead XD
[17:48] <Tscream> On my way!
[17:48] == Tscream [webchat@IndirectIRC-C9F734DC.cable.mindspring.com] has quit [Quit: Page closed]

[Ghost]

[17:45] <~K2323> sorry
[17:45] <~K2323> cooking
[17:45] <Tscream> cooking what?
[17:45] <Tscream> o.O
[17:46] <~K2323> uh
[17:46] <Tscream> are you cooking...
[17:46] <Tscream> COOKIES!
[17:47] <~K2323> Shrimp, prepared in a lemon butter sauce of Italian origin, to go alongside some Ribeyes which have been prepared in Soy Sauce, Greek, Italian, and what not, all grilled finely to a slight pink
[17:47] <Tscream> Do you mind if I stop by for dinner?
[17:47] <~K2323> Also being served, perhaps, with potatoes baked at just the right temperature, and green beans saute'd in garlic and base of chicken.
[17:48] <~K2323> Come ahead XD
[17:48] <Tscream> On my way!
[17:48] == Tscream [webchat@IndirectIRC-C9F734DC.cable.mindspring.com] has quit [Quit: Page closed]

Aw! I missed it! I hope you saved some for me! :<

[Ragnar the Red]

[20:19] <Thunderscreamer> Hey K2?
[20:28] <~K2323> Huh?
[20:28] <~K2323> Sorry just got in
[20:31] <Avalanche> hello nik and k2
[20:32] <~K2323> Hi
[20:32] <Dan> Whitney Houston has died, if you haven't already heard
[20:36] == K2323 [webchat@IndirectIRC-C049F09B.asm.bellsouth.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
[20:41] <Thunderscreamer> sorry, I got pulled away
[20:42] <CappysawrAFK> ...
[20:42] == CappysawrAFK has changed nick to Cappysawr
[20:42] <Thunderscreamer> I just wanted you to know that after an hour and a half aI realised I didn't know where you live, so I wont in fact be stopping over for dinner
[20:43] <Cappysawr> I'll find the damn apron >.<

[K2]

oh, I was wondering where you are, but I live like 300 miles away from you so...

[Ghost]

[19:59] <Dan> Hi loli
[19:59] <Dan> I mean swift
[19:59] <Avalanche> I AM NOT A LOLI
[20:00] <Dan> <3
[20:00] <Cappysawr> YEs you are
[20:00] <Cappysawr> No let me buy you as little gothic dress
[20:01] <Cappysawr> *now
[20:01] <Cappysawr> It'll be cute
[20:01] <Cappysawr> and I can sell you in thailand
[20:01]  * Cappysawr sees dallor signs
[20:02] <Avalanche> "As a little gothic dress"?
[20:02] <Dan> did someone say little gothic lolita dress?
[20:03] <Dan> oh, only gothic
[20:03] <Dan> too bad
[20:03]  * Dan puts his wallet back up
[20:05]  * Cappysawr adds lolita to the advetisment sign
[20:05] <Cappysawr>  1: Earth 2: New Westhot 3: Elemore 4: Maltruse 5: Walape 6: Ferrari
[20:06] <Avalanche> ._.
[20:06] <Cappysawr> Rolling 1d6 to decide who I attack
[20:06] <Avalanche> I hate you people

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[20:07] <Dan> why do you hate us?
[20:07] <Dan> we love you.
[20:07] <Dan> want a hug?
[20:07] <Cappysawr> Maltruse it is
[20:07] <Dan> !roll 1d6
[20:07] <Dan> why is gameserv not enabled?
[20:07] <Avalanche> ._.

[K2]

[18:50] <Shrike> Hello K2?
[18:50] <K2323> FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[18:50] <K2323> SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
[18:50] <K2323> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[18:50] <Shrike> Hey K2.
[18:50] * K2323 fuses with Shrike
[18:51] <Shrike> Have not.
[18:51] <Shrike> I disallow fusion.
[18:51] <K2ike> TOO LATE



[18:50] == Shrike [webchat@IndirectIRC-937859D6.ks.ks.cox.net] has joined #shatteredplanes
[18:50] == K2323 has changed nick to K2ike
[18:51] <~K2ike> I HAVE FUSED WITH SHRIKE
[18:51] <~K2ike> SHRIKE AND I HAVE FUSED
[18:51] <Shrike> HAVE NOT!
[18:51] <~K2ike> HAVE TOO!
[18:51] <Shrike> NOT! I DISALLOWED IT
[18:51] == Shrike has changed nick to Hawkeye
[18:51] <Hawkeye> There.
[18:51] <Hawkeye> Fusion over.
[18:51] <~K2ike> LIES
[18:51] <Hawkeye>
[18:51] <~K2ike> I RETAIN THE SHRIKE PORTION OF YOU
[18:52] == Hawkeye has changed nick to Shrike
[18:52] <&Jeebus> Isnt Shirke a character from Final Fantasy 7 DOS
[18:52] <~K2ike> PEOPLE OF SHATTERED PLANES, LEND ME YOUR POWER
[18:52] <&Jeebus> Isnt she a little girl or something
[18:52] <Capxeno> You accidently put on an ear ring Hawk.
[18:52] == Shrike has changed nick to Hawkeye
[18:52] <Hawkeye> Stop it.
[18:52] == Hawkeye [webchat@IndirectIRC-937859D6.ks.ks.cox.net] has quit [Quit: Page closed]
[18:52] <~K2ike> LEND ME YOUR POWEEEEER
[18:52] * K2ike begins charging spirit bomb
[18:52] == Capxeno has changed nick to Capbus
[18:52] * Capbus fuses with Jeebus
[18:53] == Dan has changed nick to Danyuki
[18:53] <Capbus> We will Destroy you K2ike~
[18:53] * Danyuki fuses with swiftyuki
[18:53] == Jeebus has changed nick to Jeexeno

[Logan]

[17:56:41] Gaserlake: Listen, dude...
[17:56:44] Gaserlake: Hawkeye is a n00b...
[17:56:46] Gaserlake: He's an idiot..
[17:56:52] Gaserlake: He's a fucking RETARD...
[17:56:52] Gaserlake: So...
[17:56:54] Gaserlake: Explain to me...
[17:57:14] Gaserlake: HOW THE HELL IS HE A BETTER COMPUTER SCIENTIST THAN YOU, HIK, AND I?!

That's not even funny.

Think of it this way, if you add my skills in, the four of us are better!

[K2]

Lol I'm gonna be a billionaire.